Which one of you can tell me the five spring couplets?

The first couplet is: Mi Shi Hutong has a collection of 30,000 volumes of books;

The second couplet is: The head of the household department has been filling vacancies for 1,000 years.

This couplet was written by Li Ciming.

Previous couplet: The most suitable place for summer vacation is the deep bamboo courtyard;

Next couplet: The most suitable place for summer vacation is the deep bamboo courtyard;

Next couplet: The most suitable place for typhoid fever is the small firewood.

Previous couplet: Unicorn.

Next couplet: Flounder.

Previous couplet: The bird's nest has been overturned and no egg is left intact.

Next line: Mr. Swallowbase is bad.

Previously, a girl is born like a flower.

Next couplet: Master Jizang has a colored heart.

Previous couplet: Heaven gave me a beautiful girl.

Next line: You are beautiful, Jizo.

Previous couplet: Bruno's heart is toward the Party.

Next couplet: Turtle pill kidney deficiency formula.

Previous couplet: the old man with the cart is a five-guarantee household;

Next couplet: the prime minister's family is a seven-ranking official.

Previously, the wind combs the willow's hair.

Next line: boiled cabbage costs 20 cents.

The first line: Nine tripods and a thousand centuries of history in Guanshan.

Next couplet: A pot of boiled water costs 20 cents.

Previous couplet: two computers connected to a disk;

Next couplet: a piece of ice in a jade pot.

Upper couplet: Lenovo computer sells for more than six thousand yuan;

Next couplet: commemorating the 100th anniversary of Bing Xin's birth.

Previous couplet: Heaven and earth are not kind, treating all things as ruminants.

Next couplet: The ancestors are unethical, leaving you all like stupid pigs.

Previous couplet: Cultivate oneself, align the family, rule the country, and pacify the world, my path is consistent.

The next couplet is: "I eat, drink, gamble and visit women," said Mr. Elder.

Previous couplet: The drunken guest with flowers by the tree.

Next line: Kinoshita Fujiyoshiro

Selected Ancient Wonderful Pairs:

Gongsun Chou;

The Great Master.

The scholar Weng Zugeng gave the first line, and the boy answered the second line. Weng said the answer was not good enough, and the boy said, "I answered your name: Gong Zugeng" to "Gong Sun Chou".

Sun Xingzhi;

Hu Shizhi.

Chen Yin-Ke administered the entrance examination for Tsinghua University, and gave a couplet to the applicants who wanted to take the examination. At that time, the best couplet was "Zu Chongzhi" or "Wang Yinzhi".

An old steed in the stable still aspires to gallop high in the mountains;

A warbler in the neighborhood.

-"Four Words on Couplets": I have seen a door couplet of someone's house, and the couplet says that his left neighbor is a stable, and his right neighbor is a brothel

The sound of chickens is separated from the fog;

The dragon's qi has become a cloud.

--Wen Bao was four years old when he wrote the following sentence to his father's previous sentence

Riding his father as a horse;

Wishing for his son to become a dragon.

-When Xie Jin was a young boy, his father took him to take the Xiucai exam, the door was crowded, his father let him ride on his shoulders, the examiner mocked him with the following sentence, and Xie Jin responded with the following sentence.

A gust of wind and thunderstorm;

Two dynasties of brotherhood.

Su Dongpo to Liao (1)

Four poems of elegance and elegance; (Su Dongpo)

Three lights of the sun, moon and stars. (Liao Envoy)

--Su Dongpo to Liao Envoy (2)

I Jin, Han, Zhao and Wei;

Three Lights, Sun, Moon and Stars.

Nine Chapters of Hook and Chord;

Three Lights, Sun, Moon and Stars.

Six Chakras, Inch, Guan, and Ruler;

Three Lights, Sun, Moon, and Star.

Three elements to solve the rendezvous-like;

Four seasons, summer, fall, and winter.

--Ji Xiaolan to a certain eunuch

Four poems in praise of wind and elegance; (Wang Anshi)

Three generations of Xia, Shang and Zhou. (Liu Gongfu)

--Wang Anshi to Liu Gongfu

Three Stars of Brandy;

May Yellow Plum Day.

--Couplet of a hotel in Shanghai before liberation

Xun Minghe under the sun;

Lu Shilong among the clouds.

--"Under the Sun" refers to the capital city of Luoyang; "Between the Clouds": the ancient name of Songjiang County (Huating) in Shanghai, the hometown of Lu Yun (Shilong) in the Western Jin Dynasty.

Lightning sky skimming fire;

Smoke from the kiln floor.

One bend of Xizi's arm;

Seven knobs of Bigan's heart.

