2, you travel to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, on the way to meet a group of wild boars besieged, travelers are out of food, money, boars do not move, you pull out the only ID card, the group of pigs kneeling and cried: boss, we can find you!
3, this text message thief good, received no trouble, read the pain less, forwarded the salary is high, the group sent to pick up money. The content is: April Fool's Day in the joke, grasp the scale is very important. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the company!
4, have countless friends, only you in the depths of my heart, looking back, you are in that light bar Shan, eating grass, next to the tree. The head is wrapped in a foot rubbing cloth. The donkey also dares to pretend to be cool!
5, scientists have developed an IQ instrument, you will head into the instrument prompt: please do not put the wood in! You then put your head into the instrument prompted: this piece of wood is very familiar oh!
6. Receive the message to shake the spirit, teach you how to be a man, read the message to become a fool, do not turn you will become a dork, delete to prove that you are a fool, reply to show that you do not have adults, this message for the whole man, April Fools' Day to send fools. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
7, looking forward to a long time, wages rose; read a long time, property prices fell; bought a long time, the lottery won; think a long time, daughter-in-law has; not a long time, your festival came, I forgot to tell you, the above is the April Fool's Day to send you gifts.
8, I one day without you, tea and rice, two days without you, body, three days without you, soul, I can not live without you, dear red meat.
9, a man and his wife to go to the temple to play, halfway wife can not walk, called the man back her. An old woman saw, said seriously: see you are also a person who has read the book, his wife is sick or go to the hospital early, worship is useless.
10, last night I dreamed of you, you a hand holding a thick red bag, another hand holding a kitchen knife to me coaxed: quickly said congratulations on the red bag to bring or I move the knife! I woke up and hurried to send you a message, congratulations on the red bag to bring!
11, there is no one has told you: you look very set? The eyes are like Zhu Shimao, the nose is high and straight like Jiancang high, the corner of the mouth is more than that of the star child super. I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm not sure if I'm a good person!
12. We met more than a thousand years ago, it was an autumn, maybe some yellow leaves flying, you ran far away with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me, becoming a story for the ages. At that time, I called Lu Dongbin.
13, beautiful you are lovely drops, love meat is often drops, fat you I still love drops, you save is honorable drops, waste is shameful drops. The bowl of things to eat is supposed to drop, but every time the bowl licked clean is not necessary!
14, the day you took the liberty of going out on the street, some people want to want to embrace you, some people want to take a picture with you, there are people who want you to perform programs on the street. Or I understand your heart, step forward, said loudly: it is better to put this little monkey back to nature.
15, you are working again, right? I said more than once to you don't work so hard, pay attention to the body. But you always said: not to take advantage of the warmth of the day to roll a few more dungballs, what do I eat in winter?
16, there is a tacit understanding called unspoken, there is a feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of thinking called looking at the eyes, there is a kind of idiots will finish the text message!
17, tell friends not to be fooled by the secrets: every year to April Fool's Day, the day, psychological preparation, editing a few text messages to fool others early, received a text message on the defense, the heart does not panic joy Yang. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you can get your hands on some of the most popular ones.
18, to flow not mad cow; to suave not snot flow; to play cool not play pants; success to one step, not a greedy step to the stomach. Haha, I wish you mad cow snot flow: success one step to the stomach, listen to don't pretend pants yo!
19, have always wanted to find a holiday to you to celebrate, is not suitable for your holiday, June 1, you're overage, March 8 has passed, now well, belong to your holiday tomorrow finally came, wishing you a happy April Fools' Day!
20, annoyed, you are free of disturbance to me; miss, you kiss my ear tips; helpless, you say hello to me; happy, you accompanied me to dance; without you, I do not know how to be good! April Fool's Day to say thank you: cell phone.
21. There is an old legend on the other side of the mountain, which has become a classic in the past and even now. Want to know what this legend is? Listen up: there is a temple in the mountain, there is an old Taoist in the temple, now looking at the SMS giggle!
22, I solemnly convey to you: sleepy to sleep, tired to the sofa leaning, happy to smile, worry to forget, depression to find me to guide, think of me to ask me to eat cake, if not back to the text message, out of the ants tripped!
23, promise me to take good care of yourself, no matter what you encounter to be in a calm mood, no matter what you do to be strong-willed, no matter when and where you have to be optimistic, no matter who you meet do not tell him that you are crazy.
