Tofu with scallions - one clear and two white Tofu fried with pickles - a word of caution
Nephews playing with lanterns - as usual.
Small Su's father - old loss (Su)
Four taels of cotton - can't talk about it. -Wu (Wu) with
Air Rags ------------ loaded with madness. (pretend wind).
Song Jiang's military division ---------- useless. (Wu) use.
Old woman on the henhouse -------- fool. (Ben Egg).
The straw hat seller throws a flat straw ------ Stay Rope. (stay on the rope).
Brother not at home ---------- less come. (Sister-in-law comes).
Nephew playing lantern ---------- as usual. (shine on uncle).
The rain hit the head of the yellow plum ---------- bad luck. (pouring plums).
Half-two cotton ------------ free talk. (free to play).
Bald man playing umbrella ------------ lawlessness. (No hair, no sky).
Short transition ------------ peace of mind. (drowning heart).
Horse store to buy a pig ------------No that. (No that city).
Waxing weather ------------ Move your hands and feet. (Freezing hands and feet).
Father kowtow to son ------ Outrageous. (Outrageous rite).
Public **** toilet still stone ------ cause public anger. (cause public feces).
Reverse wearing a leather jacket ------------ pretending to feign. (pretending to be a sheep).
Confucius moving ---------- net is losing. (net is book).
Pregnant woman walks on a one-wood bridge -------- Desperate. (Quite a risk).
Grandmother dies son -------- no save. (no uncle).
Husband slaps fan ------------ bleak. (Wife cool).
Showman's towel ---------- Packet loss. (packet of books).
The turtle climbs the threshold ---------- but look at this flip. (But look at this one flip).
The tip of the needle still picks the towel -------- insufficient for the flag. (Not enough for a flag).
Blunt knife break bamboo ------------ think not open. (ringing not open).
Tied to the chicken feathers on the pole ------ good big guts. (Good big duster).
Knocking melon seeds knocked out bedbugs ------ What people have. (What kind of benevolence is there).
Lamps and grass crutches ------------ can't do the job. (Can't do crutches).
Talking in the salt shop---------- have nothing to do. (salty nothing to do).
Zhang Tianshi crossing the sea without a boat ---- own law. (Own law ferry).
Blow the trumpet through the window ---------- fame outside. (sound of sounding outside).
The Dragon King moves ---------- awesome. (off the sea).
Lao Jiu's brother ---------- honest. (Old Ten).
Empty coffin out of burial ---------- No one in sight. (No one in the wood).
Wangbaizhongxieyuan ---------- rules. (Turtle lift).
Wearing gloves in June -------- conservative. (hand preservation).
Raw peanuts -------------- must be quarreled. (not to be fried).
The tanner doesn't bring an awl --------. (needle line).
Marriage of the He girl to the Zheng family ---- is just right. (Zheng He's).
The monk's house ---------- temple. (Miao).
Washing yellow lotus by the river ---------- He bitter. (River Bitter).
The blind man wears glasses ---------- fake smart. (Fake to be bright).
Dreaming to become a butterfly ---------- want to get into the wrong. (Thinking into the fly-fly).
Monkey learning to walk ---------- Fake sympathy. (Fake ape).
Fine Moutai ------------ for a long time. (good wine).
Spider pulls web ------------ selfish. (Self-silk).
Blind man carrying blind man ---------- busy on busy. (blind on blind).
Hail master nosebleed -------- is red. (I am red).
Breaking the casserole ------------ ask to the end. (tattoo in the end).
Walking in the watermelon field-------- right and left. (左右逢圆).
Taking off the old shoes and replacing them with new ones ------ change your shoes. (change shoes to return to righteousness).
Sacks of burlap and straw -------- generation is not as good as a generation. (A sack is not as good as one).
The beans at the bottom of the bowl ---------- are visible. (The grains are in the eye of the beholder).
Selling cloth without a ruler ---------- is not a good idea. (The poorly thought out measure).
The poor carpenter opened ---------- only one line. (Only one saw).
Fire in the brick kiln ---------- rumor. (kiln smoke).
Lamp without oil ------------ in vain. (Wasted wick).
The Zhong Kui married his sister ------------ Ghost Match. (Ghost marriage).
Dung boat crossing the river ------------ pretending to be dead. (pretending to be shit).
Sticky Wo Wo laced with yellow lotus -------- year by year bitter. (A sticky, sticky bitterness).
Open the drawer in the pharmacy -------- and look for a game. (looking for pills).
