A Funny Saying About Fitness A Humorous Saying About Exercise and Fitness

With the increase of various diseases, people nowadays are more and more aware of the importance of exercise and fitness. Many people are busy with work can not find time to have regular exercise, three days fish two days sun net, this way is also bad for the body. Fitness is important to adhere to, in order to their own bodies, every day to take a little time to adhere to the sports bar!

1. Every day are excited to go to the gym, enthusiasm continues to must go out of the moment to consume clean.

2. Sleep is really important today at noon in the company slept an hour and a half back, it is not very tired I even a little want to go downstairs to the gym running.

3. Next semester I want to go to the gym, life and death is not fate, fat and thin is not in the day.

4. Lying really comfortable, do not want to go to the gym, you can wash your hair at home how can you be so lazy, this week have not exercised lying really comfortable up ah, a fat ah.

5. Want to go to the gym, but also want to learn to dance, I hope to grasp the spare time, not every day blind wave.

6. Read the book quickly see vomit, the word has not to the brain to go, I want to go to the gym, want to buy clothes, want to go to the park.

7. Fitness is intended to make me work overtime sedentary back pain, I think it is still effective, and now even if you give up working overtime to sit down to tomorrow morning I can not distinguish between sitting too long because of the pain or because of the fitness pain.

8. Do not want to go to the gym in the morning, then the gym in the afternoon for three hours, I do not know if I can stick to it.

9. The weather is hot again, but also want to go to the gym to play for a while. Running, jerking iron, other feel no desire.

10. So tired and sleepy! A night shift down to feel almost dead, no I want to go to the gym, there is a swimming pool kind of gym!

11. I'm too sleepy I do not want to go to the gym, my last life is not a Simmons.

12. I want to go to the gym to practice the line, but I really can not take the first step.

13. So tired ah, every day at this point after work, and this point is still early, whenever I want to go to the gym, must work overtime! The years wasted passion.

14. Recently, it is easy to quarrel with people, easy to doubt life. I want to go to the gym to abuse themselves, all day kind of, because there is no courage to overeat, as if there is no other way to regulate.

15. Slipped away, today eat enough not want to go to the gym can be washed to sleep.

16. Not on the road to fat loss and muscle gain on the road to fat loss, weight and body type did not keep this statement, but adhere to the hard, I'm so tired, do not want to go to the gym.

17. The hotter the time, the more you want to go running! Fitness to come. Love this filter so much, hides my black, and fat. Get moving!

18. I want to go to the gym before so good-looking waistline where to go? Is it eaten by me ah, back to school to strive to practice out.

19. Stress, want to pick up bottles and cans to buy stress, want to go to the gym to play sandbags stress, want to shout, I'm so tired.

20. Do not want to go to the gym, every day blind jumping can be sweaty, should also be able to thin it.

21. Do not want to go to the gym today, how to do arm pain, leg pain, where all the pain there is no need to exercise lying on the weight loss method.

22. Want to swing, want to see a movie, want to go to the exhibition, want to go to the gym, want to put a book on the head in the home sofa spread all day.

23. Fitness card, as if almost three months, the meat on the stomach does not seem to have any change, which is wealth, twenty years to accumulate.

24. Want to go to the gym, the body is lying down to play with the phone, this is my recent daily after work the most tangled thing!

25. Rumination when you want to go to the gym to stay, resulting in my now a late-night gym regulars.

26. These two months of fitness really thank themselves, year over year progress, in fact, every day sometimes do not want to go but their hearts and minds.

27. I want to give myself two days off, the phone does not ring the kind of WeChat, want to go to the gym, want to go to play basketball, so tired ah.

28. These days are more funereal, no spirit, do not want to go to the gym, just want to rest, sleep is not good, and also overeating, see who are a little bit annoying, negative energy burst!

29. I want to go to the gym, to run, to climb mountains, to play badminton. Life in addition to work, walk the dog, read a book, watch a movie, there are a lot of fun things.

30. Every time the body to practice some kind of time is not at home for a long time, so I have no desire to go to the gym.

31. I recently hurt my foot, and then every day I want to go for a run or dance, and when I'm walking, all I want to do is lie down.

32. When love and awakening are enough, suffering will automatically go away, suffering is not the devil, but the alarm clock of awakening. I hope the cold gets better soon, I want to go to class, I want to go to the gym, I want to go jump on the trampoline.

