1. Once upon a time there was an illiterate man walking, he walked and suddenly became literate, it turned out that he walked to the crossroads.
2. The weather is so hot, we will always be cooked.
3. In the middle of the night, my stomach hurt, and I said, "Stomach, can you stop." The stomach said: "I do not call the stomach, I call Chu Yu nettle."
4. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because of the sadness to chew.
5. The bear had a flower, but the flower withered, the bear said sadly: flower, do not wither. Do you hear me? Don't cry.
6. There was a duckling who stepped on the mud and ran fast, and then fell asleep, and the name of the story is Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.
7. Even the night does not boil, you boil what, Ollie give?
8. I bought a bun on the road, go back to eat the tears can not stop falling down, the original this is a good silent bun!
9. Yesterday home mom said: "Ugh pants stained with what can not be washed off" "Oh seems to splash mud"
10. Ouyang Xiu can not be, go to find Wang Zhi change ah.
11. There is a little mouse stayed at home for too long want to go out to dig, its mother saw the sigh, alas, can really consume love mud
12. Today, go to the zoo, see an elephant in the eating a child's cheese, it is called, the elephant to eat the child drop cheese.
13. Fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, I thought I caught the whole summer, I did not expect the cicada said: "I can not say that I hate not to pull the cicada, just a little like?
14. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you" The chicken said to the duckling: "you don't have to duck".
15. The name of the doctor who helped deliver Wang Maodong's baby must have been Columbus, because he was the one who discovered the New World.
16. There was a quail who was late for the ball, so everyone called him ～late quail.
17. The day the lights next door to the bedroom in the house flickered, called the maintenance master, the master asked what the problem? I said: "bedroom next door lights too flash" he: "seize the vine of love?"
18. Fear of the dark, he obtained a certificate of night avoidance.
19. Chicken and rare rice fried together, which will get a bowl of fried chicken rare rice mud ~
20. I said I preferred Li Bai's poems, Lu You was furious, and as a result, my family did not have access to the Internet.
21. One day, the potatoes learned to tell fortunes, so they got a good sign on the street. Just started to yoho two, garlic on the gas came over to the potato signboard to blow up the pieces, go to the potato viciously said: you shouted a garlic hang up try!
22. One day the bear planted a strawberry and mango, found that the strawberry grows slowly, the bear said: berry you can not ah berry you can not ah you hear it did not you can not.
23. "I may be a loach" "why" "because I like mud"
24. the most annoying people ask me how much my salary, humiliate me! There are many ways to humiliate me, why did you choose this one?
25. You don't even love me, what do you love? Einstein?
2022 super funny harmonic terrier text article two26.Why Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being told: ouch, it's a new suit oh!
27. I understand a truth, people ugly need to read more, before people say I'm not reading material, it turned out to be in the praise of my beautiful.
28. One day the elephant was eating ice cream, eat a lot of good, the more you eat the more disgusting, the mouse said the elephant is tired, the elephant is tired, you hear it want you.
29. One day the ducklings confessed to the chickens: chickens, I love you. Chicken: you don't have to duck.
30. Even I am not on that you on what on the sword?
31. Just now, to see a foreigner, a mouthful of fluent English is very good to hear, I asked him to send the English or American sound, he said he sent a good want to go out to see the sound of electricity!
32. I look at the home of the countryside dog every day are so happy ah, carefree, so I asked it ''every day carefree secret is what'', it said ''Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof! ''Woof, woof, woof''
33. want pumpkin almond milk, not melon, not apricot, not dew, want to pumpkin.
34. Wang Zhi change does not give change, then find Cai Yuan compensation ah.
35. Pretty words I will not say, but pretty I am talking.
36. Candle: Mom why our flame jumped and jumped? Candle mom: silly child, because we are spirit little fire ah!
37. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea, a look at the name, oh ho, actually is the nest fragrant mud Le Iron Juice.
38. pumpkin purple potatoes and peanuts are good friends, one day peanuts about them to play, pumpkin asked peanuts, and who ah, peanuts said, I purple potatoes with you, hear? I only belong to you.
39. There is a duckling, it accidentally tripped over the grass, and then it pulled it out with its hand on the grass. The story is called "Ducks on the Grass".
40. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there is a place how to wash can not be clean, the bear mother said that you seriously rub the bear red eyes and said "rubbed a la rubbed a la"
41. A: Enjoy it!
42. Grandma's house door handle is very thick, open the door when there is a loud noise, and then asked this only to know that this is called want to rough door
43. crab and clam with the exam, the crab was found to have cheating behavior, the teacher asked the crab who you copied, the crab said: "I copied the clam's" said the teacher: "You stick the fart". "You stick a fart"
44. zoo tiger to the lion green, why? Because the tiger has a green lion license.
