First, a worship of heaven and earth from now on by all the wife gas, two worship for her hard for her busy, husband and wife to worship from now on to tighten their belts, sent into the cave I kneel rubbing boards she sleeps on the bed, alas, I'm a sheep she is a wolf.
Second, the so-called unrequited love, that is, you put her / him in the heart, she / he put you outside the heart.
Third, I never write the wrong word, but I write through the word.
Fourth, sparingly, looking for the stars Baidu. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.
Fifth, the diamond is very long, a bankruptcy.
Six, work hard, as if not demanding a return; love sincerely, as if never hurt; into the dance, as if no one is looking at you from the sidelines. Such a life can surely bring you joy.
Seven, as long as the hoe dance well, that there is a wall digging not to fall?
Eight, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately, the sky is jealous of genius!
Nine, the best way to get rid of loneliness is to like loneliness; time to catch up is gold, not to catch up is running water.
Tenth, how far the thought, you give me how far to roll!
XI, each entrepreneur has its own characteristics and style, but they also have *** with the same characteristics, that is: have the right judgment, have the determination, dare to have something is a low level of happiness, nothing is a high level of happiness.
XII, if you can not wear a wedding dress for your beloved woman, please stop your hand to solve her coat buttons.
Thirteen, love is cheating to come, feelings are sleeping to come.
Fourteen, the man four flowers: first-class men outside the home flowers, second-class men outside the home to find flowers, third-class men scratching around, fourth-class men home from work.
XV, you are too bad! I'm not the one who's not good!
XVI, in the future, do not speak English in front of me, OK?
XVII, I am not a casual person.
XVIII. If a friend makes you angry, it means that you still care about his friendship.
nineteen, also because of the loneliness, have had a few relationships. Who knows the repeated defeat, easily kicked!
XX, to be successful, you need friends; to be very successful, you need enemies; to be truly successful, you need to defeat yourself.
Twenty-one, the heart is full of love, see the world of beauty are lovers.
Twenty-two, the new life of the four great joys: chat meet confidant, shopping meet netizens, cell phone single charge, lover you happy.
Twenty-three, before, take off the panties to see the butt; now, pull out the butt to see the panties. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of thongs, and you'll be able to get them to work.
Twenty-four, youth is like toilet paper, look quite a lot, with the use of not enough
Twenty-five, every dawn as the beginning of your life, every dusk as the end of your life.
Twenty-six, the four great roots of trouble: wine is wearing poison, color is scraping the bones of the steel knife, gas is a tiger, money is the root of trouble.
Twenty-seven, I drink only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I am very simple.
Twenty-eight, learning to add, pride to reduce, opportunity to multiply, laziness to remove.
Twenty-nine, not steamed buns to fight for breath line?
Thirty, with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes bird people.
Thirty-one, a mopper: kindergarten, a beautiful little MM looked at my hand sugar drooling, I said to her: I give you sugar to eat, you let me kiss her nodded yes and then she took the sugar ran from then on, I no longer believe in love
Thirty-two, the real meaning of the iron bowl is not to eat a lifetime of meals in one place, but a lifetime of meals wherever.
Thirty-three, don't say English in front of me later, OK?
Thirty-four, live, in the posture of death
Thirty-five, stand higher, urinate farther.
Thirty-seven, flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate the flowers, but belong to the cow dung.
Thirty-eight, by car on the highway, almost to the service area, the driver roared a voice: to go to the bathroom of the numb point ah, get ready in advance! Next to a buddy weakly asked sentence: how do we prepare in advance? Is now on the pants to take off it?
Thirty-nine, love a person is difficult, love two people fun, love three people play finished.
Forty, the sunrise of the East China Sea fell west mountain, worry also one day, happy also one day; in the event of things do not drill the bull's-eye, people also comfortable, the heart is also comfortable.
Forty-one, modern marriage is the product of emotion, but also the crystallization of competition.
Funny life maxims
First, you tell us a truth from the stars: handsome and high and gentle and rich and capable and knowledgeable and six-pack abs, know the law and know medicine and know history and know how to invest and know how to manage money and know the woman, in your last life, this life, this life, the next life, in your distress and need to appear at the beginning of the immediate, live in a huge mansion immovable property, not counting the number of people to keep his body like a jade for four hundred years, see countless women, but only love you a man! But only love you a man can only be outside! Star! Alien! Not on Earth! The first thing you need to do is to get out of the house and go to bed.