The toad jumps into the well -------- not understanding. (poof thud).
The opera singer rides a horse ---------- can't. (on foot).
Frying salted vegetables without soy sauce ------ has the words. (There is salt in the first place).
Eating dumplings without filling -------- naughty. (Pick the skin).
From Henan to Hunan -------- is difficult. (South on South).
Lighting lanterns and moving stones -------- do as they are told. (move it as it is).
The water washes away the land temple ------ to stay God. (flow god).
The whip is flung in the plowed field -------- blowing the ox. (urge cattle).
The child's backbone ---------- villain's back. (back of the villain).
Airmen tumbling -------- upside down. (Upside down test flight).
Rats fall into the water tank ------ fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lived in a cave -------- all right. (no temple).
Cargo ship out at sea ---------- Outbound. (Outbound voyage).
Fire burns flagpole ------------ Long sigh. (long charcoal).
The weasel drills the chicken coop -------- speculation. (stealing chickens).
Soak a stone in a saucepan -------- A word is hard to say. (A salt is hard to come by).
There's a reason why firecrackers are set off in the well ----------. (There is a round sound).
The old hen is holding an empty nest-------- is not simple. (No eggs in sight).
The ass eats ginseng ---------- waiting to be replenished. (back-up).
Pi emperor's mom -------- skin too thick. (Skin too queen).
The thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue -------- Honest man. (Old Stone Man).
Holding the sheep into the photo studio ------ Out of the ordinary. (out of the sheep phase).
Planting vegetables on the wall ------------ no edge. (No garden).
Talking with a fan -------- is crazy. (windy words).
Ten taels of silver ------------ are certain. (one ingot).
Sleeping on the toilet -------- is not far from death. (not far from shit).
Anagrams: 1. Anagram: Emperor's New Clothes -- Attack
2. Anagram: First-class standard -- Huai
3. Anagram: Shi Dakai -- Research
4. Research
4. Crossword: Arching Pig Entry -- Gap
5. Crossword: Extraordinary generosity -- Back
6. Crossword: Out of the depths of the people to get acquainted with -
7. Anagram: One Thousand and One Nights - J
8. Anagram: Seventy-two Hours - Jing
9. Anagram: Moonlight before the bed
10. Crossword: Need half, leave half - Lei
11. Crossword: Bite more than half - Name
12. 12、Anagram: January 1 is not today - Ming
13、Anagram: Want half, throw half - milk
14、Anagram: Comprehensive door -
15. Anagram: Not an enemy, but an enemy - boron
16. Anagram: Up and down - begging
17. Anagram: Quadrilateral cooperation, contributing a little more - - ware
18.
