One, you sound like Shakespeare and Zorro, and sandy and left.
Second, the world is like this, all very hypocritical, if not hypocritical, and how to call the world? Want. Death, what is so ridiculous, people are forced to think of suicide, the world is full of complaints, if you do not adapt to the world, will only be eliminated by the world.
Third, even if I'm small, but when I try to live for myself, I'm still great, I just don't know the size of greatness.
Fourth, I love my weeds, but I hate the ground decorated with weeds.
V. I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid that if I die there will be no one to love you as much as I do.
Six, and cockroaches *** survival of the super-individual, vitality rot half plant,
Seven, if long handsome is the gift of God, God seems to have not looked at you.
viii. I've always thought that as soon as something is put to a hearing, it's basically a done deal - it's a non-discussable issue.
IX, flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate the flowers, but belong to the cow dung.
X. Marriage is the grave of love - if there is no house, you can not even enter the grave!
xi, the real good friends, not together have endless topics of conversation, but together, even if not talking, will not feel awkward.
XII, Lei Feng did good things without leaving a name, but every thing is written into the diary.
xiii. Wen sister, you stand a little to the side, are blocking my cell phone signal.
XIV, life's four sorrows: a long drought, a drop of rain; his hometown meets the old friend, the debtor; the night of the wedding, the next door; the gold list, dreaming.
XV. What is happiness? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world.
XVI, people do some good things always want to let the gods and ghosts know, do some bad things always think that the gods and ghosts do not know, we are too difficult for the gods and ghosts.
Seventeen, if there is no your existence how can set off the beauty of the world
Eighteen, the flower world, flower heart, flower men cheat people heart; to achieve the purpose of the change of heart, pity the world's daughter heart; in order to men hurt through the heart, the men are flower;
Nineteen, when the sky is still so blue, the cloud is still so dashing, you shouldn't cry, because I'm gone and didn't Take away your world.
XX, the dinosaur degraded three times a day, the strongest scrap in the history of mankind,
XXI, I'd rather accept you in the hooligans under the body of the fight to the death, but also do not want to bear you in the body of the man fluttering in the sky!
Twenty-two, 9 roses and long, 99 roses or long, not just 99 is relatively luxury long chant.
Twenty-three, the heart and mouth is a gentleman, the heart and mouth are not that is a small man; small man we know to prevent him, but the words of Yao Shun, the heart with Jie Zhou, the mouth of the oath of the mountains and the sea, and the heart of the trap people, the most difficult to measure it. This kind of mouth is not the heart of the hypocrites, things must be
Twenty-four, when the jianghu has a legend, not full of rain, is sorry for the audience.
Twenty-five, people can not help themselves, in addition to teeth and love.
Twenty-six, too many liars, fools are obviously not enough.
Twenty-seven, see people holding a watermelon quite happy, then I see you also quite happy.
Twenty-eight, you again good you are a fat! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the work you do!
Twenty-nine, I try to restrain the heart of the collection of the devil, but ignored that you may be just the ghost of the soy sauce.
Thirty, if there is no your existence how can set off the beauty of the world.
Thirty-one, less in front of me tugged with two and a half million like, set up a good pOSE in the pretending to force!
Thirty-two, do not eat full which have the strength to lose weight ah.
Thirty-three, not loyal, the relatives must be unfilial; to make friends must not be trustworthy, treatment of subordinates, must not moral, this person is a villain in the villain!
Thirty-four, the little man is not sectional, abandoned the root and chased the end. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
Thirty-five, grow so fat is useless, do not know that now the serious decline in pork?
Thirty-six, the difference between a lie and an oath is: one is to listen to the person who took it seriously, one is to say that the person who took it seriously.
Thirty-seven, because so the scientific reasoning peas mimi, just do not tell you. General general, the world's third.
Thirty-eight, bitch will always be a bitch, even if inflation, you can not be expensive!
Thirty-nine, to be able to put so many human vices MIX so perfect, I believe you rain out on the street, Thor can not touch you feel sorry.
Forty, you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
Forty-one, pat the head decision-making, pat the chest guarantee, pat the ass away.
Forty-two, time is like a net, where you spread, where your harvest.
Forty-three, please do not insult my intelligence with your poor acting skills!
