2, the father told his daughter as a child often hungry, after listening to the daughter with tears in her eyes, very sympathetic, asked: "Oh, Dad, you are because there is no food to eat to come to our home?"
3, the child asked his mother: "Why do you call Mr. Chiang 'ancestor'?" Mom said: "Because 'ancestor' is the name given to the dead." The child said: "Then to the dead grandmother should not be called 'fresh milk'?"
4, mom often told Xiaomei: "wearing a skirt, you can not swing, otherwise, will be a little boy to see the inside of the little panties Oh! One day, Xiaomei said happily to his mother: "Mom, today I and Xiaoming competition swing, I won!" Her mother said angrily, "Didn't I tell you? Don't swing while wearing a skirt!" Xiaomei proudly said: "But I'm so smart! I took off my panties so he couldn't see them!"
5, the daughter of the navel is very curious, asked the father, the father of the umbilical cord connected to the fetus and the mother's reasoning briefly, said the baby left the mother's body, the doctor to cut the umbilical cord, and tied a knot, and later became the navel. My daughter said: "Then why didn't the doctor tie a bow?
6, one day, Ming and his father went out to play, to the time of dinner, his father led him to the door of a small restaurant, Ming died not to go in, his father asked him why, Ming pointed to the sign in front of the restaurant said: "I do not want to eat piss fried rice --" the original, the sign said: "I don't want to eat the piss fried rice," he said. "Originally, the sign reads: small fried rice
7, father: Pierre, do not go to school today, last night your mother gave birth to your two little brother. Just tell the teacher. Pierre: Dad, I only said one, the other, I want to save for next week when I do not want to go to school.
8, Papa Barker sat on a park bench to rest, there is a child standing next to him for a long time, has not gone, Barker is very strange, so he asked: "Little angel, why do you always stand here?" The child said: "This bench has just been painted, I want to see what you stand up after the look."
9, a little boy, one day after school, asked his mother: "Mom, where do I really come from?" Mom felt that this question is not easy to answer, but should take this opportunity to educate the child, the seriousness of the cat and dog as an example of the process of reproduction to talk about. After listening to her son, she was confused and said, "How can this be? My table said he was from Shanxi!"
10, there is a student to the toilet always take someone else's handkerchiefs, they never buy. Once, he took the paper was seen by someone, the person said angrily: "How to always use other people's handkerchiefs? Why don't you buy your own?" He said, "Why are you so stingy? It's just a little tissue. I use it back to you just!"
11, mom: Pierre, you want to eat a piece of sweet cake? Pierre did not respond, mom asked again: Pierre, do you want to eat a piece of sweet cake? Pierre said: Yes, mom. Mom said: Why do I have to ask you twice? Pierre: Because I want to eat two pieces.
12, the year of graduation, go out to play, to the destination before, let the local students to help book a hotel. After arriving, we called to ask him which hotel, he said: Baixia Hotel. We also asked: which BAI ah? He said: it is the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple Bai.
13, Xiaomao kindergarten, one day, the teacher asked: who knows how many countries in the world ah? Xiao Mao said: I know! Teacher said: Then you say what countries. Xiao Mao said: there are two countries, is China and foreign countries!
14, the child at his aunt's home for dinner, his aunt made fish for him to eat. The boy said: this fish is really delicious, if you do not put the thorns would be better!
15, Xiaoming went to attend his grandmother's birthday banquet, to eat the birthday package, Xiaoming asked: "Why do we have to eat this kind of like the ass of the birthday package?" The people heard a big change of face. Then Ming broke open the bun, looked inside the bean paste, said: "Grandma, look! There's poop inside!" The people fainted and vomited.
A white woman had always wanted to sleep with a black man, but she never had the courage. One day, the woman was walking down the street when she met a handsome black man, so she came up to him and politely asked:
"Would you like to have a glass of wine with me?" The black man agreed to her request, and the woman led the man to her home.
"You strip me naked and tie me to the bed." The woman pleaded.
The black man complied.
"Now you can do whatever you want, darling!" The woman pleaded.
The black man heard this and happily hugged away the TV and VCR.
Do what you have to do with a clear head and a light heart.