1. The important task of the post-80s generation is to create the post-08 generation. 2. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but they cannot withstand the ordinary; friendship can withstand the ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain. 3. Others have a background, but I only have a back view~~. 4. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am. 5. It is important to remind everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks! There once was a man who couldn't repair his own notebook... everyone knows what happened next. 6. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear. 7. It’s not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story! 8. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who refuses to let go. 9. Flowers often belong not to the people admiring them, but to cow dung. 10. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller. 11. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end being single. 12. Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. 13. Even if you believe, there is a lie hidden in the middle. 14. Only by giving sincerity can you get sincerity, but it may also be completely hurt. Keeping distance can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever. 15. Real good friends do not mean that they have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but they do not feel awkward even if they are not talking. 16. There is no perfect partner, only two people with 50 points! 17. Indifference, sometimes is not heartless, it is just a tool to avoid being hurt! 18. If there are 1,000 steps between us, as long as you take the first step, I will take the remaining 999 steps in your direction. 19. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you! 20. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. 21. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor. 22. Spring is here, the trees are sprouting, and the stock market is turning green. 23. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find. 24. Don’t complain about life all day long. Life won’t even know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints. 25. Those who only know how to be strong will inevitably be broken; those who only know how to be soft will be cowards in the end. 26. Asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" The colleague said: "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!" 27. Belief is not something you can say. It's made. The glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the long time. 28. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing. 29. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao. 30. Marriage notice: The requirements are as follows, A is alive and B is female. 31. Give me some sunshine and I will rot. 32. Eat appropriately to have the strength to lose weight. 33. Shake and shake until you reach Naihe Bridge. 34. Come back quickly, I can’t fool you! 35. Don’t be like the people on earth~~~ 36. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver. 37. I don’t love the person who loves me. The person I love doesn’t love me, so I’m curious about why so many people get married. 38. Love is like fast food. It doesn’t matter what the taste is, as long as it can satisfy physiological needs. 49. Love Just like playing basketball, you fight desperately and chase after your money. When you get it, you throw it away without hesitation. 40. Let’s get married for a better divorce. 41. The word fate is inherently a contradictory individual. Fate, fate? 42. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, it’s to give you hello kitty face. 43. I saw an aunt burning paper that day. Buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent every day.
Wow Kaka~~ Fulfillment! 45. Anyone who kisses crazily in public in the cafeteria, study room, or in front of the teaching building cannot afford a house! ! ! 46. ??A female classmate who just finished an internship at a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end the meeting is and how high-end people attend it, those people on the stage are meeting with you politely, but there are always people touching you in the audience. "Your thighs!" 47. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious - I am impotent and she is frigid... 48. Nowadays, the more clothes a girl wears, the more she reveals; The less, the less exposed it is! 49. The girls in other liberal arts colleges have a lot of inexplicable elements on their bodies, and even their thighs are exposed; the girls in our engineering college only wear jackets and trousers, two of which cover the whole body tightly! 50. Coaxing a woman is like cheating, at least two hours a day, and you can have sex after a certain number of days... 51. If you give a girl a safe environment, she can make your nose bleed to death! 52. My friend's wife is called "Yourong", he is so happy ~ and the favorite in my heart is "Yi Shan End"... 53. PPMM are all fleeting clouds, and the only thing that is eternal is the warm right hand... 54. Yes. Women, you should feel more carefully and don’t think with your glans! 56. Just because of you, sea monsters appear in the waters of Qingdao!!! 57. I am embarrassed to catch you, so why are you embarrassed to steal? 58. You look like you are infertile! 59. Are you Zhu Bajie, the sister of Chen Peisi’s partner Zhu Shimao? 60. I’m very happy. I scraped together another 1.5 yuan and can finally access the Internet again! 61. Prices should be in line with Europe, housing prices should be in line with the moon, wages should be in line with Africa... 