The four men's New Year's Day skit, to be funny!

School Funny Skit Short Script - Here Come the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan

(Prologue): Prologue: I believe everyone knows the four great talents of Jiangnan. I believe you will also like them. After today I believe you will like them even more. I heard that there is a secret mission for this arrival! Now we have Wen Zhengming, Zhu Zhishan, Zhou Wenbin, and Wentao martial arts, astronomy, geography, known as the Jade Shue Lingfeng lost life little boy and general manager of the Jiangnan Four Talents Fisheries Agency General Company Tang Bohu.

(Act I: the train station at first) (Note: on stage ~ before three people holding a paper fan, Tong Pak Fu hand holding a small electric fan, the four stood after the stage, the music rang Du Dewei's & lt; off & gt;. Four people walk on stage step forward (reference "Tong Pak Fu point Qiu Xiang")

Good luck Zhishan: Today we four talented people have the honor to come to this place to play, see such a wonderful night scene! I feel poetic all of a sudden! Three brothers, why don't we recite a poem?

The other three:Good, good, that's what I want to do.

Zhu Zhishan: I'll start with a line that says, "Ah, there are so many people.

Wen Zhengming: Ah! The wind is really cool! (The rest of the three movements with the hands of the work fan and blow)

Zhou Wenbin: ah! ,ah,ah autumn

Tang Pak Fu: Zhou brother this sentence is really a hit effect, little brother admire! Little brother also come a sentence: ..... (TBD)

(The rest of the three action with, do admire kind)

Zhou Wenbin: Hey, Tang brother, to take us to play those guides where? I heard that the four cool guys of Guangdong Lutong College ah.

Tang Pak Fu: Indeed is extraordinary, but all different general people will not have such outstanding talent ah, that is not generally outstanding, that is particularly outstanding. (Four people on the stage, action)

Zhu Zhishan: I do not know whether Tang brother said for the previous four unique brother. (pointing to the four cool brothers)

Narrator: (worthy of a big city ah, the forest is big, all birds have)

The four talented people walked to the front of the four cool brothers

Tang Bohu took a step forward and asked: May I ask if the four are the four cool brothers of the Department of Electrical and Mechanical Engineering of the Guangdong LuLuTong College ah?

Four people turned back and answered: A gentleman: yes (dubbed: the theme song of the Great Tang Double Dragon)

B gentleman: we are

C gentleman: a pear blossom pressed the begonia

4 people together: people see people, car see car carrying the Department of Electrical and Mechanical Department of the four big cool brother ah!

Mr. A: Here are our documents. (Four people took out their documents, respectively, student ID, birth certificate, bachelor's license, take one out and say a name)

Tang Pak Fu: Wow! No wonder there is such an amazing vigor, indeed extraordinary ah!

Four people asked: see you dressed in extraordinary, whether the four big salted fish man in Jiangnan.

Tang Pak Fu: We are the four great talents of Jiangnan. (Music playing Zhang Mingmin's "One Cut Plum", the four people sing, the four cool guys accompany dance)

(After singing A gentleman four people applauded. Then they said to the audience that the code word is correct, and it seems that they are indeed the Four Great Talents)

Mr. A: The four of you have traveled a long way to come here, and now that it's getting late, it's inconvenient for you to roam around. Why don't we take you all to an inn to rest, how about that.

(One person walks by holding a sign with the words "There is an inn")

Four talented people: this is just right, kind brother please lead the way.

Scene 2: (To Guangdong Road Lutong College)

(Reporting): After resting for a night, Tang Pak Fu asked the four coolies to take them to Guangdong Road Lutong College early in the morning because the other three coolies had to attend classes. So A accompanied the four talented people around the campus.

Mr. A: What would you like to see? I'll tell you everything I know. ~~

Tang Pak Fu: In fact, we were invited here this time not only to have fun. Rather, we are here to learn about the new age campus, and prepare to open a college in Jiangnan that combines the ancient and modern with the Chinese and Western, and the name of the college is all thought out to be called (Messy College).

Jun A: Then you've found the right person, our college is a multi-element college. Only what you can't think of, there is nothing you can't see, it's not that I'm blowing it out of proportion, you guys come with me to see it and you'll know.

Four people: please lead the way

A-kun: (Action: look forward.) Sort: Flower World Literature Club - East Falls Down Dance Club - Punching and Kicking Martial Arts Club - all kinds of clubs are countless ah?

Introduction of action:

Literary club: a man with a book in his hand shakes his head and reads Let the storm come harder!