--Chu Renwu (清國-褚人获《坚瓠集》

(It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, was inspecting the Imperial College of Science and Technology, and when he saw the lotus root on the case, he gave a couplet to make a pair. A student from Jiangxi Province said that he had heard the words "the heart of the seven trunks" as a pair. Taizu greatly praised, given to the official. Explanation: Lotus root white and slightly curved joints, and porous, so the beauty of Xi Shi's arm as a comparison. The lotus root is also full of holes, so it is compared to the heart of King Zhou of Yin's loyal minister, Bi Gan, who is said to have seven orifices in his heart. "One bend" is used to describe the shape of the heart, while "seven holes" is used to describe the interior. (The metaphor is apt, depicting the shape of the heart but containing deep meaning.)

Eel blood and yellow clay;

Sheep's fat and white jade.

The cup contains Tai Chi;

The belly contains Qian Kun.

--Qing Dynasty--Wei Yuan was nine years old when he took the examination for children, and the county magistrate pointed out that there was a Taiji drawing in the teacup. Wei Yuan was carrying two wheat cakes in his pocket, and he suddenly realized that he had the right answer to the next couplet.

The rain hit the dragon head clams;

The wind knocked the crane mouth fish.

-An old scholar saw Wu Bangtai, a child prodigy, touching clams in the rain on the Longtou River, and gave him the first couplet, to which he responded with the second couplet

Smoke goes from the water;

Poetry comes from the belly.

--Qi Baishi quit smoking water cigarette couplet

Smoke locks the pond willow;

Cannon Zhenhai City Tower.

--Both the upper and lower couplets contain gold, wood, water, fire and earth, five elements to five elements couplet

The yellow ox lies in the green grass;

The gray rabbit guards the white mang.

Confucius was born at the end of the boat;

Light dances up in Hanzhong.

--Ming - Lin Dachin to a Fisherman

(In a certain year, Lin Dachin was sent to Hubei as an examiner. In the evening, he wanted to cross the Han River, but there was no boat. When a fisherman came in a boat among the reeds, Lin begged for a ride and showed his status as an examiner. The fisherman intended to try, pointing to a small hole in the stern of the boat, laughed out the above couplet, so that the right. Confucius is a "sage", born in 551 BC, belongs to the end of the Spring and Autumn Period (generally known as the weekend). And "Confucius" also has the meaning of hole eyes, a double meaning. Lin a moment to no answer. Suddenly dark clouds, thunder, a flash of light, from the opposite bank of the Han River, Lin had an idea, should be the next couplet. Guangwu is the name of the founding dynasty of the Eastern Han Dynasty. At the end of the Western Han Dynasty, Wang Mang usurped power, causing a peasant uprising, and Liu Xiu rose to quell it and became emperor. The name "Guangwu" is also a pun. This couplet uses the punning technique, boat (Zhou), dance (Wu) homophonic characters, and become a wonderful couplet.)

The lion is thin in the snow;

The rabbit is fat in the full moon.

--Tang Pak Fu

Fallen peanut ground beans;

Heroic tree red cotton.

--"Peanut" means peanut, and in some places in Guangdong, it is called "Doudou"; "Heroic Tree" means "Red Cotton Tree". The words "生" and "树" are both nouns and verbs.

Jiang Zhongzheng Juzheng;

Zhou Enlai Xu Lai.

--In 1948, the KMT government elected the first "president" and nominated Chiang Kai-shek and Juzheng as candidates. After Chiang was elected, Shanghai "Tiebao" this matter for the topic of levy, the name of the person in the joint "Juzheng" both as a verb, word. "Xu Lai" is a movie star before the war.

Four Jie Wang Yang Lu Luo;

Five sons Zhou Cheng Zhu Zhang.

The five tones go up to enter;

The four seasons of spring, summer, fall and winter.

Lao She Lao Xiang Feng Zi;

Hu Feng Hu Kao Long Sheng.

-- During the war, Chongqing writers group, Lao She for Feng Zi quite a lot of praise, Hu Feng is y in love with Gao Longsheng's paintings, often on the person to make some test and comment, Mao Dun that reminiscent of this couplet

Night Moon radiant universe;

Spring night shocked the Qiankun.

The thatched hut is closed to set the word;

The secluded lounge opens the window to read.

The son sits and the father stands.

The sister-in-law is weak and the uncle is weak, so is the right.

--Ming Xie Jin childhood, the woman passed his home, Xie's father held Jin on the chair, the woman out of the above sentence, Xie Jin to the "Mengzi" in the idiom for the right.

Ten-year-old child when the horse stage;

long live the emperor sitting in the dragon court.

--The child prodigy cleverly answered Zhu Yuanzhang

Three earth heads examined the old man;

Five princes got the pipa.

The thousand-year-old tree is a hanger;

The ten-thousand-mile Yangtze River is a bathtub.

-When Xie Jin was young, he bathed with his father in the river, and his father hung his clothes on an old tree by the river. Xie Jin's next sentence

Clouds fly and the moon walks in the sky does not move;

Water and sand rolls on the ground is unshakable.

Five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth;

Four princes and sons of men.

Seven tones of Gong, Shang, and Horn;

Five things of appearance, speech, sight, hearing, and thought.

