The first line: "The lotus seed is bitter in the heart. The next couplet is: "The pear is sour in the belly".
Previous line: Two boats are competing for the ferry; the speed of the yawl is not as fast as that of the sail; the speed of the boat is not as fast as that of the sail; the speed of the sail is not as fast as that of the sail. The next couplet is: "The flute is clearer than the flute and the flute is more clear than the flute and the flute is more clear than the flute.
The first line: living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining about the river surroundings (Jiang Wei) is really difficult to travel step (Lu Bu). The next couplet; Birds in cages, thinking about the nest (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu not Zhang Fei.
The first line is: "A monk carries a load of grain on his field". The next couplet is: "A beautiful woman in front of the hall is holding the embroidery".
Previous couplet: "Spring is always in the sunny gate". The next couplet is: The family of a good man is blessed with a surplus of fish.
Previous couplet: Lotus root is the result of lotus. The next couplet is: "The apricot doesn't need a plum".
Previous couplet: Pulling nails from the stern of a ship, Confucius was born at the end of a boat (Zhou); Next couplet: Lightning flashes among the clouds, Huo Guang (firelight) came from Hanzhong.
Previous couplet: East doesn't care (pavilion), West doesn't care, wine does, Next couplet: Rise and fall, drink up (bar).
Previous couplet: "The plum blossom sweeps away the snow" (Duo Lai Mifa Solace). The next couplet is: look at the mountains and dance with the streams (1,2,3,4,5,6,7).
Previously, there is no need for hot wine. The next line is: "The hall is cool, but there is no need for a fan".
The first line is: "The stone in the center of the river is not a fake island"; the second line is: "The tiger's skin is on the back of the horse"; the second line is: "Ban Biao".
Previous couplet: The cat is cool under the bamboo, there is no summer heat; Next couplet: The butterfly is facing the sun among the flowers, there is even more wind (bees).
Previous couplet: Min Zi holds the white ox (Bao Niu) and passes through the prince's store; Next couplet: Bai Gong rides the black horse (Bai Gong Qi) and rushes to Gong Yechang (Gong Ye Chang).
Previous couplet: wooden clogs as shoes, the foot really has no shoes (impolite); Next couplet: coconut ladle as a lamp, the honor before the commission is not bell (unfaithful).
The first couplet is: "The mud is fat and the monk is thin". The next couplet is: the sundial is short and the night is long (the ghost is short and the night fork is long).
The first couplet is: "To wear clothes and shoes and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away".
Previous couplet: The Shanghai scholar got down to the first rank only for the sake of falling books (Luoshu); Next couplet: The people of Huating were affected by the disaster, all because of the sinful retribution (Niebao).
Previous couplet: The monk picks the harvest in the field. Next couplet: The beautiful woman holds the embroidery in front of the hall. The next line: "Hot, cold, warm, cool, respectful, thrifty".
The first line is: "The spider under the eaves is full of silk"; the second line is: "The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud".
Previous couplet: The ash heap is made into a pile of hemp Next couplet: The wind blows the lotus leaves like a tortoise.
Jokes:
1, "June 1" bachelor's day big reward, who have who happy. Name: bachelor. Used name: single men and women, older youth. Fashionable name: leftover men and women. Usage: Can be used to build love blocks, poke the emotional hornet's nest, steal the marriage tomb.
2, do not seek like glue, only to embrace the dainty wife; do not seek luminous cow B, only to heart is not empty; do not seek to love the irrigation, only to not be a public health; do not seek blind worship, only to never rash. On Hanukkah, I order you to reproduce your offspring earlier!
3, Guan Guan Ju, in the river of the continent, familiar with the Poetry Scriptures, just to pick up girls. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. Learning math, appointment time. Learning English, bubble foreign girls. I'm still single, but I'm still single. It's Hanukkah, so forget your bullshit ideals and be realistic, as long as you don't have a runny nose!
4. On the occasion of this Hanukkah, I would like to represent the "Leftover Dynasty" to wish all the "leftover fighters" and "leftover guests", "Fighting leftover Buddha", "Qitian big leftover" happy holidays, early "naked"!
1, the director of a line of 10 people out of the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
2.Pol.ice detained two disorderly vagrants and asked where they lived.
One of the hobos said, "I live in an empty house!"
"Do you?"
The other replied, "I live in the same house as his!"
3, just received a paycheck Lao Li walked out of the Finance Department, Xiao Ma busy greeted: "Lao Li, last month I borrowed 50 yuan should be paid back, right?"
"Sorry!" Old Li smiled and said, "I was going to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance deducted that 50 yuan.