18. Anagram: Greed before a little change into poverty - poor
19. Anagram: Half cloth spring and autumn - Qin
20. Anagram: Yinchuan
21. Crossword: Here and here again - Ran
22. Crossword: Goalie - Flash
23. Stealing a car - losing
24. Anagram: Brewing a wine and then scenting it on the next day
25. Anagram: Half green, half purple - vegetarian
26. Anagram: Self-
27. Anagram: Xiu Cai Xiu Tail - Bald
28. Anagram: Focused on supporting the Great Northwest - Head
29. Anagram: The body is disabled, the heart is not disabled.
30, crossword: eighteen times six - school
31, crossword: a hook in the heart of the moon with the three stars - heart
32, crossword: a little bit of a vertical -
33、Anagrams: eight head - learning
34、Anagrams:Thousand miles, one hundred miles - Bur
35、Anagrams:Groups of geese chasing boat -2110, guess a word answer is: words
36, 4 people to move a wood, guess a word answer is: Jie
37, a person, guess a word answer is: big
38, a person a mouth, under the mouth of a long hand, guess a word answer is: take
39, a person within, guess a word answer is: meat
40, a person to pick two small people, guess a word answer is: clip
41, a person hanging a bow on the waist, guess a word answer is: razor
42, a mouth to eat the tail of a cow, guess a word answer is: sue
43, a mouthful of bites, guess a word answer is: hand over
44, a big and two small, guess a word answer is: nai
45, a bucket of rice, guess a word answer is: nai
45, a bucket of rice, guess a word answer is: material
46, January 7, guess a word answer is: fat
47, a plus one, guess a word answer is: king
48, half of the child, guess a word answer is: mortar
49, a word thirteen points, difficult to point out how to guess a word answer is: juice
50, 100, minus one, guess a word answer is: juice
50, 100, a word, guess a word answer is: juice
50, one hundred Minus one, guess a word answer is: white
51, night and night, guess a word answer is: more
52 a person to move two soil, guess a word answer is: Jia
53, a week, guess a word answer is: the purpose of the
54, a family of eleven, guess a word answer is: Ji
55, a family of seven, the planting planting A mu, their own food is not enough, but also raise a dog answer is: beast
56, a stick, hanging a square box, a ladder, in the center of the answer is: face
57, a cow, guess a word answer is: birth
58, a dog four mouths, guess a word answer is: ware
59, an arrow through the heart, guess a word answer is: must
60, a point of a cross long, a skim to the South China Sea, the South China Sea, there is a person, only an inch long answer is: House
61, one side of the water, one side of the mountain, guess a word answer is: Shantou
62, one side of the red, one side of the green, one side of the wind, one side of the wind, one side of the rain is happy answer is: autumn
63, seven people eight eyes, guess a word answer is: goods
64, seven people have grass on their heads, guess the word answer is: flower
65, seventy-two hours, guess the word answer is: crystal
66, seven people have eight eyes, ten people also have eight eyes, Westerners also have eight eyes,
Mother of the family also eight eyes, guess the word answer is: the real thing
67, ninety-nine, guess the word answer is: white
74, two brothers, each standing, guess a word answer is: competition
75, people are not in their place, guess a word answer is: Li
76, people have him to become larger, guess a word answer is: a
77, people I do not distinguish, guess a word answer is: Russia
78, people are here, guess a word answer is: down
79, people are here, guess a word answer is: down
78, people are here, guess a word answer is: down
79, people are here, guess a word answer is: down
79, people without an inch of iron, guess a word answer is: control
80, people without faith, guess a word answer is: words
81, eighty-eight, guess a word answer is: rice
82, eight brothers with the moon, guess a word answer is: off
83, the knife out of the scabbard, guess a word answer is: force
84, eleven Readers, guess a word answer is: Shi
85, twelve o'clock, guess a word answer is: bucket
86, thirteen o'clock, guess a word answer is: juice
87, fifteen people, guess a word answer is: umbrella
88, fifteen days, guess a word answer is: fat
89, ten dollars to buy breakfast, eight dollars to buy dried beans, guess a word The answer is: dry
90, October 10 (Wuchang Uprising), guess a word answer is: Chao
91, October 10, guess a word answer is: Moe
92, the cross under the three people, guess a word answer is: come
93, cross to cross, the sun to the moon, guess a word answer is: Chao
94, ten brothers guess a word answer is: grams
95, three people, two mouths a horse, guess a word answer is: check
96, three mouths overlap, do not put the product of the word guessing, guess a word answer is: the eye
97, three pieces of paper, guess a word answer is: shun
98, up and down, guess a word answer is: card
99, up and down the string, guess a word answer is: card
99, up and down, guess a word answer is: card
100, up and down difficult to distinguish, guess a word answer is: card
101, long thunder does not rain, guess a word answer is: field
102, a thousand words, guess a word answer is: enough
103, thousands of miles in marriage, guess a word answer is: heavy
104, the soil has a bamboo forest, the soil below an inch of gold, guess A word answer is: and so
105, adults pick small people, guess a word answer is: clip
106, a man shall not go out, guess a word answer is: days
107, big head, in the heart of the small whole body, guess a word answer is: Beijing
108, rain fell on the horizontal mountain, guess a word answer is: snow
109, the little girl, guess a word answer is: wonderful
110, the mountains and mountains, guess a word answer is: out, Yue
111, do not speak, guess a word answer is: kiss
112, unreasonable people, guess a word answer is: the ground