24, I entered the village yesterday and saw a man with a glass of wine in pursuit of a fat pig, while chasing the side shouting: run what run, want to cheat? The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the problem! The first thing you need to do is to look closely at the person you are drinking from.
25, the desert wilderness, you surging, the sky long whistle, sound vibration in the sky. The song, see the four sides of the cloud movement, sword in hand, ask who is the hero. Alas, advised you many times a little louder, you do not listen, see, this time the wolf to invite it?
26, said an inch of gold can not buy an inch of time, well, today I go out of my way, I want to sell all my time to you, in exchange for all your money. Don't refuse, I'm doing this voluntarily, get ready for the money, I'll bring the time and light to you in the afternoon!
27, you go to find a worthy of your love to love, I do not know enough about you and your feelings, I know that some things can not be forced, some distance can not be exceeded, just like yesterday I can not believe that for the sake of a root bone you run with someone!
28, think you are a happy thing! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it! Love you is something I will always do! Putting you in my heart is something I've always done! But lying to you is something that just happened!
29, do furniture is timber, know poetry is a showman, the crowd is thinking of money, be cultivated is talent, women want is the body, send a message is a genius, is looking at the text message is stupid!
30, the depth of the fish, the water knows; the freedom of the birds, the sky knows; the happiness of the insects, nature knows; your happy, I know: you must be in a dull, silent giggle, belonging to your festival is coming, Happy April Fools' Day!
31, you interned in a psychiatric hospital, suddenly a neurological patient holding a kitchen knife to you, you turned your head and ran until you ran into a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: to give you a knife, the you chased me!
32, I invited you to dinner! Your head is not full of moving exclamation points, or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, but I will never cheat you, after all, please do not invite by me, believe it or not by you.
33, busy? Please answer a few of my doubts: always insomnia, 16 hours to wake up once; every week there are seven days do not want to go to work; the thought of harassing you on the brow. Hurry up to reply ah, today only ate three meals, is hungry!
34, yesterday's dream suddenly remembered you, your handsome and sluggish look, blossoming body, appeared in my mind. Don't get me wrong, I just want to say happy new year to you. I'd like to say happy new year to you.
35, sexy you walk on the grass, cattle anxious mouth water. Beautiful you on the bridge to go, the river whimpering water flow backward. The enchanting you walk on the mountain road white bone spirit scared not out of the hole. I wish you a happy and carefree April Fool's Day!
36, worry and worry all forget, happy and happy to stay in the heart; success or failure by it to go, happy and satisfied is enough; smart and clever disturbed, confused not pay can not be; occasionally a little silly, happy will be accompanied by you.
37, although the work is tired of having a salary, off work and drink a little wine, wife and children hot bed, weekend travel around travel, send a text message to say hello, only deductions of a corner of the phone bill. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
38, know why we have fate? As early as a thousand years ago we knew each other, it was an autumn, you run with me in the wind, leaving teeth marks on me, this became a good story. At that time, I was called Lu Dongbin.
39, true and false days, vulgar roses and fleshy love words, on one knee in the crowded square, said love you. Dear, forgive me can only use these the most stupid most stupid way, wish you, happy holidays!
40, send you twelve Chinese zodiac signs: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a goat, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog, long as a pig.
41, I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car, I heard that I have been very worried, and immediately sent you a text message, if you are still alive, please reply to me!
42, legend has it that the ghosts reappeared tonight, may they obey my call, quietly came to your bed, pale face, ghostly green eyes, withered hands stroking your face, gently said to you: to have good skin, morning and evening with Dabao!
43, you wear a red cloth bib, wear a pair of forked pants, a pair of yellow cloth shoes, jumping up and down happily. From a distance, it looks like Nezha stepped on the wind and fire wheels in the practice of kowtow, take a closer look: even God ah, the puppy can also be dressed up as a non-mainstream!
44, I heard that your cell phone does not have SMS function, so I sent this SMS test. If you receive, confirmed that there is a text message function and is my text message, please give me a reply: I have, is yours!
45, the recent performance is not very good, and I contact some less, quickly give me an apology, phone text message as you like, the best to ask me to eat a meal, we are still good partners!
46, since you have, I understand the meaning of life, is your appearance, so that I can not control the daily thought of you, can have you is my wish. But only meet once a month, want to say love you is not easy, beloved salary.
