Both are good
1. Which animal is considered a master?
2. Which animal is most likely to be stuck on the wall?
3 , What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?
4. Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, so use an idiom.
5. How many brothers does Aladdin have?
6. A key fell into the shithole. Make a list of the characters in Jin Yong’s novels.
7. Why don’t satellites hit stars?
Answer:
1. Pig (abacus) arithmetic master
2. Sea (paper) leopard
3. Dead fat man
4. The truth is revealed
5. Three (Alaka, Ala, B, Ala B)
6. Huang Yaoshi (Key)
7. Because stars can shine
—Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why is this?
—Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming race?
—How long does it take to study at Peking University?
—Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him?
—What color are babies’ teeth most likely to be?
Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher
Answer: A frog commits a breaststroke foul
Answer: One note is enough
Answer: Repair Xiao Ming
Answer: Babies have no teeth
—Our culture has a long history, with poetry in the Tang Dynasty and poetry in the Song Dynasty As for lyrics, there were songs in the Yuan Dynasty and novels in the Ming Dynasty. So what do we have now?
—Who is the person who both understands nature and can transform it at will?
—Scorpions and crabs play guessing games. Why can’t they decide the winner after two days of guessing?
—Bangkok city is in the rainy season. One day at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, it rained heavily.
Question: Will the sun shine locally in 72 hours?
——When can people best see their own shortcomings
Answer: Reference books
Answer: Painters
Answer: They only Will scissors appear
Answer: The sun will not appear after 72 hours or at 12 midnight
Answer: When you see it on others
Brain teaser
p>Question: Where do people have to pay to speak?
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i Answer: In the phone booth
Question: What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
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i Answer: Open your eyes
Question: There is a snail that only takes 1 minute to climb from Xinjiang to Hainan. Why?
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i Answer: It's on the map Crawling
Question: What animal did you kill, but it bled you?
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i Answer: Mosquito
p>Question: A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?
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i Answer: The truck driver was Not driving
Question: What is the ceremony that a foreign priest cannot perform anyway?
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i Answer: My own funeral
Question: There was a bottle of wine. Xiao Wang tried his best to remove the bottle cap, but he still drank the wine without breaking the bottle or drilling a hole. Why?
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i Answer: He put the cork The stopper was pressed into the bottle
Question: In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father?
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i Answer: Eunuch
p>Question: What is it that God doesn’t know, but you don’t know, the earth knows, and I know?
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i Answer: There is a shoe Cave
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Question: After an old lady got on the bus, why did no one in the bus give up her seat?
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i Answer: The car is already There are many empty seats
Question: Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?
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i Answer: The brush is Dentures
Question: Why do wild geese fly south in autumn?
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i Answer: It’s too slow to walk over
Question: Xiao Wang’s feet never touch the ground when he walks. Why is that?
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i Answer: There are shoes
Question: In today's society, what do most self-employed people who make a fortune rely on for a living?
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i Answer: Mouth
Question: There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th?
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i Answer: Shen Ruijiang Bottom
Question: The beautiful princess stopped hanging the mosquito net after she got married. Why?
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i Answer: Because there are frogs Prince
Question: What has five heads, but people don’t think it’s weird?
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i Answer: Hands and feet
Question: Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold?
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i Answer: Will be stolen Walk
Question: What kind of car is difficult to move?
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i Answer: Windmill
Question: Xiao Ming knows that he already knows the answers to the exam, but why does he keep looking at his classmates’ test papers during the exam?
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i Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher
The vixen is the best at Confusing men, then what kind of "essence" fascinates men and women together? [Answer] Alcohol
Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? [Answer] Chicken lays an egg
If the world is going to end tomorrow, why do people want to commit suicide today? [Answer] Go to heaven and get a place
The farmer raised 10 cows, why did he only have 19 horns? [Answer] Because one is a rhinoceros
When Fat Girl is sick, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? [Answer] Take care
Question: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose
Answer: jasmine
Reason: a good one Beautiful (powerless) jasmine.
Question: What thread do orangutans hate the most?
Answer: Parallel lines.
Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)
Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?
Answer: Eraser
Reason: Eraser (bad eraser)
Question: What are you afraid of with cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
Question: What is the last name of Pencil?
Answer: Xiao
Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
Question: What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: Ice cream.
Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).
Question: Which historical figure is the most ungrateful?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).
Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1. Lazy; 2. Hardworking.
Reason: One (1) does not do it and two (2) does not stop.
Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: silence.
Question: Who is the fastest runner in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived
Question: Who is Mitama
Answer: Flower
Reason: Peanut
Question: What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?
Answer: Equal to Little White Rabbit
Reason: Little White TWO
Question: Which number from 30 to 50 is worse than a bear’s poop!
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than argument
Question: What should I do if a pig escapes from the pigsty?
Answer: Wang Leehom
Reason: coaxing inward
Question: What should I do if I come out again?
Answer: Han Hong
Reason: Still coaxing
Funny brain teasers----------------- --What is the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog?
