Funny text messages to send to your boyfriend, humorous messages to your boyfriend

Funny text messages to send to your boyfriend:

Let me tell you a crooked trick to remember things: Research has found that the simple body movement of making a fist with the right hand can temporarily change the brain mode of operation, thereby improving memory. When remembering something, you can clench it with your right hand to help remember things; when recalling something, you can clench it with your left hand to remember it faster.

On the bus, we were all staring at a beautiful woman in a short skirt. Suddenly the beautiful woman turned around, slapped me and told me to get out! Damn, I wasn’t the only one peeking at her. There were so many people in the car who didn’t want to hit me? Then I felt very unhappy, put on my pants and got off the car!

The gray wolf finally caught the sheep, and the red wolf counted the ones in the pot. Sheep, happily said to Big Big Wolf: Husband, nine sheep have been evaporated by you! Big Big Wolf hesitated and said: Have you cut off all escape routes?

Three sentences given by Lu Xun to corporate employees: 1. Time Like water in a sponge, as long as you squeeze, you can always get on the subway. 2. Wherever there is genius, I spend all the time others drink coffee on scrolling through Weibo. 3. In fact, there is no road on the ground. If there are too many people walking, the company will go bankrupt.

It is said that in ancient times, Kong Rong’s father gave Kong Rong some large and small pears and asked him to share them with his friends. Kong Rong thought about it and gave some large pears to his friends. After eating, the youngest one was left. He ate it for himself. His father was very happy and asked Kong Rong: Why do you divide it like this? Kong Rong said angrily: I don’t like pears.

Yesterday when I was getting off work, it started raining and the roads were slippery and congested. I saw a girl standing on the roadside in the rain. She couldn’t get a taxi after standing in the rain for a long time. I couldn’t bear it, so I drove away. In the past, he rolled down the window and reminded her kindly: Girl, you are so ugly that you can't get a taxi. The girl smiled slightly and said: So is this why you bought a car?

Once the teacher was talking about the family genetic map. The teacher asked: If the daughter he gave birth to is sick, will the daughter marry a normal man and have children? , what is the probability of contracting a genetic disease? I answered: Probably zero! The teacher asked why! I said: Don’t forget that there is a disease in the world called infertility! Teacher: Get out of here!!! < /p>

If you are given two girlfriends, one has big breasts but is ugly, and the other is good-looking but has no breasts, which one would you choose? It depends on whether breast enlargement or plastic surgery is more expensive.

I bought some bananas at work at noon. I happened to meet a beautiful and pregnant colleague and gave her one. She said politely: No, no, no, no, really no. I said stupidly: You can eat it if you don’t need it.

Why are you crying? So what if he doesn't like you? Remember, there is me, and I don't like you either.

One day in math, I saw a green leaf on the tooth of our math teacher (the teacher probably ate dumplings filled with chives for lunch). After a while, I found that the leaf was gone. When get out of class was over, I found that there was a green leaf in our class. On a girl's neck.

Yesterday I was drunk, so I took off my clothes and put them on the bed to take a shower. The door was unlocked. Halfway through washing, I heard the sound of the door opening and asked loudly: Who is it? Then a trembling male voice came: "Your mother" and I will continue washing. After taking a shower, I came out and found that my mobile phone and wallet were missing from my clothes. Until now, I still haven’t remembered where I put my mobile wallet.

Humorous message to my boyfriend:

1. I used to be alone and felt very happy. Later, when I got to know you, I began to miss you, to care about you, and to feel pain. Because I can't be with you all the time, but my love is always there.

2. Because of love, so love, sweet words will never be pale, a happy life will always be full of expectations, the heart that loves you will never become bad, and all the troubles will be abandoned outside of you and me. !

3. Because I love you, I understand; because I understand, I understand; because I understand, I tolerate; because I tolerate, I fulfill you! Because of love, I am willing to spend my whole life reading you, this Love is timeless and beautiful! Missing text messages for couples

4. Because of love, I began to lie awake at night; because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; because of love, I began to become literary; because of love, I began to send text messages .

I just want to tell you: I love you!

5. Because I miss you, my fingers will not move; because I love you, my tears will not flow; because I look forward to you, time will not pass; because Waiting for you, I dare to speak out my words, I have fallen in love with you for a long, long time!

6. The spring wind breaks a windmill, spinning in the warmth, and uses the spring rain to hold a small umbrella, Nourish in romance, take a photo with the eyes of spring, and hover in your world. In April, the flowers are in full bloom. I love you and continue.