45. In the future, my mascot will be you, crab! --Because you have money (pincers)
46. A duckling wanted to try to align with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't, and it mumbled, "It's not right, it's not right, it's not right".
47. Today in ironing, but how to iron it will be wrinkled, I said do not wrinkle, do not wrinkle, do not go.
48. Why is it that the more a person dishes, the less they love to sit, because the birds are easy to station (station).
49. Xiao Wang did not know how to cross the river, after Baidu, actually ferry over.
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1. Just finished eating the pills given by the doctor, feel a little bitter with chopsticks clamped a few jujubes, eaten on the crime of anxious, it turns out that I ate chopsticks jujubes I pills.
2. Crab went out for a walk and accidentally bumped into the loach, the loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very aggrieved: "No ah, I am a crab!"
3. Wearing AirPods all day will affect your love luck, because AirPods don't have an audio cable.
4. This is a pencil This is a pen You are my baby.
5. I've been home for four days and already haven't washed my hair, so it turns out I'm a sexy oil thing.
6. I like Li Bai's poems better, and I can't get online when Lu You is pissed off.
7. Ask the stone monkey when he is most homesick, answer: late at night, why? Why? Because when it's late at night, it's the stone monkeys who are homesick.
8. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, there is a cliff in front, Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled horse" Zhang Fei said: "I'm happy ah" Guan Yu said: "You quickly strangled your horse".
9. I'm a condensed milk bun, and today I'm out of practice.
10. You said that the girl with apple muscle smiles naturally, is the girl with Android smile is very stuck?
11. How did the door handle of the company's conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.
12. Old coworkers nail signature written "God is a girl" I asked him how so literary, he said that this is called "heaven is not fair".
13. We can't just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mom feel Wang Yibo. They think all day long for life to let go of a fight, turn your face to let your mom let go of a fight"
14. Even I do not go back, what are you going back to, the temptation to go home?
15. pumpkin purple potatoes and peanuts are good friends, one day peanuts about them to play, pumpkin asked peanuts, and who ah, peanuts said, I purple potatoes with you, hear? I only belong to you.
16. If the phone has a lot of memory, you can save a lot of self-fear, and then know their own change: the sea of memory.
17. You even I do not coax, then you coax who, Hong Shixian?
18. The child asked his mother why the candle's flame flickered and could not stop for a while mom said because this is the spirit of the small fire
19. Stomach said: "I do not call stomach, I call Chu Yu nettle"
20. I went to buy oysters, home on the way oysters all jumped out of the bag, drilled into the mud, it is called oysters like mud.
21. Late at night, every time I want to ask myself how to do school and feelings on both sides of the error.
2022 annual most hilarious harmonic terrier article two22. "White balloon stepped on the burst black balloon black balloon what to do?" "Confession balloon"
23. know why Beijing people do not say harmonic terrier? Because old Beijing doesn't harmonize.
24. Today in ironing clothes, but how to iron it will be wrinkled, I said do not wrinkle, do not wrinkle, do not go.
25. I still hate you, like the neighbors ate pepper, hemp next door.
26. I seem to be fat, nothing I accompany you to lose weight, we quit meat bla.
27. Why does Superman have to wear tights? Because it is important to save lives.
28. A sheep migration.
29. I'm a very good person to get along with, not good to find their own reasons.
30. SpongeBob was fired by the crab boss SpongeBob said with tears in his eyes: "Krabs boss ..." Krabs boss: "No thanks"
31. I baked on the groundnuts, baked groundnuts, baked groundnuts, baked groundnuts, and fragrant and sweet baked groundnuts.
32. Medusa petrified a general's wife the general said angrily:" Dare to petrify the bitch inside!" Medusa: "Hate...hate don't bird shocked?"
33. I ate a lot of peanuts, the more I ate, the happier I was, I checked, so that is a good thing will peanuts.
34. a: what you eat today ah b: did not eat duck b: eat the hot and sour bamboo shoots
35. one day, the ants lost, but fortunately he met another ant, so he asked the ants: "How do you all back to the ant nest," the other ants said: "With a smile or very silent. With a smile or ...... very silent"
36. Ducklings line up to get their mothers, a duckling wants to be aligned with the ducks in front of them, but how can not be aligned, so the duckling said anxiously, not aligned ducks, not aligned ducks, I'm sorry.
