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(Everyone is using binoculars to look at the comet that crashed into the Earth.)
Lao Liu: Don't light up, be careful to expose the target !
Dongbao: It's not a bomber, it's not a bomber, it's not a bomber, it's not a bomber, it's not a bomber.
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Dongbao: Our father is clean and honest
Yonggang: If you go empty-handed, he will beat you out
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Dongbao to Goling: It seems that two-thirds of the men in China are waiting to marry you. of the men in China are waiting to marry you! Don't worry! You can walk down the street as late as you want! Goring, listen to my advice, you really can't think too highly of yourself!
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Small nanny Mi Jihong:
Li moncler !!!! (and then cried and pounced on)
I heard that life in the city is good, I came here, the chicken nest can not be locked up the golden phoenix, the cell can not be locked up a free man!
Young people make mistakes, God will forgive
I'm alone in the world, I'm out of food, I gritted my teeth and used my last dime to go to the bathroom to pick up this guide to the world
You guys don't care about me, let me fall into the clutches of whoever I am, and jump into the pit of fire of the love of whoever I am!
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Goring: Dongbao, have you thought about that Robert march yet?
Dongbao: What Robert?
Go Ling: is the special practice of radish ah
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Li Dongbao: hit in the fetus at any time may be aborted, when the mother of a mouthful of cigarettes can be
We deformed. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world. If we make it past 10 months, we'll be born, but if we're not careful, we'll get our heads caught in the forceps.
They all
have survived, but polio, whooping cough, scarlet fever, and cerebral hemorrhagic fever are still waiting
for us. The baby choked on its milk when it cried, fell when it walked, burned when it touched the water, and burned when it touched the fire.
Anything can knock us half to death. If we cover too much, we won't grow, and if we cover too little, we'll be left with legs in a circle.
This is the first time we've been able to go out and walk. Finally, I was able to go out and walk down the street, and there was hail in the sky and
automobiles on the ground. The streets and alleys, is a black place to hide a bad guy, catching up with who are nine deaths
lifetime, get good is also a disability.
Zhao Yonggang: These are all open guns, and those dark arrows which. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world,
These are the most popular ones. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need.
Loyalty, people say you stupid; shrewd, people say you treacherous.
It's a good thing that you're not a big fan of the way the world works, because it's a good thing that you're not a big fan of the way the world works. You're a son of a bitch if you have money, and you're a pauper if you don't.
Walking in the front of the boredom stick, walking in the back of the whole without a share.
It's not a matter of living, it's a matter of practicing a lifetime of lightness.
Li: All the same, all the same, is a person will be full of vicissitudes.
(Classic which~~)
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Dongbao: you say I stick a mole, a few days not paste son, like in the rumbling fire of the war era born in the set of children?
Go Ling: No, you look like those malnourished people born during the three years of natural disasters
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There is an episode about a writer who is afraid of her: I have a million soldiers in my chest, and I can swallow ten thousand miles of air like a tiger, and I'm just not good enough to compete with her.
Lastly, his wife was persuaded by the old Chen, said, to say or this old comrade: old ......
Yu Deli took this sentence: old treacherous and cunning?
There is also an episode is about weight loss, Liang Guanhua said: remember when that was fat meat can eat ......
Li Dongbao said: again in the memories of your sinful years?
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And <flying stars> in the end of the Dongbao to Ge Ling's line I still remember: "together but where there is a ray of hope, I'm not in the game"
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The infringement storm:
Li Dongbao: you say like we are so modest people, how can he not progress? How can he make little progress!
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The refrigerator salesman said:
Our refrigerator is multi-functional, in addition to serving as a refrigerator, put money on it is a money chest, put clothes on it is a coat closet
Then the refrigerator is always humming, and the refrigerator salesman said that the compressor is designed by Japan especially for the American
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The episode where the refrigerator is sold in poor quality:
Niu Da Sister slaps the money in front of Mo Huai Yuan and says: "Ever since the revolution I never thought of earning the people's money!"
Flying Stars:
Ge You to Ge Ling: "It's just a pain in the ass for a man of letters to do frivolous things and still have to make a name for himself!"
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Li Dongbao: and with you are light eavesdropping on the enemy's radio, you do not read the people's newspaper. Take a look, just this morning to dispel the rumor .....
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Li Dongbao: My old classmate is a character, others are where the prosperity to run, he is where the desolate run where to tie. The whole of China no one place to go all over the Beijing Wangfujing where he did not know
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A bearded liar posing as a director, we asked him what he had directed, he said: "The East is Red."
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Gerling: this is the people's police station, not Hatoyama's gendarmerie
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Dongbao: Mi
(not awake)
Dongbao.
