Please help me by telling me ancient poems, epigrams, couplets or jokes that harmonize with Chinese characters!

East doesn't care, west doesn't care, wine does;

Booming or going down, drink up.

The business of a tavern in Jiangnan in the Qing Dynasty was sluggish, so a scholar wrote this couplet for the tavern, and the business became better. "

Two

Min Zi took the white ox and passed the prince's store;

Bai Gong rode the crow's horse and drove to the Gongye field.

A certain schoolboy set the disciples of Confucius to play a pair. "Min Zi Zha" harmonizes with "Min Zi Qian", "Bai Niu" harmonizes with "[Ran] Bo Niu", "Bai Gong Riding" harmonizes with "Ran" Bo Niu. "

Three

Shanghai Xiu Cai went down, only to drop the book;

Huating people were affected by the disaster, all because of sinful retribution.

Cheng Luoshu, the governor of Shanghai in Ming Dynasty, and Nie Bao, the governor of Huating in Ming Dynasty, play against each other. The sail is late and the sail is fast;

The high tide sculls the low tide sculls, the sculls are straight and the sculls are wrenched.

Chu Yunming to a friend. "Yard straight" harmonic "Lu Zhi", Song Huang Tingjian word; "Yard trigger" harmonic "Lu Ban", the ancient craftsman

Five

Pulling nails from the stern of a boat, Confucius was born at the end of the boat;

Lightning in the clouds, Huo Guang came from Hanzhong.

Xie Jin to a certain friend. "





















The Cat Taking a cool ride under the bamboo, there is no heat at all;

Butterflies face the sun among the flowers, and there is even more wind.

"Summer" means "mouse" and "wind" means "bee."

VII

Walking with shoes on one's back and shoes on one's back is a matter of urgency;

Walking with armor on one's back and soldiers on one's back is a matter of constant loss.

Xia Yuanji, the Minister of War, and Zhou Daji, the Minister of Defense, had a playful response. To undress and take off the coronet and walk, to be a minister;

to abandon the armor and drag the soldiers and walk, to be a minister of the Xuanfu Shangshu.

Zhao Jiuling to Zhang To. Clogs for shoes, feet really no shoes;

Coconut ladle as a lamp, honor before the Commission's not bell.

Ming Hu Weiyong and Yuan Liuzhuang play a pair. "

Nine

This is the first time that I have ever seen a lake stone in the center of a river. The lake stone is set up in the center of the river, is it not a fake island;

Montaining the tiger skin on the back of the horse, it is said to be a spotted puma.

Wen Zhengming to Xu Zhenqing.

Wen Zhengming to Xu Zhenqing. "Fake island" harmonic "Jia Island", "Zhanbiao" harmonic "Banbiao"

ten

The rain hit the Confucian crown, like a wooden ladle holding oil;

The snow drifted on the monk's roof, like a hammer pounding powder.

Yu Xucai versus Lei Monk. "

Eleven

Leaves fall and branches wither. Withered, see how the bachelor fruits;

Sword chopping and axe chopping, it is the governor who also pulls out the root.

The bachelor versus the governor. "

Twelve

The lotus has fallen and the lotus is in ruins, the leaves return to the roots and become an old woman;

The grain has become ripe, the chaff is blown off the husk and made into a bride.

The dialect is the same as that of the dialect, the dialect is the same as that of the dialect.

Dialect. "

Thirteen

The history of the world's most famous woman, although there is no such thing as an old woman, has been a great success.

History of the pen, although no success can be law;

Hong En vast, can not serve the country and become avenged.

(Explanation not Shi Kefa and Hong Chengchou, why bother to add a note) "into hatred" harmonic "Chengchou", satirizing Hong Chengchou

fourteen

Wind falling finch nests, two or three children are even the arena and the ground;

Moon through the chicken house, four or five sound The golden bladder crows.

The next year is rich for the schoolteacher. "Liankuo and the ground" harmonizes with "Liankuo and the first place", and "golden bladder crowing" harmonizes with "winning the gold list."

The wind falls on the magpie's nest, and the two or three sons are in a row;

The rain pours down on the ape's den, and the lords wear a leak towards the sky.

