1, I wait for you, because you are my life, the only want to wait for the person
2, if God wants to destroy a person must first make it crazy, but I'm crazy for so long why God has not destroyed me.
3. Because the wounds have been wantonly exhibited, so the pain has been lost.
4. Be gentle with people and things. Don't lose your temper, no one in the world owes you anything.
5, mom, thank you for giving me life, in today's holiday belongs to you, do children wish you a long and healthy life.
6. We walk very close. The distance to our hearts is so far away.
7, is that you let Curcuma not believe in anyone. Thank you.
8: If you can not accept the worst me, you do not deserve the best me! If you leave me at my lowest point!
9, the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.
10, you are my spring, summer, fall and winter, and I am your A, B, C, D.
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11, my indifference, you give strong.
12, like me, if suddenly gentle up then there must be a conspiracy,
13, people are always like this, get will not cherish, can not get always think is the best.
14, if you are sad, my shoulder is the most vast.
15, I think, I still think of you, no matter how much pain you have given me hurt.
classic self-talking quotes1, adolescent rebellion is not let me smoke I prefer to smoke, not let me drink I prefer to drink, not let me lose my body I prefer to lose!
2, the gentle home is the hero's mound.
3, the morning long sleep can not afford; night sleep as return!
4. I'm a Chinese, but I'm jet-lagged every day.
5, really fierce warrior, dare to face their own face without makeup.
6, I for dry food thing also by my mom dry beat.
7, don't say you figured it out and regretted it, so you came back to me. I'm telling you, I can't figure it out.
8, heard that you want to get married, my mind came up with a lot, the most important is, your sister ah, do not invite me, I have no money.
9, monkey: want to red up? Do my ass ah!
10, the most painful thing in the world, sleep well by the urine woke up.
11, the water is shallow, more than eight, everywhere is the big brother.
12, every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, from green to yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally away from me.
13, I think, as long as I have a little more modest quality, I am a perfect person.
14, I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, there is no way out.
15. How insignificant is all that I do. And yet all that I went to do is how major.
16, the pride of the bucket: when a bucket is better than a toilet, at least no one in the head of the shit and urine.
17, intermittent depression attack period, do not disturb the stranger, acquaintances do not find.
18, I am not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother two hundred and fifty-five with me very familiar.
19, Zhu Geliang did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience.
20, I'm single, I'm proud, I save the motherland set.
21, can use money to solve the problem are not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.
22, since I learned to go against the grain, I have never encountered adversity.
23, immature man's mark is to ideal sacrifice, mature man's mark can be in order to ideal lowly life.
24, I should be a person with status, I should be a strong man, I should be a character, not a bum like now.
25, I thought I was decadent, today I realized that I was scrapped early.
26, in the church to listen to the sermon when we should keep quiet, disturbing others to sleep is very rude.
27, all the people are drunk I wake up alone, the world are all turbid I only clear!
28, my pure appearance hides a cold killing intent, the scientific name of this killing intent is called sultry.
29, if it did not happen to me, then this thing can be really funny.
30, in order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to the leader's son.
31, because, your because is not necessarily someone else's so! So, let others say how to go! Set up their own spectrum frame, let others sing to go!
32, I've been really busy lately, and it's even hard to get 16 hours of sleep a day!
33, after the I counseling, how many people on the verge of suicide, have tried to kill people, are I saved.
34, I do not like to use the time to prove themselves, to explain themselves, I prefer to use the time to explain themselves, to prove themselves.
35, most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being deceived.
36, handed over the bad luck, there can still be any smooth hope; lying in bed even dare not turn over, but still touched the head.
37, I am not alone, there is a hard disk of girls with me.
38, life is like a trip, may be where the car will turn over.
39, to work hard! To your Audi my Dior.
40, I will always be a loser in front of that success.
41, behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.
42, I'm not out of temper, just not easy to lose my temper.
43, as a female loser, my only pursuit is: people are thinner than cucumbers, face thicker than the soles of shoes.
44, is not single for a long time, recently saw a sow feel clear-eyed.
45, I am a man of style, never humble women, except for the wife.
46, destined to be a fence, just pick a more ideal environment.
47, some people are as smart as the weather, change; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, change the day it can not see.
48, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, I want to love and she is not there.
49. I am not a fortune teller on the footbridge, and I can't nag you to listen to so much.
50, I often cross-examine myself, why the vulgarization of civilization has more and more strong tolerance? I often in the comfort of their own perhaps older to become tolerant, now seems to be actually in the degradation.
51, since the expected green clouds have no period, who knows gray hair can grow.
52, now you scold me, because you still do not understand me, when you later understand me, you will certainly hit me.
53, my mother said the return of the prodigal son, who gave me gold? I change.
54, my advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am handsome is not obvious.
55, I like people do not like me, I do not like people more do not like me.
56, really I used to be quite tall, but then often bathing shrunk.
57, only in the zoo, I feel like people.