The dog barks at the bamboo fence, and the crane follows the monk who washes his clothes on the mossy shore.

Generals fighting in the Yellow Desert;

Young men drunkenly dancing in the streets of Luoyang.

--Wang Shizhen to the Master

The day under the water is the day in the sky;

The man in the eye is the man in front of him.

--Song Ouyang Xiu, Return to the Field, Volume download. When Kou Zhun, the chancellor of the Northern Song Dynasty, came up with the first couplet, there was no response for a while, and Yang Dainian stared at Kou Zhun's two eyes and, after a little pondering, came up with the second couplet.

White tin pot waist in the mouth;

Purple copper lock bowels inside the beard.

--The woman in the shop is a good match for Du Mu

The old man is a thief if he doesn't die;

Leifu's destiny is no longer in doubt.

--The first line is from "The Analects of Confucius", and the second line is from Tao Qian's "Rhetoric of Returning to China"

The closed door pushes out the moon in front of the window;

Throwing a stone to wash away the sky under the water.

-According to Ming Feng Menglong's "Waking up to the World - Su Xiaomei's Three Difficulties with the Bridegroom"

Writing on white deer paper with a woolen brush;

Horseshoe knives scratching yellow cowhide.

-A certain tanner of Ming Dynasty wrote to Gao Ao

The umbrella of the fish in the lotus pond;

The lice nest in the cotton quilt.

--The Beggar and Zhu Zhishan

The two ends of the road are pierced through the heart of the store;

Three sides of the river hanging footstools.

--Liu Shiliang versus Mr. Wang

Soap pods hang upside down with a thousand spindles of ink;

Bananas are rolled diagonally with a book.

--Hua Hongshan, a bachelor of the Qing Dynasty, was on a mission to North Korea, and the king of North Korea gave him the first line, to which Hua responded with the second

The peaches in the painting could not be plucked;

the flowers in the brush were dreaming of the future.

-Taoan's answer to his uncle Tao Huxi

The tiger-skin mattress covers the master's chair;

the rabbit-hair brush is used to write the scholar's place.

--Dai Dabin to his master

The color of the trees by the ridge is cold with wind;

The sound of rain on the stone is autumn with rain.

--The old monk to Song Zhiqian

North and south merchants come to the north and south;

East and west pawnshops are east and west.

Nanxiong Meiguan Wuzu Cave;

Dongguan Chashan Qinghewan.

--Place names

A load of heavy mud stops the road;

The two sides of the slender man smiling back.

--Ming-Tang Yin vs. Farmer

(It is said that Tang Yin was once enjoying the scenery on a ridge, when he suddenly saw an old farmer carrying a load of river mud on his way, and because the ridge was too narrow, someone had to get out of the way. The old farmer came up with a couplet, saying that if you are right, I will give way, and if you are not right, you will give way. The meaning of the couplet is extremely clear, that is, a load of river mud blocks your way. Zi is an ancient honorific for men. The word "mud" harmonizes with "Zhongni", that is, Kong Qiu. Zi Lu was a student of Confucius, who was reckless and courageous, and was often advised by Confucius (see "Lunyu - Advanced"), and thus the sentence contains the meaning of Confucius dissuading Zi Lu. After hearing this, Tang Yin was flabbergasted for a long time, and could not come up with the right answer, so he had to give way. Later, when he went out to visit his friends, he met a group of slender men walking back, laughing and joking, and suddenly triggered an inspiration to write the next couplet, still using the punning technique. The surface meaning of the next couplet is that the slender men went home with smiles on their faces. But the meaning of the next couplet is that the slender men went home with smiles on their faces, while "Slender Man" harmonizes with "Qingfu", a powerful traitor of the state of Lu in the Spring and Autumn Period, to whom the saying "If Qingfu is not dead, Lu's difficulties will not be over yet" refers to. Yan Hui is the senior disciple of Confucius, known as "Fuxing Sheng", so the whole sentence implies that the power traitors in Lu ridiculed the Confucian sages. Although the joint language is written in front of the scene, but implies the historical story of the state of Lu, is a wonderful pair of difficult, skillful pair.

The moss is still quiet when the deer pass by the stream;

The birds do not know when the clouds come from the deep trees.

--Wang Erlie's interesting answer to Lao Dao

The lotus leaf is like a plate which is hard to store water;

The pomegranate blossom is like a fire which does not produce smoke.

--Taoan to the Guest

The Yellow Flower Festival receives the Yellow Flower Girl;

The White Horse Camp welcomes the White Horse Man.

The green waters of the Yellow River turn three times;

The green hills of the Purple Sea bend six times.

--Chen Lanbin, a scholar of the Qing Dynasty, traveled to Japan in the fourth year of Guangxu. The Japanese prime minister to the Central Plains Loop has nine curves called out the first line, Chen to the Japanese phase of the back garden that thirty-six turns of the red lake rockery on the second line.

Changde de mountain has virtue;

Changsha no water water no sand.