(not awake)
Dongbao: Mi Grandma
Mi Jihong (yawn): Little Li Zi, help me up
Dongbao: I've got it all for you, just waiting for you to make a decision
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(Comet coming to earth)
Dongbao: Can you find me a comet? p>Dongbao: can you get some qigong masters to send out their gong to push it farther away.
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The Flying Star:
Xia Yuzhao: Let's find a few qigong masters and work together to push the star farther away from the Earth. I estimate that if that is the case, we are here at most two months of wind and three months of rain, half a year of darkness and half a year of daytime, that is also better than the crash of the guys flying all over the sky ah.
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In the episode "Fake Ho Ho", Mr. Yu Deli said to the fake Ho Ho, "Who is this?
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The comet episode, I forget who said, "The comet hasn't even hit the earth yet, and we're all fucked."
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The flying stars:
At night, Lao Liu ate as much as he could, and Dongbao said, "Lao Liu, take it easy, it's for the public.
Dongbao and Gao Ling drink a cup of wine, while drinking Dongbao said Ling Ling, crepe.
Go Ling asked Dong Bao like her which, Dong Bao said everything from the simple can not, Go Ling said no, I which is not as good as others ah, not into the simple dress.
Hearing that the comet is going to hit the earth, Yu Deli comforted Lao Liu, said Dongbao and Goling must die, Niu Sister injury, Lao Liu we live, Dongbao said why I die with Goling ah, I said Lao Liu and Yu Deli death, Niu Sister injury, I and Goling after the disaster. The cow big sister at this time angry said you lack of morality, or I have no good results.
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In addition to the compressor, like the door inside, outside the paint, are domestic, we can not let my 1% of foreign consumption of Wei repeatedly bad 99% of the Chinese soup it.
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Episode 3 Dongbao and Goling go to save a reader. In the hallway, a few old ladies shine a flashlight in Dongbao's face: "What are you doing?" Dongbao: "We're on our own." One of the old ladies waved her hand: "Get out!" Dongbao: "It's really a bit of Gai Shi Taibao~~``"
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Several lines in the bad refrigerator, the boss of the bad refrigerator factory just carried the refrigerator into the editorial office, Goling: hey~hey~didn't you guys go to the wrong place. The wrong place. Yu Deli: If you came to return the stolen goods, the prosecutor's office is next door.
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Dongbao: Hey you say, Qianqiao in addition to being able to write a few lines of poetry, dare to go on the wild side, look like a human being, appearance than I am aware of the point, the eyes are more than my showy point, the hair is more than me, the color of the air than my better, which point is better than me?
Yu Deli: 。。。。。
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Dongbao: I think there is a qualitative difference between us! I'm still a person even if I'm resourceful
Small Red: What? I'm not a person?
Dongbao:... Not really...
Xiaohong: You can go now
Dongbao: You're a spirit! Human essence! A human spirit that puts life and death at risk!
Xiaohong: I don't like comedy~
Dongbao: I know? From the moment you combed your hair, I sensed that you had a teenage look in your eyes~ When you looked into the mirror and examined that dignified majesty with a cold eye, it was completely different from the kind of head-scratching that girls your age show in the mirror, you were just... Casually brushed your hair. If after a slight 。。。。。 I'm honestly not good at praising people. So I can only paint the beautiful things that are presented to me in a white... Not to mention the fact that it is well known that the most skillful painter is only scratching the surface of the beauty created by nature itself. Standing in the presence of a girl like you, I often feel infinitely disappointed and discouraged. Fortunately, the girls who can give me this feeling are only a rarity among women... Live another day! Live another day! Purely to make me feel like a tragic figure. Otherwise I won't be able to get out the door and see all those shallow, vulgar women all over the streets.
Small red: I live one more day is so important to you, are you telling the truth?
Dongbao: Yes! .... What do you think is the point of me stopping you for a day? You're talking about a dying man... To put it differently, you can drown in a basin, I'm just trying to learn something back from you.
Small red: you do not think that I am a few words can change the original intention of the person, I am waiting for the night will come 。。。。 , tomorrow. I must let the moon take my heart.
Dongbao: So what if it's cloudy tonight and there's no moon?
Xiaohong: It's just not waiting for daytime!
Dongbao: Good! The most fascinating way to dress up. The two of us go shopping, can charm how many is counted! We'll have a last supper together at night.
Xiaohong: I definitely don't drink.
Dongbao: I'll drink it then
Xiaohong: I'm a bit convinced by your female colleague's comments about you now
Dongbao: You don't have to listen to her! She's always after me! I don't want to~ She goes around slandering me, saying grapes are sour if you can't eat them!
Small Red: Is that so?
Dongbao: ..... Right?
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I slap you old liar!!!!
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The episode where Pu Cunxin guest stars as a poet
Go Ling:I just love the roughness, the stiffness!