113, the center of a little bit of the mouth does not see, guess a word answer is: Bu
114, Mid-Autumn Night dark clouds, guess a word answer is: 胞
115、Chinese words, guess a word answer is: wow
116, kiss each other, guess a word answer is: Lv
117, fifty pairs of ears, guess a word answer is: Mor
118, five days of the home, outside the planting of a tree, guess a word answer is: wu
119, sixty insufficient, eighty have more than one, guess a word answer is: flat
120, public and forget private, guess a word answer is: eight
121, inverse ratio, guess a word answer is: North
122, the sky is no two, together to a mouthful of family have, guess a word answer is: people
123, every day, guess a word answer is: obscure
124, Mrs. where to go, guess a word answer is: two
125, Mrs., guess a word answer is: husband
126, the Sun King, guess a word answer is: wang
127, the sun down in the west, the moon hangs in the east, guess a word answer is: Ming
128, the sun hangs on top of the tree, guess a word answer is: fruit
129, Confucius, guess a word answer is: the sun is hanging on top of the tree, guess a word answer is: fruit
.129, Confucius mountaineering, guess the word answer is: Yue
130, Kong Ming set the empty city plan, Su Qin can say six countries flat, six Lang want to chop the biological son,
Zongbao do not want to give up Mu Guiying, guess the four words answer is: coquettishly
131, the heart such as a knife stabbing, guess the word answer is: must be
132, hands do not release the scrolls, guess the word answer is: volume
133, handbag, guess a word answer is: hold
134, unarmed, guess a word answer is: control
135, Wenwu unity, guess a word answer is: Bin
136, Wenwu two full, guess a word answer is: Bin
137, dialect, guess a word answer is: loud
138, Day plus straight, do not add a point, guess a word answer is: God
139, day long and short of the month around the war, a positive and negative rows on both sides, guess a word answer is: door
140, day after day, guess a word answer is: Chang
141, sunset half of the forest, guess a word answer is: East
142, sunset phase of the cruelty of the wash but the mortal heart a little, guess a word answer is: bald
142, sunset phase of the wash but the mortal heart a little, guess a word answer is: bald
142, sunset, guess a word answer is: the heart, guess a word answer is: the heart of the world. bald
143, sunset incense residue, wash the mortal heart a little, guess a word answer is: bald
144, the moonlight into the door, guess a word answer is: leisure
145, wood more than a skimmer, guess a word answer is: (a) shift; (b) Zhu
146, water works, guess a word answer is: mercury
147, The fire is not a shell, guess two words, the answer is: rotten goods
148, the fire embers furnace cold add intention to horse heart apes, guess a word answer is: donkey
149, Wang Xiaoming ear is very big this year, fourteen years old, read a heart of the country small answer is: listen
150, Mr. Wang sitting on the stone, guess a word answer is: Bei
151, Wang Zhaojun looked up to see the slanting moon, cloudy day Hanging souls, guess a word answer is: look
152, pay love, guess a word answer is: suffer
153, the gentry in a person did not see, invite friends only please half, Qingdao clouds cover the sun,
Ming moon is more compassionate, guess a four-letter word answer is: October 10th
154, a big two small, guess a word answer is: Nai
155, brother has a small, guess a word answer is: Nai
155, Mr. Wang sitting on the stone, guess a word answer is: Nai
155, Mr. Wang sitting on the stone, guess a word answer is: Nai
155, Mr. Wang sitting on the stone, guess a word answer is: B p>155, brother has a debt, guess a word answer is: song siblings answer is: catch
156, out of half of what can not be, guess a word answer is: Xian
157, out of the valley, move to the trees, guess a word answer is: stay
158, half out half in, guess a word answer is: Cui
159, half a man, guess a word answer is: partner
159, half a man, guess a word answer is: partner
159, half a man, guess a word answer is:
159, half a man, guess a word answer is:
159, half a person, guess a word answer is
160, half the moon, guess a word answer is: fat
161, half true and half false, guess a word answer is: value
162, half push half to, guess a word answer is: loading
163, go to the upper half, have a lower half, than into two halves, and no lower half answer is: bear
164, the ancient times of the The moon, guess a word answer is: Hu
165, Sima Zhongyuan, guess a word answer is: 魂(说鬼)
166、Just near dusk, guess a word answer is: sauce
167, the four mountains across the two days of thick Miu, rich by his feet, tired of him to lead the answer is: Tian
168, Sichuan's dog, guess a word answer is: the only
169, four sides are mountains, mountains are connected, guess a word answer is: Tian
170, lost its heart, guess a word answer is: ***
171, the left has eighteen, the right has eighteen, two or four get eight, one or eight get eight answer is: Fan
172, open the door to a guest to take off his hat and then take off his clothes, guess a word answer is: Court
173, interrupting the thought of the first, tired is his leader, the answer is: the Court
168, the dog in Sichuan, guess a word answer is: sole
173, interrupt thoughts, guess a word answer is: heart174, the first day of the first month, guess a word answer is: Ken
175, the word is less than a cross, do not stop the word guessing, guess a word answer is: step
176, in the field, guess a word answer is: ten
177, the field of grass after the rain, guess a word answer is: lei
178, a B, B, B and C, guess a word answer is: the first time I saw the first day of the second month of the first month of the first year of the first year of the first year of the second month of the first year of the second year of the first year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the second year of the third year of the second year.
