A: I'm glad to have the opportunity to perform on the same stage with the master elder brother today. Master elder brother is usually very busy in college, so he can't be seen generally, and there are many performances. My favorite hobby is crosstalk. He has a deep foundation in cross talk, alas! Some people will ask, how thick is it!
B: Yes! How thick is it?
A: As thick-skinned as my younger brother!
Is this a compliment or an insult?
A: You may not see that my younger brother has one of the biggest characteristics!
B: What are the characteristics?
A: His IQ is extremely high and his brain is extremely clever. I guess it has something to do with his major!
What is my major? You tell everyone!
A: My younger brother's major is "hair salon"!
B: The hair salon! ? I'm still in the sauna! Is this my major?
A: Wrong, wrong! My brother is studying law! Genius, cleverness, cleverness, brain damage, buckle so big!
B: Look! So big!
A: Bigger than Einstein!
B: Yes!
A: Really! With a spiral!
B: with a spiral! It's shaped like shit!
A: I understand! Understand for yourself! Smart brain, but almost compared with me, I, smart, smart! On the other hand, my brother is stupid!
B: No way, I'm absolutely smart, otherwise I could be your big brother!
A: Smart or not has nothing to do with this generation!
B: No, I'm still smarter than you!
Answer: Don't say you are smart, and I won't say you are stupid! So I am here to test you with a few questions! See if you can answer it!
B: No problem!
Listen to this! When it comes to high-tech fireworks, why can't we shoot the stars in the sky? Guess!
B: What?
A: Why can't the stars in the sky be photographed when fireworks are set off?
B: It's so easy! Because of fireworks, it puts less gunpowder! So I can't photograph the stars in the sky! That's right. Ha ha!
A: What do you suggest? What a mess! There's a lot of gunpowder in the shell! It can't shoot the stars in the sky! Can you guess? Can't you guess?
B: I don't know!
A: I don't know. Let me tell you something. It's simple! Because the stars will flash! Whoosh, hey, hey!
B: This question is too profound! Let's change it!
Answer: change one, change a simple one! It is said that Tang Priest and his disciples went to fetch the Western Classics. After passing an ancient temple, the four disciples were tired and hungry. The Tang Priest ordered them to rest in the ancient temple. When they went in, they found a big drum in the ancient temple, so the Tang Priest immediately read a passage on the drum. What paragraph did Tang Priest read?
B: It's so easy! Diamond sutra!
A: Wrong!
Or "Hokkekyo"!
A: No!
B: The Tao Te Ching!
A: Do you still want to say "Jing" when washing dishes?
What the hell is that?
A: I don't know!
B: I don't know!
A: I tell you, remember! The Tang Priest sat on the drum and recited the scriptures. What are the scriptures?
B: Yes! What classic!
A: Be a skinny nerve!
Hello! This, that, that! Well, it's my turn this time. Let me ask you a question and see if you can answer it! Listen, ask! What line do monkeys fear most?
A: How interesting! It's that simple! Wires! High-voltage line, stop talking about monkeys! I'm scared! Hema Xiao cook ...
B: No, no! ! You have to touch the wire, because it should be Zila, Zila ... (making a gesture of playing dead) What a mess! Don't!
A: Then what?
I'm telling you! Remember, what line do monkeys fear most? Most afraid of "parallel lines"!
A: Why?
B: Because there will never be "banana" and "intersection"! How about it! Can't guess! I'm still smart!
A: This is a geometry problem!
B: No way!
A: I'm asking you a question! Listen! Say this head is this head, this head is this head, two heads are in a room, and the room is like two heads.
You are tongue twister! This is an intelligence test.
A: Cut the crap! Guess! This is a lantern fan! This head is this head, this head is this head, two heads and two heads.
B: I can't guess!
A: I can't guess! Tell you what! A bald man with a second-class light bulb!
B: That's it!
A: High-tech!
Nothing high-tech! Dare you say it according to this? ?
Do you dare to guess?
B: I'll guess if you dare!
A: I dare to say if you dare to guess! This head is this head, this head is this head, two heads and two heads.
B: A bald man is holding a second-class light bulb!
A: Two lettuce heads in one pot!
B: it's changed again!
A: I can't guess!
How dare you say that? ?
Do you dare to guess?
B: I'll guess if you dare!
A: I dare to say if you dare to guess! Listen to this! This head is this head, this head is this head, two heads and two heads.