Second, if you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
Third, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not in a place to eat a lifetime of food, but a lifetime to where there is food.
Fourth, 1% of the world is to eat a small loss and take advantage of a big advantage, while 99% of the people are to take advantage of a small advantage to eat a big loss. Most successful people are from that 1%.
Fifth, I had dinner with a buddy, he said: his wife traveled, and finally lived like an emperor, every night you can turn over the cards! I envy and jealousy hate to ask: how many cards can be turned? He made a show of a moment, answer: washing dishes, not washing dishes, watching TV, playing games, chatting has been flipped to write a sign to sleep until.
Six, when dizzy when I finally understand what is called love.
seven, each of us should have more compassion, more love, much more than what is needed to maintain our survival, we should spread it to people, the pursuit is the light of life.
VIII. The departure of the leaf, is the tree's not retained, or the wind's pursuit?
Nine, life is short decades, do not leave yourself any regrets, want to laugh, want to laugh, want to cry, cry, the time to love, love, needless to repress themselves.
Tenth, the words of the "Age of Peace": when fantasy and reality face, it is always painful. Either you are knocked down by the pain, or you trample the pain under your feet.
XI, death teaches people everything, as the results announced after the examination, although it suddenly realized, but it is too late.
XII, a complete life should have three senses, sense of mission, sense of loss, sense of crisis.
xiii, lending me three thousand city managers, I can destroy the earth; lending me three thousand beauties, I can recreate the earth
xiv, the four great fools: love is not hanged, no disease, no disaster to take medication, the contract is signed into the invalid, look at the cell phone giggling.
fifteen, love like pi, infinite not cycle
sixteen, you say you are a genius, I said I am also talent, you are not more than I have a two.
XVII, drunkenness I do not serve anyone, I will help the wall!
xviii, I called hoeing, you can call when the afternoon?
XIX, money for me is not a problem at all, the problem is that I have no money at all.
XX, rich man, no money man difficult!
Twenty-one, know what you can do, that you are constantly growing; know what you can not do, that you are constantly maturing.
Twenty-two, today, sitting in a car worth millions of dollars, I have no intention of appreciating the scenery outside the window. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the scenery outside the window. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the world, and you'll be able to see the world. The world can be the same? I, a thousand thoughts, the brain as a car under the tires generally run without thinking about a lift of the eyes, God, the subway how to sit over the station!
Twenty-three, the more people are pleased with things, the more they love to hide, the more painful things the more they love to make a fuss.
Twenty-four, the 21st century, what is most important to me!
Twenty-five, in the millions of people, meet the people you meet; in the millions of years, the endless wilderness of time, not a step early, not a step late, just happened to catch up.
Twenty-six, stand higher, urinate farther.
XXVII, the man four silly: home from work, earn money to spend on their own, dinner point lobster, to the lady to leave a phone.
Twenty-eight, the four great hopes of men: there is a cooking at home, there is a good-looking office, there is a bitch around, there is a distant miss.
Twenty-nine, see you even my appetite is gone, but also talk about what sex desire?
Thirty, I have no regrets about life, but I have a guilty conscience, and as long as I don't die, I vow to earn RMB in the end!
Thirty-one, I died, but in the fire I stood up again, you guess it is nirvana, or corpse?
Thirty-two, a person only moment to maintain the feeling of happiness and joy, only to make themselves more love life, love life. Only happy, pleasant mood, is the source of creativity and life motivation; only constantly create their own happiness, and their own happy with the people, in order to stay away from pain and worry, in order to have a happy life.
Thirty-three, love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, always think of themselves as water, and the other side is a fish.
Thirty-four, work fascinates me. I can stare at it for hours!
Thirty-five, I'm not a square fortune teller, nagging so many you love to hear high.
Thirty-six, to mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor!
Thirty-seven, drunken me which I do not serve, I will help the wall.
Thirty-eight, love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, always think of themselves as water, and the other side is a fish.
Thirty-nine, the soft wind caresses the willow branches, bees pick flowers diligently. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
Forty, if reposting is a virtue, then I have long been a saint.
Forty-one, asked a colleague: you bought PetroChina? The colleague said: bah! The first thing you need to do is to buy the oil. Your whole family bought PetroChina, but also bought Sinopec!
Forty-two, salted fish turned over, or salted fish.
Funny life inspirational motto
First, marriage is to give the freedom to wear a piece of cotton, the activity is not convenient, but it will be very warm.