58, if you can not tolerate me, that is not too narrow-minded, or my personality is too great.
59, quit smoking easy, quit you too difficult!
60, I'm not KFC, can eat all over the world, I'm not Adidas, can run all over the world.
61, if I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner inside my coffin, Gree.
62, I am a wolf from the south (Lang). This society never appreciates this kind of doing, and love the middle, four flat. So I have been walking relatively hard these many decades.
63, a man's knee has gold, I cut off the whole leg, even a piece of copper did not find.
64, my eyes are not as electric as Tony Leung, the body is not as good as Aaron Kwok, and not as handsome as Andy Lau, but I smile more than they are evil. Because I am a sultry man.
65, people can not hang on a tree, to die a few more times in the vicinity of a few trees to try.
66, skip class, is a person's carnival. Classes, is a group of people alone.
67, I love myself, love enemy more good.
68, the outside world is too much bacteria, I'm afraid that once I go out, I will be infected.
69, the heart only you a channel is the most hateful is not yet ads.
70, every woman is looking for a man, and finally found that the most manly original is himself.
71, although you sprayed cologne, but I can still vaguely smell a scum flavor.
72, single is not difficult, it is difficult to cope with those who want you to end up single by all means.
73, the ostrich's happiness is just a pile of sand.
74, after the I counseling, how many people on the verge of self-harm, have tried to kill people, are I saved.
75, once thought that you are a flower of that cliffside, and then realized that you are just a slag in the sea of people.
76, in front of the eyes of the law again handsome is useless.
77, you ask me what I want to do? I want to find a little four to destroy the life of you and the little three.
78, as a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.
79, smoke a cigarette to reduce the life of 5 seconds, laugh a little longer life of 10 seconds, so every time I smoke I have to laugh a little, for life to earn back 5 seconds.
80, spit is used to count the money, not for reasoning!
81, I do not know is I went to college or college on me.
82, and then bull b Chopin, can not play the old man's grief!
83, tripping over my people, I let him never get up. I'll let him never fall down.
1, really miss the childhood ah, when it is hot, I can also be like a man as bare bladder!
2, I like you so much, you like me a little will die.
3, you have the good sense to lie to me, how can I have the good sense not to believe you?
4, as long as the hoe dance well, that there is a corner digging not down?
5. A man can't even control his sexuality, and he still wants to control his own life.
6, I never hold a grudge, usually have a grudge on the spot I reported.
7. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, in fact, I am not even lazy to cramp.
8. If you don't remember me, I will give you a big ear. Let you always remember me.
9, true love really exists? Of course it exists, you see a lot of TV dramas.
10, a few days did not eat, see who are like pancakes.
11, if people live by eating, the rice is not called rice, called fodder.
12, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person is still disdain for me.
13, if one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was once pure.
14, life's greatest pain is not only did not see the rainbow after experiencing a super storm, the result is also a cold.
15, I am now three high: high investment, high expenditure, high risk.
16, a college education has many uses, one of which is that it can delay the arrival of your career by four years.
17, people and not smart, but also learn others bald.
18, a woman without talent is virtue, I must be too lack of virtue.
19, I can not do that kind of action, it is difficult to see wala, action so big, I brought a single cylinder.
20, hot days, I sleep also like to cover the quilt.
21, I most want to be one of your teeth, because of this, at least you do not have me when you will hurt.
22, the world is getting more and more monsters, the Tang monk is getting less and less.
23, heroes do not ask for a way out, rogues do not look at the age!
24, the difference between people and pigs is: pigs have always been pigs, while people are sometimes not people!
25, the sun is warm, the years are quiet, you do not come, how dare I grow old?
26, do not stay in love with sister. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
27, every man behind a woman, but I failed, because I have two women behind.
28, the flavor of Peopeo can go around the world 2 times, your thick skin can go around the world 3 times".
29, junior high school gym teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt on my class, she will be punished for handstand.
30, look handsome have a fart, consumption finished can use that face to swipe the card!
31, with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.
32, earning money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of technology, I have no ability, technology is very high.
33, there are always a group of invisible friends such as the dead generally lying in your friends list, occasionally fraudulent corpse, from time to time will change their epitaph.
34. There are two ways to pollute a place: with garbage, or with money!
35, you think I'm going to stand by and watch you go to your death? I'll close my eyes!
36, in fact, I'm not fat, just lazy thin.
37, spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn weakness, winter just sleep.
38, when I was a child, I was a fool, after more than twenty years of teaching, finally triumphantly cultivated into mediocrity!
39, people live really interesting, live and die.
40, I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, and I can not find a way out.
41, Beijing has a military wizard, called, Wen can put pen to paper and the world, martial arts can get on the horse to set the world; on the bed aware of the girls, under the bed to recognize the shoes.
42, what is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others gnaw bones.
43, they are sticking to the hair than the monkey are fine, I do not stick to the hair are more than monkeys.
44, they said I was BT, let me go to do CT, the result is that I am ET.