4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to a soccer game in a grand stadium to open his eyes, "How's that for a great spectacle?"
The countryside relative said, "It's nothing special, just like the rabbits and chickens we have at home, and they won't go inside.
1, the director of a group of 10 people from the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by the Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
2.Pol.ice detained two disorderly vagrants and asked where they lived.
One of the hobos said, "I live in an empty house!"
"Do you?"
The other replied, "I live in the same house as his!"
3, just received a paycheck Lao Li walked out of the Finance Department, Xiao Ma busy greeted: "Lao Li, last month I borrowed 50 yuan should be paid back, right?"
"Sorry!" Old Li smiled and said, "I was going to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance deducted that 50 yuan.
4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to a soccer game in a grand stadium to open his eyes, "How's that for a great spectacle?"
The countryside relative said, "It's nothing unusual, it's just like the rabbits and chickens we have at home, they won't go into their nests."
5, the director of a line of 10 people out of the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
Ancient Poetry:
Chrysanthemums
Tang Yuan Zhen
Autumn clumps surround the house like a Taoist house,
All around the gracilarian edge the sun slopes.
It is not the chrysanthemum that is preferred among the flowers,
there is no more flower when this flower has finished blooming.
Climbing Feilai Peak
Song Wang Anshi
The thousand-search tower on Feilai Peak
I heard the rooster crowing and saw the sun rise.
Don't be afraid of the floating clouds covering my eyes,
I am at the highest peak.
The Deer Chai
Tang Wang Wei
On the empty mountain, I don't see anyone,
but I hear people's voices.
Returning to the deep forest,
Repeatedly shining on the moss.
The Fisherman on the River
Song Fan Zhongyan
The man who comes and goes on the river
But loves the beauty of the perch.
Just look at a boat,
that goes out in the storm.
Following the snow, I stayed with the master of Furong Mountain
Tang, Liu Changqing
Sunset is far away from Cangshan Mountain,
The sky is cold and the white house is poor.
The dog barks at the wood door,
and the man returns home at night in the wind and rain.
On the New Year's Day
Wang Anshi
The firecrackers cracked as the year drew to a close,
and the spring breeze brought warmth to the tassel.
Thousands of households have their pupils in the sun,
and they always change the new peach for the old one.
Hysteresis:
Hundreds of feet high pole hanging red lights ------ outside see inside red (metaphorically, there is something wrong on the surface, but in fact it does not work.)
Rotten eggs ------ not dumping can not
Big belly wife riding a donkey ------ leaning forward can not, leaning back also can not
Blindfolded Gui we ------ can not the right way
Sack embroidery ------ bottom is poor; the foundation of the poor; rough in the fine; the bottom does not work
Coquettish daughter-in-law ------ difficult to do without rice cook ( 比喻没有材料，手艺再高也白搭；没有条件，能力再强也不行。)
Building on the beach ------ foundation is poor; the bottom is not good; not firm; not stable
Blacksmith to work ------ not to fight not
Yama under the invitation ------ not to go not work
Fighting finished, tired ah, no credit also have bitter labor ah ! Some duplication of understanding
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2011-11-10 20:39 751787484 | Level 2
Harmonized couplets:
Previous couplet: Lanterns caged lanterns, paper (Hovenia) shells turned out to be only windproof. The next couplet; drum frame drum, Chenpi can not knock half down (Xia).
Previous couplet: Two monkeys broke the wood in the mountain, even the little monkey dared to saw it. The next couplet: A horse is stuck in the sludge, how can the old animal make a question (hoof). The dog gnawed the bones of a monk on the river. Bottom line: The water is flowing from Dongpo's poem. Previous couplet: Confucius was born in the Zhou Dynasty. The next couplet: Guang Dance (Wu) was born in Hanzhong.
Prev: Lian Zi's heart is bitter. The next couplet; The pear is sour in the belly.
Previous couplet: Two boats are competing to cross the river, the speed of the yawl is not as fast as that of the sail. The next couplet is: "The flute is clearer than the flute and the flute is more clear than the flute and the flute is more clear than the flute.
The first line: living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining about the river surroundings (Jiang Wei) is really difficult to travel step (Lu Bu). The next couplet; Birds in cages, thinking about the nest (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu not Zhang Fei.
The first line is: "A monk carries a load of grain on his field". The next couplet is: "A beautiful woman in front of the hall is holding the embroidery".
Previous couplet: "Spring is always in the sunny gate". The next couplet is: The family of a good man is blessed with a surplus of fish.
