The three main reasons why you should wear cycling clothes before going for a ride

One, wearing cycling jerseys allows you to logically achieve what you've always really wanted to do ---- by wearing sexy fall pants on the street. That majestic bulge between your legs makes you feel twice as manly!

Two, cycling jerseys fit snugly and can reduce air resistance. It makes your whole body slippery, like an old mudskipper rolling around in muddy water.

Three, wearing cycling jerseys can make you look more professional, and can compare the aura of a square dancing mom. Everyone thinks you're a professional athlete. Even if you're riding a Phoenix 28-inch messenger bike, you can look like you just came off the Tour de France. Make people doubly feel how awesome your crotch is.