7. Use you to measure time, with you it will be day, without you it will be night; use you to distinguish places, with you it will be heaven, without you we will fall into hell. My dear, may we stay together forever and our true love remains unchanged.

8. Use sweetness to create a heart-to-heart connection, use happiness to describe the prospect of happiness, use happiness to yearn for the future life, use beauty to describe our love, in this hot season, I am very happy to have your love! /p>

9. Write with warm eyes to draw your shy and pure smile; write words with a sweet tone to compose a happy movement in life. My dear, I will love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain will never separate you!

10. Look at the text message carefully and express my love everywhere. I miss you so much that I miss you and pursue you without hesitation. I will always be in love with you, I have the courage to say I love you, I tell you clearly that I love you, I love you. Winter love messages

11. The deep feelings bring warmth, the music of the piano, the flute and the flute echoes in the beams, the love songs come into the painting, the heart is proud of the snow, passed down from ancient times to the present, the winter cold has not gone away with the ice, there is good news already. Your heart. Missing you is singing the blessings of my life in every piece of music.

12. How much love can come back, how many people are willing to wait, how many text messages can be resent, how many words are nonsense, I just want to tell you that I have identified you in this life, hurry up Raise your phone and surrender!

13. Because of flowers, the world is fragrant; because of water, nature is cool; because of love, life is sunny; because of you, happiness is wandering. I have you in this life, thank God, I have you in this life, hope is flying!

14. Because of you, it is different. Because of you, dreams become extremely sweet; because of you, my heart becomes always happy; because of you, life becomes full of poetry. It’s great to have you!

15. Because of you, my sky will be broad; because of you, my earth will be vast; because of you, my life will be colorful; because of you , my world will be different. I love you!

16. Because it is sincere, it is honest; because it is honest, it is simple; because it is simple, it is easy; because it is easy, it lasts; because it lasts; it succeeds. This is true for career, and so is first love.

17. The Milky Way is a ditch, and only then can we have the tenderness of meeting on a magpie bridge; love is a ditch, and we sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, true love can never be separated; no matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance and lovers will always stay together.

18. In pain, I took off the angel's wings because I didn't want to see you looking up so far. Enduring the pain, I stopped chasing the wind because I didn't want you to feel so empty, my dear. , I love you and I am willing to be for you.

19. Eternal love requires: heart-pounding, passion for you and me; persistence that can withstand hardships and plainness; loyalty until death that you have to do; and persistence. The hand of the Son, the faith of growing old together with the Son.

20. You never know how much you love someone, until you see her with another person, you will know that you can't help yourself. There are many people who love her, but there is only one person who can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended with actions! Text messages to her boyfriend

1. Do you know what swinging in the air is? Feel it? Just like your attitude, hot and cold, can you tell me that you really care about me and are paying attention to me all the time?

2. I am like a drunk fish. As long as there is bait, I will take the bait. Whether you steam it or braise it, you must taste me, because only you can know the sweetness and bitterness of me.

3. It may have been a mistake to meet you, but I have no regrets.

Slowly falling in love with you may have been one mistake after another, but I have never regretted it, because I really love you!

4. The past that was once unforgettable has long since faded away, just like the bells at dusk have stopped abruptly. There is no time to sigh, and there is no need to sigh...

5. For you; I would rather be alone all my life. For you; I would rather be lonely for the rest of my life. Waiting for you to come back and find the warmth of the past between you and me.

6. Please don’t be stingy in saying words like “I love you” to me, “You are the deepest concern in my heart”, because girls cannot hear enough of these words no matter how many times they hear them. But please be sincere when you say it. If I read a twinkle in your eyes, then don't say it again.

7. A stranger. No need to say thank you. Don't worry. How can people who are not jealous care? Trust me, trust your own feelings.

8. You always blame me for not writing a love letter when I first pursued you. However, I think: the real "love letter" should be written every moment after marriage...

9. If you don't go home, no matter how late, no matter how far, no matter how busy you are , please take the time to send me a message to tell me that you are safe and make me feel at ease. Otherwise, I will worry and I will have random thoughts. I will do the same thing.

10. If possible, I hope to have a career as a couple. The mutual trust and support shown in the couple’s career, the love, trust and responsibility shown in the eyes of both parties make each other grateful for everything. . When you look at your other half with a smile and contentment, and when she (he) looks at your other half with pride and satisfaction, that is the motivation and stimulant for his (her) success, because this is the spiritual pillar and the emotional heart. Abundance and perception.