Previous couplet: Lotus root is the result of lotus. The next couplet is: "The apricot doesn't need a plum".
Previous couplet: Pulling nails from the stern of a ship, Confucius was born at the end of a boat (Zhou); Next couplet: Lightning flashes among the clouds, Huo Guang (firelight) came from Hanzhong.
Previous couplet: East doesn't care (pavilion), West doesn't care, wine does, Next couplet: Rise and fall, drink up (bar).
Previous couplet: "The plum blossom sweeps away the snow" (Duo Lai Mifa Solace). The next couplet is: look at the mountains and dance with the streams (1,2,3,4,5,6,7).
Previously, there is no need for hot wine. The next line is: "The hall is cool, but there is no need for a fan".
The first line is: "The stone in the center of the river is not a fake island"; the second line is: "The tiger skin on the back of the horse is called Ban Biao".
Previous couplet: The cat is cool under the bamboo, there is no summer heat; Next couplet: The butterfly is facing the sun among the flowers, there is even more wind (bees).
Previous couplet: Min Zi holds the white ox (Bao Niu) and passes through the prince's store; Next couplet: Bai Gong rides the black horse (Bai Gong Qi) and rushes to Gong Yechang (Gong Ye Chang).
Previous couplet: wooden clogs as shoes, the foot really has no shoes (impolite); Next couplet: coconut ladle as a lamp, the honor before the commission is not bell (unfaithful).
The first couplet is: "The mud is fat and the monk is thin". The next couplet is: the sundial is short and the night is long (the ghost is short and the night fork is long).
The first couplet is: "To wear clothes and shoes and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away".
Previous couplet: The Shanghai scholar got down to the first rank only for the sake of falling books (Luoshu); Next couplet: The people of Huating were affected by the disaster, all because of the sinful retribution (Niebao).
Previous couplet: The monk picks the harvest in the field. Next couplet: The beautiful woman holds the embroidery in front of the hall. The next line: "Hot, cold, warm, cool, respectful, thrifty".
The first line is: "The spider under the eaves is full of silk"; the second line is: "The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud".
Previous couplet: The ash heap is made into a pile of hemp Next couplet: The wind blows the lotus leaves like a tortoise.
Jokes:
1, "June 1" bachelor's day big reward, who have who happy. Name: bachelor. Used name: single men and women, older youth. Fashionable name: leftover men and women. Usage: Can be used to build love blocks, poke the emotional hornet's nest, steal the marriage tomb.
2, do not seek like glue, only to embrace the dainty wife; do not seek luminous cow B, only to heart is not empty; do not seek to love the irrigation, only to not be a public health; do not seek blind worship, only to never rash. On Hanukkah, I order you to reproduce your offspring earlier!
3, Guan Guan Ju, in the river of the continent, familiar with the Poetry Scriptures, just to pick up girls. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. Learning math, appointment time. Learning English, bubble foreign girls. I'm still single, but I'm still single. It's Hanukkah, so forget your bullshit ideals and be realistic, as long as you don't have a runny nose!
4. On the occasion of this Hanukkah, I would like to represent the "Leftover Dynasty" to wish all the "leftover fighters" and "leftover guests", "Fighting leftover Buddha", "Qitian big leftover" happy holidays, early "naked"!
1, the director of a line of 10 people out of the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
2.Pol.ice detained two disorderly vagrants and asked where they lived.
One of the hobos said, "I live in an empty house!"
"Do you?"
The other replied, "I live in the same house as his!"
3, just received a paycheck Lao Li walked out of the Finance Department, Xiao Ma busy greeted: "Lao Li, last month I borrowed 50 yuan should be paid back, right?"
"Sorry!" Old Li smiled and said, "I was going to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance deducted that 50 yuan.
4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to a soccer game in a grand stadium to open his eyes, "How's that for a great spectacle?"
The countryside relative said, "It's nothing special, just like the rabbits and chickens we have at home, and they won't go inside.
1, the director of a group of 10 people from the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by the Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
2.Pol.ice detained two disorderly vagrants and asked where they lived.
One of the hobos said, "I live in an empty house!"
"Do you?"
The other replied, "I live in the same house as his!"
3, just received a paycheck Lao Li walked out of the Finance Department, Xiao Ma busy greeted: "Lao Li, last month I borrowed 50 yuan should be paid back, right?"
"Sorry!" Old Li smiled and said, "I was going to pay it back, but I was late twice this month, and the finance deducted that 50 yuan.
4. A city dweller takes a relative from the countryside to a soccer game in a grand stadium to open his eyes, "How's that for a great spectacle?"