47, black eyes straight nose, fluffy head naive face let me want to sleep at night. How much I want to touch you, how much I want to hug you, how much I want to see you in the sun with a bone to spread joy: you are my beloved puppy!
48, you say how to do ah! I want you to think of the sky are blinded, the dark does not turn on the lights, garlic as onions, can not distinguish between north and south, west and east, riding a bicycle also forgot to pedal, even just picked up the money also thrown!
49, I spent 10 cents to send this text message to you, is to tell you I am not a penny people. For example, this ten cent text message is my birthday gift to you, don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.
50, to give you a first unexpected, followed by accelerated heartbeat, again praying prayers, and finally pursed lips giggling opportunity: you won 40 million! When you receive the prize, you must keep it secret, you must be careful, you must be vigilant, and you must keep it in mind!
51, you have a bad year, the shopping mall lost, the love field did not play, reputation, friends to abandon you. How to avoid? The first thing you need to do is to read it a hundred times in Mandarin: "Wang Wang delusion Wang Wang sprites delusion Wang reckless Wang Wang Wang"! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
52, lover is the road, friends are pigs, life is only a road, there will be a lot of pigs on the road, don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't buy a pig when you are short of money, don't get lost when you are happy, when you are resting, feed the pig. Pig my pig happy!
53, one day a praying mantis to an ant to show off that: you see I have two knives how handsome. The ants were about to speak, then came over a chicken ate a mouthful of praying mantis, the ants saw, shook his head and said: I do not know now is a crackdown? Still dare to take a knife in the street running around.
54, I miss the days when we walked together, the spring is beautiful, birds and flowers. Folks praised you for being so pretty and cute. Folks also praised me for being so smart and capable, and for coming out to herd pigs at such a young age.
55, really envy you, peach blossom luck is too strong, a lot of beautiful women like you, but you did not see. Today I realized that the original is that you think these beauties are too bad! April Fool's Day to, a joke, may you laugh, no trouble!
56, the sky is high, send a text message to the tortoise, the tortoise you do not press, and then press is a silly egg, silly egg do not press, and then press is a big fool, fool fool do not be angry, quickly send it out, but also to give you to eliminate the gas!
57, your planning passed, cctv on the famous. Your suggestions adopted, began to put into action. Your orders flew, the business back from the dead. Or the boss will praise: a cultured pig is not the same!
58, if hungry what to do? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it, but I'm going to be able to do it! I'm not sure what to do if I'm thirsty. I'm not sure what to do! What should I do if I don't have money? I'm not going to be able to do that! What should I do if I don't have guts? Get some practice! What should I do if I miss you? To the pigsty to see!
59, in the middle of the night, late at night, you and stirred up my heart, so I think about it, hard to sleep, I can not leave you alone, I'm really afraid that someone else stole you my farm, my vegetables.
60, love until old age, family health live like a tiger, section high rise than the old year, wealth fast entry to all things fortunate, happy and healthy gathering full of blessings. Please look at the last word of the first sentence, and then look at the second word of each sentence, haha, happy double festival!
61, do people hard to be confused, to be confused and not painted; do things wise and stupid, to be stupid and not stupid; in the world of fake stupidity, to be stupid and not stupid. The first thing you need to do is to be a good person, and you should be a good person, and you should be a good person. Foolish people are lucky to be foolish and happy to be contented. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
62, this period of time, I have always wanted to say three words to you, but I am afraid to say even ordinary friends can not do, but I can not control, or want to say: borrow some money!
63, you know how the sky is blue? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person. That's what I printed; you know how the cow flew? That's me blowing; do you know how pigs die? SMS gas!
64, da shagua on wet mud, bait white wu night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, ride lazy pets night wet mud, hitching wash change look monkey happy, look at the right aroma wine wet mud. If the mud if cut monkey dew effect love, chopsticks happy apricot tree in the mud. April Fool's Day, do you know my heart?
65, you love the person who has a master, love you miserable, not in the debauchery of bad, in the silence of perversion: the sea, ah, all water, hell, ah, all the ghosts, dinosaurs, ah, two retreats, look at the text messages of the pig, ah, grinning!
66, you're not good at fooling around, this season a thousand gold can't buy a smile, it's not fun to waste your efforts, and you're sent away in a daze. The mystery is hidden in the first word of each sentence and the last word, see understand don't be angry, just kidding!