11. Do you know that the desire to see you from afar surrounds me all the time? Although you say you really love me, what I need more is that you are by my side.

12. I dare not say that we will be together forever, because I am not sure... I just want to love each other every day in the limited time of this life.

13. Little thing, why aren’t you sleeping yet? Are you waiting for my sweet words? You greedy guy. See how I fix you in the future, be good! Go to bed early!

14. Someone once asked me: Who is the person I most want to see when I am sick; who is the person I most want to share with when I encounter happy things. I replied, that person is you!

15. If there is a competition for missing you in the world, if there is a competition for loving you in the world, I will definitely participate, and I will definitely win, because I am the person who misses you the most and loves you the most. .

16. I hope you can make money to support your family, but whether you will be penniless or a millionaire in the future, please allow me to have a career of my own, just a little bit. Of course, I will Always put your family and the responsibilities of taking care of you and your children first.

17. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter, my ice cream in summer, my light bulb in the dark, and my bread when I am hungry.

18. Autumn is here, and the falling leaves are not the yellow leaves, but the pieces that dance in your memory.

19. I don’t care how many people you have loved or what you have done. I will not inquire into your past, because what I like is you now, and what I appreciate is your current wisdom and your past. Just let it pass. I just want you to love me well in the days after you choose me. This is enough.

20. Hot love, hot love, hot wife: I’ll love you! ! Running naked on the moon with the little fat pig is so hot!

21. I wish you a happy new year, good health, a happy family, great ambitions, living in a western-style house, driving a begging cart around, and eating so much that you can’t stop eating it.

22. The first sip of Irish coffee tastes like the fermentation of longing that has been suppressed for a long time. Irish coffee, suitable for the missing mood.

23. I know there are many beautiful girls out there, but today you will choose me - not because of my beauty but because of my wisdom. I also believe you have this wisdom. Never lie to me. If one day you fall in love with another girl, don't hide it from me. I think you will choose her because she is more suitable for you than me. I hate people who lie to me. Even if I feel so heartbroken that I want to die, I will never pester you again.

Turn around and leave, wishing you happiness...

24. I am unique and irreplaceable. You are also unique. Being able to be together in this life depends entirely on the word "fate". Cherish this fate cultivated thousands of years ago. As long as we have the same goal and the same vision, I believe everything is possible.

25. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old together with you.

26. We must learn to communicate, because only through communication can we communicate, and without communication, there will be no communication. Therefore, we need to learn together, grow together, accumulate the same language, and accumulate the same hobbies... Let us become good partners, good friends, and good companions in the future.

27. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old slowly with you. Until we are too old to go anywhere, you still regard me as the treasure in your hand.

28. We try not to quarrel. Although I have never met a lover who has never quarreled, I try my best. Although I can be willful sometimes, I will not be unreasonable. Even if we quarrel, I agree. I, don’t say breakup easily, because some words can’t be taken back after they are said... If I say the word "breakup" first, please understand that it is because of the different thinking patterns of men and women, and that is my duplicity. I said I just wanted to be retained when I left, and I just wanted you to care about me as much as I care about you.

29. Traveling from all over the world, Lao Wing has experienced cold and heat several times. Pleasure is fun, parting is bitter, and there are even more idiotic children. You should say, clouds are thousands of miles away, snow is falling on thousands of mountains, only the shadow is going to whom

30. I am not a saint, I am just one of the ordinary people. I hope you will be brilliant and prosperous in the future, and I hope we will not I will live a hard life, and I hope to live a life of wealth and freedom, but even if it doesn't happen, I still love you, but you have to promise me that you will never give up working towards the best.

31. I don’t care if you have nothing now. As long as you love me enough, I can live a mediocre life with you; because the love of the soul can resist all temptations. I am not afraid of traveling long distances because I want to see you.

32. You are a plum blossom in the mountains, and I am a flying magpie in the sky. The magpie rests on the plum blossoms, and does not fly despite the wind and rain.

33. I send you text messages for nothing else, I just miss you, really.

34. Home is where you are. If you decide to venture into the world, I will be with you through thick and thin.

35. Saying I love you is not a problem, but wanting to marry you is hard. I am afraid that you will not be able to accept it if I promise you my life. I have no choice but to hide you in my heart.

36. I miss you so much. The days without you are like working without a computer. Come on, I will wait for you.

37. I don’t know that I have been wandering at the crossroads for a long time, waiting for several years. I just feel that the time is very long. It is so long that even my breathing has a sense of rhythm! A relationship, a greeting, how are you doing, where have you been in the past few years? Don't keep me waiting any longer!