This couplet is said to have been written by the Ming Dynasty's Xu Jie when he was taking the examination for the patriarch.

The wind fell on the magpie's nest, and the two or three sons were in a row;

The rain struck the ape's den, and the monkeys wore their dews to the sky.

This is another facet of the previous couplet, but with the "monkeys" and "lords" and the previous couplet

17

Ochershan Bay on the waves high and low, the sculling class sculling speed;

Baita Ocean in front of the wind is slow and sharp, the sails are fast and late sails.

"Sculling class, sculling speed, sail fast, sail late" harmonizes with "Lu Ban, Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Fan Chi"

Eighteen

Splitting a pomegranate, there are many sour seeds in the red door;

Biting open a ginkgo, there is a big kernel in the white garment .

"The red door" harmonizes with "hon", "Daren" harmonizes with "adults"

19

Mr. know its almost, why again into the job side;

Tai Shi is not attached to the hot, why only manage the Hanlin yeah.

The job side of the Chen style Zai play on the history of Li Xiya. The "Tashi" is "too wet" and the "Hanlin" is "sweaty."

Twenty

The lion is a fake scalp, not a real beast.

Painting the monkeys, which have no heart, is a waste of time.

The bride's play is a pair of raw members. "

Twenty-one

Chicken eggs and duck eggs in the same arena, Mr. Chicken Eggs, Mr. Duck Eggs;

Horses and donkeys together, horses and donkeys, horses and donkeys hoofs up.

The school officials are the same as those of the school officials. "

Twenty-two

Being in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, complaining that it is difficult to travel;

Birds in cages, thinking of nests, hating Guan Yu, not Zhang Fei.

Neijiang Sanyuan Pagoda couplets. "Jiang Wei"; "travel step" harmonic "Lu Bu"; "groove nest" harmonic "Jiang Wei".

Twenty-three

The pagoda has seven or eight floors, which can accommodate a large crane;

The book has twelve pages, which record the spring and autumn.

Luo Wanzao to the governor. "in the big crane" harmonic "in the Mean", "University"; "Li Zhi Spring and Autumn" harmonic "Rites of Passage, Spring and Autumn Annals "

Twenty-four

The loquat on the feast is a silent music:

The grasshopper among the grass is still the same as the untied boat.

"Loquat" means "lute"; "grasshopper" means "small boat.

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, but it's not going to rain tonight.

The sky is cold and the ground is freezing, so it's going to be frosty tomorrow.

This poem is said to have been written by Qin Guan and Su Xiaomei in their bridal chamber.

The phrase "no rain" harmonizes with "no words", and "frost" harmonizes with "a pair"

Twenty-six

Twenty-six

The phrase "no rain" harmonizes with "no words", and "frost" harmonizes with "a pair".

The red stove, the long sighs and short sighs;

The sadness of the handkerchiefs, the thousands of thoughts.

Tao Zhen to Yang Sex. "

Twenty-seven

Feet Wearing mango shoes to welcome guests, the feet have no shoes;

Holding a coconut ladle in his hand to persuade them to drink, he does not have a bell at present.

Ming Liang Guogong and Zhang Jinghua, a Taoist priest of the Iron Crown, were playing a pair of dialogues.

The "No Crawl" is harmonized with "No Manners", and "No Bell" is harmonized with "No Cup"

28

The same person is bored all night long, and the same person is in the same place.

The night of the dead is boring, and we cut the wax from the west window together;

The night of the dead is sitting alone, and we burn the quinoa from the east pavilion.

Mocking the scald-head association. I've been sitting on a cold anvil for a long time, and I'm getting better;

It's only now that I've worn through an iron inkstone that I've made my mark.

A certain student was punished by being shown to the public with a yoke, so he made this couplet to mock himself. "

Thirty

The big animal hangs, the small animal hangs;

The neighborhood game, the former Han loses, the latter Han loses.

Ming Yang Ji, Xu Ben city scene that is right. "

Thirty-one

Three days without food, no food in my chest. If you don't eat for three days, there is no shit in your chest;

If you wear a cotton jacket in June, your crotch is dripping with sweat.

