2. Three feet of ice is not a day's cold, and three layers of small belly is not a day's craving.
3. What does it feel like to be short? Obviously want to stare, hard to become cute.
4. See a doctor, the doctor's these three words can make you feel the ups and downs of life: you have this disease is very serious; but it can still be cured; but it takes a lot of money!
5. I have been dumped by several girls, and later they all regretted that they had actually been good with me.
6. The school bully sunshine results, goddess sunshine selfie, tycoon sunshine rich, model sunshine body, we sunshine.
7. It is said that accompaniment is the longest confession, in fact, good-looking is accompaniment, ugly is entangled.
8. Every time I don't want to study, I look in the mirror, and then tell myself that I must study hard to grow up like this, or people will say I'm just a vase.
9. When you don't have money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.
10. Money is not everything, is nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine 10 nine can. The remaining one can, is not able to feel the pain of poverty.
11. When the invigilator said, put not related to the test, put on the podium, I was tempted, put myself up.
12. To give my mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow, and now I have not received the person.
13. If poverty limits your imagination, why do you still come up with so many ways to save money?
14. Girls should not play mind games with each other, they are going to go square dancing together in a few decades anyway.
15.After entering the society, I realized that I can't spell mom and dad, I can only spell DuoDuo.
16. Girls see more than their own beautiful girls, the heart wants: she really good-looking, why I can not, so ashamed! Boys see more than their own handsome boys, thought: is quite handsome, and I have a spell ah!
17. Thin people eat to fat people see, is a very cruel thing; fat people eat to thin people see, is a very windy thing.
18. Every morning after getting up I will silently encourage myself: even get up so difficult thing you have done, the next day what can be difficult for you!
19. Pretty girls, only handsome boys look at her, she will be shy. When an ugly-looking boy looks at her, she will only be afraid!
20. Know why I'm single? Usually when you see how beautiful I am, people are ashamed of themselves and won't consider me.
21. We are all children of the jungle, should have been in the same boat ****, in the future, who have no money and I said a word, I can tell you about it, no money day I how to live.
22. Dreams still need to have, or drink too much you talk to others what.
23. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and when I grew up I realized that the whole world could not save me.
24. Don't mess with women, after all, women are the creatures who will not die if they bleed once a month.