Answer: brushing his false teeth
2... What door never closes?
Answer: the goal
3. There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the surface of the sea, and the sea water rises by half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea water submerge the soft ladder?
Answer: the water rises so it never floods the soft ladder.
4. Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn?
Answer: the spare tire
5. What book is impossible for you to buy in a bookstore?
Answer: secretary
6. What water never runs out?
Answer: Spit
7. Two identical brothers were drafted into the army at the same time, they were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why is that?
Answer: two of triplets
8. There were two prisoners in a jail. One night the prisoners all escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door and there was another prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the prisoner who escaped is "All".
9. What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answers
10. What do most of the rich self-employed people in today's society depend on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
11. What should be hidden and used in secret, and then given to others in secret after use?
Answer: Negative
12. A magnifying glass can magnify everything, but there is one thing it can not magnify, what is it?
Answer: Angle
13.Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mother always let his father, who can't repair clocks, do it for him?
Answer: because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
14. When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
15.What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open their eyes
16. A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, and while the truck driver is seriously injured, the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
17. In ancient times, what kind of person became a father-in-law before becoming a father?
Answer: eunuch
18. Li drinking, bumped his face, went home for fear that his wife would be blamed, went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but the next day was still Mrs. scolded, why?
Answer: Band-Aid on the mirror
19. If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
20.What kind of contest is it that the winner doesn't get a prize, but the loser does?
Answer: Drinking and rowing
21. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't pull the door open even though he tried his best.
Answer: Just push it open
22. There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times in the same place, then turns backward three times in the same place, and then turns to the right again, where does its tail face at this time?
Answer: downwards
23. Why is there a hospital that never treats people?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
24. Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats and each bought one, but why did they buy only three?
Answer: grandchildren
25. what melon can not eat?
Answer: fool
26. Why do four nines add up to 100?
Answer: 99+9/9 = 100
27. When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in?
Answer: When you go to the toilet
28. When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at the post, he clearly saw the enemy creeping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: aiming at the target
29. Every thing in the world melts when heated, but only one thing solidifies when heated, what is it?
Answer: Egg
30. In an exam, a pair of tablemates handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated, why?
Answer: Both blank papers
31.What is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same
Answer: Newspaper
32.There is a person who was born to your parents but he is not your sibling, who is he?
Answer: Himself
33. Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he dug out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bags, the horse tickets he hadn't won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. May I ask, what thing would he cover up?
34.Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
35.This letter is made of two eggs (four-character idiom)?
Answer: faithfully (the letter is an egg)
36.Both packages of wheat's noodles were stolen (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: 面面俱到(俱盗)
37. Mooing cows stopped mooing as soon as they got out of the water for a swim (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Have courage but no strategy (swim without moo)
38. A turtle, famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: real to fame (cross famous turtle)
39.On the public **** car, two people are talking enthusiastically, but onlookers can't hear a word, what is this because?
Answer: It's a pair of deaf-mutes
40.Mrs. Kim has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly become a stammerer?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammers when she eats sugarcane
41. What is the medicine that you can't get at the drugstore when you want it?
Answer: Regret Pill
42. Someone often jumps from a height of ten meters without any safety device, why?
Answer: high diving
43. What kind of rain can drench a person to death?
Answer: gunfire
44. Why do people like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
45.How are the words spoken by two women similar to those of a thousand ducks?
Answer: nonsense
46. After going to the toilet, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand?
Answer: It's better to use toilet paper...
47. What's the most important thing to do when you take the Joint Entrance Examination (JEE), besides the pass?
Answer: Remember to get up
48. What does a man plus a woman become?
Answer: two people
49. BoBoBo man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, BoDad patted him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan.
Answer:Keep feeding him a dollar
50.Which number is the most hardworking? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: One don't do it, two don't do it
51.A bear without a tail is a tail bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a cock?
Answer: female bear
52. What kind of cloth cuts constantly?
Answer: waterfall
53.September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
54. Wolf (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (sheep escape)
55. What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?
Answer: one more person
56. There are carp (four-character idiom) under these two pieces of ice?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
57. Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it is frozen tofu
58. An ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is it possible?
Answer: Crawling on the map
59. A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
60.There is a place where you can go in but not out.
Answer: The grave
61. The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken was faster than the goose, but why did it get to the finish line?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
62. The bell rang, but none of the students in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's a physical education class
63.Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a cab
64.What kind of person's work is busy all day long?
Answer: ballerina
65. Ling Ling never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her math is one of the best, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
66. What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: put the other foot
67.What is the one thing that people can never get enough of even though they keep eating it.
Answer: air
68. what can you use to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
69. What is the one thing that everyone must not forget before going to bed?
Answer: Close your eyes
70.Some people say that eating fish can prevent you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes
71.Which animal did you hit but shed your own blood?
Answer: mosquito
72. What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
73.Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class, why did he drop to the third this time?
Answer: Because two people scored more points than him
74. What kind of mountains and seas can be moved
Answer: mountains of people
75. What kind of book do normal people not read
Answer: blind books
76. What doesn't have a tongue in its mouth
Answer: the spout of a tea kettle
77. 77. What kind of official can't give orders and has to smile at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlang official
78. Why did a policeman run away when he saw a thief?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
79. Xiao Tianmian eats chewing gum every day, but people still say his breath stinks, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
80.Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: Because he jumps standing on the tree.
81.Xiao Ming's eyes are y nearsighted, but they are still blurred even though he wears glasses, why?