A sentence of humor and funny sayings 2021

1, wearing a mask of human skin, do beast deeds, I see you on a beast worse than

2, singing other people's songs, humming their own tune, which is called pseudo-original

3, looking for a girlfriend, and was dumped, you are not in the self-inflicted fun

4, the summer is best, can easily

5, a little more handsome a little more fun, a little more beauty a little more excitement

6, when I was a little like and brother to wear a pair of pants, and now who dares to ah

7, is the TV series to break the fun of watching the ads, so that I am now very boring

8, no one to say who is the most flirtatious, are sockets to find the plug

9, you now pro-life or collateral

8, the most important thing to do, but also the most important thing to do, and the most important thing to do is to find the plug

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10, death is not scary, scary is alive to see the ghost

11, car to the mountain, there is a road I can not brake

12, in the street to see the beauty, the eyes higher is to appreciate, the eyes lower is a hooligan

13, the weather is cold, and even the keyboard needs courage

14, the weather is cold, and even the keyboard needs courage

15, the weather is cold, and even the keyboard needs courage

16, the weather is cold, and the weather is cold, and the weather is cold, and the weather is cold, and the weather is cold. Keyboard all need courage

14, summer are not water bath, directly with sweat rinse again

15, every genius descends, at the same time there is a fool born

16, playing is pro scolding is love, so this text message my favorite

17, I'm very ugly, but I dare to walk down the street, who TM dare to stop me

18, know what is rock and roll? What is rock and roll? Love you you rock, do not love you on the roll

19, looking at last year's yellowed calendar, recording our good memories

20, now we are strangers to each other, the emotions will not be resurrected in the resurrection of you

21, and so on which day I am fed up with themselves, then I will start again

22, I am a forced smile of the coward, so do not be afraid of I

23, you and I are just passing through each other's lives, eat dry wipe away

24, there are times when you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you'll suffocate

25, put you in your mouth, close your mouth, I'm afraid to bite you to death

26, I want to improve my life, I do not want to eat hanging noodles, I want to eat instant noodles

27, our love

28, waiting for the car, a student said: the Imperial Army run, the eight road is coming

29, I'm not a bone, so you dog do not have to chase after me to run

30, self-study class before the teacher suddenly came, the students told each other, Nima this is the students

31, there are men do not bubble, treason; see men on the bubble, for heaven to do justice

32, did not see your bald head reflecting sunlight, I feel particularly blinding

33, the emperor died called the avalanche, the civilian died called the death of you died called Ouye

34, when you go to bungee jumping, the rope breaks, you will say, there is a man who said, "change"

35, trying to figure out the mood of the people, but also to find out what they are doing. > 35, to figure out the mood of the people, is a tiring errand

36, a hundred refinement into steel, I feel that you have to be practiced again to become a diamond huluwa

37, the previous ignorance of the behavior you have done, I am here to apologize to your old man

38, the past all the touched, all were murdered by you

39, don't want to live on the death, die can not be properly Live

40, misunderstood does not matter, I'm ready to do a bad man's courage

41, time did not wait for me, is that you forgot to take me away

42, although I can not beautify the mind, but I can ugly evil

43, I look ugly to do with you nothing, she looks beautiful and do with me nothing

44, pathetic, pathetic words to use on you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. words used in your body, I feel is to defile them

45, is that you deserve, deserve to come to this world, pollute the air

46, the first love is infinitely good, just hanging early

47, people like you, live one day more is a waste of oxygen in the air

48, do not challenge my endurance, beware of my let you cry rhythm

49, waiting for you to cry, you will not be able to see your own life, you will not be able to see your own life, you will not be able to see your own life. p>

49, when you are not in the world, I will burn more paper dolls to you

50, you are only in my life, met a landscape

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1, adhere to the said exercise! The ultimate goal is to wear clothes thin ~ undressing have meat, come on

2, 20xx, to improve themselves, exercise, and the baby together, the three major focuses, if you insist on it, it must be full of harvest.

3, the new year also want to insist on exercise body ah! A bit of a cold and take a shower and go for a nap! Mamma mia! The first day of the New Year clock tick!

4, exercise also need to adhere to, need perseverance.

5, 20xx, learn a language, start practicing writing, insist on practicing the piano, learn the guitar, start exercising, go traveling. Cherish the time you can spend with your family, work hard to create a future with Mr. Zhao, and have a friendship that is not worn out by time. Be brave, be bright, be close to the sun.

6, now thinking about going back to start a new life, with new expectations and aspirations, suddenly have the power, just do not know how long this power can last, I really hope that whenever I do not have the power, I can find the power to make myself full of fighting spirit again! It's enough to work out, work hard, and be happy with people! It's just another period of time to get used to the outside world.

