April Fool's Day Funny Paragraphs
April Fool's Day is April 1, do you know any funny paragraphs about April Fool's Day? The following is my compilation of April Fools' Day funny paragraph essays, just for reference.
April Fool's Day funny paragraph Part 1
1. Listen to you talk, I am like a spring breeze; to see you perform, I am relaxed; to hear you sing, I am as drunk as a maniac; to see you text message, I am happy and pleasant; you, you still do not send me a text message?
2. I dare not go to sleep. Every time you fall asleep to dream of you, wake up always endless thoughts and sadness. It is better to be awake to adjust. If continue to keep this state, I prefer myself not to wake up. Always sleep in the dream.
3. When a Chinese professor went abroad to give a speech, he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't speak English very well, so please forgive me. My relationship with English is like my relationship with my wife: I love her, but I can't control her.
4. Look at the report that a restaurant in Qingdao, a 38 yuan shrimp checkout is by only counting, but not a cold sweat - I just ordered a 10 yuan egg fried rice, if the checkout is charged by the grain of rice. How to do?
5. Do not tell anyone that I contacted you, or you and I are in danger, you have no empty room for me to avoid two days, I bring three tons of gold, nine nuclear bombs, eighteen beautiful women, five thousand soldiers, I am Osama bin Laden, I am alive.
6. Last night a mosquito slipped into the mosquito net, two or three times to catch not go, in the ear lingering buzzing noise I can not sleep! Toss and turn ah ah! Annoying ah ah buzzing! Later still have to thank my wife, snapped two, and I was deafened.
7. You dream of having a house, do not pay the mortgage, facing the sea, can call takeout, express direct, a bunch of friends, humming a little tune, fall asleep comfortably, casually eat vegetables, but also in love, the room has been found: happy farms to steal vegetables!
8. College upgraded to the university, a few years later, the departments also rose to the college, the president of the summing up of the General Assembly spoke with emotion: students, from now on, our school has a department (theater) of the era is over, and from now on into the no department (theater) era!
9. sister now in the electrocardiogram room transfer section, look at a 4-year-old boy child long cute, so pinch his cheeks, the results, ahem, static electricity, I am embarrassed to take back the hand, the little baby proudly said: Auntie was my electricity!
10. There is no answer, the wind is only rotating, there is no ending, time to slow down, breathing there is no hear, you are in these years, my happiness is very simple, meet you, I'm very lucky, in love with you, I'm very happy, marry me.
11. After the English four exams, A said to B: the person in front of me is too bad, he simply does not let me copy! B said: that's not as bad as the person in front of me, thirty multiple choice questions he gave me twenty-nine answers, how do you think I copied?
12. The gap between rich and poor is getting bigger and bigger! Some people say it is a social problem, some people say it is an economic problem, some people say the system problem, I want to say: is the text message is not delivered in time to the problem of the World Poverty Eradication Day happy! May you earn a lot of money!
13. I was shy to confess for the first time, so I chose to confess on April Fool's Day. I said I like you very much! The girl also said I like you, I did not expect to come out: Happy April Fool's Day!
14. Wang Laohan is a country doctor, honest and honest, more than 30 is still single. Friends have asked him why he is not married to a wife, Wang said with a sad face: "No money how to marry a wife? Only the village doctor's salary." The words did not fall, the friend picked up: "such as. How to SayGoodbye?"
15. frost frost, happy from heaven! Fortunate star descending, wish you: Fortunate star high popularity! The life star descended, wish you: life and the sky together body great! God of Fortune, I wish you: good fortune and smooth road! Frost is coming, I wish you good health and good mood!
16. sister: merciful God ah, please give me a thoughtful and witty and love my boyfriend. God: I gave you ah. You're the one who told him that it would be better for the two of you to be friends.
17. On the wedding scene, the bride and groom were about to exchange rings, when a broad boy suddenly rushed onto the stage, pulled out a bank card and said to the groom, "Take it, there's 3 million dollars in it, and you'll let me have the bride." "You count for nothing! Don't mess around here, get the hell out!" The groom took the card and turned to the bride.
18.6 bumped into 9 said: walk two steps on the walk two steps, practicing what inverted ah; 0 bumped into 8 said: fat on the fat, but also what to tie the waistband of the pants ah; 7 bumped into 2 said: line don't kneel and then kneeling is not married to you!