45, the hand of his son, the party knows that the son is ugly, tears, son does not go I go.
46, you let me roll, I rolled. You let me come back, sorry, roll far.
47, out of the problem first from their own body to find the reason, don't a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity.
48, fat so thick, move a little so difficult!
49, I am convinced that there will be a man who is tortured by me and came to this world.
50, the higher you fly, the smaller you look in the eyes of those who can not fly.
51, looks handsome has a butt, consumption finished can use that face to swipe the card.
52, when you are born, you do not need to sleep for a long time, and you will sleep for a long time after you die.
53, men's knees have gold, I cut all the legs down, even a piece of copper did not find.
54, if one day I become a star, I must take off to you see!
55, I will die in the future. The first thing I want to do is to get the QQ to donate it to Project Hope.
56, the world is too small, your husband is my ex-boyfriend.
57, brother wrote not the words, but the way to render emotions.
58, love does not have to house together, as long as she is happy.
59, finally know why eat Oreo lick a lick, because then no one dares and I grab.
60, I'm not inseparable from you, just will be missed devoured to the bone.
61, our goal: to the money, to the thick earn.
62, someone tender to a pinch out of water, I'm a goat to a pinch out of snot bubbles.
63, grateful for my eyes, and then small, and then squint, I can see, sunrise, sunset, flowers, flowers.
64, some people are most afraid of the three major disasters: earthquakes have shaken, typhoons have blown, film crews pass by!
65, not married before, I seem to be a free bird. And now it is a dog that has been chained!
66, I am very cognizant of their own picture, people often ask my mom for my photo, what? I'm not going to be able to do that. In fact, I now is already very good, can not see when I was a child.
67, in the road to the bull, I ran all the way!
68, only women and English sad also, only wife and work hard to find also!
69, since I became a shit, no one has stepped on my head.
70, when I'm in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night, wake them up, and I go to sleep.
71, this era is not good to mix, by the way, a mix of accidents.
72, people always have to make mistakes, otherwise the right road is overcrowded.
73, when we are young, we often make faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is considered even.
74, you say I look ugly, in fact, I'll tell you, I'm an old man with talent.
75, and then bull B Chopin, can not play the sadness of the old man!
76, please do not take my tolerance of you, as your shameless capital.
77, I allow you to enter my world, but do not allow you to walk around in my world.
78, the car rolled Luo pot, died straight (value).
79, the insanity of the madman is not terrible, terrible is the normal madman.
80, people have is the background, I have just the back.
81, my left blue dragon, right white tiger, shoulder pattern a Mickey Mouse.
82, I do not know whether I went to college or college on me.
83, lucky to be a pig unfortunate, I am an honored poor, at least I sleep like a pig.
84, life is like Song Zu De's mouth, you never know who the next unlucky will be.
85, head up 45 just to not let snot stay. Low head 45 just to wipe the nose not to let people see.
86, the Journey to the West tells us: all the background of the monsters are picked up, all the background is not a stick to death.
87, I deliberately study, deliberately work, deliberately live, deliberately live like a person!
88, from now on, I will no longer gluttony, but just love to eat.
89, the man was dumped, the money problem; women were dumped, the face of the problem, I was dumped, you fucking head problem.
90, thin can not always in the commotion, eat not fat are emboldened.
91, this year, the chance of finding true love and the chance of being struck by lightning is almost the same.
92, read more than ten years of books, think up or kindergarten is better mixed!
93, don't look at my long perverted, in fact, my old talent!
94, people and not smart, but also learn others bald!
95, my future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
96, live well, because we will die a long time!
97, you are the head of the shelling, thunder cracked the seam.
98, people can not help themselves, in addition to teeth and love.
99, I'm not the richest actor, but I want to be the most loving actor.
100, smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.
Self-moderating mood phrases: I will not warm people, I'm a terrible person
1, do light and cheerful woman, write noble love letters to themselves
2, peace of mind is happier than three things: someone to believe in you, someone to accompany you, someone to wait for you. I want to be sincere. Do not play heart.
3, do not shit in front of the fly, it will feel that you are showing off
4, I refuse all the clear favor, just to wait for you an uncertain future.
5, the original you simple and clean like Hokkaido cherry blossoms, tender like this tofu, stupid like paddy field roasted chicken
6, the heart is very quiet, but suddenly thought of you
7, surprises like the box of chocolate candies, you never know the next one, will be how sticky teeth.
8, I was thinking about others casually a signature can have a lot of flowers, and why I always rotten eggs?
9, clenched ten fingers, has been slowly loosened
10, mediocre people care about how to spend time, talented people try to use time.
11, I do not just good love him,
12, the network will be our friendship hand held together, has long been not in the faith, only to ever have such a true and true.
13, I will not warm people, I am a terrible person.
14, the last lingering, is for this time love ambush
15, happiness! Do not say, after leaving will still miss; do not say, after breaking up or friends.