7, after the Spring Festival will soon go to work. In the new year, I hope that I can insist on exercise, not for weight loss only for health; I hope that I read more, and strive to improve themselves; I hope that I work harder, and make progress in the work! 20xx on their own ruthless!

8, thank you for the care and help in the past. 20xx year I want to 1. study and work well, and strive to read 6 books in a year; 2. adhere to exercise, and strive to run through the 5 kilometers; 3. cultivate hobbies and interests, and strive to learn three dishes. In the new year, be happy every day and be a better version of yourself.

9, continue to adhere to, even if fat, as the baby exercise body, the 23rd day.

10, the New Year's wish, can be thin to 100 pounds, and then can adhere to the exercise body, the money is enough to spend.

11, this year to have a dog, and then learn to cook well, and finally is to insist on exercise.

12, New Year's goals, diligence, perseverance, hard work, hard work, exercise, calm. Every year, there is something to gain. There is no wish, because everything depends on oneself to realize. Things in people.

13, 20xx start, every year, regardless of poverty or wealth should be rewarded with a long-awaited gift to reward their own hard work for a year. Learn to smile! Put down can not bear regardless of feelings or material life! Don't worry! Live a heartless life! Insist on exercising, the body to train out of the waist!

14, the new year I would like to thank a book "Prisoner Fitness", which allows me to have the desire to exercise, and now every day 2 hours of rehabilitation exercise must be insisted on, and will certainly return to the previous.

15, when you insist on climbing Su Xian Ling, Chenzhou night scene is really the best to enjoy here, blessing or not, kill time or not, exercise or not, it does not seem so important, and close friends to talk openly, as if you do not know the time slipped away, this is a learning process, he is really a good teacher in some ways.

16, this year to complete the plan, 1 test to the driver's license, 2 practice command, 3 adhere to the nightly practice steel partner, 4 adhere to the daily exercise. The first thing I want to do is to get a good command of the world!

17, the baby just went out to exercise a little almost fainted dizziness and weakness in the New Year to insist on exercise.

18, 20xx goals, learn to swim, practice the waistline, talk about a relationship, travel once, read ten books, insist on practicing and exercise, try to eat vegetarian, refuse junk food.

19, first year, write a few plans. One, do a top-level design. Building a platform. Two, adhere to the science of physical exercise. Three, cultivate, patience and heart. Four, let others admire your place.

20, today began to exercise is no longer for who just to show a better self! Go for it! Insist!

21, this is now there are young people, climbing also mountain and put the death to eat the old like a kidney deficiency m years really when they want to kick you kicked ha gas good wali dry board ugh eat dead, which also reminds us must adhere to the good exercise body life is not stopping sports.

22, looking back on the past two or three years, low self-esteem and negative emotions have been around me, doing things is a lack of motivation and patience, but there is a little positive thing, that is, exercise, although only the introduction, but it has brought me some changes, I hope to keep going. My expectations for the new year are to work hard, be serious, and live happily every day.

23, to insist on exercise! Learn more knowledge and skills! Strive to get what you want! Will be impossible to become possible!

25, the sun is very warm again, the New Year I hope I can insist on exercise, adhere to the daily diary, as long as you think to do, no longer hesitant, independent, healthy, more free and spontaneous.

26, 18 days of vacation passed really fast the more rest the more tired it seems to continue to insist on exercise body healthy and thin da da da.

27, adhere to the end, healthy and happy! Join us in the ranks of the movement, exercise together!

28, yesterday was scared of their own, to their own porridge end of a cup of water on the faint in bed, when I thought, ah, roommates out of the wave, I just hang up no one knows ah! So hurry to find a colleague to send a doctor, the injection fever is a complete retreat, because there is no strength to lie in bed for two days, a good waste. The good thing is that I'm alive ~ heart and lungs are not fried ~ this year to insist on exercise, can not be easily put down by the virus!

29, after not staying up late to develop a good habit of going to bed early and waking up early every day to insist on exercising to prevent themselves from getting sick easily when they are not happy, do not listen to sentimental songs and insist on learning to take each thing seriously everyone, OK.

30, cheer cheer! Try not to stay up late, try to exercise, try to adhere to, will be good luck. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and get out of the way!

31, hiking Moganshan, out of the body sweat burst of cool, insist on climbing the mountain every year to exercise.

32, because of faith, to insist on exercise!