--This couplet uses the "Curtain Grid", and has to cut the names of two places, so no one has been able to correct it for a long time. The next couplet was written by a Qing dynasty scholar.

Who says that a dog can bully a tiger?

How do you know that a fish does not turn into a dragon?

--Yu Qian's clever couplet

Shooting a tiger in a short coat is really enjoyable;

Fishing a turtle with a long pole is the most forgettable.

There are no lamps in front of the temple to be illuminated by the moon;

The door of the mountain is not locked to be sealed by the clouds.

The cows get grass in the fields of Bino;

The horses know the way in the forest of Jinshan.

--In the Spring Festival of 1983, the CCTV called for a couplet to welcome the Spring Festival, the upper and lower sentences are names of people in the literary world, and the couplet is neat and proper

The frogs on the threshold are like tigers standing on the ground;

the earthworms in the ditch seem to be like dragons coiled in the ditch.

The boy in Hengmen has a sense of culture; the man in Han Yuan has a sense of honor.

--Sun Zhongyi, who was so skillful to Su Dongpo

The dewy flower reflects the shadow of Liu Sanchang,

and the osmanthus smells like Zhang Jiucheng.

--Song - Li Qingzhao's personal name pair

Red Emperor Zi, beheading the white snake on the road; (Yu Qian)

Red Child, riding a black horse in the street. (Old Neighbor)

--Yu Qian versus Old Neighbor

Yu Qian's strict father carries the sun and moon on his shoulders and walks down the street;

Yu Qian's loving mother pushes the millstone to turn the world around.

--Xie Jin wrote a couplet

No intention to Fang, and like the flowers on the branches;

Have a heart to Buddha, really heavenly immortal.

The sun and snow disappear, the eaves drop cloudless rain;

The wind blows the dust up, the ground is not the smoke of fire.

The ancient pines on the mountain, the dragon's head looking at the moon;

The purple bamboos in the garden, the phoenix's tail facing the sky.

Looking at the White Pagoda from afar, the seven layers of the four directions;

Looking at the Red Palm from close up, the five fingers are two short and three long.

The bubbling tree blossoms with white flowers, when will it bear fruit?

The curved bamboo roots explode into straight shoots, forming a forest in January.

What is it about the spring breeze that I don't recognize?

The evening tide has a date, but why is it separated from the stone dike?

The osmanthus falls in the moon, and the fragrance of the sky floats beyond the clouds;

The building watches the sun of the ocean, and the door is open to the tide of the river.

--The old monk to Song Zhiqian

Evening bath pond, surging a day of stars and buckets;

Early ascension to the pavilion, to redeem the three generations of Qiankun.

--Father and son relative

Hats and hats invoke the breeze, a fan of a thousand beard movement;

Gathering the son of the whole beauty, three comb ten thousand hair through.

--Song Ze to his sister-in-law

Hainan pepper, leaf odor flower aroma son spicy;

Hubei citrus, skin sweet, bitter flesh sour.

The shadow of an autumn swing sent over the wall is not to be expected;

The pipa is not to be embraced in the ship of farewell, but not to be inevitable.

The first seven words of this couplet are all poems, and the last three are spoken words

The crab in the fishnet is like a spider's web;

The mouse steals the cocoon of the silkworm, just like a lion's ball.

In the winter night before the lamp, Xiahou reads the biographies of Spring and Autumn;

East gate upstairs, Nanking people sing the North and West Wing.

A cluster of gardens in front of me, whose manor is it? (Tang Yin)

Two lines of text on the wall, which Han book? (Chen Baiyang)

--Ming Tang Yin and Chen Baiyang Couplet

(Once, Tang Yin and his friend Chen Baiyang went to the countryside to play, and when they arrived at the Qianzhuang Hotel, Tang made this couplet and asked Chen to answer it. The first clause of the couplet writes about the scenery in front of him, and the second clause uses the tone of questioning, saying Whose manor is this? The second clause uses a questioning tone to say, "Whose Zhuangzi is this?" Containing the meaning of the shocking Han, and "Zhuangzi" is the name of the book, a double entendre. Chen a moment no right, to the hotel, looked up to see written on the wall of the "Dukang pass skills, Taibai legacy" white characters, only to have a realization, the next couplet. The first clause of the next couplet is also about what he saw before his eyes; the second clause is also written in a questioning tone, which man wrote this! It also contains the feeling of admiration, and "Book of Han" is also the name of the book, also a double entendre, consistent with the previous couplet, silk into a coherent method. The book is also the title of the book, which is also a double entendre, consistent with the method of the above link, and is very well connected.

Black and white is difficult to distinguish, teach me how to know the north and south?

Yellow and green are not enough, borrow something from you!

The yellow flowers in the field are like golden nails in the ground;

The white tower in the city is like a jade drill drilling the sky.

--Wang Erlie to his teacher

Kong Fu Zi, Guan Fu Zi, a pair of Fu Zi;

Writing Spring and Autumn, acting Spring and Autumn, two Spring and Autumn.