19. I want you to feel like: fried vegetables did not put salt; apples are not too sweet; drinking less smoke; shopping forget to bring money. I will think of you when I have time, I will take time to think of you when I don't have time, really can't take time to think of me - nothing to do, just think of you.
20. A: last night your wife made a fuss? B: Yes, she was mad at the dog. A: Poor dog! I think I heard your wife even threaten to take away its key to the door!
21.A: I didn't sleep all night yesterday! B: Why? A: I killed a mosquito! But who knows a moment to a large group of mosquitoes to give it a memorial service, and then they actually get together!
22. Q: What is the goddess? A: In addition to being able to do, nothing can do! And ask: what is a woman? Another answer: in addition to not being able to do, everything can do! In Q: Silk and tycoon difference? In the answer: Dabao see every day and every day health care!
23. The boss said to a customer reflecting the quality of housing construction: I heard that you want to go to the cemetery after my death to spit on my grave, is it true? The customer said: Don't worry, I changed my mind, I don't have the patience to stand in line.
24. Just now, I picked a firecracker, ready to put the New Year, you saw, you have to point, I said do not point, you and I vomit, shouting "I do not point I do not point", the results of the hospital to take you away.
25. If you go to the toilet, I would like to be your handkerchief; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye of your eyes; if you die of heat, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body three feet.
26. I am as good to you as: a bird in love with the sky, hoping to fly freely in your heart; fish in love with the sea, only you can let me breathe; mice in love with cats, for you to pay for your life, at all costs!
27. I picked up 10 dollars on the side of the road, hand it over to the webmaster handsome inside the hand, handsome take the money, to me to put the head point, I'm happy to say, punch a member.
28. Career, you are a "fool", with the spirit of moving mountains; life you are a "fisherman", always catching happiness; April Fool's Day is here, I wish you to put the "joy of fools!
29. The morning sun is red, and our love is empty. The sun at noon is red like fire, why is it always me who is injured? The evening sun fell in the west, it is a woman's trouble!
30. The reporter interviewed a 95-year-old woman and asked her if she had any worries after getting older. Grandma thought for a moment and replied: "I always like older than their own age, mature and stable boys. Now they're all dead oops."
31. A joke: Congratulations you have been accepted to Frog University, Toad Department, shameless class, please bring a psychiatric certificate, take the 250 bus to Fool Road, get off at Missing Eye Street! Please stand at the entrance of the school and giggle when you enroll!
32. In the church, a little boy was praying: "God! I only have one small wish, please move the capital to New York!" A priest, hearing this from the side, asked the little boy, "Little friend, why do you pray for the capital to be moved to New York?" The little boy replied, "There was a test question asking where the capital was, and I answered New York."
33. At this stage, the wage is always missing, the child can not be rewarded, meet the wife dare not yell, leisure can not go to the mall, the road meets the beauty of the heart is difficult to itch, the result is that the price of goods and skyrocketing, all the good are empty dream.
34. Girls eat eat it is not a crime. And then fat people also have the power to gain weight, face slim behind is actually emaciated. People who love you will not care about your waistline, taste the taste of food that has been a long time, even if it is also a beauty!
35. Happy April Fool's Day: write down a person's name on the paper, write M on the top of the first word, write W below, write E on the left, write W below the last word, write Q on the right, and then connect the letters with an arc. There is a surprise discovery!
36. Last weekend I played the game in the Internet cafe, the phone suddenly rang, the ear came from a friend of the long words, are more than twenty years old, all day know that the game, no wonder you can not find a girlfriend, can not be a little bit of interest ah. I: Speak human words. He: three short of one.
37. Xiao Li at the dance can not find a partner, bored. At this time came a dashing man, asked Xiaoli: you want to dance? Xiao Li was very happy, and quickly said: Thank you, to get. Men: then I can sit in your chair.
38. April Fools' Day, our unit leader received a text message, said the night to go to which restaurant to drink a little wine, the night to that found a table but the guests did not come, call to ask to know is April Fools' Day, the results of a table in addition to the guests to eat together. But the April Fool's Day can not afford to hurt ah!
