2, in the middle of the night I was hot again woke up, so silently got up to cover the roommate.
3, single for many years, the most difficult is not loneliness, but to cope with the seven aunts and aunts as well as the neighbor's uncle Wang!
4, not necessarily ruthless in order to harm people, IQ is low enough can also.
5, fell below the issue price on your appearance, this age, has fallen below the issue price.
6, I have talked about the longest time in love, is narcissism, I love myself, there is no love enemy.
7, I want to hug you smell the flavor of your body, rest your chin on your shoulder, on and then fall asleep.
8, think the body has a problem don't check on Baidu, every time I want to make a will after checking.
9, like a good-looking spread a pampered can handle things, I have to rely on the threat.
10, really hard to know, IQ gap is insurmountable.
11, can't eat the grapes said grapes sour, but I eat to me is to get.
12, my love world is a ghetto, your is a ten thousand feet high building.
13, put in the heart of the boy, and later to put in bed.
14, I would like to be your audience, watching you pretend to be from the beginning to the end.
15, study well, every day, eat fat, raise strong!
16, I have some small eyes of the heart, but not lack of, I have a good temper, but not no!
17, the so-called pig-like roommate is, I have a cold, let him bring a box of white plus black, the results he brought me a package of Oreos.
18, polar bear: how do you not come to me to play ah? Penguin: I'm too south.
19, by the other side to pull the black still have to top the red exclamation point to send some have no, this person is generally not infatuation, but intends to screenshot.
20, you scold me, I'm not angry, I give myself a cup of goji berries, with love to sensitize you.
21, a student said to the teacher: teacher, you teach are useless. As a result, the teacher replied: I do not allow you to say so.
22, you are a good boy, but I am too beautiful, you can not match.
23, don't use your old people's identity, tell me the story of the black meeting.
24, the sky collapsed you top, I pad!
25, I practiced qigong, I can put people to death.
26, my wife asked me: if a female colleague seduced you will obey? I laughed and shook my head, huh, take me for what? I am the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?
27, you do not have to lose weight, thin down no one likes you.
28, young people must not lose confidence because of a subject of math, you are not the only subject will not.
29, time will let you understand, in addition to takeout, buses, courier worthy of letting you go and so on, other than what can not wait.
30, if I do the emperor, seal you as a prince!
31, where I have said wrong to do wrong place you must tell me, or next time I do not know how to gas you.
32, I am Paris L'Oreal, you deserve it!
33, the life of a foodie is like a train, summed up: shopping for food, shopping for food, shopping for food.
34, support the four major expectations of life forward: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for paychecks, waiting for the express.
35, after the rest of life, washing clothes is you, cooking is you, washing dishes or you.
36, red beans do not grow in the South, long my face, really love!
37, to be a handsome person is very tired, this point I really know.
38, if you are very sad one day, please call me, let me know you also have today!
39, the stars dip the warm sun, you are in my heart.
40, long ugly is the best self-defense, ugly people life peace.
41, if you can not tolerate me, that is not your heart is too small, is my personality is too great.
42, you have a boyfriend is really great, this time I have only one love enemy!
43, happy to laugh, unhappy to laugh later.
44, young, or try not to fall in love early, too early to know that their lack of charm, and ugly and short, will affect the examination.
45, although the famous flower has a master, I came to loosen the soil.
46, every time just after the bath, look in the mirror will feel particularly good-looking, may be the head into the water.
47, now the girls need is not a prince, but can be complementary to the mathematical and physical science of the schoolboy god.
48, the world is so chaotic, pretend to be pure to whom.
49, seabirds and fish fall in love, just an accident. Our differences, have always existed.
50, you do not turn around and laugh, no one to mess with you.
51, laziness this thing, do a good job is called enjoyment; deadbeat this thing, do a good job is called persistence; play dumb this thing, if you do a good job, it is called a great wisdom like a fool? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
52, there is a kind of the best feeling is: the phone is fully charged, I can finally pull out the charger, roll to the other side of the bed.
53, and you talk to waste saliva, so you have to accompany my saliva fee.
54, they say that love affects learning, I would like to ask: does not learning affect love?
55, before the car and horse mail is very slow, life is only enough to love a person, now network technology is developed, a day can green fifty people.
56, I look so good, completely attributed to my parents, they gave me this nonsense mouth.
57, the school bully tanned results, goddess tanned selfie, tycoon tanned rich, model tanned body, I just want to sun, but also Nima daily rain!
58, someone asked why the attitude will change after chasing the hand, I'll ask you: you still read the book after the exam?
59, if the man does not help you wear a wedding dress, you send him a robe.
60, do not forgive all beings, do not forgive all beings, is bitter your own.
61, nowadays there are only two factors left to stop me from moving towards success, one is that I get sleepy when I am full, and the other is that I get hungry when I wake up from sleep.
62, people say that long leg hair kidney good, I am satisfied to touch their leg hair! I'm a girl to be so good kidneys do what!
63, the man is a dog, who has the ability to take away.
64, when I am in a bad mood, I take the mirror out and look at it. Experts say that people look at more beautiful things, the mood will become better.
65, I finally found a problem, which I have what sexual orientation ah, good-looking people I like.
66, the reason why I feel that life is always aimed at you everywhere, entirely because you look ugly, if you were born beautiful, every day with the hanging like.
67, I said which sentence makes you sad tears, please tell me, I say again.
68, bought a razor online, the beard did not finish shaving hand shake numb.
69, whenever I and my friends complained about life's troubles and encountered misfortune they will be long-winded to me: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
70, achievement ranking this thing, you ugly you first row, I handsome I casual.
71, every time you curse, have you considered the feelings of the other side? Anyway, I have, try not to use dialect, afraid of the other side do not understand.
72, I wish you to become a big boss of hundreds of millions of assets in the future, with their own hands to make the diploma more gold!
73, you know how to write funny jitterbug copywriting sayings? Really, jitterbugs send selfies don't be too public. We've all met in person. Today I am here to share with you some have about jitterbug funny humor copy for your reference, I hope to help you.
74, moon old man ah! You can not use the cottage red rope to give me a marriage tie? The other day, I broke ah!
75, don't yell at me, I was scared by the dog when I was little.
76, why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there is no good day!
77, I bear this age should not have the amount of meals.
78, homework gentleman, I grew up must find a husband like you, every day with me, I hit you, scold you, you have never left me.
79, you quickly steal kiss me, my eyes are closed.
80, don't look at me usually indifferent to you, in fact, behind the scenes have to say a lot of bad things about you.
81, ghosts are very afraid of death, because after they die, they will become people.