Time: New Year's Eve at 3:00 p.m.
Location: Home
Characters: Husband and Wife
Origin: Going to my father-in-law's house for New Year's Eve
Wife: Packing up, grooming, finished.
Wife: East dead (West) I have been flicked (this word is usually pronounced in the third tone, the dialect pronunciation can not be spelled out) well, you a (sound is also pronounced as kē, the same below) to get it right to come? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Fu: defeat panic in, wait for me to die (wash) the face, shuttle (comb, generally hair third tone) head on the photo.
Wife: that you get faster (tone and hair for dǐng, the same below) a, I first go to the toilet (sì, which is standard Chinese pinyin, generally read wrong, this note).
Wife finished the toilet and came back
Wife: still (音hè，下全同) did not (音měi) get it right ah?
Husband: will (sound jiǎng) dead face, the head has not (sound měi) shuttle it.
Wife: You really (sound zhěn, slightly dragged, the following all the same) meat!
Husband: defeat anxious, time is still early (sound záo, the same below).
Wife: early? Are (sound dǒu, pronounced dóu, the same below) a few (sound zǐ) points still early?
Husband: What's the hurry? I'd like to wait for someone else to get their head shuttled off, wouldn't I?
Wife pointed to the wall clock
Wife: You yourself (spoken and issued as jiě, the same below) look at all the good save the son of (meaning time is tight), but also in that Mei! A moment outside are not (sound mē) to (sound dě) car (sound chěi).
Husband: no car on the self-walking, and not far, you rush (sound cěi) what rush?
Wife: Eiyan (yǎo)! Still think I rush, three do not know a trip out of the door to you Rimei dead.
Husband: the big bald man failed to speak two bald man, you still say I? Last time your second cousin uncle's family (jiǎ)的三孩娶老马子我们去喝死(喜)酒，你不是摸(音mǒ)曲半天啊？ A little bit smack clothes (sound shǎng) not good, a little bit and smack makeup (zhuǎng) did not put on good, a little bit of this (sound jì, and for zhèi) kind, a little bit and that (sound nè, and for nèi) kind, on the way out of the door is also set aside (sound gé) that poor fall swing, are (pronounced and for dóu) called you Mei dead off.
Wife anger
Wife: Failure to speak nonsense! If you don't want to go, forget it.
Husband is also angry
Husband: If you don't want to go, don't go.
Wife: You really do not go?
Husband: not to go and what can be done? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
Wife: I'm a board foot (jué) to you stomp (sound děng) to no old country to go, New Year's Day I asked you to talk to me by the mouth (sound zěi) pull (sound chéi) to!
Husband looks disdainful
Husband: Come on, try, I'll slap you on the ground with a slap on the head (sound zì xiē).
Wife: Come on, I'll give you a hit, you do not hit you this is a pig (sound zhǔ) over the ground.
Husband: You really don't know how to come? I'll give you three colors and you'll open a dye house, and I'll really disturb (yǒu) you with two slaps on the face if I'm on fire.
Wife: You hit me? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wife still push and shove, husband dodge. The situation is stalemate, the phone rings. Oh, Dad (bé) ah, good ...... good, on the photo, we will be there in a little while.
Fu put down the phone
Fu: your old man came to the phone to urge, forget about it, do not fight with you (zěng), let's go.
Wife: You are not not going? Just now the phone Lou head how not to speak with my father?
Husband: Your mom's most (sound zèi) recent body (sound cǐ) is not very strong, New Year's Eve, we two failed to engage in the open (sound kǎi) stomach.
Wife: Then you blame me?
Husband: How can you blame me? You see you really eat gun (音qiǎng) medicine (yué) look, I crooked (音wǎi) good to say a few words, you can not (音zhǎo)招 (音zhǎo)不能了?
Wife: What do you mean by "speak well"? You still call that a good speech?
Husband: What did I say? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Wife and anger
Wife: Yes, I'm afraid that you兑(音dèi) too much to sell.
Husband: Look, again, but also poked (sound chuó, the same below) shall not come, you see you all day and night are engaged in what? You see what you've been up to all day long? As soon as you move your rice bowl, you go out with a bunch of old men and women to play cards, and you don't even ask about your family (jiǎ) Louboutin shoes, and you don't even talk about it. I can't even poke my nose in it, but when I do, it's just a little prickly, what's that like?
Wife: You can poke? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this! I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Husband: forget about it, there are people outside the firecrackers, and then noisy your old man is going to come to the phone to urge.
Wife: that excursion son (meaning just now) called you to go you do not go, save (sound and hair for zàn) son (meaning now) to urge me.
Husband: well well well, you make trouble, failure to speak a photo?
Wife: count your sense.