The countryside relative said, "It's nothing unusual, it's just like the rabbits and chickens we have at home, they won't go into their nests."
5, the director of a line of 10 people out of the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table."
Ancient Poetry:
Chrysanthemums
Tang Yuan Zhen
Autumn clumps surround the house like a Taoist house,
All around the gracilarian edge the sun slopes.
It is not the chrysanthemum that is preferred among the flowers,
there is no more flower when this flower has finished blooming.
Climbing Feilai Peak
Song Wang Anshi
The thousand-search tower on Feilai Peak
I heard the rooster crowing and saw the sun rise.
Don't be afraid of the floating clouds covering my eyes,
I am at the highest peak.
The Deer Chai
Tang Wang Wei
On the empty mountain, I don't see anyone,
but I hear people's voices.
Returning to the deep forest,
Repeatedly shining on the moss.
The Fisherman on the River
Song Fan Zhongyan
The man who comes and goes on the river
But loves the beauty of the perch.
Just look at a boat,
that goes out in the storm.
Following the snow, I stayed with the master of Furong Mountain
Tang, Liu Changqing
Sunset is far away from Cangshan Mountain,
The sky is cold and the white house is poor.
The dog barks at the wood door,
and the man returns home at night in the wind and rain.
On the New Year's Day
Wang Anshi
The firecrackers cracked as the year drew to a close,
and the spring breeze brought warmth to the tassel.
Thousands of households have their pupils in the sun,
and they always change the new peach for the old one.
Hysteresis:
Hundreds of feet high pole hanging red lights ------ outside see inside red (metaphorically, there is something wrong on the surface, but in fact it does not work.)
Rotten eggs ------ not dumping can not
Big belly wife riding a donkey ------ leaning forward can not, leaning back also can not
Blindfolded Gui we ------ can not the right way
Sack embroidery ------ bottom is poor; the foundation of the poor; rough in the fine; the bottom does not work
Coquettish daughter-in-law ------ difficult to do without rice cook ( 比喻没有材料，手艺再高也白搭；没有条件，能力再强也不行。)
Building on the beach ------ foundation is poor; the bottom is not good; not firm; not stable
Blacksmith to work ------ not to fight not
Yan under the invitation ------ not to go not
Fighting finished, tired ah, no credit also have bitter labor ah ! Some of the repetition of the understanding Hey
Hope to get the affirmation
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2011-11-10 20:39 恋吖の | First Class
Don't know ah
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2011-11-10 21:16 Hot netizens
Jokes about Chinese Character Harmonization
A prefect with a heavy accent went to the village to make a presentation: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!!"
(Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, we're having a meeting now!!!)
After the governor finished his speech, the host said, "Savory dishes please, sausage and melon!
(Interpretation: The township chief will now speak!)
The township chief said, "Rabbits, today's meal dogs eat, everyone is a big wangbang!"
(Translation: Comrades, there's enough rice for today, everyone is a big bowl!)
No soy sauce melon, I pick up a dog shit for you to lick．
(Translation: don't talk, I'll tell you a story...)
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2011-11-12 21:23 1270237855 | Level 1
Your brother-in-law, I can't do it
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2011-11-13 12:07 Hot netizens
Blowing horns across the doorway --- ---------- name tweeted out.
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2011-11-14 16:34 Love cat's fish | Grade 1
Harmonic couplets
1. Lotus (Lian) son in the heart of bitterness Pear (away from the) children inside the belly of the acid
2. Body in the Pagoda, the eyes of the Kongming (Zhu Geliang), the complaint of the river surrounded by the (Jiang Wei) really difficult to travel step (Lu Bu)
3. Birds in cages, thinking of nests (Cao Cao), hate Guan Yu (Guan Yu) can not Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)
4. Two boats racing, sculling speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sails (Pan Kuai)
5. Hundreds of pipes competing for the sound of the flute, the flute is clear (Di Qing) is difficult to compare with the Xiaoxiao and (Xiaoxiao He)
6. Lotus root due to the lotus (because of what is even) Apricots do not need to be plums (fortunate enough to be not needing a matchmaker)
7. Confucius was born in the boat (Zhou) Wei Guangmai (Wu) from Hanzhong
Previous couplet: monk crossing the river, handbrake lotus where to insert?
The next line is: "Who planted the persimmon tree in front of me?
New couplet: the commissioner entered the exam, the face of the prestige for very obscene! (Ruthless)
The first couplet: He is the head of the department, the head of the department, the head of the department, the head of the department of the department of the department of the department of the department of the department of the person who is the head of the department.