37. There is a little mouse stayed at home for too long want to go out and digging, its mother saw the sigh, alas, can really consume love mud
38. Even I do not praise that you praise what Sponsor?
39. There has been a duckling, stepped on the mud after running fast, and then fell asleep, the name of the story is called mud fast sleeping duck.
40. The bear had a flower, but the flower withered, the bear said sadly: flower, do not wither. The bear said: flower, don't wither. Don't cry.
41. Eating and eating the power outage, I hastened to pick up two mouths of rice, suddenly the lights came on, I exclaimed, could it be that this is the legendary pick and pull can be bright.
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1. You seem to be fat It's okay I can accompany you to lose weight Tomorrow we quit meat (marriage)!
2. One day the duckling was reading a book, another duckling said to eat, quickly put the book together duck and good duck and good duck and good duck and good.
3. The emperor returned from a private visit, the Queen Mother met and asked, "My son tired of this trip?" The emperor was shocked to say "my... ...my name is lilei? . my name is lilei?"
4. Even my hand are not holding, then you hold what? What are you holding?
5. At night, I saw the goddess online, I sent a message to her: in? Ten minutes later, the goddess returned: in the pull, something?
6. Yugong said to his son before he died: "move the mountain, move the mountain," the son said: "bright crystal".
7. This is a pencil This is a pen You are my baby.
8. I still hate you, like the neighbors ate peppercorns, numb next door.
9. small neighbors singing KTV at home, I listened to the sound is quite big, asked what brand this microphone is, he said it is a good loud point outside the microphone. Eat a baked oyster, no flavor at all, eat and eat I cried, the original this is oyster no material.
10. afraid of the dark, he obtained a certificate of night avoidance.
11. Guo Donglin sudden kidney stones broker called his wife: Donglin stones. His wife froze: to watch the sea?
12. Easily accessible love who do not like it? Think of the history, Zhang Yide's love, Liu Bei Guan Yu more like.
13. Know why Beijingers do not say harmonic terrier? Because old Beijing does not harmonize.
14. One day a few students in the cafeteria to eat, the hall TV is playing the Qing dynasty drama, rice finished, want to wipe their mouths, found that there is no paper, asked the students, who has a paper, the climax came, the words just fell, the TV a long and soft eunuch voice remembered, "the emperor has a will".
15. To a cup of pumpkin almond milk, do not apricot, do not melon, do not dew, to the southern kernel.
16. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.
17. I went to buy meat buns, let the boss put more spicy, just ate a mouthful on the ground stained with mud, I cried, the original this is called "spicy buns like mud".
18. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if there is you in my heart, I'm all you in my heart."
19. That day, the lights next door to the bedroom at home flickered, called the maintenance master, the master asked what the problem? I said: "Bedroom next door lights too flash," he: "seize the vine of love?"
20. There is a pineapple to get a haircut, he sat for a long time barber has not given him a haircut, it said: "You care about me" (angry coaxing object eye)
2022 jitterbugs bursting red super-funny harmonic terrain (Part II)21. Sparrow mother to the little sparrow comb hair, asked her what hairstyle she wants? The little sparrow said: chirp
22. martial arts alliance was cornered by him, covering the wound paralyzed on the ground waiting for him to hand up the knife, but he is the knife back, kneeling on the ground, painfully muttered: "she has gone ...... even if I give me a unification of the world... ...and what can be done ...... "The martial arts ally forced to endure the severe pain, hoarsely said to him: "A bucket of paste ...... can be posted a lot of missing person notices ..."
23. crab and clam together with the exam, the crab was found to have cheating behavior, the teacher asked the crab who you copied, the crab said: "I copied the clam," the teacher said: "You stick a fart! "
24. crab out for a walk accidentally bumped into the loach, the loach is very angry, said: "Are you blind ah?" Crab very aggrieved, said: "No ah, I am a crab!"
25. A teenager ate his classmates, cha students teenagers.
26. Candle: Mom why is our flame jumping and jumping? Candle mom: silly children, because we are the spirit of small fire ah!
27. Learning, I know how to think differently, my desk but not agreed.
28. You got into Tsinghua University, he got into Peking University, I baked on the ground, baked ground, baked ground, baked ground, sweet and fragrant baked ground.
29. The tiger in the zoo greened the lion, the lion was very angry, the tiger felt very innocent, the keeper asked, only to find that the tiger has a lawyer's license.
30. I like Li Bai's poems better, and I can't surf the Internet when Lu You is angry.
31. Not even my WeChat, then you add what, Canada?
32. Don't love me, no results, I have a lot of things, but also love to make.
33. Want Want snow cakes hot back into Want Want lift quilt!
34. You see, you see, the moon today is not pretty at all, not round and not bright, yes, not forgiven, not forgiven.
35. In the middle of the night, my stomach hurt, I said: "Stomach, you can not stop a little." The stomach said: "I do not call the stomach, I call Chu Yu nettle."