38. If you insist on lying to me, then please lie to me for the rest of your life. Until the last day of my life, make me feel that I am the only person you love.

39. What a surprise to meet you--! It's so easy to fall in love with you--! I'm so happy to have you--! It's so painful to lose you--! It’s so difficult to forget you--! Thinking of you makes me want to cry--!

40. Every late night I am waiting for you to come home. It’s too dark and I’m afraid you can’t see clearly, so I light a lamp in my heart for you to illuminate your way home. road.

41. Loving you is a kind of torture for me, but I have to torture myself because I can't stop loving you.

42. Huanhuan’s four ideals: Be obedient and love me forever; be obedient and never leave me; be obedient and marry me; be my little obedient forever!

43. I send you a blessing, and may your life become better because of its existence.

44. Please respect and honor my relatives, just like I will respect and honor your relatives; please also respect my friends, just like I respect your friends.

45. My night is your day. When I miss you, you are sleeping. When you wake up, I see you in my dream. The watch I wear is your time. I will miss you day and night. .

46. I hope that fifty years from now, the old man by my side will still be you, and you will still be willing to hold me in your arms and not dislike me.

47. Since my choice is you, I decide to be with you for the rest of my life. No matter you are poor, rich, handsome or ordinary, what I value is your noble personality and responsibility for life.

48. Sometimes I make mistakes, please bear with me, because I am not mature enough, and sometimes I say some things that you don’t like. Please bear with me, that is not my intention. --That's the message that I want your love.

49. Love at first sight, love for each other, destiny for three lifetimes! Hold your hand and grow old together! Our agreement lasts forever!

50. When everyone is awake, I am drunk alone. The most precious thing is to have a clear understanding. I will never regret meeting true love, and I will only be with you in this life (the secret is in the fifth word of each sentence)

51. I hope that if possible and time permits, you can have breakfast at home and go home to eat Dinner, because I'm afraid of being alone and feeling like there's no family atmosphere. Coquettish text messages sent to my boyfriend, ambiguous text messages sent to my boyfriend

Coquettish text messages sent to my boyfriend:

If you are a green leaf, I will be your Yejian Susu The passing breeze; if you are the passing water of a river, I will be the water moon with sorrow and resentment; if you are a woman picking lotus in the south of the Yangtze River, I will be the most beautiful one under your bright wrist.

When you smile, my heart will beat with you. If you keep laughing, my heart will keep beating! So if you keep laughing, I will not die because of you!

If one day I am gray-haired and no longer beautiful , will you still caress my cheek and say accompany me to the end of the world? If I am really old and the sea is really dry, I only hope to stay with you for thousands of reincarnations.

I don’t love you, I’m lying to you, it’s against my will. I really don’t want to tell lies, but I just don’t love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can’t let you guess my heart.

The groves we wandered through, the blue, yellow and pink flowers we admired, everything is still the same. When will you come back and let's travel together again?

A thoughtful person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you with endless fondness. Every night when the stars fall, count mine over and over again.

The wind blows and the flowers fly, and what remains is the countless ties to you. No one will know how this kind of longing hurts the heart and lungs, how it completely empties the heart, and then ruthlessly tears it into pieces. Your figure always flies in my heart, making me drunk.

I just woke up from a dream and felt like crying: your red lips, your nails and your long hair have long been embedded in my muscles and bones; the sunset weaves a love fairy tale, hunger and thirst The roots have to travel through the rocks to reach your feet.

To give you an answer, I don’t know when I can follow you; a weak heart needs to be strong the most. If you can’t bear to throw it away, you have to cherish it; there is too much happiness, but I become more and more The smaller we are, we won’t break up tomorrow.

Even if I leave you far away, I will not be separated from you, because my heart is already filled with memories of you. Those sleepy and gentle lips and eyes will torture you to their heart’s content. my memory.

I’m not that handsome, I’m not very good at football, I can’t make extra money, and I have a bad temper. Thank you for your love. My tears are surging, and I sincerely confess to you: I will never change my infatuation in my life. Our love A world of change!

