In the end how many people funny paragraph is as follows:
One, want to send you a super cute gift, but the courier will not let me drill in the box.
Three, I sprinkled the universe with salt, and if I'm not asleep by three o'clock, I'll be eating a salt-baked little planet tonight.
Four, I am a little sheep, today shearing the wool I lost sheep.
Fifth, what if I'm old, those square dances look so hard.
Sixth, just taxi dispatch center called me and said the driver found me left in the car things, I asked what things left in the car? Oh it turned out to be my noble and elegant temperament.
Seven, like you, do not sleep at night, eat four hands, waterproof cell phone, do not play games.
Eight, do people sincere point, speak on speak, do not beat around the bush, well, your face acne really much!
9, I just lay into the quilt, only to find that I forgot to turn off the lights, turn off the lights back to the quilt, want to go to the bathroom, after the bathroom back, and forgot to turn off the lights.
Ten, now like to sleep, fall asleep, no pain, no joy, not alone, nothing to think about, good luck can also save a meal money.
Xi, recognize strangers is actually very troublesome, many lies have to say once more.
Twelve, people's looks can be divided into two kinds, one is born beautiful, the second is born inspirational.
Thirteen, when I was a child, my family was poor and could not afford to buy a bicycle, so I took a taxi to school every day.
fourteenth, "There is a kind of horse in the world, composed of black and white colors, may I ask what kind of horse?" Xiaoming: "QR code!"