Characters: Little Dragon Lady (Li Mochou), Little Dragon Lady, Yang Guo, Director, Screenwriter, Fahai, Golden Wheel Fahwang, Yin Zhiping
Screenwriter: the director has arrived.
(The scriptwriter and the director come out from the backstage. The male guest appearance song of "Do Not Disturb" is playing)
Director: Dear students, are you happy?
Writer: Of course I'm happy.
(The director pushed the scriptwriter with disgust)
Director: Happy, I see you are quite happy. As a screenwriter, are the audience happy after watching your play?
Screenwriter: This is not still the director you.
Director: Thank goodness for me.
Writer: Yes
Director: I can't go by the book if I'm going to direct this movie. The audience like what, I let you see what, the audience like what?
Screenwriter: What do you like?
Director: surprise, great surprise. come on, let's make a great surprise for the audience together
Writer: good (fighting spirit) all play well ah.
(The director sits on a nearby chair, the screenwriter half-kneeling on the ground, explaining the scene for the audience)
Screenwriter: This is a story about a pair of divine eagle couple at the end of the Southern Song Dynasty. The name of the story is The Little Dragon Lady in Your Heart. Eight episodes and sixty-six scenes, ready to start. (Beat the board)
(The scriptwriter stood next to the director, the music of "Returning to the World" started, Yang Qiao and Little Dragon Lady came out from both sides of the stage)
Yang Qiao: I am Yang Qiao.
Small Dragon Lady: I am Small Dragon Lady.
Yang Cao: I love my aunt y.
Xiaolongnu: I love my 过儿 y.
Yang Cao: We are destined to be
Harmony: together.
(The director waves his hand and yells.)
Director: together together together, who's going to see you together. Separate, separate.
(Yang Qiao and Xiaolongnu look at each other)
Yang Qiao: Auntie, don't leave Qiao'er. （
Xiaolongnu: "Over, there are many rumors in the jianghu, auntie can't let you live among the gossips and rumors". I can't let you live in the midst of gossip. (Xiaolongnu stepped down, and the music stopped)
Yang Qiu: Auntie, don't go. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (Looking y and painfully at the back of the little dragon lady, and then, half kneeling down. Back to the audience.)
Director: How did they separate? Who told them to separate?
Screenwriter: You made him separate.
Director: Really? Separation is right, the audience loves this kind of separation and merging. (Standing up, hands flying) Come on, sixteen years later. Meet at the bottom of the Valley of Despair. (Sitting down)
(Yang stood up with a disheveled look on his face. (The screenwriter continues to squat beside the director.)
Yang Zao: Sixteen years, Auntie, where are you.
Screenwriter: there. Shangren. (Standing up, emotional)
(The music of "Returning to China" plays. Yang stood up and faced the audience, Li Mochou appeared, and the scriptwriter saw Li Mochou standing up.)
Yang Qiao: You are?
Li Mochou: I am.
Director: (stands up) Misunderstanding. (Sit down)
Li Mochou: Li Mochou ah. (Whisk to the body)
Director: see, this is the way to watch the play.
Yang Zhen: Li Mochou? If you are Li Mochou, then where is my aunt?
Director: there it is, on the new version of Little Dragon Lady.
Screenwriter: on.
(Xiaolongnu appeared, after the rotation, Xiaolongnu Yu Li Mochou on the same side)
Small cage female: over the child.
Yang Zao: (looking at Xiaolong female) strong man (pause for 2 seconds) have you seen my aunt?
(Xiaolongnian female looks at Yang Guo angrily and doesn't say anything. Yang ran off the stage and shouted)
Yang: Auntie, where are you?
(Xiaolongneng points at Li Mochou)
Shiaolongneng: Li Mochou
Li Mochou: What for?
Small cage girl: must be you use the blindfold method to confuse my over child, so that he can not recognize me.
Li Mochou: What does it have to do with me.
Small cage female: less nonsense, start fighting.
Li Mochou: Eat my duster.
Small cage woman: I'll eat.
(Yang came on stage again and shouted)
Yang: Auntie. (Running to Li Mochou) I have found you
Li Mochou: I have said I am not, not your aunt, I am Li Mochou!
Yang Zou: Then where is my aunt? (Disheveled)
Small cage lady: 过儿
(《Return to China》music plays, Yang walked to the side of the small cage lady, spinning again, Li Mochou and the small cage lady are still on the same side))
Yang: Strong man, stop it. (Music stops) Since you said you are my aunt, what proof do you have?
Director: (stand up) there is evidence, the last person who has a connection with Xiaolongnu. (music stops) Hurry up. (Sit down)
(Yin Zhi Ping on stage)
Crowd: Ah, Yin Zhi Ping. (Crowd pointing at him)
Small cage woman: (Covering her face) You. (With a sobbing voice, stomping his feet)
Director: identify Little Dragon Lady
(Yin Zhi Ping directly crosses over Little Dragon Lady and walks towards Li Mochou.)
YIN ZHI PING: Why wasn't it you who was in the flowers that day. (Looking at Li Mochou, and then at Xiao Lan female) Ai!
(Xiao Lan female embarrassed smile, lick lips, Yin Zhi Ping off the stage)
Writer: director, Yin Zhi Ping is not happy
Director: change me I am also not happy.
(Xiaolong female stomped her foot)
Small cage female: Li Mochou, it must be you who used the blindfold method to confuse Yin Zhiping, so that he could not recognize me
Li Mochou: What has it got to do with me?