178, A B C D E H G S N K, guess a word answer is: drought
179, white head, guess a word answer is: tongue
180, eye plus two points, do not do Bei word guess, guess a word answer is: He
181, Elisa white, guess a word answer is: Ei
182, don't want to be ashamed of, guess a word answer is: phase
182, don't want to be embarrassed, guess a word answer is: the Phase
183, more than half, guess the word answer is: 夕
184、Birds do not want to love the old forest, eat the insects to ride the wind, 8,000 miles with the mouth to the partridge flew to the ten-mile Pavilion, guess the answer is: luanfenghu and singing
185, a person a mouth, mouth under the long only hand, guess the word answer is: take
186, such as arrows in the string, guess the word The answer is: lead
187, the intention is not good, have a mouth to say, guess a word answer is: Asia
188, the guard dog, guess a word answer is: hostile
189, the rising sun does not come out, guess a word answer is: nine
190, a person pick two small people, guess a word answer is: clip
191, there are mouths also difficult to share v., guess a word The answer is: Asia
192, have the heart to get the will, guess a word The answer is: Shi
193, have a hand embrace in the feet want to sneak away, there is a fire point on the run The answer is: package
194, have a visual **** to see, guess a word The answer is: the
195, there are two animals, one in the water, one in the mountains The answer is: fresh
Jokes, stories: see chicken and make
Once upon a time there was a landlord, very love chicken, tenants rented his family's fields, not only to pay the rent, but also to send a chicken to him first.
There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to the landlord at the end of the year to pay the rent and share the fields for the next year. When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's sharecropping. The landlord saw that he was empty-handed, and said with his eyes turned toward heaven and earth, "This field is not for three kinds of Zhangs." Zhang San understood the meaning of these words and immediately took the chickens out of the bag.
The landlord, seeing the chicken, immediately changed his words and said, "Not to Zhang San, but to whom."
Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!"
The landlord replied: "Just now that sentence is 'nonsense (chicken) talk', at this moment this sentence is to see the opportunity (chicken) and do'."
Ear here
The newly appointed governor is from Shandong, because he wants to hang the son, he said to the master: "You give me to buy two bamboo poles to."
The master of the Shandong accent of the "bamboo poles" into "pig liver", and quickly promised, rushed to the butcher store, said to the owner: "The new master wants to buy two pig liver, you are a person who understands,
the heart of the figure!
The shopkeeper was a smart man and understood the situation, so he cut off two pig livers and offered a pair of pig ears.
After leaving the butcher's store, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy the pig's liver, this pig's ear is of course mine ......" so he wrapped up the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government office, to the magistrate reported: "Report to the master, pig liver to buy!"
The magistrate saw that the master bought back the pig's liver, angry: "Your ear where to go!" Master heard, scared face like dirt, panicked and replied: "ear ...... ear ...... here ...... in my ...... my in my pocket!"
There is a "chance" to ride
A merchandiser went to Guangzhou on a business trip to Beijing, because he wanted to go by plane, for fear that the manager did not agree to reimbursement, he sent a telegram to the manager: "There is a chance to ride, ride or not" The manager received the telegram, thought it was a deal of the "opportunity" has arrived, it immediately returned the call: "can ride on ride."
The salesman returned from a business trip to reimburse travel expenses, the manager to not enough level, take the plane will not be reimbursed provisions, do not agree to reimbursement of airfare. The salesman took out the manager's callback, and the manager was dumbfounded.
The name of the place
New Year's Day evening, my brother brought two overseas students home for dinner, a cheerful, a more formal.
The cheerful student introduced us to the shy one with a smile and said, "He's from Burma, so he's a bit shy." He then raised his glass in a toast, tilted his head back and drank it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon."
Principal angry
The principal, at the end-of-semester school board meeting, was furious about the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said, "Those in charge of board business are ignorant; those in charge of personnel management are unconscious; and those who are officers are not!"
Village meeting
A village meeting, due to harmonization, the village headman said: "Rabbits, shrimps, do not pulp melon, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, townspeople, do not speak, now the meeting.) The host says, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (The mayor will now speak.) The mayor said: "Rabbits, shrimps, today's meal dogs eat, everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades, townspeople, today's rice enough to eat, everyone with a big bowl it)