The first line: Mr. grinding ink, ink splash Mr. two veins of ink.
Next couplet: Mei Xiang burns coal, coal explodes Mei Xiang's two eyebrows coal.
Next couplet: The shepherd boy cuts down the wood, the wood hurts the shepherd boy's two eyes wood.
Previous couplet: Tree tungzi, tree under the child, the child hit tungzi, tungzi fall child joy.
The next line is: in front of the house, outside the garden, inside the house outside the staff, outside the staff to sweep outside the garden, outside the garden outside the clean staff outside the quiet.
New couplet: behind the courtyard in the corridor, in the courtyard langzhong, langzhong walking in the corridor, langzhong in the corridor is quiet langzhong leisurely. (Ruthless)
Previous couplet: Cattail leaf, peach leaf, grape leaf, herbaceous and woody.
Next couplet: plum blossom, osmanthus flower, rose flower, spring and autumn fragrance.
Previous couplet: Frost falls, who pities the widow with cold feet.
Next couplet: The valley rains rain, I pity the girl's lonely and cold body.
Previously, there are six or seven floors of the pagoda, which can accommodate a big crane.
Next couplet: 12 pages of the book, in the memory of spring and fall.
New Couplet: Genealogy four or five strokes, the book of Laozi. （
Previous couplet: The Buddha's seal is on the water's edge, looking for mussels to eat.
Next couplet: Bringing home on the Dongpo River.
Note: One day, Dong Po went out to play with his family, and encountered Fo Yin digging mussels at the water's edge, so he came up with this couplet. Harmony: Fo Yin water-side search 'stick' to eat. Buddha Yin heard, to Dong Po with his family came
And the right, harmonic: Dong Po on the river with 'yoke' to come.
Superior couplet: the recent scholar all myopia, the capital banned the test of the scholar, the scholar lapel wet, towel wipe.
Upper couplet: Sinan woman tongren go.
Next couplet: Shangcai cooks come to Huili.
Note: This couplet was written by Wu Jin San of the Qing Dynasty. His friends out of this top line refers to a Sinan local women to Tongren there, harmonized: Sinan women with people to go; into the three pointing to the chef on the dishes and the original
Come to this chef's ancestral home in Shangcai, and then live in Huili, often in the two places, harmonized: on the dishes chef braised carp to come.
The first line: under heavy rain wheat irrigation seed.
Next couplet: dry upland fields will be dry.
Note: This couplet harmonizes Xia Dayu; Mozi Spring and Autumn Sons (Mai, Mozi ancient homophones); Guanzhong: Spring and Autumn characters; Han Gao Di: Han Gaozu Liu Bang; Tian He: the early Han Dynasty, "Yi" learning
masters; Bi Gan: Minister of the Shang Zhou Dynasty.
Previous couplet: Agate is not originally a horse's brain.
Next couplet: Rangan is not a wolf's liver.
Previous couplet: Harvest flower is not as beautiful as lotus flower.
Next couplet: Berries are more sour than plums.
Previous couplet: The rhinoceros in the west of the river is happy to play.
Next couplet: 囿右鼬悠游.
Previously, chickens are hungry for beans.
The next couplet is: "The rat is on the beam in the summer"
The first couplet is: "The mud is fat and the grass is thin.
Next couplet: The sundial is short and the night is long.
Note: This couplet harmonizes with 'Ni fat and monk thin'; 'Ghost short night difference long'.
The first line is: "The plum blossom sweeps away the snow".
Next couplet: "Look at the mountains and dance with the streams".
Note: The beauty of this couplet is that the first line is read sharply as a tone scale: 'Duo Lai Mifa Soraxi'. The next line is read in dialect: 'one, two, three, four, five, six, seven'.
The first line: wa digging frogs out of tiles.
The next couplet: Mom scolds the horse for eating hemp.
The first line is: "A good book is not a good book".
The next couplet is: good reading is not good reading.
Previous couplet: the tour of the West Lake to mention tin pots tin pots fell West Lake pity tin pots
Next couplet: the tour of the West Mountain to get clothes clothes clothes fell West Mountain pity good clothes
Next couplet: meet the Jizi add family family family meet the Jizi Jiazijiajia
New couplet: past the Jiuwan Optimization wine bowl wine bowl lost the Jiuwan long time sighing wine bowl (merciless)
New couplet: the past the Tongyan shot Tong Yan Tong Yan shooting Tong Yan shooting Tong Yan pain Tong Yan (merciless)
New couplet: past the Tongyan shoot Tong Yan Tong Yan (merciless)
New Couplet: Entering Beijing to Offer Platinum and Hiding Hundred Pounds of Platinum in Beijing
Note: Jiuwan: Jiuwan Stream in the Three Gorges. The first line reads "hang" and the second, fourth and seventh characters read "xing"
The first line reads: "The child plays with the tung tree, the tung tree falls, the child is happy".