One string without scales, eel long loach short eel with ears;

Three plates with shells, turtle round turtle flat crab without head.

Su Dongpo to Cao Xiucai on behalf of Zhang Leshi

One screen with three colors, wheat green, leek green, cauliflower yellow;

Hundred birds with a thousand voices, magpies, turtles, cuckoo cries.

People have seven emotions, joy, anger, sadness, love, evil desire;

Poetry stored in the six scriptures, poetry, books, rituals, music, easy spring and autumn.

Jiujiang River is full of fish, chub, white carp, red loach, brown;

Hundreds of forms, bees, butterflies and sparrow screen open.

Mountain children pick chestnuts in boxes, splitting the chestnuts into baskets;

Wild old men buy lozenges and dump them into empty cages.

--The last four characters of the above and below couplets are all like sounding words

The Great Ming Kingdom is unified in ten thousand directions, with no distinction between north and south;

The small village store has three cups and five drinks, with no east and west.

--According to legend, Ming Zhu Yuanzhang drank a few cups to a small hotel, store food has been sold out, Zhu Yuanzhang drank a few cups of whining. The owner of the store passed by, heard the last sentence, so the following sentence on the

Tai Bai riding a whale, Cai Shi river fishing night moon;

Mei Gong across the deer, Qiantang County to play the autumn wind.

--Ming Zhang Dai, when he was six years old, met Chen Jiru [No. Meigong], who traveled across an antlered deer in Qiantang. Chen pointed to the picture of Li Bai riding a whale, and Zhang answered with the following couplet

The sky is a chessboard and the stars are the seeds, who dares to play?

The earth is a lute and the road is its string.

--Xie Jin answered on behalf of his father

Thunder as a drum and electricity as a flag, the wind and clouds; (Liu Ji)

The sky as a chessboard and the stars as a child, the sun and the moon to compete for light. (Zhu Yuanzhang)

--Ming Liu Ji to Zhu Yuanzhang

Heart has three loves, strange books and steeds, good landscape;

Garden planted four things, green pine and bamboo, white orchids and plums.

Water-cooled gold cold, the fire temple construction;

South accent, the Chinese officer what things?

The seven stars of the Big Dipper, fourteen points in the sky under the water;

The lonely geese in the south building, a pair of flying in the moon with a shadow.

Sima Xiangru, Lin Xiangru, is he really Xiangru?

Changsun Wuji, Fei Wuji, can you be Wuji?

--from "Qidong Yoyu"

Wei Wuji, Changsun Wuji, I am not jealous of people who are not jealous of me;

Lin Xiangru, Sima Xiangru, they are not in reality as they are in the name of being as they are.

--Ming Yingke "Xuedao Harmonized History" contains Li Mengyang supervise the right side of the river, a lifetime with the same name. The public said: "You can get the same name with me?" Is out of the next couplet to let the student on. The first is the same name as Li Mengyang, who is the same name as Li Mengyang.

Xishuiyi West, three towers in front of the Three Pagodas Temple;

North of Beijing, Wutai Mountain on the five-story platform.

Red Candle Coiling Dragon, the dragon in the water goes by fire;

Flower Shoes Embroidered Phoenix, the phoenix in the sky comes to the earth.

--Tang Xianzu's cave clever bride

Two mirrors hanging window, a woman combing three opposite;

lone lamp hanging wall, two people make albums four bent.

This man is thin and elegant in his illness;

The woman hates him and is helpless in her thoughts.

--"Hou Mackerel Records" contains Zhang Gongsu to Su Shi

Shaoyang candidates eighty, but you are the smallest;

Confucius disciples of three thousand people, a number of back to the lead.

--Cai E. clever to the examiners

The grassy pond, the grassy fish with grass in its mouth;

The saffron village, the saffron woman with saffron on her head.

Go under the pine, the pine roe falls with the chess piece;

Fishing by the willow, the willow wire often hangs with the fishing wire.

-Su Shi and Huang Tingjian's couplet

Fan writing the rivers and mountains, there is a unification of the Qiankun in the hand;

Pillow delaying the song book, with many sages and saints and head.

--Zhu Yuanzhang saw Tao An using a book as a pillow, and came up with the next couplet. When Tao saw Zhu holding a fan in his hand, he answered with the above couplet.

Night and day, I know that Yu Gong cannot be admonished;

Time and again, I am disturbed, but I am not afraid of being annoyed by Xu Zi.

--Ming Wu Ming's "Fashionable Jokes": Yu set before the middle of the season, for Xu Heng door guests. Yu has a private, tasted out of the museum. Xu Heng always go, not met, that is, the book of the above couplet. The first is a letter from Xu Heng, which he wrote in response to a question from him.

Maitreya put down his bag, Shakya Nandu;

Guanyin lost her vase, Cold Mountain Scavenger.

The hunchbacked peach tree blossoms upside down, and the wasp looks up to pick it;

The skinny-footed lotus plant bears seeds crookedly, and the egret looks askance.