Second, from the monkey into a man need thousands of years, from the man back to the monkey only with a bottle of wine.
Third, the tough life does not need to explain.
Fourth, brothers such as hands and feet, women such as clothes, who move my hands and feet, I pick his clothes!
Fifth, the state of two people is not stable, three people are!
Six, I am a naked centipede!
Seven, love is not complicated, come and go but three words, not I love you I hate you, is to forget about it how are you sorry.
Eight, I do not know what I do now is right, those are wrong, and when I finally die of old age when I know these. So all I can do now is try to do everything right and wait to die of old age.
Nine, life is not dead, which shit without paper.
Tenth, the grandfather are from the grandson over
Eleventh, the rich people end up in the family!
XII, although the famous flower has a master, I come to loose soil!
xiii, sincerely recruiting small MM, *** with the irrigation; I irrigation of the head of the Yangtze River, Jun irrigation of the tail of the Yangtze River.
Fourteen, the woman does not matter decent, decent because the temptation is not enough; men do not matter loyal, loyal because the betrayal of the chip is too low.
XV, yesterday saw a beautiful girl, the night thought of her for a long time, and in the morning do not remember what he was like, I heard that even this is called a one-night stand. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!
XVI, nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.
seventeen, want to pollute a place there are two ways: garbage, or money!
XVIII, the four major roots of trouble: wine is a bowel-piercing poison, color is a bone-scraping steel knife, gas is a fierce tiger, money is the root of trouble.
XIX, my lowest goal: peasant women, mountain springs, a little field.
Twenty, I may be too ordinary, no personality!
Twenty-one, fire can try gold, gold can try women, women can try men.
Twenty-two, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.
Twenty-three, despite the time to make love wither, but the real love, but always keep the enthusiasm of the first love.
Twenty-four, the terrible thing about stupid people is not in their stupidity, but in their cleverness.
Twenty-five: You can earn wealth in a way you don't like; you can heal with medicine you don't believe in; but you can't get happiness from someone you don't love.
Twenty-six: Live well, for we will die a long, long time
Twenty-seven: Does it hurt to bleed?
Twenty-eight: Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your smile.
Twenty-nine, I'd rather you hold another woman and think of me than hold me and think of another woman.
Thirty, in order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to Coke bottle cap printed: please open this end; in the bottom of the bottle printed: please open the other end.
Thirty-one, they said I was a BT, and asked me to go for a CT, but it turned out that I was an ET.
Thirty-two, it must be my good looks that hurt me!
Thirty-three, the failure of others is my happiness!
Thirty-four, the sun rises in the East China Sea and falls in the West China Mountain, sadness is also a day, joy is also a day; in case of things do not drill the bull's-eye, people are also comfortable, the heart is also comfortable.
Thirty-five, youth is like toilet paper. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
Thirty-six, the world's most distant distance is not the parting of life and death, but when I stand in front of you but you do not know: I love you!
Thirty-seven, I'm like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out
Thirty-eight, handsome with a butt! In the end, it is not eaten by the pawn!
One, there is no chimpanzee in the night, I use monkeys to attract you.
Second, regret is a spirit-consuming emotion. Regret is a bigger loss than loss, a bigger mistake than mistake so don't regret it.
Third, someone saw you today, you are as charming as ever, wearing a plaid undershirt, walking slowly, a look of supreme ease, it is really cute, I really do not know how you raced rabbits back then?
Fourth, you can not overwhelm everything, but also you can be overwhelmed by everything.
Fifth, with a word to describe you, is hanging; two words to describe is very hanging; three words to describe is very hanging. Obama is your fan, Yukio Hatoyama idolizes you, and Sarkozy is only worthy of shining your shoes. You are not a person, you are simply like God, you have unlimited power, turn back to the shore; you are the sun of all growth, the desert springs, carbon in the snow.
Six, there is a saying: no man is a good thing. So, when a girl said you are a good person, you are also officially out of the ranks of men in her mind, thus losing the possibility of further development.
Seven, rich man, no money man difficult!
Eight, the fish said to the water you can not see my tears, because I am in the water. The water said I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart.
Nine, what I take the whole death of your lover.
X. I am not a casual person, I am casual up is not a person.
XI, the fall is not terrible, terrible is when a person falls very awake!
XII, the man's age by themselves to feel, the woman's age by others to feel.
XIII, the enemy into a comrade-in-arms is mostly for survival, comrades into enemies is mostly for money.