Dance club: three men dancing the cha-cha-cha past the stage.

Martial arts club: a man walking upside down from the front of the stage, a nunchuck swinging, with the A gentleman's explanation , swinging faster, the result was hit to the head to faint. (Accompaniment: Men should be strong)

A gentleman line: the first two associations only say the name. The latter says martial arts clubs in detail. Wushu is the essence of China's 5000 years, our college of boxing and kicking martial arts club is eighteen kinds of martial arts are proficient, especially nunchucks is the pride of our college. Nunchucks once won the first prize of playing a move down a ....... (Here dance nunchucks actor knocked to the head fainted)

Wen Zhengming: worthy of being a big college! The nunchucks have this kind of style ~~ I am optimistic about you Oh ~~~

A Jun: I am also optimistic about me Yo! Hehehe ...... However, I'm not going to be proud. (Action: expression of pride in front. The back is serious)

Zhu Zhishan: I heard that the college has quite a lot of high-tech products ah!

Jun A: But there is such a thing, do you all want to see it? (Music can be added here. Suggest 007 music)

Four people: please.

(A man with a table up on the table with a hammer and iron block, hammer head .....

(Action: Mr. A brings the four people around to the table)

Mr. A: This is the pride of our college, the space shuttle parts are all from here.

Zhou Wenbin: I wonder what the space shuttle is that you are talking about?

Mr. A: The Space Shuttle, this is - a big kite. This big kite la! Highly classified. (The movement of the expression of dropping people's appetite)

Zhou Wenbin: But I see this object seems to be a hammer ah!

Jun A; many objects can't see inner beauty by looking at the surface, for example, do I look deep to you?

Zhu Zhishan: Not really!

A gentleman action: take out the glasses and put them on and ask: how about this?

Zhu Zhishan; very deep, indeed! All 60000 degrees. (Props: large glasses labeled 60,000 degrees)

Tang Pak Fu: that brother can tell us, what is this?

A gentleman brazenly said!!!!

Mr. A;Didn't this just say, it's high tech~ it's classified!

(The man with the hammer looked up and said: this is actually a hammer ......)

Mr. A: I see, I personally think that hammers are needed on spacecraft

Four people: action ............ Disdain .........

Mr. A:Well, I'll take you guys out to eat next, from the Barking Chicken Company ....... Earthy chicken wings ...........

Four people followed: while walking Zhu Zhishan asked: "What's the name of this earthy chicken wings"........

Jun A replied: in fact, he is still chicken wings.

Fallout ..........

Act III (Farewell)

(Announcer) Having learned about the modernized academy, the Four Talents have had enough of touring. Rushing back to organize the academy. The four cool guys personally send off, I heard that there are also prepared gifts oh! I heard that it is a secret~~~

Music playing "You are the wind and I am the sand" music to be determined

The four talented people appeared on the stage, the four cool guys appeared on the stage, respectively, from the two sides of the stage.

A gentleman; recognize the time although short, our friendship is like phoenix mountain that high, stink ditch so deep. Although the two brothers do not have much money. But also the whole class put together money to buy you a gift! Although the gift is not expensive, but also represents the peak of our handicrafts.

Action: the four talented men exchanged words, this gift is actually the whole class to pool their money to buy. A class of more than 50 people! Looks like this gift is not simple! It's still the Upside Down! Let's just receive the gift with our highest etiquette!

Mr. A: Four talented people, please accept the gift.

Four Talents: Here you go, everyone. (serious expression, music playing, music to be selected)

The gift comes in a large box with toothpicks inside

The Four Talents solemnly receive the gift.

Chou Wenbin: I wonder if we'll be able to open the gift!

Four of A: Sure, let's see if it fits.

The Four Talents opened the gift! (Music ~~~ Thunder Rain ~~~) The Four Talents stand frozen

Mr. A: Four Talents, what's wrong!!!! Brother Tang and Brother Zhou? Are you satisfied with the gift?

Tang Pak Fu: This gift is good and powerful.

Zhu Zhishan: It is really a must-have tool for traveling at home!

The four cool guys: in fact, it's not so good, small gift, are the heir of the dragon! (Action: pat your chest! Music "Chinese people" played ~~~~

The four great talents: line line line ~ ~ ~ ~ four brothers and sisters, do not say anything. It's fate!

Zhu Zhishan: BUS~~~

(Actually don't want to go ringing) eight people hard to part ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fall ~~~~~~~~~~