1. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.
2. Look at your hand tearing the courier package when the kind of air swallowed the posture of the mountains, not at all like the mineral water bottle cap can not unscrew the weak woman.
3. The weather is cold, please pay attention to makeup to keep warm.
4. When you are old, I am also old parallel and into, parallel and end.
5. If no one to protect you all around, then cool to no soft spot.
6. Little guy, you know what? Auntie used to really, really like your dad.
7. I know that such a girl is like a bullet in a gun, she always has to leave the chamber, because that is her value, but she will always shoot through your chest and fall elsewhere, maybe a good place to go, or maybe just fall on the ground, and you have been unable to pick it up. Sadder still, it will always be you who pulls the trigger.
8. Grumpy people are actually quite easy to coax, but on the contrary, it is those who look at the temperament of the people once left without a trace.
9. Typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I was blown to your home, I will not go.
10. A person has tens of trillions of cells, constantly metabolizing, they live only for you, what reason do you have to be sad?
11. Midnight time I am a millionaire, midnight is a billionaire, dawn is the richest man in the world. In the morning is a hobo.
12. Tetris taught us: if you fit in, you disappear.
13. I wish that when I am thirty years old, the ideal is still there, and don't wake up alone.
14. The moment someone pays attention to you, you open your heart, you think it is frank, but in fact it is lonely.
15. I have no topic but I just want to chat with you.
16. I remember always used to talk to you late and late, and now that we don't talk anymore, I still stay up late. But I thought, might as well go to bed earlier from today.
17. Even if there are ninety-nine points of dissatisfaction, as long as there is a point like there is no way
18. Accept the growth, but also accept all the unhappy.
19. Silly and not silly, mainly depends on whether you will pretend to be silly.
20. You see the days are long, but who and who has a long time to come.
21. There are only two ways out for fat people, either let the body become better, or let the mind become better.
22. If they are tied to each other, it is better to go to the ends of the earth.
23. Today, the wind outside is so strong, I am so afraid. In case everyone else is scraped away, I can't scrape away, that's so embarrassing.
24. Good-looking and like to eat is food, not good-looking also like to eat called the bucket!
The hottest comment sentences in the jitterbug comment area in the year of the tiger25. Yesterday very much in love with you, today do not love, tomorrow to see the mood.
26. I saw someone fall down and I didn't hesitate to like it!
27. I have passed the age when there is a chicken on the table and I can definitely eat chicken legs.
28. Look at the beautiful pieces of life is also too happy.
29. I went to school for so many years, stayed up so many nights, did so many exercises, against all kinds of pressure, to take all kinds of cruel exams, fall in love, break up, work, overtime. I worked so hard to become an ordinary person 。。。。。
30. There are roads that you have to walk alone, it is not loneliness but choice.
31. Love really makes people dumb, a kind of desire to speak, a kind of fish in the throat. Although I didn't make a sound, I hope you understand.
32. It is said that love is complementary, I think it is not right, people are good-tempered why you have to suffer the ravages of poor temper? I think, the good temper should be with the good temper to love each other, let the bad temper with the bad temper to hurt each other to go!
33. I got into bed with the beast, specifically like a koala, a sleep is an hour.
34. Love does not dare to deep, fear of a big dream.
35. Tell your mom that I have a house.
36. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
37. At first I thought it was bronze, but I didn't realize it was a king.
38. I wanted to go to hell, but hell closed. Then I turned around and walked to heaven, but heaven is also full. So I passed by the earth, just as your room is bright.
39. You owe someone, there will be another person to go back. The first thing that you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. What you do to someone, whether it hurts or pays, there will always be another person to repay or retaliate. At different points in time. Life's ruthlessness and amorous, desperate and abusive, on the whole, is to keep the balance.
40. This group of pictures must be collected in my heart.
41. The saddest thing is not that the ending is not good enough, but the sincerity of the payment is not treated well.
42. Break up should be decent, who should not say sorry. What is owed, I dare to give on the dare heartbreak.
44. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleep again.
45. When I was in college, there was a female classmate, and I have a good relationship, a little ambiguous, one day in the big class, she confessed to me, quietly told me: do my prince. I was excited, directly back to the sentence: good, mother.
46. Don't suddenly not say anything, you can say to go to the bath to see the film to go to bed to eat late-night snacks randomly find a reason, no matter really fake fabricated pretend. If you can't, at least leave a period, leave a step to me. Don't let me be too embarrassed, don't let me be a person like a fool on the cell phone side of the dead wait.