XIV, spring is here, small trees sprouted, the stock market also followed the green.
xv. What does it feel like to like someone? What does it feel like to have a crush on someone? I don't know what the WiFi password is! What does it feel like to be out of love? I can't connect to WiFi when I was able to connect to it automatically! What is the feeling of ambiguity? The signal is unstable, sometimes strong, sometimes weak! What's it like to be in a long-distance relationship? I know the password, but I can't connect to it because I'm too far away.
XVI, carnival is a group of people alone
XVII, two people do companion, three people do mess.
xviii. Men rely on conquering the world to conquer women! The woman conquers the world by conquering the man!
nineteen, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always unwilling to let go of the one!
XX, the water to clear is no fish, people to cheap is no enemy!
Twenty-one, noon in the cafeteria called two dishes. Eat the first I shocked the world there is more difficult to eat than this dish? I ate the second I cried really ah
Twenty-two, leave me do not comfort me, to know that every time the sewing, that heart will encounter the pain of puncture!
Twenty-three, it has been proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but can not withstand the plain; friendship can withstand the plain, but can not withstand the wind and rain.
Twenty-four, my favorite day: January 31st; I hate the day: December 1st.
Twenty-five, a worship of heaven and earth, from now on by all the wife gas; two worship high hall, but also to please the mother-in-law; husband and wife worship, from now on to tighten the belt; sent into the cave, I kneel on the floor, she slept in the bed; alas, I am a sheep, she is a wolf, have a wife in prison for a long time
Twenty-six, the four speakers: the morning to speak of the right spirit, the midday to speak of the righteousness of the afternoon to speak of the gas, and evening to speak of the force.
Twenty-seven, the heart of the girl, the beauty of the flawless; the heart of the child, the beauty of the innocent; the heart of the strong, the beauty of the fearless; the heart of the aspiring, the beauty of the selfless.
Twenty-eight, when you are not online, I will always look at your information to daze.
Twenty-nine, as early as I know the previous life of the five hundred times to look back, can be exchanged for this life and you meet. I should have thrown the head off, to change this life with you to meet.
Thirty, know what you can do, that you are constantly growing; know what you can not do, that you are constantly maturing.
Thirty-one, no money in the pocket, no money in the passbook, but the heart is full of money the most bitter; money in the pocket, money in the bank, but no money in the heart, which is a great blessing!
Thirty-two, maturity is not the heart of the old, but less pretending.
Thirty-three, men feel that before marriage is suitable for their own women are very few, after marriage feel that they are suitable for their own women a lot.
Thirty-four, God, my clothes are thin again!
Thirty-five, love is photographic. It needs darkness to become a photo.
Thirty-sixth, harboring talent is like being pregnant, and it takes a long time for people to see it.
Thirty-seven, my minimum struggle: farmer's wife, mountain springs, a little field.
Thirty-eight, love is music: first love is light music, hot love is rock and roll, marriage is popular music, divorce is pop music.
Thirty-nine, I deliberately study, deliberately work, deliberately live, deliberately live like a person!
Forty, if reposting is a virtue, then I have long been a saint.
Forty-one, the life of the world, which is not dead, which poop does not use paper!
Forty-two, commitment, like X your mom, often said, but it is difficult to do.
Forty-three, life is her people, death is her mascot.
Forty-four: Handsome is useless! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
Forty-six, someone saw you today, you're still as charming as ever, wearing a plaid undershirt, walking slowly, a look of supremacy, is really cute, I do not know how you raced rabbits back in the day?
Forty-seven, life is not a process of discovery, but a process of creation. You are not discovering yourself, but re-creating yourself. So don't be in a hurry to discover who you are, but be in a hurry to decide who you want to be.
Forty-eight, with wings are not necessarily angels, my mom said, that's bird people.
Forty-nine, people have a first impression of the good and bad habits, think a person is good, will love the house, think a person is not good, will be denied.
Fifty, the important thing in life is not the position, but the direction.
Fifty-one, the water is clear, there is no fish, people are cheap, there is no enemy!
Fifty-two, to succeed, we must learn to give up, only to give up the immediate interests, in order to obtain long-term benefits.
Fifty-three, Mrs. go out and follow, Mrs. order to obey, Mrs. said wrong blindly; Mrs. make-up, etc., Mrs. birthday to remember, Mrs. scolding endured, Mrs. spend money willingly.
Fifty-four, the water can carry the boat, also can cook porridge!