B: A bald man is holding a second-class light bulb! Luo Guo has two lettuce heads!
A: My younger brother is an asshole!
B: Fuck you!
A is a senior graduate who is about to set foot on the train home; B is the uncle in charge of the auditorium; Brother Bing Ding, who has been A for four years, has always been A's ex-girlfriend)
Narrator: I didn't notice that the passing years were quietly decorating the world around us. I don't want you to find out. I'm afraid there will be a slight commotion. Inadvertently, four years of youth have passed away ... like a shallow water mark, it was blown by the wind and finally disappeared. ...
A: (talking on the phone with a suitcase) Hello, Mom! Yes, the 2 o'clock train this afternoon, yes, I am alone! She? We have broken up for more than three months! Brothers in our dormitory? I didn't tell them I was leaving today! All right, mom, stop talking. It's inconvenient for me to get things here. I'll hang up first! How fast! Four years have passed in a flash! Everything is like a dream! All right, stop sighing! Let's go!
(2)
Young man, what are you doing with a box?
(a heads up)
A: Oh, it's Aunt X, I'm going to the station!
Go to the station? Going home? Graduated?
A: Yes, I graduated!
B: it's good to graduate! Find a good job and do it well! Don't forget to go back to your alma mater when you have great ambitions! Let's go! On the way, pay attention to safety!
A: Well, thank you, Aunt! (Walking out a few steps, looking back), Auntie!
B: What's the matter? juvenile
A: Is the auditorium empty now?
Auditorium? Nobody uses it now. what can I do for you? Young man.
A: I suddenly want to see it. I want to say goodbye to it.
You are really a sentimental young man. Ok, come with me! (Turn around the stage for half a circle, making it look like an unlock) Come on, young man, get in!
A: Thank you! (Take a few steps forward and look around the center of the stage) It's so quiet. Without the noise and cheers of the past, without music and applause, everything is so quiet. (b) I should have stood on this stage more than 65,438+000 times in these four years. I really want to say goodbye to it today.
Young man, I understand how you feel. Say whatever you want, and sing whatever you want.
Thank you, auntie. But unfortunately, my farewell to this stage is a bit bleak, and there is not even an audience (wry smile).
B: Why is there no audience? I'm coming. I've been watching you perform backstage for years. I'm an old audience. Say what you want, ah!
A: Good! (To the audience) Today is my time in this school and the last time I stand on this stage. I still remember the first time I stood on this stage and performed, but I was so nervous that I screwed up! It was that performance that made me know the girl I loved deeply for four years. Unfortunately, she won't come today. Too many wonderful times in these four years have stayed here. This stage has given me too much laughter and tears. I have deeply fallen in love with it and the past. Today, I also want to thank every friend who has supported me for four years. Thank you! (Bowing) I bowed down again and again, but this time it was really a curtain call! Goodbye!
(Clapping ice on his hand, Ding Wu)
Why you? Why are you here?
C: Brother, you are so boring. Why don't you tell these brothers that you are leaving? Hello, everyone. I will see you off.
Ding: Yes, big brother, if we hadn't heard from other students that we saw you carrying a box downstairs, we wouldn't have known you had left.
E: Just now, thanks to my good ears, I didn't know you were here until I heard your voice. What's wrong, big brother? I'm afraid we know you're leaving, and I'll invite you to dinner. What? Ready to abscond with money, boxes, clothes, underwear, shorts and socks, right?
A: (Yes) You are always so poor. Actually, I didn't tell you that I didn't want to cry when we were apart. To tell the truth, I have to send my brother away in tears every day these days, and I have already cried. So I didn't want to tell you, and I didn't want to make you feel bad, but I let you find it.
D: Brother, you are too sensitive. Why are you more sentimental than us girls? It's a waste that you have never been a girl in your life.
E: Brother, don't say you just arrived in the auditorium. Even if you get on the train, we can find you. As long as the third person smells it, he will definitely find you.
C: it's a good deal. I'm a police dog, right?
E: don't beautify yourself!
C: I'm still beautifying this. Oh, what a big mouth you have! But big brother is telling the truth. When I went to the station yesterday, I saw several girls who were dizzy from crying being carried into the station. There were cries almost everywhere on the platform. Some boys even cry worse than girls. How can it be so easy to let go of a four-year relationship?
D: Brother, what time is your train?
a； Five o'clock!
E: It's still early. (Take out the wine) Come on, big brother. Let's have a drink here.
D: yes! Have a drink.
