Funny song "Ten Yuan Renminbi"
Sung by: Little Donkey TOMMY
Lyrics: Little Donkey TOMMY
Songwriter: Little Donkey TOMMY
Composed by: Little Donkey TOMMY
Oh, the tiger doesn't give a damn, you take me for a Holly Kitty, don't you?
Little Donkey doesn't talk, you take me for a SHOOP?
Ten Yuan Renminbi Written by Donkey-Tommy Performed by Donkey-Tommy
The sky clears up, the rain stops, and you think you can do it again
The Avenue of Humanity Why don't you go on it?
Five members of the yuan is to say that you have no strength
Take someone else's work and insist that it is your own creativity
Don't lie to yourself again that is not your strength
Maybe your own incompetence makes you so lack of self-confidence
Only steal other people's plagiarism that doesn't have any significance
The real authors are here you don't have to be so mysterious
You grew up without a cover, you grew up without love, you wear hemp rope around your waist, and you wear a pot cover on your head
And you say you are the Undefeated East of Chinese rap
You are creative in your looks, and courageous in your life
Ugliness isn't your intention, it's a temper tantrum of God
You live to waste the air, and die to waste the land
Digging up B to waste the yuan
Why would it be better for the world to have you as a hero without you? How can the world be beautiful without you
How can the LM be beautiful without you
You depend on the mountains to fall down, depend on the rivers to dry up, watch the chickens die, and watch the dogs turn over
You still want to raise the sails of Hip-Hop
You still have a whole name called Kuang Yun, and you might as well be called Mining Shaft
Your mom is called Absenteeism, your dad is called Miner
Your mom is called Absenteeism, and your dad is called Miner
What is the name of your mother? Your mother's name is Absenteeism, your father's name is Miner
You're called Dancing on the Clouds, you might as well be a street rat
What I write, you copy, you're a bit of an old fart
You're not killing me with your language, you're holding five large coins
Watching a movie of Wanderlust and being satisfied with the day's life
Drinking a little wine with nothing to drink, and then taking a canine stroll
With your sad hairstyle, walking along a country road
With your sad hairstyle, and then walking on a country road
And you said your voice was like Duke's
(This kid was at an internet cafe the other day and he was sending a video to someone
The webmaster told him that the firewall was different and he couldn't send it out
He got angry with the webmaster and said, "Which one's the firewall? Where is the firewall?
I'm going to strip it down, I'm going to look at the person
You, this old dunce with the stupid mouth, you're a good man, and you're a great man.
There's a third-grade model who thinks she's unique
and has more than one or two contraceptives on her body
She needs to be kept, not managed
She's jealous, and the springtime is always in full bloom
There's a lot of jealousy.
She dresses worse than a ghost, and when she dresses, ghosts are paralyzed
What do you think you should do about it
You say that height is your advantage, and plumpness is your hallmark
Why is it that you speak as if a child is retarded
You say that the rich are witty, and the poor are childish
Then, my money compared to yours, you're exquisite
Why do you still talk to me like this? You're still here blowing your grandma's whistle
-Her family is poor
Transportation is by walking, communication is by yelling
Heating is by shivering, law and order is by dogs
How can you say that
It's really embarrassing to show off in front of the public
You've got a duster stuck on your head, and you're wrapped up in a doggie blanket
Looking up close, it looks like you've got the same kind of money.
Looking up close, you look like a pencil sharpener, and from a distance, you look like a tin shovel
Hey What's Girl
There's something I really want to say to you, and you want to know it?
Then I'll tell you, you XX, dog XX
(You say your family is poor, you say you have a small mobile phone, you stand in the wind and rain
Left hand for right hand, you still can't get through to the right hand, rats go to your house with tears in their eyes
So you say your boyfriend is handsome, rich, and long as the front
Growing like the prostate gland, the urine is divided, hurry up and get it fixed
How do you know that you are not a good friend to your boyfriend?
What's the point of having to call for something?
And there's someone who tells me every day what real hip-hop is
Asked me if I listen to his music that disperses urine
What's the point of having to call for something like a knife, a gun, a stick, an axe, a hook and a fork, a burrito, a doughnut, a bun, a twig and a twist
You're just like a purebred Dutch fool
You've got a lot to learn about the world of hip-hop and what you've got to say to make sure that you get the most out of your time here in the world! -#￥%......-*()--~#%￥......%%...... ......-*
-What's that about
-I don't know
Shut the fuck up if you don't like what I'm saying
I'm gonna give you guys a piece of my mind if I find out what's going on here
HIP-HOP is not a cool thing, it's an attitude
It's an attitude. It's an attitude
Why do you guys keep making the same mistake over and over again
Overdoing it, or are you just not wearing any underwear
Why do you feel like you're not going out of your way
The sky above, the ground below, the air in between
What makes a song complete is when you guys are in it
I'm going to give you guys a little bit of a face lift, and I hope you guys remember what you did.
Don't think it's unfair
You're the ones who can't do it
The big carrot is on the plane, and you're pretending to be an imported Big Apple
You've always emphasized that you've got an IQ, and now I've really hurt you, haven't I?
I'm tired of writing this stuff, I've run out of oil in both pens
--TOMMY brother, at the end of the two sentences
The two sentences, the whole thing, what the hell, pull it down, just like this to end the vegetative
Always the two sentences, how vulgar ah, just like this is good, okay?