--Zhang Zhidong wrote a couplet

Willow threads and warbling shuttles weave the scenery of three springs in the south of Beijing;

Clouds and geese write on paper and transmit the nine autumn festivals in the north of Sebei.

--Zhang Zhidong's skillful response to his teacher

Yesterday he stole peaches and drilled a dog's hole, but he didn't know who it was.

It will be me who will climb the laurel and walk to the Toad Palace in the next year.

--Kuo Moruo sneaked into a neighboring temple to steal peaches when he was a child, and the teacher learned about it, so he came up with the above couplet. The schoolteacher learned of this and gave him the following couplet.

The bottle of gall blossoms is inserted diagonally with four flowers, apricot, peach, pear and plum;

The desk is hung horizontally with a scroll of paintings, pine, plum, bamboo and orchid.

Independent pontoon bridge, the silhouette does not go with the flowing water;

Sleeping alone on the wild ferry, the dream soul often comes to the hometown.

Eating watermelon in the south, facing east;

Reading the biography of Zuozhuan before and after thinking about it, turning the book to the right.

Candle to the lamp cloud: rely on you to cover the light for the facade;

Gong to the drum said: loss of your empty stomach by the fist.

The snow is accumulating to the Goddess of Mercy, and her body is returning to the South China Sea at sunrise;

The clouds are becoming the Lohan, and the wind is blowing her walk to the Western Heaven.

--Wang Erlie to the Old Monk

The boat carries the stone, the stone is heavy and the boat is light, the light carries the heavy;

The staff measures the ground, the ground is long and the staff is short, the short measures the long.

Ship loaded with paint buckets, seven buckets of oil, eight buckets of paint;

Hand-carried onion and leek handles, nine handles of onion, ten handles of leek.

The geese on the sand in the twilight sky are startled, flying low and singing high;

The fish in the waves of the early tide are attracted, swimming shallow and deep.

--Tanggao's mission to the King of North Korea

Gambling, drinking, and whoring are three things;

Qiqi family, ruling the country, and pacifying the world are one and the same.

-The Ziang student's skillful response to the school official

The sun and the moon circulate, the rabbit walks in the sky and the crow enters the earth;

The lake and the mountain reflect, the fish swims on the top of the pine and the crane perches on the wave.

The crane learns to fly, and ten thousand miles of wind and clouds start from then on; (Zhang Jiangling)

The submerged dragon rises up, and nine days of thunderstorms come in time. (Gu Dongqiao)

--Zhang Jiangling and Gu Dongqiao

The drunken man rides a donkey, and he counts the wine accounts in a bumpy way;

The boatman swings the rowing boat, and he begs for the boat money with a bow.

-Su Shi and Huang Tingjian's couplet

Snails are round, mussels are flat, turtle heads are sharp, all the plates are full of shells;

Loaches are short, eels are long, catfish's mouths are wide, no scales in a basket.

--Song Xiang wrote

Looking at the West Wing, there is Zhang Sundu, fighting Puji Temple; (Chen Yi)

reading the Red Mansion, looking at Bao Dai Hairpin, flirting with the Garden of Guanyuan. (Gentleman)

--Chen Yi coincidentally to a gentleman

Carp Zhai carp leap Dragon Gate, year after year fish;

Guanyin Pavilion Guanyin give auspicious place, year after year gospel.

Oil dipped candles, one heart inside the candle, fire in the heart;

Paper mache lanterns, many eyes on the side of the cage, no pearls in the eyes.

--Qing Dynasty - Wei Yuan's play on a certain scholar

(Wei Yuan was a thinker, historian, and writer in the Qing Dynasty. It is said that there was a scholar in his hometown of Shaoyang, Hunan province who used to copy other people's poems and pass them off as his own to show off to others. The eleven-year-old Wei Yuan uncovered this matter, the lifer was infuriated, using the rhetorical device of thimble double double off, wrote the upper couplet for Wei Yuan to answer. The phrase "fire in his heart" indicated his disgust and dissatisfaction with Wei Yuan. Wei Yuan also used the same technique to recite the next couplet to return the favor. A paper lantern is a metaphor for the fact that there is not much learning in the belly of a scholar, which can be broken at the first poke. The second part of the couplet is a metaphor for the fact that the scholar has no eyes and does not know the sky and the earth.

On the twilight, under the twilight, the twilight time crossing the twilight;

East article, west article, article on the article bridge sunshine article.

--Tang Xianzu to the Examiner

The little pig arches the little bamboo, when the little pig moves, the little bamboo moves;

The hu beak is to the pot's beak, when the hu beak is to the pot's beak, the pot's beak is to the pot's beak.

Yesterday and today, a Buddha appeared, and another Buddha appeared;

Holy Mother and Son of God, ten thousand lifetimes, and ten thousand lifetimes too.