39. Learning math people you can not afford to hurt, ask him where my position, he said he had to measure carefully; ask him in the end how much he loves you, he said to look at him look at your frequency; ask him how beautiful you are, he said that the golden section of the incomparable!
40. A student clothes printed: "Adidas", the first day, dropped a A word, into Didas. The second day dropped the word S, finally. Finally. Only one Di word left. It turns out that another piece of Baiyun Guan ah.
April Fool's Day funny paragraph Part 21, if I have a happy candy, I will give you, may you be happy! If I have two, I will give you a grain to stay a grain, we *** with happy! If I have three, I will give you all, because I want you to have more cavities than me!
2. In the woods is "wood", in the talk show is "showman", in the math is "ghost", in the thinking is "money", in the texting is "money", in the texting is "money", in the texting is "money", in the texting is "money", and in the texting is "money", and in the texting is "money". Money", texting is "genius", April Fool's Day is watching and laughing at the text message is "stupid".
3, the weekend is here, send you a bun, friendship is the outer skin, inside the first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, the third layer is a wishful thinking! By the way, the fourth layer is the note you wrote, pay it back quickly baby!
4, is the real gold, never afraid of the blazing fire; is the pine, never afraid of the long cold; is the sea oats, never afraid to cut through the sky lightning; is the fool, still staring at the text message stupid look! Happy April Fool's Day.
5, sometimes quite envious of you, eat with eyes open, sleep with eyes closed, no worries, do not know fatigue, and most importantly: you are great, willing to use your life to save people's hungry spleen and stomach! Hats off to you, brother pig! Happy April Fool's Day!
6, we went through the wind and rain, the world, the vicissitudes of change. Sadness and tears, thinking of you, thinking of you as an old friend. Let's go, you always have to learn to grow up, it is inevitable that the pain and struggle; let's go, put you fly to give you a home in the blue sky!
7, February 2, shave your head, worry worry nowhere to stay; February 2, dragon head, large warehouse small warehouse rice flow; February 2, fried beans, rolling wealth good omen; February 2, nibble the pig's head, see what the text message? The first thing you need to do is to cover your head and go quickly!
8, pulling the seedlings is absurd, cover the ears to steal the bell is brutal. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. It's romantic, and it's a dedication to give up one's life. If you keep reading, you are a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!
9, pay attention, the summer air conditioning power saving strategy for you, my years of experience, is a friend to tell you: the first step, to find the air conditioning power supply; the second step, unplug the power supply; the third step, check the effect, look, the meter turned slow it.
10, how to get? Dial your cell phone, the voice prompts say: you are dialing a little lazy pig in the field, please dial a piggy bank area code in front of the number dialed called. I can't believe it, I dialed again, the voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!
April Fool's Day Funny Segments Part 31, Ah! Your skin is so glossy, the fragrance you emit is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear - braised meat. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
2, moved to the new home of the first night, a man in the dark to break in, I was powerless to resist, he stole all my belongings, damned grave robbers, go away without the coffin cover.
3, meet you is unintentional, recognize you is God's will, thinking about you is the love, do not see you when the three hearts, to see you will be one heart, if someday we have the intention to retreat, at least there are memories!
4. finished, finished, finished, finished, this is finished, really finished, completely finished, finished finished .................. finished with you, but also look down, lack of heart! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
5, see a woman can not walk called nymphomaniac, like reading called book nymphomaniac, cool love martial arts called nymphomaniac. I heard that you do not have hobbies, is like white, is not you on the rivers and lakes in the name of the idiot.
6, the donkey said to the donkey mom: Mom, April Fool's Day, there are donkeys to send me malicious text messages, I return or not? Donkey mom said: don't be fooled, is a pig only back, is a donkey, we will not!
7. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun was so bright, you stood in the blue sea, I take a small stick a poke you: Hey, this little bastard, the shell is quite hard! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
8. According to the results of a worldwide survey of countries, the number of people who committed suicide last year because they were humiliated by someone's trickery reached one. The U.N. Security Council announced that April Fool's Day would be canceled from this year.
9, God is afraid of you hungry so created rice, God is afraid of you thirsty so created water, God is afraid of you lonely so created a lovely me, the premise is that God found that there is no rice bucket, so created a lovely you.