A: Good! (Pour the wine) As usual, do it first! Come on, damn it! (Four people have a drink)
Really, it took me four years to react!
E: Yes, look at this look. Four years later, it is howling … ..
C: I am studying in Shenyang again. Do you think you are a little good at it?
E: Career is too easy for me. When I attend your memorial service and give you a eulogy, I will definitely have a career.
Captain: Why do you expect me to die? After my death, you will be the first legal heir to my property.
E: You're looking for a bargain. You are vulgar. Can't I wish you a long life?
C: It sounds very pleasant.
E: I wish you a long life. You will be a national treasure then. I'll get you a cage and put it in. Later generations came to see you and threw food into the cage for you.
C: I changed the tortoise, didn't I? I am too lazy to argue with you today.
A: All right, all right, you two bicker when you are together. Why are you still like this after graduation?
E: We are all brothers. We can't even fight, let alone quarrel. Besides, we didn't really fight. In fact, our brother and I haven't even blushed for so many years. Come on, third brother, I respect you. Although I have never lost in quarreling with you for so many years, I know that you put up with me to do so!
C: Say a few words after all these years! Come on (get the wine), let's die together!
A: Alas, these two stooges!
D: (Serving wine) Brother, I propose a toast to you. Although I am a girl, everyone regards me as a brother in recent years. Last time I had an operation, you took me to the hospital and stayed with me for three days. I didn't sleep for three nights. I never have time to thank you. Brother, I thank you for this glass of wine. Thank you for your care over the past four years.
Since we are brothers, why do we say so much? Stop talking and do it!
C: Well, it's been four years. I don't even know what the girls in our school think. You see, I am so handsome that I haven't had a girlfriend for four years.
E: Everyone really has it these days. I've never met anyone without self-knowledge. You are the only handsome person. Look at this blue thread. The whole steel wire rag is refined. Which girl doesn't like you?
C: It seems that you are capable. If you are so capable, you should find one.
E: I can't find you better than me.
Ding: fourth brother, do you know what the key problem is that you can't find a girlfriend?
E: Where is it?
D: First of all, your mouth is so broken that you can't stop talking all day. I guess if you are sent to Africa for a month, your teeth will get tanned. Besides, you smell too strong. As far as the smell you usually smell is concerned, which girl dares to approach you? You can smell it from 200 meters away, which is worse than gas bombs.
C: He doesn't usually have to take a bath once a year. He can lose four or five pounds every time he takes a shower. It's all mud
E: You are exaggerating.
A, B, D, E: Haha, come on, drink, drink!
C: Brother, I propose a toast to you. I wish you success in your future work, make progress every day, do more practical things, find more partners, earn more and more money, get better and better, and try to get along in your hometown!
Thank you, Lao San, but this word is familiar to me!
C: This is a sentence in your composition at the freshman orientation party.
A: This is piracy. Hehe, have a drink.
C: Drink it.
E: (takes out a bottle of Erguotou)
Really? Do you want to drink this?
C: Old four, you are drunk. Brother will go to the station later!
E: I will drink this bottle of wine myself. First of all, I want to pay my respects to my eldest brother and see him off. Second, I will apologize to you. I've been busy with community affairs these years, and I have little time to accompany you. Many times I didn't do my duty as a brother. Here, I'll make amends for this bottle of wine! I drank half a bottle in one breath, which stopped my cough.
C: (grabs the bottle) What are you doing? Being brothers is not that messy. If you say so, I should also be punished (then get up and have a big drink). I have done wrong to my brothers before.
D: (grabs the bottle) And me, too, I should be punished. I didn't persuade good sister-in-law when my brother broke up, and I was the one who should be punished the most. ...
A: (Shouting) What are you doing? You are all brothers. Do you need this? Do you still want me to get on the bus safely? Huh?
E: Sorry, big brother!
D: It's mainly because I feel bad at the thought that everyone will be separated!
A: I understand. I'm just like you. But today we all agree that no one should cry, but should be happy.
D: Yes, listen to the eldest brother. I didn't cry at all. Why are you crying?
A: Come on. Drink it!
D: By the way, big brother, I brought someone here today.
A: Who is it?
D: You'll know when you come. (Go backstage and bring it yourself) Look, who did I bring?
A: (I'm still a little surprised to see myself) Why are you? Weren't you here yesterday?
Yes, I should have left yesterday, but then I didn't finish something, so I changed it to today.