47. I've never had you for a second, but I've lost you a million times in my heart.
Jitterbug comment section drinking funny copy
Jitterbug comment section drinking funny copy (Part 1)
1. Thousands of red trees on a thousand mountains and ten thousand mountains of clouds, the day of putting wine to each other to see smoked.
2. Long drink is too little, talent is hard to find, take the lead to drink down, the future leader
3. Don't blame men for smoking, don't blame women for drinking. The man who smokes has a story. The people who drink have things on their mind.
4. You do not get drunk, I do not get drunk, the teeth of the road that who to sleep!
5. Hundred rivers to the East China Sea, when to drink again, this moment does not drink, the future in vain.
6. Wine in the Qiankun big, pot in the sun and moon long.
7. Standing toast, double cup waiting.
8. Years of love, plus two white wine, in order to say this love.
9. From now on, no more drinking, if you see me drinking this sentence as I did not say!
10. Drink today, don't be too tired of life.
11. No one understands your frown, no one to accompany you to get drunk with you blame me for asking for trouble, want to understand you hard.
12. We are all friends, I first drink two comfortable wine.
13. You drink to get drunk. I drink to get sober from the other kind of drunkenness.
14. When you are lonely, you smoke, and when you are alone, you drink, and it is a wonderful world to be alone.
15. I will not drink again in this life, if you see me drinking, just as I did not say.
16. The person who persuades the drinker to get up and toast, the person who is persuaded will say: "ass up, drink and start again", meaning that the person who persuades the drinker to drink again, at this time the person who persuades the drinker to respond to: "ass up, show respect".
17. Today's drinking, so hard headache, drunkenness is worse, do not drink in the future.
18. Who honors the leadership wine, the leadership does not necessarily remember; who did not honor the leadership wine, the leadership must remember who.
19. A moment of drinking a moment of cool, has been drinking a straight cool
20. ask you can have a few sorrows, just like a pot of two pots of head.
21. Seven wine to stay poetry scattered, eight wine to beg for food bait, nine wine to the world left.
22. You do not get drunk, I do not get drunk, who will sleep on the road.
23. Wine, ah, bottled like water, drink to the stomach haunted, talk to go mouth, walk to flash legs, get up in the middle of the night to look for water, get up in the morning to regret.
24. The wine meets the friend a thousand cups less, can drink how much to drink how much to drink, can not drink quickly run.
25. Drink less blood, wine, drink more shall not live.
26. I have my story, but I don't drink, even when I drink, but I also seek to get drunk.
27. Looks like water, tastes spicy mouth, drink down haunted, walk up tripping legs, looking for water inside the night, wake up in the morning regret.
28. How hard life is, how much wine is choking, not as good as eight out of ten wine.
29. Thick feelings, drink enough.
30. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink, this method of drinking people understand quite a lot, do but almost no.
31. Do not drink to get, a drink to put down a bunch of friends, really contradictory.
32. Stay half sober and half drunk, and meet again in your dreams.
33. An old cellar with a new cup, two people drink to the dark, three sober nonsense blowing, seven points of drunkenness to home.
34. Half a catty of improper wine a catty to help the wall to go, a catty and a half of the wall to go I do not go
35. Drinking still need a reason to drink, today's reason is to drink!
36. What to solve the sorrow, only Dukang.
37. I want to cry tears in the eyes, I want to laugh the corners of the mouth to pull not move, I just want to use alcohol to numb all the thoughts of self.
38. After drinking alcohol, not nonsense! Do not cry and do not make a scene! Do not think the universe is yours! No messy phone calls, no messy WeChat! Can do the above points! You're not drinking! The only way to do this is to get the money to pay for it!
39. The ancient sages are all lonely, but only the drinker to leave his name.
40. On the day of the wedding, his wife bought the antidote to alcohol, which can only be used by his son after eighteen years.
41. I promised to quit drinking, so tonight in order to celebrate the beginning of quitting drinking, drink again.
42. Drinking doesn't count when you stand on two legs.
43. Thin feelings, can't drink.
44. Brothers do not drink, no feelings at all.
2. Tell your mom I have a house.
3. First look meets Second look falls Friends are not willing Lovers do not dare.
4. Thanks to those who once knocked me down, lying really comfortable.
5. I saw someone fall down and I didn't hesitate to like it!
6. Take his girlfriend to dinner encountered hooligans to his girlfriend whistled what to do. If you're young, you should cut him with a knife. If you're past that age, you should work hard to earn money and take her to eat at a high-end restaurant where there are no hooligans.