--Jia Sidao congratulates Song Du Zong's birthday

(The old custom is that the eighth day of the fourth month is the day of bathing Buddha. Song Du Song's birthday is the ninth day of the fourth month, and his mother, Empress Dowager Xie's birthday is the eighth day of the fourth month.)

Ma Wenyuan died with the death of a horse;

Li Boyang was born, referring to Li Mu as his surname, and he was born to know it.

--(The surname [Ma and Li] in the first half of the couplet is related to the objects [Ma Ge and Li Mu] in the second half, and "death and life" are each part of "corpse and surname". The second half of the sentence is an idiom, and each of them must begin with the words "death and life" in the first half of the sentence. (The first and second lines must also each be about an ancient person.)

Spring is dying, thoughts are endless, I should be laughed at for my early Chinese hair;

There are already many words, love is not yet finished, I ask who can solve the chain of rings.

South Tongzhou, North Tongzhou, North-South Tongzhou, North-South Tongzhou;

East pawn, West pawn, East-West pawn pawn East-West.

The moon is not seen at the Lantern Festival, but a few lamps give color to the mountains and rivers;

The thunder is not heard at the hibernation, but a few drums are beaten to proclaim authority on behalf of heaven and earth.

Shuangxi Bridge, buckwheat under the bridge, the wind blowing buckwheat bridge does not move;

Seven A Ping, Ping long Ping, water full of Ping flow Ping did not flow.

Jinshui River money willow, gold thread willow through the mouth of the goldfish;

Jade railings outside the jade hairpin flowers, jade hairpin flowers inserted jade head.

Black Mee Peak, maple planted on the peak, the wind blows the maple and the peak does not move;

White Sand Road, heron perched on the side of the road, the heron is cold and the road is also cold.

Chinese food, rice, oil, salt, soy, vinegar, and tea are all essential to the gods;

Filial piety, fraternal duty, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty are all essential, and there is no money to be made for them.

The two monkeys cut down the wood in the deep mountain, how dare the little monkey to the saw?

A horse is stuck in the sludge, how can the old animal get out of the hoof?

This is a pair of mocking songs by Lu Rong and Chen Zhen in Ming Dynasty

(Lu and Chen were both born in Ming Dynasty. The first is that the first is the one that is not a part of the program, and the second is that the second is the one that is not a part of the program. Chen Zhen young prominent, but small stature, Lu Rong so the present sentence will borrow apes and monkeys to cut off the wood as material, intended to lead to the saw (harmonic sentence), mocking each other is a "small monkey"; Chen Zhen is also not willing to show weakness, borrowing the horse stuck in the mud as the subject, leading to "out of the hooves" (harmonic out of the subject), because Lu is older, so the play is older, so the play is not a good idea. Chen Zhen was also not to be outdone, using the theme of a horse caught in the mud to introduce the phrase "out of the hoof". One said that he did not dare to say the right sentence, and the other said that he did not dare to make a question, which is funny and witty, a wonderful thing and a wonderful word, a peculiar idea, flexible and apt.

The Jade Emperor's army, thunder drums and cloud flags, rain, arrows, wind and swords, and the sky as a formation;

The Dragon King's night banquet, the moon and candles and starlights, mountain dishes and sea wine, and the ground as a plate.

--Feng Chengxiu responded to the Qianlong Emperor

White hair Xiao Ran, to see other people's children husband and wife, a thousand kinds of love;

Golden exhaustion, the number of this day, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, a hundred plans to arrange.

--Wang Fu Jiu, New Year's Eve inscription

The black-bearded, iron-clawed, purple-golden dragon, riding the auspicious clouds, out of the mouth of the Bibo Cave;

The white rabbit with red ears and silver teeth, looking at the bright moon, lying in the green grass pool.

Beyond the mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, the southwest peaks and gullies are particularly beautiful;

Send the setting sun, welcome the moon, when the spring and summer grass and trees in the sky.

--Zheng Banqiao (郑板桥)

持三尺帖,见一品官,儒生妄敢称兄弟;

行千里路,读万卷书,布衣亦可傲王侯。

--Qing - a scholar handed a business card to see the Governor of Hunan and Guangdong Zhang Zhidong, Zhang suspected that it is not inferior, out of the first couplet to him, the scholar on the next couplet, Zhang read the readily received.

Wolf hair, hair tie pen, write embroidered articles spread all over the world; (Li Tiao Yuan)

Silkworm cocoon, cocoon silk, weaving silk and silk warm earth. (Teacher)

--Li Tongyuan to the teacher

Green water stirring yellow mud, red fire and black smoke, burned out of the green bricks and white tiles;

Cuihu Ling Purple Pavilion, the beams of the blue buildings, just like a floating jade palace of the Golden Palace.

Opening big mountains, building small stones, repairing arched bridges, paving roads, through the south to the north;

Cutting long bamboos, rowing short gimlets, pulling circles, hooped barrels, loaded with the east to load the west.