Answer: A new dog will still be excited to see you a year later
Funny brain teaser- ------------------Bob's man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan. Bob's father turned him upside down and patted him, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bob's father do at this time? ?
Answer: Keep feeding him one dollar
Funny brain teaser------------------Which number is the hardest working? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: If you don’t do it, you won’t stop.
Funny brain teaser -------------------A bear without a tail is a tail Bear, what is a bear without a cock?
Answer: She-bear
Funny brain teaser------------------What is the smallest island in the world? ?
Answer: Safety Island
Funny brain teasers------------------Why does the cloth keep cutting?
Answer: Waterfall
Funny brain teaser------------------September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so October What day is the 28th?
Answer: Confucius Full Moon
Funny brain teasers -------------------The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Star Tao (Sheep Escape)
Funny brain teaser------------------Chiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) If What would the world be like if we were still alive?
Answer: One more person...
Funny brain teaser -------------------Under these two pieces of ice There are carps (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Polite (there are carps in Bingbing
Funny brain teasers--------------- ----Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu
Funny brain teasers--------------- ----An ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is it possible?
Answer: Crawling on the map
Funny brain teasers---------- ---------A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why was Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he was not on the bus
Funny? Brain Teasers------------------There is a place that can be entered or exited. What is this place?
Answer: Grave
Funny brain teasers------------------Chicken and goose run a 100-meter race. The chicken runs faster than the goose, but why does it arrive at the finish line later?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
Funny brain teasers -------------------A rubber ball and an iron ball dropped from a tall building If it falls, who will hit the ground first?
Answer: Iron ball
Funny brain teaser--------
----------The school bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What's going on?
Answer: I am in physical education class
Funny brain teaser------------------Why can Xiao Ming use one hand? Stop the car?
Answer: The car is a taxi
Funny brain teaser------------------Who is busy at work all day long? Getting around?
Answer: Ballet Dancer
Funny brain teaser ------------------- Lingling never learned arithmetic, but the teacher praised her She is one of the best in math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
Funny brain teasers---------------- ---When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what did he do next?
Answer: Step with the other foot
Funny brain teasers------- ----------What is it? People keep eating it, but they can never get enough.
Answer: Air
Funny brain teaser------------------How to make eyebrows grow under the eyes ?
Answer: Handstand
Funny brain teasers -------------------Everyone will never forget it before going to bed What's the matter?
Answer: Close your eyes
Funny brain teasers -------------------Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia. Eyes, why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eyes?
Funny brain teasers------------------There is an old man, He lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
Funny brain teaser -------------------Which animal do you fight? But it shed its own blood?
Answer: Mosquito
Funny brain teaser------------------What can be added or subtracted?
Answer: Age
Funny brain teasers ------------------- Xiaoyang has always been the first in the class in homework , why did it drop to third this time?
Answer: Because two people scored more than him
Funny brain teaser------------------What kind of mountain And the sea can move
Answer: A sea of ??people
Funny brain teasers -------------------A book that normal people don’t read What book is it?
Answer: Blind Book
What has no tongue in its mouth
Answer: Teapot spout
Funny brain teasers---- ---------------What kind of official can't give orders but still has to laugh at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlangguan
Funny brain teaser -------------------A policeman jumped out when he saw a thief Run, why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly
Funny brain teasers------------------Xiao Ming eats chewing gum every day. But others still say he has bad breath, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
Funny brain teasers------------------Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped
What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?
Little White Rabbit (TWO)
What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Ice unicorn
What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, and paper is afraid of nothing.
p>I am a bean and I feel discouraged when I fall down. What can help me stand up again?
Pigs encourage beans
You have to really use your brain for brain teasers. : Four-character idiom one
Without thinking
What letter is an animal? Note: Refers to pronunciation
b=bee(bee) )
Why does the cat make no sound when walking?
Not wearing high heels
Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?
Afraid of biting your own hand
When will the clock in Times Square strike 13?
When it’s time to repair
Idiom 15 questions:
1. Blue knife and blue gun---------- -----Invulnerable (blue)
2. The man in golden clothes--------------------an amazing one
p>3. The number "3" walked and walked on the road... it turned somersaults. Then it turned over one after another...--------Three times and two times
4. A dog stopped barking after crossing a single-plank bridge------------------it has a photographic memory
5. Do not drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Wet-----------------------The opportunity cannot be lost (the opportunity cannot be wet)
6. Book Eleven---- ------------Unbelievable (book 11)
7. A bee stopped on the calendar----------------Wind Herili (Fenghe Calendar)
8. Cows, dogs, pigs and sheep race. After reaching the finish line, the cows, dogs and pigs are panting. Only the sheep are not panting - feeling proud (the sheep are not panting) Exhale)
10. Magic soap made from pig liver and bear bile-----------------------Hepatobiliary (Liver and Gallbladder Soap)
11. When a cow is young, it is called a calf. What should rabbits and tortoises be called when they are young? -------------Rabbit. Turtle son