1. Don’t be like this!

2. They don’t want it anymore! Well!~~ They don’t want it anymore!~~

3. If you want it, others will want it. If you don't give it, they will ignore you.

4. No one is with you! I will accompany you!

5. Stop it, she is a girl!

6. You What a fool!

7. Oh, you are so bad, (bullying others) hum!~~ I hate it!~~

8. You are so annoying!

9. I feel very good when I see you!

10. After not chatting with you for a day, I feel like something is wrong!

11. Husband, I’m tired Come on, go cook, please! No matter how tired the man was, he would still run into the kitchen.

12. Thank you.

13. You are bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!~~

14. I just want you to care more!

15. People are unhappy!

16. Ignore you, it’s really annoying.

17. I don’t have it!

18. No, no, I want it, I want it.

19. In fact, being coquettish and caring are connected together. When he is no longer around you, take the initiative to call him and ask him what he is doing and whether he misses me. I miss you very much. , when the weather gets cold, remember to put on some clothes. Although it’s very tacky, it’s very practical. I think it’s more touching than any act of coquettishness.

Ambiguous text message to your boyfriend:

Loving you for ten thousand years is exaggerated, loving you for five thousand years is hopeless, loving you for one thousand years is ridiculous, loving you for one hundred years is too long, loving you continuously 70 As long as I am healthy this is my strong point.

No matter it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day I can see you is a sunny day; whether it is yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day! < /p>

The west wind blows thin horses on the ancient road, the sun sets in the west, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

I remember someone said that if you find a four-petal clover, you will be happy. I have never seen you, but now I have found you? The four-petal clover in my heart.

Ni is Wo’s short mouth! Ni is Wo’s fragrance! Wo looks at Ni affectionately! Wo wants to say to Ni, Wo is short and short!

You are like me. Lice, I feel uncomfortable without you.

You are poison, seeping into my blood, penetrating my nerves, and controlling my brain. The poison attacks on February 14th. Please don’t forget to give me the antidote!

All your faults are my fault. The fault is that I did not appear in your life earlier, love you, and consider you! I will make up for you with my heart!

You think I should , you should miss me even more, because you have stolen my heart!

Dear husband, remember: if the husband does not send flowers to his wife on Valentine’s Day after marriage, the wife will Put a handful of green vegetables in a vase at home.

My love opens for you, like white lightning piercing the sky; my love runs for you, like red blood filling the body.

I am a little bird that falls in love with you, but I can’t fly. The reason is: I can escape the gravity of the earth, but I can’t escape your attraction!

I use the power of love The arrow has penetrated your heart, and you have become my prisoner. I have decided to sentence you to life imprisonment, and you will be imprisoned in my heart forever without bail.

Missing you is a kind of sad beauty and sweet melancholy. In my heart, there is a warmth that nothing can replace. Send text messages to your boyfriend

1. Successful men all believe that "the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flags at home do not fall." The mistress should pay attention. You are like a bird in the sky. Why should you be with the one in the cage? Birds compete for favor, you have your own vast sea and sky!

2. The moment you leave me, the situation changes and heavy rain falls; the minute you leave me, there are tsunamis and earthquakes, and the sky becomes dark; the day you leave me, time freezes and is lifeless. As you can imagine, you can't leave me all the time, I want to be with you forever!

3. If I didn’t meet you, my world would be so gloomy; if I didn’t fall in love with you, my life would be so miserable.

It was you who gave me light and hope. In order to repay you, I decided to protect you for the rest of my life!

4. I deeply believe that I will try my best to fall in love with your "laughing, willful, gentle, dependent, selfish, naive, careless, crazy, quiet" heart. , more real than vigorous love. Love words linger.

5. Love really requires courage. Courage means having the courage to start, having the courage to persist, and even more courage to stop. You must have the courage to face rumors and sweet words. Only with courage can love be happy and beautiful.

6. Love is not a flower, so it will not wither; love is not tea, so it will not be boring; you are not Ultraman, so you will not be invincible; I am not Spider-Man, so I will not fly over walls, but You and I are fish and water, the preservation cabinet of love. I just want to be with you in this life, like a fish playing in the water.

7. Take a walk, take a look, Sister Feng is worse than Furong, beg for a favor, love for a chance, Zhao Wei is pregnant with the big S rich family, and it is hard to find love so far, be silent for a while, be alone for a while, When I see you, I knock on the door of love again. I am relaxed and courageous. I will love you forever in this life.

8. Pay attention to preventing heat stroke during the dog days of summer. To test the prevention of heat stroke, a heat test chart is issued: Summer rain bursts to relieve the heat, drink more tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites, and be optimistic and carefree. By exercising physically and mentally, Jingyou can survive the intense heat. If you can read and understand without pausing, congratulations on having a heat stroke!

9. I like you, but I have never said it. I don’t know if you are like me. My inferiority complex makes me afraid to speak and I would rather wait. This waiting is suffering and torture, but Because I like you, I think this is also happiness.