10, the flowers bloomed, because spring is here; the earth is on fire, because the summer is here; the falling leaves drifted away, because the fall is here; the snowflakes fluttered, because the winter is here, the pigs laughed, because my text message came.
April Fool's Day funny paragraph Part 4
1, paratroopers practicing parachute jumping, the coach explained that jumping out of the plane counted to 10 immediately open the parachute, Dean followed the results of the fall fell injured, the coach scolded him fools, a soldier said: Coach, Dean is stuttering!
2, and in the work, right? I said more than once to you don't work so hard, pay attention to your body. But you always mean: not to take advantage of the warm days to roll a few more balls of shit, what I eat in winter.
3, after meals, seven rings: a quit smoking, the second ring immediately eat fruit, the third ring to relax the pants, the fourth ring immediately drink tea, the fifth ring hundred steps, the sixth ring immediately bath, the seventh ring immediately sleep! The eight commandments: remember?
4, you and I are single-winged angels, embracing each other in order to spread their wings and fly, people come to the world is to find the other half, and find you through thick and thin, rely on! But found that our wings are a smooth side, happy April Fool's Day.
5, your advantages can not be counted, will sing and know how to dance, life is very rich, and high and handsome countless young girls by your charm, it is amazing, twenty years old, so far you will ... diapers.
6, these years you always silently guarded my side, accompanied me through one night after another, with your broad bosom embracing my laziness my impudence and my everything everything, thank you, my Simmons bed!
7, congratulations, your cell phone number was hit by the lucky golden egg, won the Grand Prize. Please bring your original ID card, original account book, two one-inch photos, quickly come to my office to collect the prize, after the deadline. Prize: a handkerchief.
8, with you as a friend for so long, you have been very concerned about me, but I often give you trouble, I really do not know how to repay you, so, the next life as a cow and a horse! I will definitely pull grass for you to eat ......
9, I buy meat buns with friends, pork and beef and what not, queuing up a lot of people, the front desk of the young man in order to save time to save time to ask what we want to ask, and then to the back of the kitchen to shout: a cow to take away, the two pigs here to eat!
10, scientists to save the endangered African chimpanzees, is trying to teach them to use human advanced tools. News has just been received that a chimpanzee has learned to use a cell phone and is reading short messages!
April Fool's Day Funny Segments Part 51. Yesterday, my friend and I made a bet, and I said: there is no more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, and it's all your fault. Please treat me to a meal soon! Soothe my frustrated heart.
2, blessings, not my intention; greetings, not in just a word; hang on, locked in the bottom of my heart; thoughts, and you have nothing to do; remember, April Fool's Day this day: strange, is my purpose; unfortunately, only a sincere words to tell you: I think of you, I hope you also return a text message that did not forget me.
3, the day of truth and falsehood, vulgar roses and fleshy love words, on one knee in the crowded square, say love you. Dear, forgive me can only use these the most stupid most stupid way, wish you, happy holidays!
4, there was a point of sincere love, I did not cherish, lost to regret, if I can come back, I will say: I love you. If you want to choose the time to confess, I wish it was: April Fool's Day!
5, in a sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please use all your strength to hit your head against the wall, see, in front of your eyes countless stars, is my blessing.
6. April Fool's Day is coming, the aura up; play people or entertain yourself, are for fun; recognize not to break down, the good show to see, laugh quite cost-effective; in case of a real trick, we are not angry, laugh can be what; the end of the solution to the riddle: friends gathered in eight places, April Fool's Day to cherish, fool you because you like it, you fool heart happy.
7. Hey, I've been in love with you for a long time! I can't eat or sleep well, if you are also willing to do it we'll be friends! I'm not sure who I am, but I'm not sure if I'm the right person to ask. Next door to the small fry stall, I'm the one in charge of the spoon! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
8, we have photographed your one-night stand video, if you do not want your wife to know, please be ready to 100,000 yuan cash ransom within seven days, otherwise ......
9, is the real gold, never afraid of the blazing fire; is the pine, never afraid of the roiling cold; is the sea oats, never afraid of the lightning across the sky; is the fool, still staring at the sky! Lightning; is the fool, still staring at the text message silly! Wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
10, to send you a basket of fruit: inside the gourd like your body, like your face watermelon, like your nose 'strawberry, like your youth beans lychee, like your eyes pistachio, and like your body odor durian! Happy April Fool's Day!