Answer: Because he wears eyes without lenses
82.Dale rides on a big bull, why doesn't the bull eat grass?
Answer: Because the big bull is human
83. What is the best way to keep from getting carsick?
Answer: Walking
84. Is it possible that Xiao Ming, who is only 4 years old, is already a "father"?
Answer: Playing house
85. The old king wiped the table, wiped half a day, but still feel dirty, why?
Answer: Because Wang's glasses are dirty
86. "Innate" is the physique inherited from parents, what is "acquired"?
Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow
87. What is something that people don't like to eat?
Answer: Losses, of course
88. Why do swallows fly south for the winter?
Answer: Because it is too slow
89. Which organ is the thief most afraid of?
Answer: public security organs
90.What is the most preferred method of death for prisoners?
Answer: die of old age
91. 8 birds stood on a tree, one was shot and killed, how many birds were left?
Answer: One dead bird
92. What are the most people coming and going on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: pedestrians
93. Who is the male barber's least favorite person?
Answer: bald men
94.The polar bear is a carnivore, why doesn't it eat penguins?
Answer: Can't eat
95. What's in a lover's eye?
Answer: eye poop
96. What is the best way to find a missing peg immediately?
Answer: barefoot
97. Old James has a dog and never bathes the dog, so why doesn't the dog get fleas?
Answer: Because not the dog will only have puppies...
98. scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. A plays cloth and B plays rock, why does B win?
Answer: Because B punched A in the face
99. How can you get both?
Answer: Raise a bear that only catches fish
100.A was swimming in the pool, why did the water suddenly become deeper as he swam?
Answer: Someone was peeing
101.Old man A went to the hospital for a checkup, only to be told by the doctor that he should look away.
Answer: bean corns
102. What is the one thing that a guy must do before going to bed with a girl on Valentine's Day night?
Answer: Close your eyes
103. What is the best way to buy an egg so that you don't get one that has already hatched chicks inside?
Answer: Buy duck eggs
104. On the final exam, A couldn't write a single question, but suddenly her eyes lit up and she started to write! Why?
Answer: She was writing her class, seat number, and name
105.Newton discovered gravity when he was hit by an apple under an apple tree; what would you discover if you sat under a coconut tree and waited to be hit by a coconut?
Answer: Would find this behavior stupid
106.Why can't you save money even though you have more than enough every year?
Answer: Because you get fired every year...
107.What country was Jesus from?
Answer: The Kingdom of Heaven
108.Wen accidentally swallowed a ten-dollar coin, what should he do?
Answer: Ask for another one
109. One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, two people can do it. What is the secret?
Answer: Whispering
110. It doesn't matter if one person does it, two people do it, but it doesn't matter if three or more people do it. What is it?
Answer: farting
111.Why is Apricot fine when she jumps from the 52nd floor?
Answer: because it was a little bird
112.Why would someone jump higher than the Paris Tower?
Answer: because the Paris Tower doesn't jump.
113.Why can't the cupola shoot the stars?
Answer: Because stars flash...
114.What is your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle's relationship to you?
Answer: Relatives
115. How long does it take to go from elementary school to college?
Answer: Less than 3 seconds.
Answer: Less than 3 seconds. If you don't believe me, read it again: Primary school to university
116.
Answer: Bullet (Bule)
117. A man dressed in gold (Guess the 4-word idiom)?
Answer: A man of honor (a man of gold)
118.A dog stopped barking after crossing a wooden bridge (Guess the 4-word idiom)?
Answer: "I can't forget it" (过目不忘)
119. A cell phone can't be dropped into the toilet and get wet (4-word idiom)?
Answer: You can't miss a chance (机不湿)
120. What is the magic soap made of pig's liver and bear's gall bladder (Guess the 4-word idiom)?
Answer: Liver and Gallbladder (Liver and Gallbladder Soap)
121.3 Walking down the road, it turned over once, then again (Guess the 4-word idiom)?
Answer: 3 tumbled twice
122. a woman who has been divorced many times (4-word idiom)?
Answer: 前功尽弃(前公尽棄)
123. Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?
Answer: in the soil
124.Where does the world's largest rooster come from?
Answer: In the egg
125.What might Zheng Chenggong's mother have been called?
Answer: Zheng Failure (Failure is the mother of success)
126.What should you do when raw rice is cooked?
Answer: Let's eat
127. What is it not illegal to steal?
Answer: snickering
128.A man is starving and there are cans of chicken, fish and pork in the refrigerator, what does he open first?
Answer: Open the refrigerator first
129.What is the one thing that every couple has in ****?
Answer: Married on the same day in the same year
130.Public **** Toilet (Guess the capital city of a foreign country)
Answer: London (squatting on wheels)
131.Which European country doesn't do wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (sell alone)
132.A-Di actually succeeded in hanging himself successfully with a noodle thread, why?
Answer: Fell to his death
133.What can't be seen but can be touched, in case it can't be touched it will scare people?
Answer: pulse
134.What book can't be bought?
Answer: suicide note
135. What can you never catch with your right hand?
Answer: Right hand
136.What is the same between 'laughing' and 'crying'?
Answer: Both are 10 drawings
137. This thing looks like a lamp on the left, and it looks like a lamp on the right, and it's no different from a lamp. But it just won't light up, what is it?
Answer: A broken lamp
138.How can a tiger tied by a 10-meter rope eat grass 20 meters away?
Answer: tigers don't eat grass