36. Why Superman to wear tights? Because saving lives is important.
37. A duckling said to the chick, "I like you" The chick said to the duckling, "You duck don't have to".
38. Why Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being told: ouch, it's a new suit!
39. Driving past a small mud puddle, small mud puddle splash of water is so loud, it turns out to be a good sound mud.
40. "A pear and a grain of rice into the freezer will become what?" "Frozen pear and rice (don't leave me)!
2022 jittery red super funny harmonic terrier (Part III)41. You can not tell people who are afraid of dogs: life is more than just the dog in front of you, and there is a street full of dogs.
42. Talk about love are not talking about, then you talk about what, talk about walking crow's feet?
43. One day I was playing the king of the lower road has been dead all the time, I told my teammates to prevent the lower road to prevent the lower road to prevent the lower ah to prevent the lower ah you heard it put down ah.
44. Bear planted a fruit tree, every day carefully take care of the fruit tree, until the fall, the fruit tree did not bear a fruit, the bear said disappointed: "no results ah, no results."
45. Why is it that the more a person dishes the more do not love to sit down, because of the bird easy to station (station).
46. Even I do not kiss then you kiss what kiss burn mouth?
47. Shrimp and clam at the same time took a hundred points, the teacher asked the shrimp who you copied, shrimp said: "I copied the clam," the teacher said: "You stick what stick."
48. clothes wrinkled, I take the iron can not be ironed, I said do not wrinkle ah, do not wrinkle ah, you hear? Do not go ah.
49. Know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck accumulates mud.
50. There is a bread walking on the road, walking suddenly sprained his foot, it turned out that it is a croissant.
51. "If someone belongs to me how happy it is" "Stop it, no one belongs to the fish".
52. I am a more mature person, like gambling not to eat such things, are full of food before doing.
53. We are all hamburgers, why are you all babies, I am Bean!
54. Eat eat the power outage, I hastily grilled two mouths of rice, suddenly the lights are on, I exclaimed, could it be that this is the legendary grill pull pull can be bright.
55. Chicken and rare rice fried together, which will get a bowl of fried chicken rare rice puree ~
56. Even I do not praise Then you praise what Sponsor?
57! The goddess actually replied to me! I resisted the excitement and replied: that you first pull, pull the finish and then chat. An hour has passed, how the goddess has not finished pulling?
58. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, the results of the two people fought, the police asked only to realize that the dentist and the Japanese said: "pull a tooth to cluck."
59. Even I do not coax, then you coax what? Hong Se-hyun?
60. One day the bear in the laundry, but there is a place how to wash and not clean, the bear mother said you seriously rub the bear red eyes and said, "Rubbed a la rubbed a la"
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1. The duckling asked his mother: "Mom, what is this in the middle of our toes?" The mother said: "webbing" The duck covered his face and ran away in tears: "Don't say it, don't say it, why are you making fun of people? "
2. Why aunts never sweat, because aunts are afraid to leave aunt sweat.
3. Once upon a time, there were two turtles look especially like, one called at home, one called out, after the end of the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet to ask who this sick, take a closer look, it is at home turtle.
4. Sparrow mom smelled a little sparrow: "Baby today want to tie a what hairstyle ah?" Little sparrow: "chirp ~"
5. You even I do not Pin, Pin what? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
6. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop every day to practice their guts, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie every day to stroll around.
7. Critters get together for dinner, only again the little elephant is very angry, it turns out that this is a weather bureau.
8. I idly grew mushrooms at home, I cooked and ate the mushrooms, poisoning, went to the hospital, the doctor said I was in a good mushroom poison.
9. You even I do not coax, then you coax who, Hong Shixian?
10. You look for Ouyang Xiu ah.
11. Teacher: four plus one is equal to how many? Xiaoming: equal to six minus one Teacher: why do you know the answer and still say so! Xiaoming: because we young people do not speak of five (Wudu)
12. The doctor gave me some pills, I accidentally knocked over the bottle, the pills crackling rolled out, hoo It turned out to be a good sound out of the pill.
13. Do you believe in religion? I'm a Muslim, and our main task is to sleep.
14. The zoo tiger to the lion green, the lion is very angry, the tiger feels very innocent, the keeper asked, only to find that the tiger has a lawyer's license.
15. I still hate you, like a neighbor who ate peppercorns and numbed the next door.
16. I ate a lot of peanuts, the more I ate, the happier I was, I looked it up, so that is a good thing will peanuts.
17. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because sadness wants to chew.