Forty-four, not loyal, the relatives must be unfilial; to make friends must not be trustworthy, the treatment of subordinates, but also must not be moral, this kind of person is the villain in the villain!
Forty-five, the work of not busy, not idle do excellent, not salty life wonderful.
Forty-six, I love you, but I dare not say, I'm afraid to say I will die immediately.
Forty-seven, the third, your skirt fell
Forty-eight, you have to fat how long ah? So many beautiful clothes you can not wear, you go to the clothing store people say no you this number, only S number.
Forty-nine, do not be afraid of being used, people use you, that you still have the value of use.
Fifty, I am now thinking very Dongpo meat, emotions but very pepper ribs.
Fifty-one, your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang, your love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, your love is longer than Guan Yunchang, your character is crazier than Nicholas Tse, and your promise is emptier than the Monkey King.
Fifty-two, women in bed to stay in tears, more than in any one place. Men tell lies in bed, but also in any place more.
Fifty-three, I'm a passer-by you turn around and forget, why accompany you to the end of the world in the wasted years?
Fifty-four, people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, courtesy three; people offend me again, I also a needle; people also offend me, cut off the roots.
Fifty-five, I am convinced that your musical talent is absolutely not in the simple display of the voice.
Fifty-six, you grow very patriotic and dedicated very backbone, you never say bad things about others behind their backs, will not set up others, you are the world's least nasty people, you are of high moral character, you will never hit others backward a rake, you are honest and kind beautiful and colorful. Forgive me for saying something against my will just now ah.
Fifty-seven, I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging not so much you love to hear high.
Fifty-eight, thoughts can not be self, pain can not be self-care, the results can not be self-taking, happiness can not be self-giving.
Fifty-nine, there was a woman who wanted to remodel me, but she only dismantled my parts at the end, but never installed with me again.
60, really do not understand how these stars in China think, no work every day to major film festivals to rub the red carpet even if, one by one, the old aunt of the four squeeze breasts exposed grooves. Is this beauty? There are also kneeling on the red carpet tongue kissing, you when that is your bedroom? Really run abroad to the Chinese shame.
61, this year, show love has not shameful, the most shameful is to show air conditioning ......
62, your looks are very refreshing.
sixty-three, the world's most distant distance, not the end of the world, for not life and death, but I was born in the motherland, but do not know what is happening in the motherland.
Sixty-four, the world's roundest is not necessarily a ball, can also be a person.
Sixty-five: The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is just a statistic.
Sixty-six, adults hope that their children's heads, bloom wisdom beautiful flowers, and hope that other people's children's heads, it is best to just a bunch of weeds.
Sixty-seven, cross-eyed cold to the adulterer's shame, loose soil willing to skirt the bottom of the cow.
Sixty-eight: Which school did you graduate from? Your obnoxious degree has been repaired to post-doctoral!
sixty-nine, life always like to throw me between the angels and devils when the tug-of-war rope, in order to retaliate against them, I decided to do the grass rope, broken, and then they all rolled aside.
seventy, really want to send you to the cage inside the parade, taste the cabbage and rotten eggs of the beauty of the delicious.
seventy-one, men fooling women, called molestation; women fooling men, called seduction; men and women fooling each other, called love.
seventy-two, and the longer the contact with people, the more I like the dog, the dog is always a dog, people are sometimes not people!
Ironic classic statements
Ironic classic statements
1, after all, this is not a person bitch love society, you still converge a little good.
2, but also please self-respect a little good.
3, you think everyone believes you? But the surface to cope with a bit, we all know your fake benevolence, monkey and crown, sour text fake vinegar.
4, you think you are the sun ah, others have to surround you. You have to know that the universe is only one earth, may also let your flame baked burst.
5, you look very patriotic and very dedicated very backbone, you never say bad things about others behind the back, will not set up others, you are the world's least nasty people, you are of high moral character, you will never hit others upside down a rake, you are honest and kind beautiful and colorful. Forgive me for saying something against my will just now ah.
6, you really overrate yourself, talk about how easy it is?
7, please do not use your poor acting to insult my intelligence!
8, there is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is live; not only low ratings, but also low wages.
9, if you when you learned to be sincere, I think, the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.
10, what apology? False comfort! All get away from me!
11, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately in the end he got all the students dead.
12, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I do not know myself which one.
13, usually willing to stay and quarrel with you, is really love you!
14, head pointed body fine white as silver, on the scale without half a millimeter. The eyes grow on the buttocks, only recognize the clothes do not recognize people!
15, only women and heroes are difficult, only the wife and work hard to find.
16, I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging so many you love to hear high.
17, I did not think of a person is so innocent, and is very stupid and naive oh!
18, I do not remember this person worry, generally have worry on the spot I reported.
19, I most want to do your a tooth, because so, at least not when I will hurt you.
20, flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate flowers, but belong to cow dung.
21, the villain is shameless, heavy profit light death. Do not be afraid of people to kill, do not care about the matter of discussion.
22, the little man is not section, abandon the end. I am happy to think of it with, and angry to think of it to take away.
23, there are many kinds of villain, the city of villain and mean villain is different, the villain has a good and bad, the city of villain is the public is good. Some people will use the mind on the surface to do good, that is, secretly do up to hurt things, pretending that nothing knows, happy inside, this is a despicable villain is bad.
24, the heart and mouth are gentleman, the heart and mouth are not that is the villain; villain we know to prevent him, but the words of Yao and Shun, the heart of the same Jie Zhou, the mouth of the oath of the mountains and the sea, and the heart of the trap, the most difficult to measure the people.
25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet, or waiting outside the toilet.
1 Don't always shout at me as a beast, know me better, you'll know I'm worse than a beast.
2 I don't know whether I went to college or college went to me.
3 I think you're a professional weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
4 Don't think you're Popeye if you eat a little spinach.
5 Why are you blocking your face with your butt?
6 If you are not destined to give me the response I expect. Then stay beyond a safe distance.
7 You don't talk to me because I don't understand, and in other people's eyes it looks stupid that I'm arguing with a pig.
8 On the spur of the moment, I took your picture as my desktop, and I got a computer virus!
9 Look at you look courteous, how will not speak human language.
10 son out to steal things, are my fault, is my education is not good, sorry everyone!
11 You are just a remainder in the division equation, and even the perfect accessory can not compare to the original, not to mention that you are just a defective accessory.
12 The reason for the constipation is that the earth's gravity is too small.
13 Look at you know why there is a famine in Africa.
14 When life, with an evil heart, turns everything into black humor, I go along with it and turn myself into a highly educated rogue.
15 The question that always puzzles me is, why would anyone think you're a guy?
16 Hey, sister, you stand a little to the side, are blocking my cell phone signal.
17 To see the beauty of the heart, flowery language cheat people heart.
18 Most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being deceived.
19 As long as the hoe dance well, that there is a corner digging not down?
20 It's not that you don't smile, once you smile, the powder falls off!
21 When your mom gave birth to you, you are not still looking back at the same!
22 The meal is not all-powerful, no meal is all-powerful.
23 The water is clear, there is no fish, people are cheap, there is no enemy!
24 Said you and do not listen, listen to you and do not do, do you and do wrong, wrong and you do not serve, served you still say, then why do I have to speak?
25 Uncle, you look so great oh, with the mallet one.
26 Such a cold day, you do not cold ah (you have a thick skin ah)
27 Big women can not be a day without power, small women can not be a day without money!
28 I'm not a fortune teller on the square, I can't nag you to listen to so much.
29 After the housing reform can not afford to live in the house, after the medical reform can not afford to see the disease, after the education reform can not afford to go to school.
30 Ask the world what money is, and teach people to live and die together!
31 Adults hope that their children's heads, bloom wisdom beautiful flowers, and hope that other people's children's heads, the best just a bunch of weeds.
32 People can not help themselves, in addition to teeth and love.
33 Pat the head decision-making, pat the chest guarantee, pat the buttocks to go.
34 OMG! The world is so crazy that rats are giving cats as mixing mothers!
35 Mosquitoes will try to kill themselves if they bite your face.
36 Cow dung is cow dung, even if you are more meat and potatoes, flowers are generally not inserted in your body, because it is degrading to the sense of beauty.
37 Nothing do not look for me, something more do not look for me!
38 The day did not descend on me, as usual, bitter my mind, laboring my muscles and bones.
39 The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting will not, laundry and cooking is too tired.
40 The difference between a lie and a vow is that the one who listens to it takes it seriously, and the one who says it takes it seriously.