Small cage girl: over the child, now you know who is your aunt, good, let us double swords
(Yang leaned over to the side of Li Mochou)
Yang: En. Auntie (facing Li Mochou)
Small cage girl: 过儿，这边。 (Waving at Yang Guo)
(Yang Guo leaned over to Xiaolongnian's side again)
Writer: Wait a minute, director, if they combine their swords, they will be invincible.
Director: In this movie, they are the best, we can go to other movies to find the best, come on, on the best
(The music of "Waiting for a Thousand Years" started, Fa Hai appeared)
Crowd: Ah, Fa Hai?
Fa Hai: Bai Suzhen, see me Fa Hai still not quickly show his original form
(small cage female Li Mochou a push)
Small cage female: eh, the master called you.
(Li Mochou clasped her fists and turned to the master)
Li Mochou: Master, what is it you want from me?
Fa Hai: What does it have to do with you? (pointing to Xiaolong female) Bai Suzhen, I did not expect a New Year's Eve for you to eat like this
Small cage female: I am a small dragon lady, not Bai Suzhen. (roar)
Fa Hai: nonsense, look at your outfit, clearly is the White Suzhen, eat a pot of old line.
Small cage female: I'll eat.
Li Mochou: eat my Mochou a whisk
Small cage woman: I also eat.
Writer: what weapons, but also a pot of pots.
Li Mochou: Master, less nonsense. Let's gang up and get them both killed.
(As soon as Li Mochou made her move, the whisk hit Fa Hai, who was injured, and the two of them turned against each other)
Yang Zao, Xiaolong female: Master.
Fa Hai: What are you doing?
Director: Revenge
Fa Hai: Eat my pot. Li Mochou: Eat me a whisk. Fa Hai: Eh ah, eat me a pot
Li Mo Chou: a whisk of dust (hit the stage, Xiaolong female looked at him two)
Small cage female: oops, are eaten by the two of them. (Lamented) (Turned to face Yang Qiao) Chiao-er, these irrelevant people are gone. We can finally be together. (Running towards Yang, pulling Yang's sleeve)
Yang: Let go of me. Xiaolong female: don't let go.
Yang Cao: Let go of me. (Angry) Xiaolong female: What's wrong?
Yang: I don't want to be with you.
Small Cage Girl: Why? Is it because of Li Mochou?
Yang Chuan; What has it got to do with others, don't you understand? All you know all day long is to eat and eat and eat, eat others a pot, eat others a whisk, I don't want to be with you, not because of Fahai, not because of Mochou, simply because of you. How do you deserve to play Little Cage Girl.
(You and I music. Xiaolong female sadness, tears spinning, embarrassed smile)
Small cage female: Oh. I'll go first then. (Speaks to the director, then walks over and shakes hands with the director and the screenwriter)
Small cage girl: take care. (steps down from the stage, turning back as she walks)
Screenwriter: this Yang Guo is too angry, find someone, beat him up and beat him up.
(Golden Wheel Dharma King on)
Jinlun Dharma King: Haha, Yang Guo, you also have a time when you are alone.
Yang Qiao: Golden Wheel Falcon King?
Jinlun Fa Wang: Not bad. I, Golden Wheel Falcon King, have come to take revenge again. Eat me a golden wheel.
(Xiaolong female rushed out and shouted)
Small cage female: I'll eat. (Music from "I Love You Dear Girl")
Yang Zong: Auntie 。。。。。。
(Yang over fought off the Golden Wheel Fa Wang, ran to the side of Xiaolong female, music stop)
Yang over: aunt, you do not die (help up Xiaolong female) over the child still have something to ask you.
Small cage girl: love.
Yang Zeng: Not this. The only thing I want to ask is, how did you get so fat in these 16 years
(slightly climbed up a little)
Director, screenwriter: we also want to know
Small cage woman: 过儿, don't you realize? I'm poisoned.
Yang Zi: It can't be love flower poison, right?
Director: Every time you get poisoned, it's love flower poison, change to a new variety.
Small cage girl: I was hit by a rare poison called cassowary flower poison.
Yang: What is the solution to this poison?
Small cage female: this poison only rice can be solved, daily must be taken in the morning, afternoon and evening on time, if necessary, but also need to be supplemented by night snacks
Yang Zeng: aunt, where to have this, over the child to go to find for you.
Small cage female: Forget it, over the child. This thing is very difficult to find, let me die. (Collapsed)
Yang Qiu: Auntie, don't!
Director: Quickly, sensational ending.
(Xiaolong female climbed up, "You and I" music played)
Yang Qiao: I am Yang Qiao.
Xiaolongnu: I'm Little Dragon Lady.
Yang Cao: I love my aunt y.
Small Dragon Lady: I y love my 过儿
杨过：Auntie, now I understand, you are not the small dragon lady in his heart, nor the small dragon lady in his heart. Although, some people say you are like a bun, but just right, it is the filling that I love to eat. I believe, we will be together forever.
Small cage girl: thank you over child. I will be the only Xiaolong female in your heart.
Yang Zong: Auntie.
Small cage lady: 过儿.
(Xiaolongnian female and Yang Guo embraced. The music of "You and Me" stops)
All: (Standing in the middle of the stage) I would like to dedicate this skit to the Little Dragon Lady in your heart
(All exit, "You and Me" music plays)
ending ---by msl