67, send you roses some waste, give you a hug some ambiguous; invite you to excursions for fear that you are too tired, ask you to eat you are on a diet; send you blessings a hair is not expensive, but please me the most affordable, I eat you to pay the bill by the way to smell the aroma!
68, lazy to you, brother sent is lonely. Chun's song, I listened to a few, a listen to want to hang neck rope; Zeng's song, I listened to a few, a listen to want to jump to the Yellow River. I don't know if the sound of your text message reminds me of sleeping pills?
69, I have something to ask you, you can find a vacant room for me to live for two days? This matter please don't tell anyone, originally I don't want to trouble you, but I really can't find someone to trust, I am ****!
70, received the message is the Egyptian mummy, delete the message is the African bedbugs, back to the message is the Rwandan wild boar, do not reply to the person is the operation is not successful Thai sirens!
71, people say, who sent a text message in the middle of the night he will reply, and he will always remember you, I want to know, this is in the end is not true, so it sent you, in addition, there is a reminder that you do not forget to go to the toilet ha!
72, last night, friends thought countless, think about it, only you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, raise dye back, you do throw was bolted in the depths of people's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Read the information to rest!
73, today you eat enough? Sleep well? The night will be cold? I really want to quietly keep beside you, I know you always can not take care of yourself, whenever I left, you jumped out of the piggy bank.
74, a puppy quietly said to a rat: do you like me? The rat said fondly: I do like you very much, you can read the text messages, but also pretend to be human.
75, God gave me a treasure bowl, I am not careful to think of you once, it will change a you, I can not stop thinking about you, it can not stop changing. Finally, the house is full of you, I worry: think of a good way: get a pigsty!
76, where are you? I can't get through the phone, I'm in a hurry! I have important things to find you, see the message immediately go to the epidemic prevention station physical examination, the fastest speed! You have the opportunity to pass the medical examination you will be able to transfer from the private pigsties, to the state-run pig factory!
77, you have to learn to be strong, the mood is not good to look in the mirror! Say to yourself: I am very handsome! I am very good! I'm great! This heart will be much better. But you don't always do this! Lying is always bad!
78, the beggar with a monkey begging along the street, he called the monkey laugh it laughs, called the monkey cry it cries, called the monkey bow it bow, called the monkey look at the text message it look at the text message.
79, one day I walked down the street, a beautiful girl came up to me and asked "Are you handsome?" I answered "no" and she walked away! Then turned around and gave me a vicious punch, the mouth also said "told you to lie".
80, I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, waiting for the lonely, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
81, and then annoyed, I will remember to smile; and then anxious, I will pay attention to the tone of voice; and then bitter, I will continue to insist; and then tired, I do not forget to harass you to sleep again. And then gas, you have to pay attention to the image, wipe away the tears and continue to sleep!
82, grapes are very sour? The watermelon is very sweet? Our feelings are very light? The first thing you need to do is to send a message. I've been thinking about you for a long time. You still have the nerve to look down? Is it a crime to think about me? I'm not sure if it's a good idea to send a message, but I'm sure it's a good idea to send a message.
83, received this information you are like me, delete you are secretly in love with me, back to the information you want to marry me, do not return to the promise to marry me me, modify is dead are my people, stored in the next life to me.
84, the Tang monk decided to give the eight ring sand monk white dragon horse also set on the spell. Set white dragon horse, the horse cried: master, you set again on the four hoops, I'm a BMW, don't let me be Audi.
85, pain is someone else's, happiness is yours, worry is someone else's, happiness is yours, sadness is someone else's, smile is yours, only one thing is not yours, but someone else's, know what is it? Smart mind.
86, April Fool's Day has one of the most heinous functions, that is, to build their own happiness on the stupidity of others. But today I will not enable this function, because ...... you are already fooling around! Happy April Fool's Day!
87, others say you are clumsy, I believe that silly people have silly luck. Others say you're dull, I believe that delusions of grandeur can sometimes be a dream come true. Others say you are stupid and unenlightened, I know that great wisdom is your treasure!
88, last night I dreamed of you, you are swimming in open water, I looked at the anxious, rushed to you shouted: fast up! I did not expect, you do not dump me, even looked up and glared at me: roar what roar, have not seen a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water ah!
89, after eighty-one difficulties, the Tang Monk teacher and disciple cultivated fruit. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car. The sand monk block big, when the model. The remaining one pig Bajie, laughing at the cell phone. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!