Next couplet;The daughter-in-law carries a tin pot, which is leaking, and the daughter-in-law is angry.
The next couplet; The monk stands on the river, the river crumbles, the monk runs.
Previous couplet:The hungry chicken stole the rice, the child tube beat.
The next couplet is; a mouse coughing on a cool beam.
The first line:Li hit the carp, carp sinks to the bottom, Li sinks carp floats.
The next line is; the wind blows the bees, the bees pounce on the ground, the wind rests and the bees fly.
Previous couplet: Jia Shao came to drunkenness not a fake fall.
Next couplet; Liu Ling drinks wine without leaving zero.
Previous couplet: The rain hits the beach, sinks a islet, and gusts a islet.
Next couplet; The wind blows the candle, flowing halfway, leaving halfway.
Previous line: Commander burns paper, ashes fly up to the commander's head.
Next couplet; Cultivate the delicacies, the delicacies fill the belly of the cultivator.
Previous couplet: A shepherd boy cuts down a tree, the tree hits the shepherd boy's eyes.
Next couplet; Plum fragrance burning coal, coal wipe plum fragrance two eyebrows coal.
The first line is: Move the chair and lean on the tree to enjoy the moon together.
The next line is: "The lighted lamp is on the pavilion, and each of us is studying books".
The first line: "A thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago, a thousand years ago.
Next couplet: "The moon and the people are in the shadow of the moon and the people are in the shadow of the moon and the people are in the shadow of the moon and the people are in the shadow of the moon and the people are in the shadow of the moon and the moon.
The first line: "Looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river on the river, looking at the river, the river building a thousand years, the river flow a thousand years.
Next couplet; Moon Well, Moon Shadow, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well, Moon Shadow in Moon Well.
Previous Couplet: Father Wuzi, Son Wuzi, Father and Son Wuzi.
Next couplet; 师司徒, 徒司徒, 师徒司徒.
Previous couplet: A yellow rat walks in the yellow corn field, the rat drags the corn cob.
The next line is: "Under the poplar tree, a white sheep is lying down, and the sheep is chewing on the poplar branch".
The first line is: "The ice is freezing, the soldiers are hitting the ice, the ice is opening and the soldiers are going away.
Next couplet: Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes; Muddy shoes.
The first line: There is no mountain as good as Mount Wu.
Next couplet; No water can be as clear as the river.
Previous line: The maple is planted on the peak, the wind blows the maple, but the peak doesn't move.
The next line is; The heron on the side of the road, the dew falls and the heron is startled, it is difficult to be startled on the road.
The first line is: "The idle man is not allowed to enter the wise man".
Next couplet; The thief does not come to the road.
New couplet: The thief does not come to the laborer.
New couplet: Sinners do not come to drunkards. （
Previous couplet: The tree is full of tung nuts, the child is under the tree, the child hits the tung nuts, the tung nuts fall, the child is happy.
Next couplet; In front of the house, outside the garden, inside the house, outside the officer, outside the officer sweeping the garden, outside the garden is clean, outside the officer is quiet.
Previous couplet: Monk Fazheng, carrying soup to the pagoda, careless mistake, soup dripping hot pagoda.
Next couplet: Old Xu, a tailor, was playing chess with his wife, when he realized that he had missed his eyes, she got up and threw away the game.
Previous couplet: Luoyang Bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows buckwheat bridge does not move.
Next line: Parrot Island, the state boat, the water makes the boat flow Chau does not flow.
The first line is: "Mommy rides a horse, and when the horse is slow, Mommy scolds the horse.
Next couplet: Niu Niu Boom Cow, Cow Screwing Niu Niu Screwing Cow.
Previous couplet: Lin Xiangru, Sima Xiangru, the name is Xiangru, but the reality is not.
Next couplet: Wei Wu Ji, Chang Sun Wu Ji, he is Wu Ji, this is also Wu Ji.
Previous couplet: Star in the sky, salary under the ground, human center, different meanings of words.
Next couplet: Geese in the clouds, swallows in front of the eaves, and quail-like birds by the hedges, the same kind of things.
Previous couplet: Two monkeys break the wood deep in the mountain, even a small monkey dares to saw (sentence).