Liu Ning to Zhou Ji. "

Thirty-two

Three hundred and twenty-two

The Taoist boy who decocts tea in a pot doesn't know how to cook it;

The monk who passes wine on the wall must be a bootlegger.

Chen Daofu versus Tang Yin. "

Thirty-three

Lanterns and lanterns, paper and paper, and paper and paper, and paper and paper, and paper and paper, and paper and paper.

Lanterns and caged lanterns, paper shells are only windproof;

Drums and drums, Chenpi can't be knocked down half a dozen times.

The name of the medicine is a clever pair. The iron hammer sounds, three feet of snow in the red flame;

The cotton bow rings, a thunder in the white clouds.

An examiner in the Ming Dynasty wanted to get rid of a candidate's name, so he tried the above couplet, and the candidate answered the next couplet, and his title was retained. "Iron hammer" harmonized "hit stacks to get rid of the name", "playing cotton bow" harmonized "but hope that the public want", that is, from the country's social and cultural

Thirty-five

Beggars are divided into symbols, and education is greatly practiced in the county;

You Ling Ling Bingduo, the strings and songs are all over the gum 庠.

Qing Songling a rich man is mean and stingy, to call the name, the Kangxi years to aid the example of Ghana for the county magistrate, at the same time there is a person with a good song and get elected to a province teaching position, is there is a joint. "

Thirty-six

Fuxi shaking mess Shennong grass, Bo Yi Shu Qi;

Zhong Li lost Lv Gong taping, cold mountain scavenger.

Liu Jue. "

Thirty-seven

Professor Chen has a few stems of hair and no bun;

Lu Dashen has a mustache and a beard, so there is no need to do so.

Chen Zhen to Lu Rong. "




















Spider The spiders make webs and transfer silk, and come and go on their rounds;

The pidgeons bring bells and wings, and go out on their outposts.

Yu Qian to a certain Hanlin.

Thirty-nine

Sowing grain birds singing, urging farmers to busy sowing grain;

Tipping pots birds talking, waking up the drinkers out to lift the pots.

The former "sowing grain" harmonizes with "Bugu", and "lifting pot" harmonizes with "pelican", both bird names

Forty

Forty

The first "sowing grain" harmonizes with "Bugu", and "lifting pot" harmonizes with "pelican".

Forty

Two monkeys cut off the wood in the mountain, the monkey can also saw;

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can this animal get out of the hoof.

Chen Qidong's play on Lu Wenliang. "

Forty-one

Monk. The building is high and the ladder is short, why go up, why go up;

The nun sells wine, the wine is beautiful and inexpensive, it's appropriate to sell, it's appropriate to sell.

The monk and the nun are playing a pair. "

Forty-two

Two apes broke the wood of a deep mountain.

The two apes broke the wood in the mountains, and the little monkeys dared to saw it;

A horse was stuck in the sludge, and the old beast could not get out of his hooves.

One said Lu Rong, Chen Zhen each other, one said Xie Jin, Li Tiao Yuan each other ridicule. "

Forty-three

The two boats are racing, but the yaw is not as fast as the sail.

The hundred pipes are singing, but the flute is not as clear as the xiao.

Chen Rong and Chen Zhen are saying to each other that the horse is stuck in the sludge, and the old beast can't get out of the hoof.

One says Lu Rong and the other says Xie Jin and Li Tiao Yuan are mocking each other.

Chen Qia's father and son cleverly responded. The government has been working on this for a long time, but it has not yet been able to do so.

Ming Wen Tiren for the Wucheng nationality returned to the people, Wang Ying Xiong for the Baxian people, widely evil behavior, Wu Zong Kui uphold the will of the two for the evil, people regarded as "Gomer". The Ministry of Rites official Huang Shijun, Kong Zhenyun, Chen Zizhuang for the three Dingjia, someone is the title of the above couplet. "Fear" harmonizes with "Huang", referring to Huang Shijun; "Fear" harmonizes with "Kong", referring to Kong Zhenyun; "Wugui" is "Wucheng return to the province of peace", harmonic "tortoise", refers to Wen Tiren; "Wang Ba" harmonic "Wang Ba" harmonic "Wang Ba", referring to Wang Ying Xiong for the Baxian people; "plague" harmonic "Wen", also refers to Wen Tiren.