Playing badminton humorous statements
Playing badminton humorous statements, in real life or work study, we have come across a lot of famous quotations, quotations for the style of a kind of literature, refers to the record of a person's speech. The following is a collection of humorous badminton quotes.
Humorous badminton quotes 11, I quietly come, and quietly go, swing a racket, do not leave a living mouth
2, there is no impermeable wall, there is no but the net of the ball
3, love is to kill the ball with all the effort, and then a hundred turns to cushion the net over!
4. Ball skills are like underwear, invisible but important.
5, when the "badminton racket beat" shorts lose elastic band, only to understand what is called dependence.
6. The ball does not obey, so we "play ball".
7. The sea is wide enough for the fish to jump, and the ball is yours to play.
8, I prayed with Jesus for a solid and stable life, he thought about it and said, let's talk about the "badminton racket" ...
9, while young, can play badminton on the fight, not a few years.
10, people in the words of faith - I say play ball on the ball!
11, badminton racket pat, pat pat in the fighter, oh yeah!
12. How far is the thought, how far is the ball you play for me!
13, to be a person must be a bouncing badminton people.
14, I play my badminton, you over your Naiho Bridge.
15, although the end of the badminton game, but, killed me also do not admit defeat, you have not made the beauty plan!
16, which moment feel old? Playing badminton can no longer two days to restore physical strength.
17, the last time to play badminton or number. After 10 days, today and then play, feel the ball skills degradation is serious, which is also related to the beat line is easy to run line.
18, tonight finally mingled in the team to play badminton with others, sweat red face, feel the gas are smooth. This year must be more sports!
19, another two hours, would like to rely on playing badminton to lose weight, the results of the whole process are picking up the ball does not matter, picking up the ball can also be thin process is not important, can be thin on the line.
20, I am going to play badminton, the results were badminton playing a night.
21, I do not know who gave me the courage, I went to play badminton with the leadership.
22, wearing a down jacket to play badminton, treadmill walking, I am also convinced themselves.
23, rushed to play badminton, back to the tide slippery, so serious badminton did not play, to the first floor to play more than two hours of billiards, freezing a group of sniffles.
24, every day insist on running for half an hour, playing badminton, just lying in bed at night, want to put down the phone to sleep, and in the morning, when you hear the alarm clock, you can get up immediately, and sleep is also reduced.
25, playing badminton doubles, not afraid of God-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates who do not want to make progress.
26, live so big, only to know that I play badminton talent, I day old want to play, play the whole body meat pain.
27, yesterday after the health of playing badminton, today the left hand is trembling, I am so weak.
28, badminton and soccer double exercise under the bone sore spirit, then silently eat more pineapple honey to comfort themselves.
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1, today's weather is good, go to play badminton sports.
2, playing badminton back, how long have you not exercised.
3, summer is really coming, playing badminton and running can not be less.
4, playing badminton to give strength to the feeling of sweat after exercise is too comfortable.
5, a long time did not play badminton, finally played once, insist on insisting.
6, finished I'm going to love playing badminton can not laugh too much wrinkles.
7, last night playing badminton hit the finger actually to now only pain suffocation.
8, out to run, consume today's calories, the results of halfway was called to play badminton 15.
9, I want to play badminton, but the weather does not allow, indoor and not open, really helpless ah.
10, when I started to play badminton seriously, I know I am no longer young, no longer impetuous.
11, playing badminton in the neighborhood downstairs to play on the line park hidden dragon and dragon, the right hand has been shaking now.
12, and everyone playing badminton, is my day in the lowest point of laughter. Anyway, it is hahahahahahahahaha.
13, yesterday played less than an hour of badminton, today on the weighing of a pound thin I can too like to play badminton.
14, and colleagues from six o'clock playing badminton to eight o'clock, drinking beer and eating barbecue blowing a cold wind, slightly drunk, just good.
15, from work, with a cup of grapefruit tea playing badminton + square dance meat has not allowed me to sit motionless in the office.
16, today played outside for several hours, playing badminton , go home and continue to write, the night are sleepy eyes small circle.
17, used to play badminton, because like people like so I like to play badminton now, I just want to cure my whiplash.
18, just now playing badminton, hands are sweaty, not paying attention to play the ball when the racket flew out, laughed very happily, playing all the fun.
19, yesterday playing badminton to the back of the hand a little slippery, the beat and the ball with the fly out, but also over the net nap think up will wake up laughing.
20, after the square dance, go to play badminton, play a night will not, really is a little bit of sports cells are not, hard that boys pick up a night of the ball.
21, really old, feel this neck is not mine, hurry up and play more badminton, sleep is not good, not at night can not sleep is not able to sleep at noon.