7. I would rather be moldy and proud than to be in love.
8. The typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows, in case I am blown to your home, I will not go.
9. Gradually found that tolerance is the most precious quality of a boy. Not intentionally pleasing, not boast of high emotional intelligence, is the kind of real clean tenderness, at any time will be for you to gather the scarf, will be in the windy streets open coat you wrapped into the arms. In fact, smart and funny, can shake the wit are nothing. The most rare and reassuring thing is to take care of other people's feelings.
10. I'm waiting for you, green mountains, white bones, and so on, you do not come, the wind and snow blowing full head as a white head.
11. Wish you happiness is false, wish you happiness is true.
12. Once upon a time, when I first met the world, I was so happy to see the sky in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water to walk it again. Now walk through this world, all kinds of linger, turn over the years different side face, unforeseen break into your smile.
13. You said that young people are as bright as yesterday, how do you know that young time is like a dream.
14. Silly and not silly, mainly depends on whether you will pretend to be silly.
15. The best freshness in the world is to keep progressing and make yourself a better and more worthy of love.
16. Look at the beautiful pieces of life is also too happy.
17. Born without fear of death, fear of death are not born, so who do not pretend horizontal!
18. You think you look good, laugh me to death I also think.
19. Indeed, there are a few points of color, they want to find a way to chase me.
20. lit not cigarettes, burned not thoughts, smoke did not finish, but thought of her millions of times.
21. When you were young, you made a decision to dedicate your life to love, and then you didn't die, young for you against the life.
22. I admit that your little trick succeeded in seducing me.
23. I'd rather let people think I'm a Transformer, invulnerable, versatile, tireless, and I don't want people to see me sad, tired, down, lost, and I don't like to complain because I know no one likes to hear complaints.
24. "You cried the most sad that night into adults?" "No, it was the night I held back from crying."
Back to the fast hands of the hottest comment area universal sentence (Part II)25. slowly like you, slowly intimate, slowly chatting about yourself, slowly and you walk together, slowly I want to cooperate with you, slowly give me to you.
26. As long as there is express still on the road, it feels that this life is still a little hope.
27. You see the days are long, but who and who has a long time to come.
28. Sometimes people are so strange, by the great aggression will not say anything, but hear the words of comfort but sobbing. Those hard to hold back the tears, often lost to a simple comfort.
29. I and Dili Hotba is simply two molds carved out.
30. Dry these three cups of wine, we do not mention love, may someone treat you like the beginning, love you to the bone, from now on deep love is not delayed. Three glasses of wine to you, may you have poetry, dreams, and a straight path!
31. With a carved money printing machine, money is fast.
32. If love is just talk, what about the mute?
33. There is no mountain higher than a man, there is no road longer than a foot, there is no greeting more sincere than this, there is no blessing more cozy than this, and there is no text message faster than this in the first time to send to your face, that is because there is nothing more important than you!
34. I would rather run up and be mixed down countless times than go by the rules for a lifetime.
35. You are unintentional through the wind, but favor to attract torrents.
36. I went to school for so many years, stayed up so many nights, do so many exercises, at the top of a variety of pressures, to participate in a variety of cruel exams, fall in love, break up, work, overtime. I worked so hard to become an ordinary person 。。。。。
37. I have no topic but I just want to chat with you.
38. If we can meet again after a long time, I hope you don't come back.
39. I want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.
40. The little girl who sells matches polished the last match, but finally failed to light the cigarette in her mouth.
41. Other people think you will have a lot of ambiguous relationship, in fact, only you know you are lonely like a dog.
42. The most upsetting thing is that I used my whole youth and best love, but taught him how to love another person.
43. When I was a child, I did not understand why my parents could get up so early. Only after growing up do I understand that it is not the alarm clock that wakes them up, but life and responsibility. There is no such thing as a good time, but someone is carrying the load for you.
44. The scenery that has passed by do not listen again, lost and gained things simply can not return to the initial appearance, as the wind has not blown, you have not come, I have not loved.
45. First live well, and then think of other ways.
46. Last month's income can be, I eat what the dog ate, last month's income is worse, the dog ate what I ate, this month is great, I'm ready to eat the dog.
47. The old man's hand burning throat wine spurned dog maybe you will also appear in no one's intersection to say a long time waiting.
Jitterbug popular comments nonsense literary sentences
Jitterbug popular comments nonsense literary sentences (Part I)
1. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I will grow a year every year.
2. Out of the half-life, return has been half-life.
3. This tomato has a tomato flavor.
4. As the saying goes:As the saying goes.
5. It's a pretty big deal, and it's spreading like wildfire all over the world. This matter is really quite big, but it is not particularly big, you have to say small, but not particularly small, I think this is still quite big, but not particularly big, but not small. We all think this is particularly big, but I think it is not so big, but you have to say small, this matter is not small.
6. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
7. He should be quite good looking if he is not ugly.
8. There must be three of us.
9. The light of the moon in front of the bed is suspected to be the light of the moon.
10. The last time so speechless or in the last time.
11. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you'll be full.
12. A day without seeing is like a day apart.
13. The young man is quite handsome, a nose and two eyes.
14. This is my father and I am his son.
15. But where there is a little truth in what you say, there is no truth at all.
16. People who are up this late should still be up.
17. You are so good-looking, those eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.
18. Every time I don't know what to say I don't know what to say.
19. Advise people not to buy iPhone 13 so as to save a few thousand and then take the saved thousands to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
20.
Jitterbug popular comments nonsense literary sentences (Part II)21. A wake-up call to realize that I woke up in a flash.
22. The whole thing is a good job, it just kind of sucks.
23. The situation is such a situation, what exactly, but also depends on the situation.
24. You know why you hate tomatoes, because they smell like tomatoes.
25. You say this I feel like talking.
26. Research shows that people are only born once in their lives.
27. Luck is something that is all about luck.
28. If you are not ugly, you should be quite good-looking.
29. Before you lost your cell phone, you should not have lost it.
30. Now the young people ah, and the older generation compared to really young.
31. You still have advantages in addition to disadvantages.
32.99% of people do not know the correct order of skin care, only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.
33. Young people nowadays, ah, and the older generation than really young.
34. I play the game should still be quite powerful if not dish.
35. If you say good words, it should be right.
36. There were no clouds in the cloudless sky.
37. Shocked that a fourteen-year-old girl was actually four years old ten years ago.
38. Shocked, fourteen-year-old flower girl ten years ago was actually four years old.
39! Then failure!
40. The young man's face value is really good, temperament outstanding charm, especially the eyes, no more, no less, exactly two.
Jitterbug popular comments nonsense literary sentences (Part III)41.What is better than reading ten years of books? Read eleven years of books.
42. Delicious things are especially delicious.
43. When you are full, you are not hungry.
44. Mean is the first two words of a mean person, noble is the first two words of a noble person.
45. Studies have found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, your right side doesn't hurt.
46.This pig was alive before it died.
47. I can fry three dishes, a fried tomato, a fried tomato, and a tomato fried tomato.
48. I'm sorry, can I delay you for half a minute? Since I was a child, I have not had a birthday, today is September 30, not my birthday, just want to delay everyone for half a minute.
49. Hello everyone My last name is Fan, because I always talk cold, so everyone calls me, pay attention when you talk.
50. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, life is reduced by one minute.
51. In fact, when you are not obnoxious, you can still be likeable.
52. You have to get up so late every time, that you get up quite late.
53. There is a saying that I don't know when to speak or not to speak.
54. Nowadays, young people are really young compared to the older generation.
55. You this favor, before I forget will remember.
56. Those who are awake now should be awake.
57. I still have quite a lot of hair if my head is not bald.
58. Ten years to sharpen a sword, five years to sharpen half a sword.
59. As far as I know I know nothing.
60.I was stunned the first time I went to England, I've never seen so many Brits in one country.
Jitterbug's most classic comment statements summary of forty-five sentencesJitterbug's most classic comment statements part one
1. May you have mountains to rely on in your life, and trees to perch on, and with your beloved, enjoy flowers in the spring, cool off in the summer, hike in the fall, and sweep the snow in the winter. May you tread sand on the seashore, with a good man as your companion. May you look out over the clouds at the top of the mountain, and have the foolishness of his tight pull.
2. Regret ten million kinds of people are different.
3. You still haven't changed, as always, retarded, but I like it.
4. The weather is cold, please pay attention to makeup to keep warm.
5. If love is just words, what about dumb?
6. A girl said, all the songs you listen to are too pretentious, and I said, you must be the one who is loved in love.
7. Silly and not silly, mainly depends on whether you will pretend to be silly.
8. You are too selfish, every time you send photos, how many people will not be able to sleep, you do not care, how many people suffer from the pain of lovesickness, you do not care, how many people suffer from the pain of not being able to be loved, you do not care, you only care about yourself, just like I only care about you as selfish.
9. I pay for your youth for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for fulfillment. In order to fulfill your dashing and adventurous, complete my blue sea and blue sky.
10. We are too timid, the Republic of China do not dare to be a warlord, do not dare to go to the insurrection in the chaotic world, peace and prosperity do not dare to say I love you.
