2, in the end you like me what, I change is not okay?
3, as long as the hoe dance well, which wall corner digging not down?
4, fast to the spectrum to me, do not give, how can I rely on ah?
5, rich behind a group of dogs, no money are difficult to walk.
6, big head, thick neck, action stupid like a pig!
7, you want to go, I do not stop you, you want to die, I help you!
8, don't ever propose to me, a proposal I will say yes.
9. The most important position in your heart is still reserved for you.
10, I also want to lighten their own, but my weight does not allow.
11, I seem to be allergic to paper, every time I do homework is difficult.
12, since I got **, the whole person is much more spiritual.
13, the people who do not want to be slaves, would like to be slaves of the yuan.
14, hit all the soy sauce in the world, let others eat vinegar.
15, without me waiting for you at home, do not forget the way home.
16, they say I look like Chow Yun-Fat, in fact, I look like Andy Lau.
17, you are like nine heavenly fairies under the mortal world, but unfortunately the face first land.
18, you this mouth and ** only with a rectum connected to the goods.
19, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone love me?
20, there are people who do masks, much better than the real thing.
21, every time the temporary clasp, Buddha always give me a foot.
22, master is not your little raccoon, play not your its fun.
23, the most painful thing in the world, sleep well by the urine woke up.
24, after my old age how to do, those square dance looks so difficult.
25, do not wash it, if not these mud, this broken car has long been broken.
26, the existence of your appearance is an insult to the cityscape city management.
27, life is more interesting than the drama, people have previews, we?
28, the marriage announcement, as long as he is good to me, even if it is a little more handsome!
29, I speak thunder, for people a little crazy, you call me thunder crazy on good.
30, although there is no boyfriend, but there are girlfriends with, but also very happy!
31, people's peach blossom luck, with the physiological cycle, are a burst of a burst.
32, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live and die, but also in bed.
33, I just looked at you more in the classroom, you let me on the podium to do the problem.
34, men are not bad, women do not love. Men are not hooligans, the development is not normal.
35, to throw you in the tiger cage, the tiger is afraid to eat you are too much for you.
36, life is like angry birds, when you fail there are always a few pigs laughing.
37, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person is in the marriage registry.
38, I've been wondering what the first person to discover that milk is drinkable did to the cow!
39, the teacher said nonsense, as chewing the hyun mai like simply can not stop.
40, teacher, there is no beauty in our class, so how can I be motivated to come to school.
41, heard the teacher said to start punishing money again, I know is his salary spent.
42, the girl is valuable, the young woman price is higher, if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown.
43, dry wood meets fire, that is called Ming Sao; wet wood meets small flame, that is sultry.
44, all the words in the world describing the stupid eyes are to show your IQ and exist.
45, in fact, I am a **, lurking in the world of normal people for many years.
46, there are only two kinds of drivers: rookies who drive slower than me and ** who drive faster than me.
47, when the lone man and woman, the girl said good cold is actually a kind of hooligan behavior.
48, even if you are a piece of shit, I do not hesitate to rub into pills, warm water to send down.
49, yesterday picked up a mouse pad, want to match a computer, we say what is missing?
50, this exam exam is very good ah, only hung two subjects, arts and science.
51, the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, facing the wind to support the curtains of the eyes hard not to blink.
52, if you are pursuing freshness, I'm sorry, you have a hard time surviving in this world.
53, parents always suspect that I am in the school object, said as if someone can match me like.
54, I allow you to enter my world, but do not allow you to walk around in my world.
55, since life is a book, then out of a few typos is not worth the fuss.
56, time to tell me, the age of unreasonableness over, to the time to pretend.
57, the sadness of life is that when you want to stick a knife in both sides, but only a knife.
58, if you wear flat shoes because waiting for the day I take you away, then now.
59, Damn, I got a complaint! The client said the mp3 file I gave him had no images!
60、Since the anonymous messaging feature, I've noticed that a ton of guys have started confessing to each other.
61, the reason why life is short, is because when you live, you forget, and when you die, you realize.
62, I still want to not understand why time to let us meet fell in love but can not be together.
63, when there is money to say, money is earned. No money when said, money is out of the province.