Badminton humor 31, yesterday, a day fever of 39 degrees, today finally after the blood resurrection to play more sports, play badminton and table tennis.
2, Saturday's daily activities are playing badminton, bathing, playing cards, eating late-night snacks, but also too comfortable, I like this life.
3, live so big, only to know that I play badminton has a gift, I want to play every day, playing all the muscles sore.
4, I haven't played badminton for a long time. If I don't do sports, my body will become useless.
5, tonight finally mixed in the team to play badminton with others, sweating all over the face red, feel the gas are smooth. This year to do more exercise.
6, badminton is not very interesting? I think I like to play, I want to play badminton indoors.
7, I don't want to warm up today. I sprained my ankle while playing badminton, not very serious and not very light.
8, also two hours, was trying to lose weight by playing badminton, the result is that it does not matter if you pick up the ball throughout the journey, pick up the ball can still be thin process is not important, can be thin on the line.
9, when you sulk, you should vent your anger. Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha.
10. Yesterday, I finished playing badminton. Today, my left hand is trembling. I am very weak.
11, I run for half an hour every day. I play badminton. As soon as I lie in bed at night, I want to put down my cell phone and go to sleep.
12, I have not played badminton for many years. I have been playing badminton for almost an hour. My hands hurt and my back hurts.
13, I want to run, I want to play badminton, I want to dance, I want to learn to ride a motorcycle.
14, I went to play badminton and played shuttlecock all night.
15, wearing a down jacket to play badminton, walking on the treadmill, I also convinced myself.
16, when do you feel old? Playing badminton for two days you can never regain your strength.
17, I played badminton until my ears went numb. I haven't exercised much for a really long time.
18, I don't know who gave me the courage, I went to play badminton with the leader.
19, I really want to play badminton. It's really hard to find a few like-minded people. It's hard to play well by joining these organizations.
20, If badminton and soccer tired to the bone, comfort yourself with pineapple honey.
21, I was excited to play badminton, but slipped back to the wet ground, so I didn't play badminton seriously. Instead, I went to the first floor and played billiards for more than two hours with a group of people with cold noses.
Humorous quotes about playing badminton 41, playing badminton when the broken foot, not very serious and not very slight kind.
2, I went to play badminton with the leader.
3, playing the ball sometimes like a loaded running bomb, sometimes like an arrow off the string, sometimes like a meteor out of the sky.
4, God Reply: It depends on the person, handsome shuttlecock are handsome, ugly 'playing golf are like shoveling shit.
5, all kinds of stretching, jumping rope, playing badminton, eating calcium tablets, drinking milk, eating eggs!
6, treadmill walking, I am also convinced myself.
7, when people are most pleased, there is the greatest misfortune to visit.
8, knowledge makes people enhance talent, talent makes people create performance.
9, mm and online I choose the latter, I am not interested in mm.
10, really likeable.
11, a savage fight can not beat the opponent.
12, badminton racket beat "shorts lose elastic band, only to know what is called dependence.
13, others pay you because others like, you pay others because you are willing.
14, an old man who can talk and laugh, a sixty-year-old still accompany me to play badminton grandmother, will do a table of delicious to my grandmother.
15, play badminton, go to the bathroom to take a bath, play cards, late-night snacks this is too comfortable, such a life I love.
16, play badminton, go home and continue to write, the night are sleepy eyes small circle.
17, want to play badminton, want to dance, want to learn to ride a motorcycle!
18, I knew I was no longer young and restless.
19, and then do not exercise, the body to waste.
20, today finally full blood resurrection after more exercise, playing badminton playing pool.
21, and then a hundred turns to pad the net!
22, after 10 days, today and then play, feel the ball skills degradation is serious, which is also related to the beat line is easy to run line.
23, then silently eat more pineapple honey to comfort themselves.
24, > the courage to create a good performance; concentric hand in hand, *** win health.
25, finally played once, insist on insisting.
26, and quietly away, swing a racket, do not leave a living soul.
27, today's weather is good, go play badminton sports.
28, played for almost an hour, hand acid waist acid.
29, not afraid of God-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates who still do not think about progress.
30, there is always someone better than you; no matter how bad you play, there is always someone worse than you, love and enjoy badminton.
31, drank beer and ate barbecue blowing a cold wind, slightly drunk, just good.
32, I really haven't had so much exercise for too long.
33, to vent out, hahahahaha gas is gone, make hard tired, such as playing badminton, neither others nor themselves.
34, is that I can not understand you, but I now know your difficulties, in the future I just want to listen to you, okay? Can you call back?
35. Yesterday, after the body to play badminton, today's left hand are trembling, I'm so weak.
36, I feel like a vegetable and love to play so want to go indoor badminton ah!
37, why wear my house? Who said that the woman has no home? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Although the speed of my prison, the room home is not enough!