90, regardless of today you are going to go to the whole person, or to be whole, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! Only once a year, regardless of the whole with the whole as a happy moment of the ordinary days!
91, I want you when I am lost, I want you when I am lonely, having you is my endless happiness, you are my favorite in this life! But when I was poor you went away, come back! My lovely RMB!
92, Dear user: Hello! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has seriously affected the city appearance, and hindered the development of mobile communications business, the station decided to launch a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone!
93, my infatuation you see in the eyes, my attentiveness you remember in the eyes, my true love stays in your eyes, my doubts guarded in the bottom of your eyes, a big piece of eye shit ah!
94, today I met a stupid egg, I said: stupid egg, you stupid? I said: "I'm not stupid," he said. I said: stupid egg, you fine? I said, "No, I'm not. I said: silly egg will be my text messages do not finish reading? Silly egg finished reading my text message said: will not!
95, the breeze blew gently, I rode with you, I looked at you with deep love, and then stopped the car, tenderly said to you: piggy, continue to look down, immediately finished, after reading, you become a pig's wish will be realized!
96, according to statistics, more than 99. 9% of people who look like a pig's head use their thumbs to button to read text messages! Hey, hey, no need to change hands, it's too late for that, piggy!
97, you and I are single-winged angels, but only each other's embrace in order to spread their wings and fly, it is said that people come to the world is to look for the other half of the world, I finally found you after all the hard work, rely on! But I realized that our wings are a smooth side.
98, to give some praise on the beauty of the butt run, give some praise on the contentment of the North can not find, April Fool's Day was fooled by friends will also be silly smile: on when really good! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
99, have always wanted to say something to you, but there is no opportunity, and now I have the courage to say to you: I like you, you are not going to ask me what I like you? In fact, I don't like that, just like you to stay away from me!
100, the first day of April, the mood is really excited. The first day of April, the mood is really excited. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not angry at being lied to, but I'm laughing together. I'm not sure why, but I'd like to ask you why. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!
101, apple you bite into a famous brand, KFC you called the sound of grandpa red all over the world, Japan, you said the word Sara, tsunami and earthquake, your charm, the world's power, April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy.
102, I heard that your morning garbage accidentally fell into the garbage pit how to climb up, just came to a rag picker old lady reached out to pull you up and said: city people really waste, is not just a little bit ugly Well, can not still ah!
103, today's April Fool's Day, the special award of fools order, learn to sound puppy barking, the mood is very wonderful; towards the sky laugh three times, good luck will not stop; advise you to quickly implement, quickly come to the trip to ask why, fools do not listen to orders, fools do not listen to orders.
104, the day I saw you, a person holding a pole, topped with an explosive head type, excited to dance, full of red. Asked you what is so happy, your lips trembling half a day, only to squeeze out a sentence: was electrified!
105, the pig's nose in the onion is to pretend to be an elephant, the elephant's nose is so long because of lying, lying will make their noses longer, I want to become an elephant that kind of lovely look, so I want to say to you: you really are good looking ah!
106, youthful passionate love, you said love my battered face; twilight support, you said the gentleman born I have not been born sweet words. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new product, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a good deal on a new product. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!
107, know why we have fate? As early as a thousand years ago we know, is an autumn, you run with me in the wind, in my body left the teeth marks, this has become a thousand years of story. At that time, I was called Lu Dongbin.
108, think of you, is a very happy thing; see you, is a very happy thing; love you, is what I will always do; put you in my heart, is what I have been doing; however, lie to you is just happened!
109, measure the window measure the bed and measure the wall, jump on the bed and measure the window, lean against the wall and measure the bed, the wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed and longer than the window, and it is not a good idea to read it and then go hit the wall.
110, one day you walk on the street, was stopped, said you are ugly, you deny, was beaten: hypocrisy! The next day was stopped again said you ugly, you recognize, was beaten: not humble! The third day was stopped again, did not dare to respond to be beaten worse: ugly still so drag!
111, I can not eat in the morning, because I want you. I can't eat at noon, because I want you more. I can't eat at night, because I'm crazy to think of you. I can't sleep at night because I am really hungry!
112, you know what? When I finished reading the text messages you sent me, I suddenly realized that the feelings you used on me are so much! The memory is so engraved! You can't get over me! I finally decided: shut down the machine to die of anger!