12. Where is the middle between the underworld and the earth? -----------Morgue
13. What are the main ingredients of birth control pills? ----------------Anti-"sheng" element
14. Why don't stars hit when setting off fireworks? --------------------Because the stars will "flash"
15. What should I call a woman who has been divorced many times? -----------The former "male" is abandoned
01 A bear comes and comes prepared (BEAR comes)
02 The eleventh book The book is incredible (BOOK11)
03 Which kind of bat does not need to rest and is slovenly (Never-Ending Bat)
04 A person is painted gold and makes an astonishing sound (a golden man)
05 The sheep stopped breathing and was elated (the sheep did not exhale)
06 Do not drop the mobile phone into the toilet and the machine must not be lost (wet)
07 Xiaoyu said to Xiaoming her father Sexual impotence can’t stop (Jade dad can’t)
08 The dog will stop barking after crossing the single-plank bridge.
09 The bee stops on the calendar and the wind is beautiful (Bee and Calendar)
10 Two men sit on a stone and kill two birds with one stone
11 A group of women are chatting nonsense (no chicken) Talk)
12 A group of people smashed eggs with guns and a hail of bullets (guns rained down with eggs)
13 Painters like to draw thick ropes but not thin ropes, which is superb (thick ropes enter the painting)
14 I fell in love with the piano at first sight (moving the piano)
15 Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks to others)
16 Conversation between Chicken and Duck Chicken talks to duck
17 One hundred and one, one hundred and one hundred completed
18 There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheep pen, and one is squatting in the pig pen. The cadence (one sheep crouched wrongly)
19 The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said "hello", which was a double act (the sheep PHONE, the eagle said "hello")
20 Who doesn't have a phone? ? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless PHONE)
21Who knows the birds best? Frightened Bird (Frightened Bird) Zhiniao
22 Why did the ancients lie on the ice to ask for carps? Bing Bing You Carp (Etiquette)
23 Why do male horses run faster than females? Quickly
24 Why do you have to turn your hat inside out before wearing it when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Li Dai (Zhang Guan Li Dai)
25 Why did the newborn child die? From birth to death
26 Why does a knife painted blue make a gun very melancholy? Invulnerability (BLUE)
27 Why has the teacher told us to cherish four arrows since childhood? Time flies (four arrows)
Why is 28 attached to high school? Stillbirth (Middle School Attached)
29 How to prevent ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it’s hard to fly with wings)
30 How to make a sparrow quiet? Squeeze it (no sound, no sound)
31 How to make something bigger? (Very cold) Tolerance means greatness
32 Which kind of snake has many mouths? Chattering (snake)
33 The one who washes his face is called the basin. What about the one who washes his hands? Jinpen (Golden Pen Washing Hands)
34 Which kind of juice is the most difficult to drink? Rack your brain
35 What can you see at the guillotine in hell? Ghostly
36 Who can easily survive three years of high school? Mr. Rui (Unstoppable, please pronounce ㄉㄤ‘)
37 How to distinguish the difference between a fragrant meat shop and a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang sheep’s heads on the door (dog meat is sold with sheep’s heads)
38 Why are cold jokes told three times at a time? Think twice before you act (三ㄙ~~before you act)
39Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is stupid) Because it is a cat and likes "cat" people? A punch
How much does a 40 star weigh? 8 Grams (STARBUCKS 星八克)
41 What will happen after Miller of the Pacers dies? Maitreya Buddha
42 Why is "seven up and eight down" seven on top of eight? (It deserves a beating~~) Because "eight is under seven"
43 Why can't you see God's dick? Secrets cannot be leaked (Tianji)
44 Which song has "Coin Lee" in its lyrics? The moon represents my heart ("Coco Lee" I love you)
How deep...)
45 Which kind of exercise requires the use of the back (ㄅㄟ)? (This is a new skirt) Jan Sport
46 Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? The Immortal Tongue (Snake)
47 Why is there a "horn" in the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic
48 Why don’t men go out? Because when you step out, you become a "layman"
49 Which chair does you enjoy sitting on the most? ENJOY
50 Why was I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am (我ㄙ~~ therefore I am)
1. Two people went to the beach to play. Suddenly one person was swept away by a wave. The person who was swept away was named Xiao Ming. The remaining What's that person's name?
2. What kind of sword is a transparent sword?
3. A little white cat fell into the river, and a little black cat rescued it. May I ask: What was the first sentence of the little white cat after it landed?
4. Does the sun wake up the rooster or does the rooster wake up the sun?
5. Why don’t they say hello when a medium-rare steak meets a medium-rare steak?
6. What is the difference between a person falling from the fourth floor and a person falling from the 40th floor?
Answer:
1. Call for help~
2. Invisible (sword)
3. Meow~
4. It’s a rooster, because the sun can’t crow
5. Because they are unfamiliar
6. One is: bang-ah, the other is: ah-bang