41 Zhuge Liang also did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience.
42 Please do not take my tolerance of you, as your shameless capital.
43 With wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
44 Something or nothing, don't let your feelings sow their seeds at will, or else they will take root, and you will have to toss and toss if you want to pull them out, and the roots will be deeper, and you will not be able to pull them out even if you want to pull them out.
45 To mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor!
46 How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet, or waiting outside the toilet.
47 Plugs are plugs that plug into other people's holes, and sockets that have holes plugged into other people's holes!
48 People say that I married you is a flower stuck in cow dung, in fact, I never think you are cow dung, but dog dung.
49 Mask with a long time, that is the face.
50 I'm not a fortune teller on the runway, I can't tell you what you love to hear.
51 You see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
52 You this cheap and shameless woman, out of the mix always have to return, what not to do as a junior, I curse you a lifetime of happiness.
53 You which school graduated ah? Your obnoxious degree are repaired to post-doctoral!
54 Hi! Dude, you're better horizontally than vertically!
55 College is about learning!
56 I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me this way.
57 Women use friendship to reject love, men use friendship for love.
58 What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others gnaw on bones.
59 You are a graduate of a school for the mentally retarded, but also the perfect score on the exam every time, year after year to get the highest scholarship goods.
60 On your long that salted fish like, but also with me mention salted fish, people salted fish to pickle half a year early dead vegetables, can turn over, you turn to me, you turn over you turn.
61 philandering guilty? Don't worry even if guilty, I will not commit a crime against you, only stomach.
62 Do not compare with me lazy, I am too lazy to compare with you.
63 Only like to add flowers on the brocade, who will send the coal in the snow.
64 You need to go back to the drawing board.
65 Don't pretend with me that you live a wonderful life ~ happy, and don't wish me happiness, you have that qualification?
66 The child takes the toy as a companion, and the adult takes the companion as a toy.
67 I thought you were just a number in the middle of 1 and 3, but I didn't realize you were a combination of 1 and 3.
68 Only women and heroes are difficult, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
69 I am convinced that there is a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.
70 Hair goes without a trace, dandruff is more outstanding!
71 Other people's money is outside my body.
72 Your looks are very refreshing!
73 Explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up is the truth.
74 It's so creative to grow up, and so courageous to live!
75 The ideal is very full, the reality is very bone.
76 I heard that women like clothes, brothers like hands and feet. In retrospect, I even ran naked for 20 years
77 Four nests: the stock was set; dirty money was stolen; looking for three Miss was reported; eat Viagra is invalid.
78 People do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, courtesy three; people offend me again, I also a needle; people also offend me, cut off the roots.
79 Even advertisements are believed, reading stupid!
80 How to say, as long as your cheap does not affect us.
81 I'm always hovering between cow a and cow c.
82 This is the first time I've ever seen a cow in the world.
82 The world is already dirty, who are you to say sad.
83 I love you, but I don't dare to say it, I'm afraid that if I say it I will die immediately.
84 If I lose this life then I don't want the next life.
85 A person's death is a tragedy.
86 A person like you can only live for two episodes at most in a serial.
87 It is hard to blame the hand of time for writing love for each other as love for each other over.
88 I love my weeds, but I detest this ground decorated with weeds.
89 You're not a VIp, not even an Ip, you're just a p.
90 You need to go back to the drawing board.
91 When people can use each other, it's because they're not strong enough for each other.
92 You naked chasing me two kilometers I turned back once counted me as a hooligan!
93 The electric light is glowing! Thanks! I specialize in helping people solve their problems, the rest is I don't care!
94 Don't wash it, if it wasn't for the mud, the car would have fallen apart.
95 What's wrong with you? Say it to make everyone happy.
96 I hope one day I can double-click on my wallet with my mouse and select a $100 bill, hold down ctrl-c and then ctrl-v over and over again.
97 Our goal: look to the money and make it thick.
98 Argued with a MM about whether the whale is a fish or not, and finally I said that Japanese people also carry the human character, and she then agreed that the whale is not a fish.
99 I finally know, why the world will be famine, because you appear.
100 You look very patriotic and dedicated and backbone!