33, especially love to dance but no sense of dance no talent, but still insist on jumping to the old. At least you can exercise the coordination of the body. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Relax yourself. Dance your soul out!

34, a day and a half to read the book. 28 years of light, y wasted a lot of time. But compared to a lifetime, everything is still in time. I'm going to work out, and I'm going to work hard.

35, and to return to the workplace, I hope that I, feelings with fate, work with the trend. The main thing to do, do not lose sleep and exercise; do not sleep late, do not lose sleep. These days can adhere to almost every day to be able to fall asleep at about ten o'clock, I hope to continue to maintain the past. Exercise. Because they do not exercise themselves often get sick, so to force themselves to walk to and from work every day, try not to take a taxi.

36, not overtime, tomorrow insist on running! Exercise!

37, from 6:20 struggle to 7 o'clock to finally get up to go running, the whole process is mimi eyes, too painful, but there is such a saying, comfortable is left to die. New Year's long meat is inevitable, back to school after the year to insist on waking up early to exercise, this time it is not to say, to get rid of the meat on the body, has been maintained only for better appear in the unknown his body!

38, adhere to the exercise and healthy diet and rest, the body will feedback to you a long surprise.

39, daily insist on 6, 006, 30, running half an hour to exercise. I hope it is not a tiger's head.

40, these two days to do squatting, do aerobics, now the legs are so painful legs are soft, but I have to insist on exercise, come on.

41, ten days away from home, they are open and waiting for me to go home, give me a surprise. Good omen, the new year, I hope that this constant sewing body to be healthy. Of course, this year to insist on exercise, calm mind.

42, the New Year's wish is to go to bed early and get up early to eat breakfast and insist on exercise and health and longevity and can develop such a good habit. I'm going to sleep here.

43, exercise really have to adhere to, the consequences of slack

44, I also believe that this sentence, as long as they become good, other things will naturally follow the good! This year to change that bad habit, must change. Adhere to exercise.

45, later in order to exercise, today decided not to drive to work, running to work, I do not know usually even the road is not much to walk people, not driving running to work can insist on how long.

1, do men, or top more comfortable!

2, there is no toad, the swan will also be lonely.

3, can not reach it, left foot on the right foot to try.

4, I just want to turn around gracefully, I do not expect gorgeous hit the wall.

5, I think the earth is so dangerous, I want to Mars.

6, once the sea withered stone, can not resist the good get together and goodbye.

7, if it is not to beat you, long ago with you turned face.

8, when love becomes affection, that is eternal love.

9, and then bull b Chopin, can not play the old man's sadness!

10, you grow too dark, I'm sorry to call you an idiot.

11, my future girlfriend, now in love with who?

12, the big ups and downs to see their own, the big ups and downs to see their friends.

13, the woman's wrinkles called old age, the man's wrinkles called vicissitudes.

14, don't feel sad all day spring and fall, think about how many points you got?

15, you play split legs, split so open, not afraid of egg cold ah!

16, the world if there is no wolf, the beauty of the value?

17, really can not stand, I put my rag doll to you rape.

18, you know I can not leave so you are desperate to hurt.

19, the existence of tears is to prove that grief is not an illusion.

20, is mine, you do not move, not mine, you also give me to put that.

21, some people say I'm too lazy to cramp, in fact, I'm not even lazy to cramp.

22, life is only out of the beautiful, not waiting out of the brilliant!

23, the more like you, the more childish actions you will make.

24, really envy you young to recognize the talented me.

25, serious resistance to Phoenix Satellite Television in the broadcast of commercials to interrupt the drama!

26, the phone still remains like you that sentence has not been sent out the message.

27, that who, I love you love to can even their own love do not want.

28, you belong to me, alive can have, dead can take away.

29, youth would like for toilet paper, looking quite a lot, with, but also too little.

30, Fahai should not use the tower to suppress the white Suzhen, he should suppress Nina.

31, just one more look at you in the crowd you think I want to take a taxi.

32, there are two states of life, either hurry up and die, or live wonderfully.

33, to love your neighbor with all your heart, but do not let her husband know!

34, do not want to raise dogs, do not want to raise cats, want to raise you, after all, raise pigs to get rich.

35, let's break up, I can't match you, because you are a QQ member.

36, I hope the money in the pockets of each other, and then give birth to many, many children.

37, my advantage is: I am very handsome. My disadvantage is: I am handsome not obvious.

38, I love the person is not my lover, every inch of his heart belongs to others.

39, I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't rely on it, and sometimes I don't have a tune.