A: I waited at the airport for more than two hours yesterday without waiting for you. I thought you didn't want to see me.
Did you really go to the airport yesterday? I thought you wouldn't go yesterday, but you went anyway.
A: How come? What I say will always count!
Is it true?/You don't say.
A: What?
Do you keep your word?
A: (laughs) Of course! When have I ever lied to you?
You said you would listen to me.
I did.
J: (sobbing a little) Well, I won't ask you why you broke up. I just want to ask you about me. When we were together. . . Have you ever betrayed me? "
A: "No!"
Me neither. I never promised Zhou Jie's pursuit.
A: (pretending to be calm and wry smile) "It's all over now, let's talk about it now. . . What's the point? " "I hope you can have a happy life in the future ... (forced smile) (music)
Ji: (Looking up at Ding with tears in his eyes, he said softly) I once loved a boy deeply, and he rushed to the girls' building to find me in despair. . . He was so cold in Xinjiang that he took off his clothes for me to wear. . . He climbed up Huashan step by step behind my back. . . He carried me to the hospital in the pouring rain. . . I slapped him countless times, but he never got angry. . .
A: (for a long time)
J: I've decided ... ..
A: What?
I'm not going back to Guangzhou. I want to go to Shandong with you.
Have you made up your mind?
I have made up my mind. I'll get something and go to the station with you later!
A: (sighs thoughtfully) Forget it. Let bygones be bygones. You'd better go back to Guangzhou. Shandong does not belong to you! Just this hug as a souvenir of our relationship. You ... let's go!
Ji: (staring blankly at Jia) What did you say?
A: Forget me! I hope you will be happy in the future. ...
Ji: (reaches out and slaps Jia) I hate you! (turns and runs off the stage)
D: Big Brother, you ... Hey ... Shanshan, Shanshan (chasing off the stage)
(A stands in situ, slowly pulls out a cigarette, takes a deep breath and spits it out)
Captain: Brother, why don't you go after her?
Forget it, let her go!
How could you do this to her?
(takes another puff) You won't understand. Her parents found her a good job in Guangdong Provincial Bureau, which has great development prospects, but I am just a poor boy with nothing and can't give her anything. She won't be happy with me ...
(propane takes out a cigarette each)
Do you think she will be happy without you?
Who knows? ...
E: (puts his arm around A's shoulder) I'm sure she will understand one day. ...
(Three people are silent for a long time, smoking)
C: (patting A on the shoulder) Big Brother, it's almost time. (Play music that friends don't cry)
(Raise your hand to look at your watch) The train leaves in an hour. I have to go. Brothers, it's time to say goodbye. I don't know when I can see my brothers again after this trip. I really can't bear to part with my brothers. If my eldest brother has wronged you before, don't take it to heart.
C: Brother, what are you talking about? Our brothers don't care about these things.
A: Remember, brothers, wherever we go, everyone will remember that we are brothers and good brothers for life! Brothers, the train is coming. I'll go first. Take care! (carrying a box, walking to the platform)
C: Big Brother!
C: Big Brother!
A: (Stop and turn your back on E-E A) Runner-up, (E-E turns around) Can you call me Big Brother again?
E: (sobbing softly) Big Brother!
A: Hey! (Turning to the platform)
E: (loudly) Big Brother! (A stops, wipes his eyes and walks on)
E: (loudly) Big Brother!
A: (Stop, turn around slowly, stop for two seconds, rush, four people hug and cry) My good brother ... (Lights dim)
Narrator: The wet and windy memory just passed by me. I looked back at their disappearing backs and couldn't even smile. My brother, my ideal, my belief, my love ... everything turned into a gust of wind at the moment when the curtain of youth was pulled, blowing into a distant dream. ...
See Cai Huangong in Bian Que.
Voice-over: A long time ago, there was no distinction between winter and summer in China at that time, so it was called "Spring and Autumn Period". It is said that there was a Cai Huangong in Cai State during the Spring and Autumn Period. On a morning dyed red by the sunset glow, he went to the court as usual.
The curtain goes up and the music starts. Maid-in-waiting B leads maid-in-waiting to dance, and the king appreciates it from top to bottom)
King: (impatiently) Well, well, well, all day. I'll show you a real dance!
(The ladies-in-waiting get out of the way. The king, two guards and two ladies-in-waiting come on stage, play My Place and start dancing. )
King: (singing) In my place, you have to listen to me. Make me unhappy, I'll cut off your head. ...