Next couplet: A horse is stuck in the sludge, how can an old animal make a question (hoof).
The first line is: "The lotus root is the root of the lotus" (因荷而得藕).
The next couplet is: "The apricot does not need a plum".
Previously, the dog gnawed the bones of a monk on the river.
Next couplet; The water flows with the poem of Dongpo (corpse).
The first line is: "Spring is always in the sun".
Next couplet; A good family celebrates the surplus (fish).
Previous couplet: A monk carries the harvest on the field.
Next couplet: A beautiful woman is holding an embroidery in front of the hall.
Previously, Confucius was born in the Zhou Dynasty.
The next line is; Guangmai (Wu) was born in Hanzhong.
Previous couplet: Lanterns are made of paper (Hovenia) shells which are only used to protect against the wind.
Next couplet; The drums are made of Chenpi, which can't be knocked down halfway (Xia).
Previous couplet: Lian Zi is bitter in the heart.
The next couplet is: "The pear is sour in the belly.
The first line: "I'm in a pagoda, I'm looking at Kongming, I'm complaining that it's hard to travel around the river".
Next couplet; Birds in cages, thinking of nests, hating Guan Yu not Zhang Fei.
Note: This couplet for the Neijiang Sanyuan Tower couplet. Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei), Lu Bu (Lu Bu), Cao Cao (Cao Cao), Guan Yu, Zhang Fei.
Previous couplet: The two boats are racing, the yawl is not as fast as the sail.
Next line: A hundred pipes compete for the sound of the flute, but the sound of the flute is not as clear as the sound of the Xiao.
Note: The words "sculling", "sailing", "flute" and "Xiao He" are harmonized with the Three Kingdoms. Characters: Lu Su, Pan Kuai, Di Qing, Xiao He.
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2011-11-17 18:24 Hot netizens
The east side of the sunrise and the west side of the rain, the road is not clear there is clear.
The silk worm is not exhausted until it dies, and the wax torch turns into ashes and the tears begin to dry.
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2011-11-17 22:20 Hot netizens
Previous couplet: The monk on the field. The next couplet is: "The beautiful woman in front of the hall is holding the embroidery cut".
The first line is: "Spring is always in the sun". The next couplet is: The family of a good man is blessed with a surplus of fish.
Previous couplet: Lotus root is the result of lotus. The next couplet is: "The apricot doesn't need a plum".
Previous couplet: Pulling nails from the stern of a ship, Confucius was born at the end of a boat (Zhou); Next couplet: Lightning flashes among the clouds, Huo Guang (firelight) came from Hanzhong.
Previous couplet: East doesn't care (pavilion), West doesn't care, wine does, Next couplet: Rise and fall, drink up (bar).
Previous couplet: "The plum blossom sweeps away the snow" (Duo Lai Mifa Solace). The next couplet is: look at the mountains and dance with the streams (1,2,3,4,5,6,7).
Previously, there is no need for hot wine. The next line is: "The hall is cool, but there is no need for a fan".
The first line is: "The stone in the center of the river is not a fake island"; the second line is: "The tiger skin on the back of the horse is called Ban Biao".
Previous couplet: The cat is cooled under the bamboo, and there is no summer heat; Next couplet: The butterfly is facing the sun among the flowers, and there is even more wind (bees).
Previous couplet: Min Zi holds the white ox (Bao Niu) and passes through the prince's store; Next couplet: Bai Gong rides the black horse (Bai Gong Qi) and rushes to Gong Yechang (Gong Ye Chang).
Previous couplet: wooden clogs as shoes, the foot really has no shoes (impolite); Next couplet: coconut ladle as a lamp, the honor before the commission is not bell (unfaithful).
The first couplet is: "The mud is fat and the monk is thin". The next couplet is: the sundial is short and the night is long (the ghost is short and the night fork is long).
The first couplet is: "To wear clothes and shoes and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To lose often"; the second couplet is: "To abandon armor and drag soldiers and walk away".
Previous couplet: The Shanghai scholar got down to the first rank only for the sake of falling books (Luoshu); Next couplet: The people of Huating were affected by the disaster, all because of the sinful retribution (Niebao).
Previous couplet: The monk picks the harvest in the field. Next couplet: The beautiful woman holds the embroidery in front of the hall. The next line: "Hot, cold, warm, cool, respectful, thrifty".
The first line is: "The spider under the eaves is full of silk"; the second line is: "The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud".
Previous couplet: The ash heap is made into a pile of hemp Next couplet: The wind blows the lotus leaves like a tortoise.