11, although you never remember their own holiday, but as a friend I have the obligation to remind you, but also sincerely give you a gift: I hope that you will still be able to turn over your hand for the clouds and over your hand for the "Fools", the road ahead of the wind (meet) "Fools" no obstacles, when you find that the "Fools" over the "Fools". I'm waiting for you when you realize that the sky is clear after the "fool", oh, happy ah pro!
12, special advice: the current pinhole camera is becoming more and more widespread, in order to ensure that your private place is not peeping, please dress to take a bath, urine and feces do not take off underwear, remember, remember!
13, I have something to ask you, you can find an empty room for me to live for two days? This matter please do not tell anyone, originally I do not want to trouble you, but I really can not find people to trust, I am Saddam!
14, April Fool's Day to text message more, my blessing counts, received immediately no trouble, read after the pain less, forwarding can also be a high salary, the group will be sent to pick up money. Today's April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday, all the best!
15, I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips, black eyes. Your singing voice is marvelous, and the lyrics are always in one key - hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You are my pet piglet!
April Fool's Day funny paragraph Part 61, time is wonderful, because recently the sun ion is too strong, the sun under the phone will appear no signal phenomenon, do not panic, please play the cell phone when the other hand high above your head to block the sun! Remember, the higher the better! Happy Holidays!
2, a kind of people can be with me in life, called lover; there is a kind of people can be with me blood thicker than water, called loved ones; there is also a kind of people were sold by me is still helping to count the money, for example, look at the text message of you, it is called the fool! I wish you a happy holiday!
3, April Fool's Day, the clever cheat gold cheat silver cheat money, romantic cheat love cheat love cheat hug, silly cheat cheat puppy tease bird, retarded fooled still laughing, dumb look at the text message to say: wow, I can be careful!
4, there is a kind of love called Xiang Yu Yu Ji, there is a kind of spirit called moving mountains, there is a kind of fairy tale called the mermaid dream, there is a kind of text message called happy fools, there is a kind of delivery called to learn to heal the fool. When you have seen countless small jokes, may I this text message can still be another laugh.
5, due to the mobile company for network upgrading, will cause your cell phone due to bad signal can not be connected, encountered this situation, please put the phone into the boiling water soak five to six minutes. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
6, the doctor said: "You have to eat 10,000 tablets of sleeping before going to bed, otherwise you will sleepwalking at night to kill people, or you may also kill yourself, really, you have to believe ah.
7, a drunkard accidentally fell from the third floor, attracted passers-by to watch, a police officer over: what happened? Drunkard: not clear, I also just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!
8, today's April Fool's Day, you can be careful; friends have bad intentions, the whole you as happy; someone send good intentions, do not take as true; when to pay attention, be careful; send you a care, I wish you peace of mind today. I wish you good luck on April Fool's Day!
9, look at the beautiful please press down ...... not good, the beautiful girl ran away ...... I have said ran away you still press ...... fool, you still pressing ...... Alas, there really is no more! Can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
10, the poor cell phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed this text message, so infected the April Fool's Day bacteria. Now the bacteria are marching through your body, wishing you a Happy April Fool's Day.
11, the United Nations Festivals Committee issued a report, April Fools' Day belongs to the following symptoms of the people's festival: one, slow reaction; two, stagnant; three, often giggle; your performance is fully consistent with the above conditions; I wish you a happy April Fools' Day!
12, today is April Fool's Day, not to be fooled is a fluke, can be fooled is also honored, not to be fooled is very relieved, if fooled also to be happy. Wish you work with ease "fool", ability to have more than "fool", life as "fool" water, do a "fool" fast fool! "The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
1, your influence is so extensive, so huge, so far-reaching! So much so that today I can't do anything but tease you ...... Happy April Fool's Day to you!
14, no your sky is not blue, less your earth does not turn; you are our pride, you make this festival more beautiful; at this moment I send you a congratulatory telegram, I wish you a smile in your festival; Happy April Fools' Day!
15, every city is prone to rain, just like I think of you everywhere I go; thoughts are a kind of fruit sweet with acid, especially at night; full of memories with uncertainty, thinking of you, thinking of you, thinking of you, wanting to beat you! Happy April Fool's Day.
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