62. Don't talk about your ideals with me, quit! 63. Mom said: It is best not to miss two things. The last bus home, and a person who loves you deeply. I want to take the last bus to the side of the person who loves me. 64. I would rather be proud and moldy , don’t go to humble love! 65. Love as if you have never been hurt; sing as if no one is listening; dance as if no one appreciates; work as if there is no salary; live as if today is the end of the world. 66 , In this life, are you here to lend money or to pay off debts? 67. Men are there to rely on, so they must be reliable; women are there to love, so they must be cute. 68. Men like obedient women, but if a man likes a woman, he will listen to her without knowing it. 69. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away. 70. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 71. People who use iPhone have one thing in common: they are embarrassed to say that it doesn't work. 72. When you have a son, you should be like Sun Zhongmou. If you look for your father, you should look for Kim Il Sung. 73. Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall's dry red, and White Snake's water flooded Jinshan PowerWord. 74. You are such a bitch and forgetful about things. 75. Sometimes the wind blows and the skirt moves. One monk says the wind moves, and another monk says the skirt moves. I go in and say: Yes or no, the wind moves, yes or no, the skirt moves, and the lustful person’s heart moves! 76. As a smoker, you must have three conditions: cigarettes, lighters, and the shameless charm you show when smoking! ] 77. In the dark night, I suddenly wanted to study, but when I found the candle, it was already dawn... 78. Today's master's degree is like a grain of rice on the sole of the foot. It feels uncomfortable if you don't hold it. I can’t eat it. 79. I put ten thousand oaths in a machine gun and fired at you. You fell in a pool of blood, covered with Cupid’s bullets. 80. I climbed to the top of the ladder with great difficulty, only to find that the ladder was set up wrong. On the wall... 81. The child is dead, and you are here to nurse! 82. Today’s mentors are not called mentors, nor are they called bosses, but are called scientific research contractors! 83. Carry a big flag against the wind~~Write two big words on it: Good people! ! 84. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles. 85. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying.
I'm not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I'm just afraid of surrendering. 86. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person. 87. Is work boring? Just toss a coin and play, go online if it's heads, go to sleep if it's tails, work if it's upright, work hard if it's tilted, apply for overtime if it falls to pieces, if two coins fall, throw it every day! 88. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It’s safest to make tofu! When it is hard, it is dried tofu, when it is thin, it is tofu brain, when it is thin, it is tofu skin, when it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and when it stinks, it is stinky tofu! It's a sure profit and not a loss. 89. I couldn't outrun that BMW after all. I could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off. 90. It turns out that when you are lonely, your fingers are counting your toes; it turns out that when you miss you, your heart aches even when you breathe; it turns out that being alone lasts a lifetime... 91. The spherical shape is also a kind of body shape! 92. My wife is the TV and my lover is my mobile phone. I watch TV at home and take my mobile phone with me when I go out. I sell my TV when I go bankrupt and I can buy my mobile phone when I get rich. I watch the TV occasionally and play with my mobile phone all day long. I have a fixed TV and a mobile mobile phone. Channels are free but my mobile phone is charged. Men all want to watch TV with their mobile phones. 93. Other people’s money is my personal belongings. 94. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships. 95. First line: Jinsha River, Jialing River, Heilongjiang, Jiangjiang can be invested! Second line: Laboratory building, teaching building, dormitory building, you can jump from building to building! Horizontal comment: Unprecedented. First couplet: Love the country, love the family, and love the junior sisters! Second line: Fire prevention, theft prevention, brother! Hengbiao: Freedom in love 96. Wife is like clothes – fashion is changing so fast, clothes are becoming more and more expensive; men don’t have a good thing – but it is the biggest buyer’s market for women after all. 97. Older unmarried men and women seem to have passed the bus stop. Sometimes it’s because the seats on the bus are so comfortable that I just don’t want to get off; sometimes it’s because I don’t know which platform I should get off from. What about men and women who never marry? They are bus drivers. 98. The one who shows love is an animal, and the one who is loved is a plant. If love is rejected, of course it is the animal that leaves, because plants cannot grow legs to run away. 99. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to have become a few years younger out of thin air, and has the patience to slowly choose a lover. A man asked a woman for advice: Let's rent a house to live in first, and then buy a house after we get married and save money, right? The woman replied: Then I might as well rent my husband first. 100. I am ugly, but I am gentle – today’s men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan’s version: I am not perfect, but I am real; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy ; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
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