Jokes:
1, "June 1" bachelor's day big reward, who have who happy. Name: bachelor. Used name: single men and women, older youth. Fashionable name: leftover men and women. Usage: Can be used to build love blocks, poke the emotional hornet's nest, steal the marriage tomb.
2, do not seek like glue, only to embrace the dainty wife; do not seek luminous cow B, only to heart is not empty; do not seek to love the irrigation, only to not be a public health; do not seek blind worship, only to never rash. On Hanukkah, I order you to reproduce your offspring earlier!
4, the city people take the country relatives to the grand stadium to see the soccer game, let him open his eyes, "how, the scene is great, right?"
The countryside relative said, "It's nothing special, just like the rabbits and chickens we have at home, and they won't go inside.
1, the director of a group of 10 people from the hotel are crowded on a travel car, on the road was stopped by the Pol.ice, Pol.ice on duty asked: "The car is a fixed number of people?"
The driver said, "Eight."
The Pol.ice asked again, "How many people are in your car?"
The director snaps and replies, "Exactly one table.
" Couplet: Lantern cage lights, paper (Hovenia) shells turned out to be only windproof. The next couplet; drum frame drum, Chenpi can not knock half down (Xia).
Previous couplet: Two monkeys broke the wood in the mountain, the little monkey also dared to saw (sentence). The next couplet: A horse is stuck in the sludge, how can the old animal make a question (hoof). The dog gnawed the bones of a monk on the river. Bottom line: The water is flowing from Dongpo's poem. Previous couplet: Confucius was born in the Zhou Dynasty. The next couplet: Guang Dance (Wu) was born in Hanzhong.
Ancient Poetry:
Chrysanthemums
Tang Yuan Zhen
Autumn clusters surround the house like a Taoist house,
All around the Gracilarian edge the sun is slanting.
It is not the chrysanthemum that is preferred among the flowers,
there is no more flower when this flower has finished blooming.
Climbing Feilai Peak
Song Wang Anshi
The thousand-search tower on Feilai Peak
I heard the rooster crowing and saw the sun rise.
Don't be afraid of the floating clouds covering my eyes,
I am at the highest peak.
The Deer Chai
Tang Wang Wei
On the empty mountain, I don't see anyone,
but I hear people's voices.
Returning to the deep forest,
Repeatedly shining on the moss.
The Fisherman on the River
Song Fan Zhongyan
The man who comes and goes on the river
But loves the beauty of the perch.
Just look at a boat,
that goes out in the storm.
Following the snow, I stayed with the master of Furong Mountain
Tang, Liu Changqing
Sunset is far away from Cangshan Mountain,
The sky is cold and the white house is poor.
The dog barks at the wood door,
and the man returns home at night in the wind and rain.
On the New Year's Day
Wang Anshi
The firecracker sounded the beginning of the year,
and the spring breeze brought warmth into the tassel.
Thousands of households have their pupils in the sun,
and they always change the new peach for the old one.
Hysteresis:
Hundred-foot pole hanging red lights ------ outside see inside red (metaphorically, there is something wrong on the surface, but in fact it does not work.)
Rotten eggs ------ not dumping can not
Big belly wife riding a donkey ------ leaning forward can not, leaning back also can not
Blindfolded Gui we ------ can not the right way
Sack embroidery ------ bottom is poor; the foundation of the poor; rough in the fine; the bottom does not work
Coquettish daughter-in-law ------ difficult to do without rice cook ( 比喻没有材料，手艺再高也白搭；没有条件，能力再强也不行。)
Building on the beach ------ foundation is poor; the bottom is not good; not firm; not stable
Blacksmith to work ------ not to fight not
Yan under the invitation ------ not to go not
Fighting finished, tired ah, no credit also have bitter labor ah ! Some repetition of the understanding Hey
Hope to get affirmation
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2011-11-18 20:56 1203191872 | Level 1
Da onion mixed with tofu - a clear (green) two white Pickles fried tofu -- have words (salt) in the first
Nephews playing lanterns -- as usual (uncle) Lime on the mouth -- white say (brush)
Fine Moutai - old lose (Su)
Four taels of cotton - talk (bullet) on Liangshan Po military division - no (Wu) with
Air sacks ------------ pretending to be crazy. (pretend wind).
Song Jiang's military division ---------- useless. (Wu) use.
Old woman on the henhouse -------- fool. (Ben Egg).
The straw hat seller throws a flat straw ------ Stay Rope. (stay on the rope).
Brother not at home ---------- less come. (Sister-in-law comes).
Nephew playing lantern ---------- as usual. (shine uncle).