10. The earth is still spinning, the sky will still be dark, and the wind is still a bit cold. I will still miss you. The earth will be tired, the sky will still be bright, and the wind may stop. Well, I will still miss you, my dear, take care.

11. Come and send a message on 8.18, send a wedding invitation to send blessings; come and send a message on 8.18, send a blowing kiss to express love; come and send a message on 8.18, send a red envelope to send wealth; come and send a message on 8.18 Send it, send a text message and send it together.

12. The setting sun will soothe your tiredness from the day, and the stars will rub your sore back. At night, you should get rid of the burden of work, have fun, rest your brain, listen to light music, taste good wine and food, relax your mind, and wash your hands. Go away from your worries and have a good sleep. Have sweet dreams and good night.

13. We have been together for more than two years, and I have never asked you for anything. Now there is an easy request. Can you please see if you can satisfy me? Just nod your head. Well... um ...Can you write your name in my household registration book?

14. In this hot dog day, in order to let this text message bring you a bit of coolness, I specially soaked my hands in a basin with ice and mint leaves. I hope you will accept it. When texting, you can feel the coolness of ice and the fragrance of mint!

15. There is something I have been holding back for a long time. I wanted to say it but swallowed it. I just couldn’t bear it anymore. I am sending you a text message. I just want to tell you. Please listen patiently: It’s cold, so wear more clothes. . Actually, what I want to say is: I love you!

16. The sun is your smile, the moon is your eyebrows, the air is filled with your scent, and time is immersed in longing for you. Since I met you, my life has completely changed and sweet love is the only one.

17. There are three important days in this world. The day you are there, my heartstrings are plucked; the day I am there, I am no longer lonely in joy; "I" and "you" become " The day we'd live happily ever after.

18. Time is like a river, and love is like a fish swimming in the river. If you taste the taste of broken love a few more times, you will be able to swim in the rapids with ease; what is yours will always be yours. When fate comes, I will definitely hold a pair of gentle hands that belong to you!

19. Use the morning sun to warm you a cup of passionate milk, use my sincerity to make you a passionate fried dough stick, use the breeze to play you a soothing song, and use a text message to send you a sincere blessing. I am willing to accept it. Come to you, you will feel comfortable, full of passion and work smoothly in the new day! Good morning, friends!

20. Love turns around, wipes the tears from the corners of his eyes and says goodbye. The happiness of the past has disappeared, preventing the love from spreading in the heart, and forgetting all the sweet vows. From now on, we will never owe each other!

21. The most beautiful thing in the space is two stars reflecting each other. The most beautiful thing on the earth is two people meeting each other. The most beautiful thing in the sky is two clouds following each other. The most beautiful thing in the sea of ????people is two hearts meeting each other. Touched, dear, thank you for loving me.

22. There is no need to argue about what kind of script should be performed, and there is no need to bear the burden of deliberate expectations and romance. Let love take its course, and let the heart be relaxed and calm. Only in this way can we find the real answer to love or not. !

23. There was a thunderbolt in the sky, and the protagonist appeared. She was good at singing and dancing. She looked like Shen Yan. The world was more wonderful with her. This person was none other than you who read the message. You are the protagonist every day. !

24. I will bring a water pump to drain the water from the West Lake, I will bring explosives to knock down the Great Wall, I will name the pond in my backyard Canghai, and my vegetable patch Sangtian. In order to avoid such a tragedy, Please accept my love for you.

26. A year’s plan starts with spring, a day’s plan starts with Chen. A greeting gives you a new mood, a blessing brings you a new starting point. May everything go well for you starting from this morning, peace of mind, joy, and happiness forever! Good morning!

27. The sky changes, the earth changes, the sea changes, people change, and the world changes, changes, changes. The only thing that is eternal is - my love for you, my love for you, and one more thing. A heart that has long been intoxicated by you.

28. Do you know why the end of the world is coming? Because you haven't agreed to marry me yet. Why? Because if I didn't have you, the earth would be destroyed. For the safety of innocent people and the development of the world, promise me: marry me and the world will be brilliant!

29. Ask Cupid to express your love, lest you be afraid of pain when he shoots an arrow. Ask Yue Lao, lest his red thread will tie you up uncomfortably. Ask Cupid, lest you be too big. The aura scares you, so let me express it myself, 'I love you'.

30. The crescent moon in the night sky is really white. It is my pure sincerity wishing you a good dream. The stars in the sky light up the whole sky. It is my bright eyes watching you sleep peacefully, my friend. ,Good night!