40, my day three provinces my body, high or not? I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I think it's a good idea. Rich? No, roll to study!

41, just because you look at you in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

42, men should like meat girls. Those who like bones are dogs.

43, according to my analysis of the Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can no longer look at the National Day straight.

44, our mountain huluwa, can never beat your city's Ultraman.

45, those who can not unscrew the bottle cap of the female are loaded, you let her open a courier try.

46, the left brain is full of water, the right brain is full of flour, do not move then just, a move is full of paste.

47. Whenever the charge sounded, I rushed to hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

48, when you see a big tree into a workbook, you still bear to write homework?

49, the world's farthest distance is not life and death, but you use Unicom, I use mobile.

50, I'm no longer the last year, this year I am a brand-new comedian.

51, I do not know what is called love, but I will spoil you care about you care about you tolerate you long companion you.

52, my world was originally gray, but you broke into my world, Nima! The world was originally gray, but after you broke into my world, Nima!

53, if you yell a bitch on the street is definitely higher than the rate of return to call a beautiful woman!

54, Feng Shaofeng: If I leave you in the future, my name will be written backwards Ni Ni: I also

55, I finally understand why I am not inspired, because there is a saying: love can give people inspiration.

56, brother, take my headphones over I think you should say please word take my headphones over

57, doctor, I am nearsighted! Say what exactly I open my wallet can not see the money!

58, I want to buy things when I am angry, a buy things to spend money, a spend less, money less I am angry

59, I separated from my girlfriend, in fact, our sex life is still quite harmonious I am sexually impotent, she is sexually frigid

60, bought a pair of beggar's pants 500, the results of the grandma to me to wash the pants when I make up for the fill in the fill in the .

61, born when God asked me is to remember well, or to look handsome, I have forgotten how to answer at that time.

62, the Journey to the West tells us: all the background of the monsters are picked up, all the background is not killed by a stick.

63, back a step if you can't sea and sky, then back a few more steps; endure a moment if you can't wind and waves, then endure a few more points.

64, I slowly found that the talent is a goblin some goblins eat people, but people eat everything, caught a goblin may also be able to barbecue.

65, his wife is suspected of using counterfeit money was arrested, this is all my fault, in order to show their own retouching technology, I put the money at home to watermark.

66, when we believe that we have been quite important to the world, in fact, the world is just ready to forgive our naivety.

67, I found that the ugly-looking people have the right to speak first, because we often hear people say this: I ugly words first in front.

68, that day I went crazy and pushed you down on the bed, turned off the lights, covered the quilt, and opened my arms and said: look at my watch is luminous

69, I fell in love with my bed, and we were perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.

70, want you in every morning, read you in every evening, want you to mess up the head, do not want to hurt themselves. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, let me rejoice and let me worry!

71, the heat of the day, blowing fans, mosquitoes buzzing annoying; worried about no food, you do my plate of food; flies also come to join in the fun, a net full of belly!

72, of course, shooting people first shooting horse, marriage must first buy a house; said the first to capture the king, we have to coax a good mother-in-law; to think of girlfriends with you, first accompanied by the father-in-law to drink a good wine!

73, my last name is me, name love you, word want you, big name to understand you, the name of the school pain you, breast name called Nian you, the book called dream you, the name of the pen called love you, in fact, my real name is to tease you.

74, the encounter makes me meet you, fate makes me fall in love with you. The heart has something to tell you. But I'm afraid of hurting you, I think of you at this moment, but I wish to see you right away, I am truly in love with you.

75, do not wait for me to shed tears, you only know I am sad. Don't wait for me to say cold, you only know I'm lonely. I don't want to take a cucumber every day in front of you before you know we should XXOO.

76, a school of English teachers love to push the card nine, played an all-night. The next day in class, a bit of a trance. Once in the classroom, see the blackboard are not wiped, angry: today who do Zhuang ah, blackboard are not wiped!

77, my home downstairs there is a child recently always love to sing Lu Binghua. One day this is not sung again: the stars in the sky I roared in time: Sen Beidou ah! That child is now not looking back to tune it!

78, winter is here, to teach you a life tip: coats are easy to grease, general laundry detergent is very difficult to wash off, many people feel a headache for this. In fact, may wish to take some headache medicine in the wash, headache is not so painful.

79, Lu Xun late for class was criticized by the teacher angrily carved on the table a morning word, I was late in the third grade when I was punished for sweeping the floor, but also learn Lu Xun on the table to carve the morning word, the last time I went back to my alma mater to find that I carve is a grass ~