After the dance, everyone posed, and a man behind him held up the sign of "vegetable area" (vegetable field). Then the king sat down, the two guards retreated to one side, and the two maids fanned out behind the king]
Guard B: Report to your Majesty, it's time to take charge.
Kim: Well, look at the news first. (Press the remote control)
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! "TV curtain, CCTV news broadcast began.
(Luo Jing and Li Ruiying appear on the TV screen, looking dignified)
Luo Jing: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Luo Jing.
Li Ruiying: I'm Li Ruiying. Today is the last day of the Year of the Monkey. Welcome to the news broadcast program of Royal TV Station in Vegetable Field.
Luo Jing: First, introduce the main content of this program.
Li Ruiying: King Chu Ling meets with Ambassador Qi.
Luo Jing: Zhao, Wei and Han openly split the State of Jin, and a spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the State of Jin publicly protested.
Li Ruiying: Please listen to the details below.
Li Ruiying: According to the report just sent back by the reporter of Vegetable Fields in Chu State, Yan Zi, a diplomat of Qi State, and his party visited Chu State, and were cordially received by King Chu Ling and Empress Chu. In a friendly atmosphere, the two sides had sincere and friendly talks on trade and cooperation, science and technology exchanges, peace and development.
Luo Jing: The latest news is that Zhao, Wei and South Korea are trying to split the State of Jin. Foreign Ministry spokesman Jin strongly condemned this separatist act. In his speech, he pointed out that the State of Jin has always adhered to the principle of one State of Jin, and the territorial and sovereign integrity of the State of Jin cannot be separated. This kind of behavior has greatly hurt the feelings of the people of Jin state and demanded that …
King: (Interrupting) All right, all right. Any news from home?
Guard C: (takes out his notebook) Your Majesty, the news with the highest click rate on today's Vegetable Field Network is that today, the SARS vaccine has been successfully developed, avian flu and swine flu have been eliminated, and Mr. Bian Que, the doctor who saved the prince of Guo, has come to our country. There was a sea of people at one time, and the traffic jam was serious, which caused a large number of Chinese cabbages, which ranked first in China's export trade, to rot in transit, and the direct economic loss reached 1 1 USD.
King: (furious) What! ! ! My cabbage ... what do you call this "magpie" ...
Guard C: Your Majesty, I am Bian Que.
King: That's him, bring it to me! ! !
(The music begins with "I am a bird")
Magpie: (bring a big first aid kit, go and rap) I'm a bird, and I've been selling it. Today, I went to see the leader of the vegetable field. I'm sure he will take care of all my goods!
Surrounded by ladies-in-waiting and guards. Compete for signature)
Maid-in-waiting A: (Holding a carrot-shaped microphone in hand, being interviewed) Are you under great pressure as an imperial doctor?
Magpie: That's a good question. What about this pressure? Seriously, it's quite big. So whenever you have time, go out to travel to relieve boredom. No, this time I came to the vegetable field.
Maid-in-waiting B: (Holding a big tape recorder to the magpie, interviewing) What is your dream lover like?
Magpie: (Meditation) My dream lover, she has implicit connotation, that is, she should have the virtue of traditional women in China. Just like Sister You (maid-in-waiting B covers her face and is shy). Of course, the most important thing is to have long black hair. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? First touch. Black hair makes me feel healthy.
Maid-in-waiting B (urgent): Then why do I have black hair?
Magpie: (takes out extra-large shampoo from the medicine cabinet) Please use "Piaoruan" shampoo. Trust me, yes!
(maid-in-waiting B robbed the shampoo and ran away)
Magpie: (to bodyguard A) This bodyguard brother's Tang Yin is bright and beautiful. It can really be said that "a pear flower hits a begonia in Yushu Pan 'an" (bodyguard A is doing intoxicating movements). It's just ... you have no personality in this dress. You know, every male silver should have a Chinese vertical collar. (Raise your collar)
(The king coughed deliberately to attract everyone's attention, and everyone dispersed, and the magpies looked around for the sound source.)
King: What are you looking at? The one with the chimney around his neck. I'm calling you.
Magpie: Ah ~ ~ ~ I see the king. (Looking at your majesty and bowing solemnly) Your majesty, you are sick in your room, and you will be afraid if you don't cure it.
Your Majesty: (surprised) What do you mean?