--That's fine
Special Agent Keung
Keung:
I love it when you look at me in the mirror
Every time you wonder if you're not beautiful enough
I'll clean the kitchen for you
Old Cockroach:
(Come and help)
Hey guys, guys
Lazy woman is looking at the mirror again
This time she is looking at the mirror again
This time she is looking at the mirror, but I don't know if she is beautiful enough to be in the kitchen.
Lazy woman looking in the mirror again
Lucy the chicken's ass to take care of it
The fillet to you, Special Agent Strong
Love peace and we love peace
But don't let the rats and flies take advantage of you
These two filths are infected with a contagious disease
Only our presence makes sense
Cockroach Choir:
Dare to wear a tiger suit on Jing Yang Gang
Lasso the she-wolf in the sorghum field
Knife in the left hand (fondle~), gun in the right hand (pop~)
He's the absolute idol of cockroaches
Dare to go to the palace to rummage through the royal kitchen
Can also come to your home to sweep the house
Even if the shoe boards shoot down the dichlorvos and kill you
Dead even if you die, you will still die coolly.
Mouse: I say fly today's kitchen can be a bit clean ah
Fly: you do not know, it is nicknamed the secret agent of the cockroach did
Mouse: I do not know who is in charge of the kitchen
Fly: I know, it also knows that you rats love rice, and that you are an ugly, countryside by train
Mouse: I know, it also knows that you mice love rice, and that you are ugly, countryside by train
Mouse: I do not know who is in charge of the kitchen
Mice: I know that you are in charge of the kitchen
Fly: It also knows that you are in love with rice, and it says that you are ugly, countryside by train
Rats: What did you say?
Old Cockroach:
Dare to wear a tiger skin suit on Jing Yang Gang
Even Wu Sung has to call it Big Brother Strong when he sees it
Left hand with a knife (fondle~), right hand with a gun (pop~)
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches
Knife, gun, club and stick, all are in the line
Flowering words are the best way to move the cockroaches.
Flowering words and disguises
Handsome appearance and we are the same
Feng Yun kitchen that Feng Yun kitchen
To say that on the Jing Yang Gang
that is not an exaggeration
In fact, back in the day, Wu Sung dared not go on too much wine
However, the tavern was too dirty and full of cockroaches
Forced Ji Lang can not go to the bed can only be hard to break into the Jing Yang Gang
Wu Sung, who is the most famous cockroach in China.
The tiger was too arrogant for Wu Sung to resist
Unexpectedly, a cockroach suddenly popped into the tiger's voice
Then Wu Sung used his Rudrai Palm
The tiger was lying down there and Wu Sung made his name known
In order to thank the cockroach, Wu Sung called it "Big Brother Strong"
Wu Sung: "Big Brother Strong", "Big Brother Strong, you are able to help me in my time of need"
Wu Er Song: "Big Brother Strong, you are able to help me in my time of need.
Wu Er Lang is grateful
I will give you the skin of this tiger to make clothes
And I will give you a name to remember in the future
Special Agent Xiao Qiang
Small Qiang:{Don't be}Thanks for the nice name
I am afraid that the woman will take the sole of her shoe and
slap it~I will
turn it into a pizza
and I will be able to make it into a pizza. turn into a pizza
Cockroach Choir:
Dare to wear a tiger suit on Jing Yang Gang
Lasso the she-wolf in the sorghum field
Take a knife in your left hand (fondle-), and a gun in your right hand (pop-)
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches
Dare to go to the imperial palace to rummage through the royal kitchen
Could come to your house to sweep
If the shoeboard slaps the enemy's shoes, I would be afraid that the woman would take the sole of the shoe
and slap it.
Even if the shoe plate slaps down the dichlorvos to kill
Death will also be a cool death
Dare to wear a tiger suit on Jing Yang Gang
(left hook right hook)
In the sorghum field to set up the she-wolf
(three punches, two kicks, and a flying leg to directly put you on the ground)
Left hand with a knife (fondle~), right hand with a gun (pop~)
He is the most important idol in the world, he is the most important person in the world.
He is the absolute idol of cockroaches
Dare to go to the palace to rummage through the imperial kitchen
Can also go to your home to sweep
Even if the shoe board shoots down the dichlorvos to take the life of
Death is also going to die a cool dead {don't yah}
Old cockroaches:
Dare to wear a tiger suit on the Jingyanggang
To set up the she-wolf in sorghum fields
Because there is no such thing as a mother-wolf, the cockroaches will not be able to get away.
Because there is no love partner
Small Qiang put on the baggage and started the journey to the west
To know the experience of small Qiang on the way to the west
We'll talk about it after New Year's Eve
Ten years Apply for a job
Original Song: Ten years
Original Song: Eason Chan
Lyrics:
Adaptation of Lyrics: <
Dear friend of the Human Resources Department
Please be generous
How to say it
I've been unemployed for a long time
If there were no requirements for the hierarchy
I wouldn't have been searching for so long (chatter)
Thousands of doors
There's always a good door to go through
Thousands of doors
There's always a good door to go through
I'm not going to say I've been unemployed for three years.
After working for three years
I've accumulated enough experience
I just have a new quest
Before applying for a job
I don't know you
You haven't met me
Your knowledge of me is only in the resume
The real communication is yet to come
After applying for a job
The real communication is yet to come
After applying for a job
After applying for a job
I'm not sure if I can do it. After that
We're friends who greet each other every day
Because your choice
has given you a reason to get promoted
We're bound to be good friends in the end
The song has reached its end
You understand what I'm trying to say
It's all in the hope that you won't make me cry
That's what I'm trying to say.