--Gomer to mason

Short cotton, spinning long yarn, weaving big cloth, sewing small clothes, covering the back and the front;

Bending nanzhu, breaking straight gimlets, pulling round hoops, hooping flat buckets, loading the east and loading the west.

-The scornful craftsman and the weaver

The temple of heaven and earth rings out the heaven and earth cannon, a sound in the sky, a sound in the earth, a sound that shakes the sky and the earth;

The dragon and phoenix lamps are lit in the Dragon and Phoenix Temple, with the three dragons and three phoenix lamps, the dragon and the phoenix dance together.

The sky set up a strange formula, said snow said shrapnel said frost, combined to **** into the three white powder;

Earth born medicine, the name of the ridge name even the name of the cypress, pan-fried to become rhubarb soup.

--Medicine name coincidence

Red-faced Guan, black-faced Zhang, white-faced dragon, face to protect Liu Xianzhu;

The treacherous heart of Cao, ambitious Yu, Yin heart of Dong Zhuo, heart to seize the Han river mountain.

Jiang Hundred Li, Ying Thousand Li, Qu Ten Thousand Li, the distance between them cannot be counted as a mile;

Liang Qichao, Lin Zichao, Ye Gongchao, it seems that all of them are regarded as some superhuman beings.

--Yuan Shouqian wrote a couplet with embedded names

Sighing at the old man's half a lifetime of hard work, he has collected ten thousand volumes of books, read a thousand volumes of books, and authored a hundred volumes of books;

Looking at the little grandson's successive flukes, he has been the first in the county exams, the second in the assembly exams, and the third in the palace exams.

--Yueyue wrote

Zizhu Dam, Zhu tailor, wearing a gold needle, playing gray line, short measure long size;

Baita Street, Huang blacksmith, pulling the red stove, burning black charcoal, sitting south to north to play things.

The 800-mile Dongting Lake, with its rolling waves, is the place where the great masters come from.

The twelve peaks of the Wushan Gorge, clouds and mist, this Lord's Examiner descends from the sky.

--Li Tiao Yuan to a certain official

Through the purple clouds and golden haze, double silver wings flying high, the white harrier eagle throws down the blue-eyed man;

Protecting the blue sky and green sea, Zunzun clay cannons firing, the black old crows cocking their red tails.

--Anti-U.S.A.R.K. Air Force Wishes for Victory

The East Pai Lou, the West Pai Lou, the Red Pai Lou, the Wooden Pai Lou, the East and West Pai Lou, the Red and Wooden Pai Lou, and the Horse Walking in front of the Building;

The South Pai Lou, the North Pai Lou, the County Pai Lou, and the Government Pai Lou, the North and South County Pai Lou, and the Street of Denglong.

--Changsha City, Hunan Province, street name clever pair

Xiangjiang River red tears, so that the water to add a few strands, bamboo to add a number of points, embellish the landscape of Jiangnan;

Sima Yupo, for the text of more than eight memories, more than the three precepts of the word, the precepts of the people of northern Saikou.

Four lamps, a single layer of paper, brilliant, shining all over the southeast and northwest;

One year of school, eight money, hard work, through the spring, summer and winter.

--Schoolmaster to Zheng Banqiao

Watch the river tower, watch the river flow, watch the river flow on the watch the river tower, the river tower for a thousand years, the river flow for a thousand years;

Imprinting the moon well, imprinting the moon shadow, imprinting the moon shadow in the well of the moon, the well of the moon for ten thousand years, the shadow of the moon for ten thousand years.

The four waters of the river are the first, the four hours of summer are the second, Mr. Residence Jiangxia, who is the first? Who is second?

The three Confucianism is in the front, the three talented people are in the back, the boy this Confucian, how dare I be in the front, how dare I be in the back!

--Liang Qichao to Zhang Zhidong

Please Zhuge, three visits to thatched cottage, Liang auxiliary Liu Xuande, bowing and scraping, Qi three tripods in China;

Redeeming Bailey, five sheepskin, Xi Zuo Qin Mugong, inspirational, the five hegemony of the list of the proud occupation of its divine state.

White jade hall, white-haired old man, old skin, old flesh, old bone hard, bah! You still do not roll down, humph!

In the red tent, the red-pink lady, thin legs, thin waist, thin arm soft, hey! I'll welcome you here, hehehe! There was a marriage in a previous life.

--The old man interesting to the wonderful girl

Half a day of rain, a thousand beads and ten thousand points fall on the Yangtze River and the Great Lakes, through the river's wide river's wide sea's wide, through the wide; from the dragon boat to see the six hundred Chuan, view of the sky to view the earth to view the sun and the moon, across the xu universe;

A Confucian student, seven steps and eight buckets of the chest to hide wanting to work for the grand scheme of things, in the solution to the dollar will be

A Confucian scholar with seven steps and eight buckets in his chest, he was able to win three consecutive prizes; he was able to ascend to Yingzhou and work with the eighteen bachelors to secure the state and the country and the countryside for generations.

--Fang Bao to the Qianlong Emperor

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