11. I gradually came to realize that it is very difficult to understand him when you are really in love with someone. He will be more and more unscrupulous because of your overflowing love, he has the ability to make you happy, but also the most capable of making you cry. He loves you can't say why, doesn't love you, and won't tell you why.
12. Memory of the most devastating place, perhaps lies in its unforeseen, in a peaceful afternoon, you are eating hot pot singing songs, those sharp pieces of memory like a tidal wave suddenly rushed into your mind, so that you can not dodge.
13. When you are old, I am also old parallel and into, parallel and end.
14. Life is more than just the present, and the invitation of the former.
15. "When I did not add your friend, there would not have been so many things later".
16. Break up should be decent, who should not say sorry. What is owed, I dare to give dare to heartbreak.
17. That year, the Tang Monk on the horse to go, the King of the Daughter Kingdom cried out in tears: "Marry me in the next life can be good?" When I was a child, I thought the daughter country this difficulty is the most simple. Growing up, only to know the daughter country this difficult is the most difficult. When I was young, I thought Tang Xuanzang had dodged a bullet. Only after growing up did I realize that he was afraid of missing a lifetime.
18. Life will always be scattered, just later, lonely street without the prodigal, deep alley without the old cat.
19. If I sleep with tears, don't wake me up, she is in a dream.
20. "I can love you to the point of no life, can not love you to the point of no face."
21. It is time to change the desktop of the phone.
22. Don't move the chat records cut off and saved, and so things are not the time to come out and look sad? Every sweet words are ridicule, every kiss, love, expression, good night, companionship, do not leave seem incredible, how to say it at the beginning, now how will be this situation, perhaps the other side long ago do not remember and what you said, but you still can not forget really bad.
23. Midnight time I am a millionaire, midnight is a billionaire, dawn is the world's richest man. In the morning is a hobo.
Jitterbug's most classic comment statements Part II24. If one day, I decided to delete you, it does not mean that you are no longer important to me, but I am afraid that I am more and more trapped in the deeper and deeper, it turns out that there really is such a person, I want to give up countless times, but in the end, I still can not let go of it, I know that it is very difficult to forget you, but I have decided to try.
25. When you get married, give me an invitation, I want to taste the world's most bitter sugar, want to drink the world's most intense wine. Finally, I want to see, before that, I like even dignity can be thrown away boys, in the end, in the end, married a how gentle and moving woman.
26. The first eye meets the second eye falls friends unwilling lovers dare not.
27. The book says do not fall in love with a person at the age of 16 or 17, because that is your favorite but can not get.
28. Warning you, in my unhappy time, you do not play with me smile. Because you laugh I also want to laugh, I am very embarrassed to know.
29. You can not wake up a person who does not return your messages, but the red envelope can!
30. When others pay attention to you, you open your heart, you think this is frank, in fact, this is lonely.
31. Gradually found that tolerance is the most precious quality of a boy. Not on purpose to please, not boast of high intelligence, is the kind of real clean tenderness, at any time will be for you to gather the scarf, will be in the windy streets open coat you wrapped into the arms. In fact, smart and funny, can shake the wit are nothing. The most important thing is to take care of other people's feelings, which is the most rare and reassuring.
32. Look at your hand tearing the courier package when the posture of the air swallowed the mountains, not at all like even the mineral water bottle cap are unscrewing the weak woman.
33. As the saying goes, the beginning of everything is difficult, as long as you go through the beginning, you will find that the middle is also difficult, and the end is even more difficult.
34. Circle of friends to send selfies do not go too far, we have met people.
35. Wish I had a heart to avoid the old kiss.
36. I remember that I used to always talk to you very, very late, and now that we don't talk anymore, I still stay up late. But I thought, might as well go to bed earlier from today.
37. I treat you like a buddy, you treat me like KFC.
38. How much aggression have you experienced to have that good temper.
39. Pulled the alarm of the heart.
40. If no one to protect you all around, then cool to no soft spot.
41. I think we may be like a quadratic function without a primary term, when we are together is the first intersection with the x-axis, and the length of time apart depends on the size of the intercept, but we will eventually usher in the second intersection. I hope that lovers will be happy, and I hope that those who want to get back will be successful.
42. Your shortness is lifelong, my fat is temporary.
43. I want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.
44. People will choose not to love the food when they are hungry, and will choose not to love people when they are lonely, because the strong twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches the thirst.
45. The book says that people have to grow up three times. The first time is when you discover that you are not the center of the world. The second time is when you realize that even if you try hard, there are still some things that you can't do anything about. The third time is when you realize that there are things you can't do anything about, but you still try your best.