2. When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so now I'm short; now I love to eat, so I'm fat and short.
3. I hope I can become an interesting and rich people, really can't, light money is also possible.
4, so many good-looking and lovely girl a more than a low self-esteem, so many ugly and oil men a more than a confident.
5, what is the use of good-looking, and do not let me sleep, and do not sleep with me.
6, some people always say they are not good, a scale but a lot of fat.
7, accidentally drenched in a rain, so worried that it will be lovely to germinate.
8, there are two kinds of the world's most lovely. One is a poor memory, and the second I forgot.
9, my hobbies can be divided into two kinds of static and dynamic, static is to sleep, dynamic is to turn over.
10, to give myself to you, although very cute, but I can not afford to raise.
11, I'm just a teenager, love can be late but not takeout.
12, the subway said prohibited to carry flammable and explosive materials, I silently get off, because I'm cute to burst.
13, short legs in addition to cute, pick up money fast.
14, sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I do not love sports, because I am not the kind of people who are greedy for enjoyment.
15, you can live like a pig, but you can't be as happy as a pig.
16, there is no such thing as an unbroken feast, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.
17, please care about the side of the food, may be she did not pay attention to hold up.
18, shoulders a little itchy, may be growing little wings.
19, to judge a girl's taste is good or bad, talk to her in love, if she refuses, it shows that the taste is not good.
20, to fall in love should let the boyfriend in every way, let him cook, let him wash dishes, let him wash clothes, let him make money.
21, Chinese Americans count for nothing, I am a Chinese beauty.
22, previously proposed to go to bed, will say that your motive for love is impure; now proposed to fall in love, will say that your motive for going to bed is impure.
23, like a person, do not have to be and she fell in love, direct marriage is also OK.
24, there is time for us to talk about a relationship, but not time for me to continue to be in love with you.
25, my mom even let me clean up the house, what are you kidding me, I'm a messy room good people.
26, I have a heart to get up early, but the quilt and bed do not agree.
27. Every morning I have to look at the Forbes list, and if I don't, I'll go to work.
28, a small drop of people ah, stupid not cold Deng ah, every day love poor happy ah.
29, so want to talk about a, your mom took 10 million to let me leave you in love.
30, good night, help me turn off the moon, thank you.
31, transformed into cream ice cream, melted in the palm of my brother's hand.
32, I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child, and my studies are not good because I do not dare to look at the blackboard.
33, if you use the beauty of the plan, I will be on the plan.
34, we get back together, I miss you, this season is too difficult to play!
35, do what you can not, eat the first place.
36, I do battle with fat, almost did not sacrifice.
37, I have only two things in my life will not, this will not, that will not.
38, what if I'm old, those square dances are so hard.
39, if life betrays me, I hope it is sold by the pound.
40, because of personal reasons, this summer I remain obese.
41, after checking the balance in the Alipay, I finally did not jump this hanging heart.
42, many years ago you a take care, I have not been thin.
43, is the gold will always shine, not to mention I am a diamond.
44, toss a coin, if the fall broken today will not eat snacks.
45, the color of the bills in the pocket, determines the mood today.
46, so late you do not sleep, there must be things, for example, worried about not getting up tomorrow morning.
47, since the neurological disease, the whole person has become much more spiritual.
48, where I am not good, you tell me, I will delete you!
49, look down at their own meat, really can not shake off the tenderness.
50, I hope everyone is a little better for themselves, can blame the boyfriend do not blame themselves.
51, I heard that on rainy days do not take umbrellas, and the brain into the water more with Oh.
52, collect a closed disciple, before that was the door clamped dead.
53, some people just do not know enough, obviously have a double chin, but also want to double eyelid.
54, the weather is really hot, looking for a little brother to chill out.
55, from now on, you social, I am rich, we perfume is not guilty of flower water.
56, even dared to use the beauty plan on me, then I will plan to plan.
57, between me and the salted fish, the biggest difference is that it is super salty me super sweet.
58, that who, stop, quickly to my account book up.
59, your home is really poor, I said to go to your home to play, you said no door.
60, I was 15 years old and came out to fight, from nothing to the development of the present, heavily indebted.