64, withered old trees and crows, not enough money to spend, still widowed and alone, I am ugly and no one is willing to blind.
65, God! If there is no way to make me thin! Just put my friends around me to become fat!
66, God will take away the best things around us to remind us not to get too much.
67, then you let me roll, I rolled. Now you're telling me to come back, and I'm sorry, I rolled too far.
68, they say that the characters inside the dance figure good, I tell you, if you are so jumping every day you are also thin.
69, I have a dream, is as thin as the shadow. The girl who is slightly fat is not all have this ideal?
70, every day very early to school, the surface is love of learning, but a few people know, we are here to copy homework.
71, when we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. One you look at me to eat, one I eat to you to see.
72, darling, I love not your past, not your family, I love you just now.
73, borrow a friend's car to drive, friends said to give the car refueling. When I returned the car, I applauded the car.
74, walked to the examination room all collapse, see the paper all tears. The things that I memorized are all not examined, and the things that I examined are all not.
75, when you see this problem, the heart thought of someone, then congratulations, you have liked her.
76, know why I have no girlfriend? Because others scolded the female is to say fool, but I am saying **!
77, know why you always feel so sleepy at school? Because school, is the place where dreams begin!
78, you do not go to confession never know how ugly you are, you do not go to borrow money never know how bad their character.
79, my day three provinces: crouch where I put my keys? I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this. I'm sorry, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
80, if you think I where not right, please be sure to tell me, anyway, I will not change, you do not suffocate the disease.
81, want to think of you when there is the sweet, crying when you want to think of your light body fragrance hold me so that the mind has to belong to my support.
82, if you meet me in heaven, please pretend not to recognize my appearance, because the next time also want by me to propose to you.
83, I think of you in sorrow, like in the winter to think of the sun; I think of you in happiness, like in the blazing sun to think of the shade.
84, there is a woman's long good cute and cute good dull let me want to soak her, just want to walk over, just remembered that labor is female.
85, sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art.
86, if someone scolded you no seed how to return? : You have the balls, you have a good variety of colorful species, but unfortunately it is a bastard.
87, never quarrel with your parents, because you do not win when only scolded, when you win only beaten.
88, I slowly found that the talent is a goblin some goblins eat people, but people eat everything, caught a goblin may also be able to barbecue.
89, I've been wondering why the teacher wants to invite parents, a minor is not even educated, but also want to educate adults?
90, for the school bully, open parent-teacher conferences with the New Year. For us such as the dregs of the school, open parent-teacher conferences with the same as the Qingming.
91, I do not have more words! Only one sentence to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you around, everything is you!
92, the teacher: Xiaoming what do you want to do when you grow up? Xiaoming: go to Lanxiang to learn excavator. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: dig your ancestral tomb!
93, the world's most moving words are not I love you, but you thin, the world's most hurtful words, not I hate you, but you fat.
94, I'm angry, can you not skim your mouth, look at me with innocent eyes, so I want to laugh. I am angry, okay?
95, master wife, you just from the old line! ...A long, long time later...Master and mistress, you just spare the old line!
96, love you is my lifelong decision without regret, the stars in the sky are my eyes watching you. Regardless of how the ending, I know: the most favorite in this life is you!
97, love is very strange, what all mind, and finally what can be forgiven; like Tagore said: eyes for her rain, but the heart for her umbrella.
98, as a child by the grandmother called the turtle grandson, a little bit more grown up called the rabbit, and now has been reduced to a single dog, this life is simply a history of beasts.
99, want you, is a kind of sweet sorrow, is a kind of suffering waiting, a kind of happy melancholy, is a kind of don't want to think and can't not want the fact.
100, and then never buy Xiang Peopeo! Last year, seven hundred million cups around the earth three times, this year one billion cups or three times. The cups must have gotten smaller, and the traitors, I was pitched!
101, last night to sleep, suddenly found someone in the pull my quilt, I kicked her off the bed. Now the ghost is more and more bold, with the old man grabbed the quilt.
102, forced to kiss the girl's two results: the first "snap", the second "** snap".
103, the night is deep, the bird sleeps, mosquitoes out of the activity. I want you, looking forward to you, doomed to sleeplessness tonight. Dreams are lost, the soul is involved, you stole the heart of how you do not return?