18. Just went out to buy oysters, out of the supermarket they suddenly jumped out of the bag drilled into the soil, come back to think about it, the original is consumed like mud
19. Big trucks for the first time bumped into a cab, the big truck said: "I call the big truck" Taxi said: "I called the cab! " The big truck said: "You do not call, I send you!"
20. Summer eat pudding, mosquitoes do not bite.
Online special fire super funny harmonic terrier 2022 (Part II)21. I look at the home country dog every day to live ah, carefree, so I asked it ''every day carefree secret is what'', it said ''Woof, woof, woof''
22. Just now, to see a foreigner, a mouth of fluent English is very good to hear, I asked him to send is the United States or the British sound, he said he sent a good want to go out to see the electro-acoustic.
23. You like the lady wind, lovely wind, or I'm this crazy.
24. I seem to be fat, all right I accompany you to lose weight, we quit meat bla.
25. Want to pumpkin almond dew, do not melon, do not apricot, do not dew, to be Nanren.
26. Today in ironing clothes, but how to iron it will be wrinkled, I said do not wrinkle, do not wrinkle, do not go.
27. Pretty words I will not say, but pretty I am talking.
28. Clothes are wrinkled, I take the iron can not be ironed, I said don't wrinkle ah, don't wrinkle ah, you hear me? Don't go away.
29. And in the roadside fried string, the store bought a squid whiskers, after eating feel uncomfortable all over, the doctor said I called this good empty beard (good emptiness).
30. a spider to the caterpillar to ask questions, the caterpillar said two times the spider still do not understand, and then the caterpillar said angrily: "You are a pig?" and then the spider is very aggrieved, said: "I am a spider ah. 31. Xiao Ming body uncomfortable to see a doctor, after diagnosis, the doctor said "inflammation of the throat" throat: "Hi"
32. If I call a toad toad, lovely? If I call a coyote Wolfy, only Gina thinks it's cute.
33. If Wang Zhi Chang doesn't give a change, then find Cai Yuan to compensate ah.
34.Omelette to the lotus egg confession sung by the song "This is a fried egg a little love song ~"
35.Girls have to do something a little bit bad and then God gets angry and sends you a little guy.
36.Oh my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I held back my excitement and replied: that you first pull, pull and then chat. An hour has passed, how the goddess has not finished pulling?
37. If the phone has a lot of memory, you can save a lot of self-fear, and then know their own changes: the sea of memory.
38. Omelette fell in love with the eggs, it took the guitar to the eggs home downstairs and sang: this is a small love song of omelette.
39. Yugong said to his son before he died: "move mountains, move mountains" son said: "bright crystal".
40. Just been reported by the neighbors disturbing the people, because I'm poor as a ding dong.
41. "White balloon stepped on the burst black balloon black balloon what to do?" "Confession balloon"
42. Coal can not light the fire, it turned out to be a coal problem.
43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.
44. "That girl, right, has apple muscles, smile is very natural" "You say this, is not the girl of the Android machine, smile is jammed lah"
45. I am a bear cookie, one day, I accidentally from the upstairs and fell down, and then, I broke, good night!
46. Today, I bought a dress and wore it to be very comfortable with it.
47. Why is it that in horror movies, there is a piano in a very evil house, because "the piano lives a few demons"?
48. You do not even like me, what do you like? Hi-Zero?
49. I was so hungry, so I had to clench my fist and punch myself in the stomach to help myself out of hunger.
50. Know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck accumulates mud.
51. One day, the boy wiped the table, accidentally wiped dead two ants, came a small ant, the boy asked it: "small ants, your mom and dad?" The little ant said: "You wipe dead"
52. even I do not want to What do you want Chanel?
53. To share with you the types of chili peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy, I have a birthday today spicy.
54. Even I do not coax, then you coax what? Hong Shixian?
55. The Emperor returned from his private visit, the Queen Mother met and asked, "My son tired of this tour?" The emperor was shocked to say "my... ...my name is lilei? . my name is lilei?"
56. Huang Ting can not pick up the words, go to Li Da to find ah.
57. Guo Donglin sudden kidney stones broker called his wife: Donglin stones. His wife froze: to view the sea?
58. Even the night does not boil, you boil what, Ollie give?
59. One day the duckling was reading a book and another duckling said to eat it, quickly put the book together duck and good duck and good duck and good duck and good.
60. pumpkin purple potatoes and peanuts are good friends, one day peanuts about them to play, pumpkin asked peanuts, and who ah, peanuts said, I purple potatoes with you, hear? I only belong to you.