◆ Hair is so unfair to human beings that lush people can't realize it, and people with hair transplants have to spend a lot of money.
◆ The family said that I have a poor sense of direction, I have been unconvinced until today to buy a watermelon even bought into the pumpkin.
◆ Neighbor Liu grandmother came to my house to complain, after seeing me, angry at my father said: "My glass window and your family have a feud? Previously you hit with a slingshot, it is hard to wait for you to grow up, your son started again ......"
◆ What do you say about the world's affairs, say what the yin and yang, is nothing more than that I traveled, you shipped the goods. (Recommended by: hate each other)
My doudoune moncler outlet life
◆ Back to my hometown, I bought a walking stick and put on sunglasses to hold the dog. When I got to the passenger terminal, the staff stopped me. "I'm a guide dog!" I said. The other side of a sneer: "I have not seen the husky can also be a guide dog."
◆ I recognized the wrong person on the road, slammed the shoulders of the uncle shouted "uncle", the man looked puzzled back to the head, fortunately, I was wise, immediately covered the chest and fell to the ground and said, save me ...... save me! ......
◆ I wandered into a piano store accidentally touched a piano, the boss said to me: "Be careful, more than 200,000!" I was upset: "If I can't afford to pay for it, I'll pay for it with my body, right?" The boss immediately said: "It's okay, it's okay, the piano is not broken, can still be used!"
◆ Hubby sent me back to my mother's home, to the train station, I said: "I can do it alone, don't worry, you go back first!" Hubby: "It's okay, I don't feel comfortable not watching you get on the bus." I said shyly, "Oops! I'm fine! I'm such an adult, don't worry about me ......" Hubby: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm afraid you won't go ......"
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Fun Life
◆ My friend has a cat at home, and whenever it makes a mistake, it is thrown out of the window by my friend by the neck. One day, I was playing at my friend's house and the cat accidentally spilled a glass of coke that was sitting on the table. It stared straight at my friend for several seconds, then walked slowly to the window and planted itself sideways.
◆ When I was a kid, some students changed their scores by adding two zeros after 1 point, and it became 100 points. I look, this trick is good ah, then hurry to let him help me also change. The guy took my paper, did not look at the score behind the two 0. The key is that I did not look ah, with this 800 points on the paper back home, as a result, I was almost killed by my father alive.
◆ Just applied for a new WeChat trumpet, secretly add dad, dad agreed, so I began to chat with him. I: "Handsome, are you married?" My dad: "My daughter is the same age as you." Me: "Your daughter must be very pretty, right?" Dad: "She's pretty, but she's a bit silly." I was shocked: "Why?" My dad: "Because when she applies for a trumpet, she uses her own photo as her avatar."
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God's Reply
Q: "What kind of person is a boy who knows that a girl has a boyfriend and still goes after him?"
God replied, "Someone who knows how to invest. The girl with a boyfriend, he only has one competitor; chasing the girl without a boyfriend, he will face countless competitors."
Q: "Mother's Day you are going to send what gift to mom?"
God replied: "I enrolled her in four training courses, one-on-one tutoring in English, introductory square dance, basic Chinese painting classes, SLR photography, I hope that mom's retirement life is richer and grows day by day, and I'm going to go home and check my homework oh! I'm going to check my homework when I get home.
Q: "What did you realize after you chased a lot of girls and failed?"
The answer: "I'm a good guy."
Q: "What is the most unfaithful thing in the world?"
God replied, "It's money, saying you'll go out together and then it doesn't come back with you."