Magpie: Look, you have a lot of little red pimples on your face. I used to have it (taking a big bottle out of my bag), but since I used the full cleanser, the little red pimple has disappeared. Now I can't help looking at my skin often. (Roll up your sleeves and show your arms, pointing) Look here, look here, look here. ...
King: [Angry fidgeting, striking the table, getting up, farting (imitating voice), everyone fanning] Nonsense, this is a mole on my face! ! !
Magpie: (sniffing) Ah, no, no, it should be that you have a disease in your stomach. It will be good if you don't treat it.
Your Majesty: (more surprised) Well, why do you see it?
Magpie: Your powerful voice just now can explain it. But it doesn't matter. Please have a look (take out a big medicine bottle). Stop diarrhea, stop diarrhea as soon as you eat it! ! !
Your Majesty: (furious) Bold! I am so angry!
(Magpie takes her pulse forward and turns away)
King: Stop! Why did you run away?
Magpie: Your disease is in the bone marrow. ...
Your Majesty: Nonsense. Hello ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Some guards are coming to catch magpies. )
Magpie: Wait a minute, there is a big hole in your tooth, which is also a bone. That's why I said you were sick in the bone marrow. But it doesn't matter, other doctors are helpless, and I am different. I am a happy doctor! (Pulls out a big tube of toothpaste) Please use the "low-exposure tooth cleaning" recommended by the Global Dental Prevention Organization. (For everyone) Our goal is-
Everyone (Qi): No cavities!
King (furious): shameless fanatic! This is my sticky tea when I drink it.
(maid-in-waiting B)
Maid-in-waiting B: Your Majesty! No, I used "Gone with the Wind" shampoo, and my hair disappeared without a trace, and dandruff was more prominent! (hide your face and cry)
King: Pull this "magpie" out for me and hit it! (Everyone gives a push)
Guard C: This is the story of Cai Huangong Bian Que in the Spring and Autumn Period.
Feng Gong's Prose Collection (Reference)
Respect teachers and love disciples
Crosstalk "Hot and Sour Wedding" (Feng Gong, Liu)
Crosstalk "My Buddy" (Feng Gong, Liu)
Previous spring festival gala programs
1986 "Talking about the Tiger in the Year of the Tiger"
Partner: Liu Wei
1987 "Joe team wins in a row"
Partner: Liu Wei
1987 "five senses strive for the upper reaches"
Partners: Ma, Wei
1988 "perfect blame"
Partners: Liu Wei, Niu Zhenhua, Li Yi, Dai Zhicheng, Jian Zheng and Zhao Baole.
1989 birthday speech
Partner: Niu
1990 "What to do"
Partner: Niu
199 1 Asian Games is the best.
Partner: Niu
1992 "parties"
Partner: Niu
1993 auction
Partner: Niu
1994 "Creative Company"
Partner: Niu
1995
Essay "Happy New Year, Laughing Star"
Partner: Zhao Benshan.
1995 "Mr. Worst"
Partner: Niu
1996 "Tomorrow will be better"
Partner: Niu
1997 "Alone"
Partner: Niu
1998 "Enjoy Success"
Partner: Niu
1999 "Look at these dads"
Partner: Niu
2,000 old songs and new songs
Partner: Guo.
200 1 "push your luck"
Partners Guo and Luna
On stage and off stage in 2002
Partners: Guo,,.
Love Song on the Road in 2003
Partner: Zhou Tao.
2004 "Make Way, Life is Beautiful"
Partners: Liu Jinshan, Li Zhiqiang, Zhou Tao and Zhu Jun.
Laugh at Life in 2005
Cai Ming partner Zhu Jun
In 2006, I followed my daughter-in-law as a nanny.
Partners: Zhu Jun, Niu Li.
2007 Things in Our Village
Partner Li Zhiqiang
2008 bus concerto
Partner Wang,
Warm winter in 2009
Partner Jin Yuting
Speaking of tigers in the Year of the Tiger,
Cat's Ear Cave and DC,
"Pig and Pig strive for merit",
Anecdotes about rodent control,
Auction,
Worst, sir,
My son,
I was wrong,
Birthday message,
"perfect blame",
No fly restaurant,
Thread the needle and lead the wire,
Dedication of love,
Unlock,
There are thieves in the house,
"bicker"
I'm at a loss,
Fans,
A world of two people,
Send a gift,
Answer the question,
Guess this song,
Happy moments,
Master,
Wish,
Husband and wife diaries,
Smart ass,
Play it by ear,
"Match words with deeds",
Style praise