1, too sensible people must miss the opportunity to go astray and the beauty along the way that comes with mistakes.
2. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.
3, I y loved your special, so never regret that you have long been far away
4, do not think you can easily go easily back, sis heart is not so wide.
5, listen to the words of the gentleman, hanging from the southeast branch.
6, life is not rehearsed, every day is live; not only low ratings, and wages are not high.
7, life, easy. Live, easy. Life, not easy
8, comrades have not yet worked hard, the revolution must still succeed.
9, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting will not, laundry and cooking is too tired.
10, people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, courtesy of three; people offend me again, I also a needle; people also offend me, cut off the roots of the grass
11, people's lives are like in the shit, sometimes you have been very hard out of just a fart
12, if you can not put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop your hand to solve her coat buttons.
13, I still believe in love, just will not believe in love forever. I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea.
18, living in this precious earth, the sun is strong, the water wave is gentle."
19, one day, I will sing to you in the morning light of other worlds: "I have seen you before in the light of the earth, in the love of man.
20, long a cobbler face, do not blame people step on.
21, do not eat full which have the strength to lose weight ah
22, people have is the background, and I have just the back.
23, I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging so many you love to hear high.
24, don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find yourself really ugly.
25, give some sunshine I will rot.
2020 non-mainstream funny quotes1, reform and opening up, my weight rubbed on the ground.
2, you look at yourself that kind of indeed better than the garbage
3, do not want to live that go to death, death can not be good to live.
4, daughter-in-law no can find again. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
5, this era, Goku are pursuing leopard fashion sexy
6, counting money to hand cramps, sleep to sleep naturally.
7, ?dori lie to verify the lie, get must be a lie
8, boredom of the mother, holding the boredom of crying: boredom dead ...
9, want to call. Turned over the phone book. But I don't know who to call
10, once was once, now is now
11, say what is not important, important is who said
12, because brother insisted, so brother is not afraid of regret.
13, the deaf heard the mute said the blind saw the ghost.
14, in addition to 10086, who TM also cared about me
15, the so-called 'Duxin', that is, 'betting' on the wife to believe your lies,
16, the day is cold open air conditioning, sleep is really addictive
16, the day is cold, open air conditioning, sleep is really addictive
17, because the brother insisted on, so the brother is not afraid of regrets.
17, those who always say that others pretend to be forced, you are not even forced.
18, the third party is not the later one, but the one that is not y loved.
19, believe me, I am very low-key, Xisi, how I so lovely na
20, wow, the system is not happy? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good look at it. I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person.
22, sister, not not write mood, but no mood.
23, you do not need to send words, sister all understand. You want to say that Sister is very beautiful,
24, would rather get drunk to make him feel bad, but also do not let him not drink to suffocate.
25, only I abandoned your share, a you ignore my share.
26, I really don't want to say that you look like a car accident scene.
27, Ultraman counts a ball, pig is the most lovely
28, earned money not to spend to stay wipe his ass ah.
29, the night reading of the talented man looking forward to female ghosts, bachelor's old man looking forward to the lady;
30, neodymium people really can not care about the man, so he will be like a crazy dog
31, every day to see that conversation. The corners of the mouth unconsciously upward.
32,迩是太平洋警察？ I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
1, accustomed to crying in the dark night, learned to be strong, stubbornly strong.
2, a certain person, a certain sentence, certain scenes, a certain song. Always easy to tear your emotions ......
3, some pain, can not say, can only endure until you can slowly fade away.
4, I'm just a person who has gone too long, so long that I'm already accustomed to a person.
5, spend every quiet night, just want to have their own space ......
6, now understand, the original one can be sad to, no emotion, no words, no expression.
7, the world is very small, the city is very big, lack of destiny of people may not see again for life.
8, you are I can not guess overwhelmed, I am you can not think of irrelevant.
9, I really love you, close your eyes, thought I could forget, but the tears that flowed, but did not deceive themselves.
10, countless I love you, can not remember how many sentences, now that once, why only you?
11, see your name my tears can not control the flow down, the heart spasm like pain.
12, the cold wind blowing, blowing down the yellow leaves, but can not take away my pain. Blow wet the corner of the eye.
13, the flow of years around the corner, there will always be a story, only about sadness, is the belated future, is the infinite empty silence.
14, the pain can go to forget, can hurt how to forget.
15, the breeze whisked across the cheeks, the rain drifted down the window sill, the tears of longing flowed freely.
16, I thought it was the wind, blowing the wild heart, writing sadness into a song when thinking of you.
17, things are not things, flowers fly flowers, everything is empty, sentimental always be ruthless injury.
18, a song "Murphy", the sound of broken hearts, words sob, life and death, sing all the human hate hate is not as good.
19, because of the dignity of love, I choose to leave. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
20, always think, that can be happy, the original, happy is not imitation sad.
21, I do not know why, always inexplicably sad.
22, can I touch you. Even for a brief moment
23, can not. There is so a shoulder. Let me can rely on a lifetime
24, mermaid! I love you only you will not split...
25, do not cry because of its loss, should be for once have and laugh.
26, every time I deceive myself and others, I do it perfectly.
27, not strong teardrops or along my nose slipped down, I sent you on the car, leaving himself the only this strangled pain.
28, when looking through everything, only to realize that the original loss is more solid than having.
29, when the tears flowed down, only to know, separate is also another understanding.
30, loneliness is a person to eat, even if the table has a lot of delicious, but also to taste its sweet and sour, no matter how delicious it is not delicious, are a person also very quickly finish eating.
31, began to wander, began to helpless, began to tears, began to regret.
32, happy and sad nothing separate, heartbreak to the end will be solved.
33, buried can not be days and nights of sadness and pain in the heart, who said the love can always be forgiven, a person tired to the end, you do not want to let her go.
34, that sadness stays in the heart, no matter how to fill, will leave traces of pain.
35, those tears, crystalline and pure, y leaving traces for a period of time.
36, that time, I hurt him; that time, I stabbed myself even more; that time, my heart ached.
37, if you do not let the tears flow down, perhaps, the new year, I will always carry a heavy bag, in the still trekking journey, bending my originally not straight spine.
38, if you shed tears, wet always my face, if you sad, bitter always my heart.
39, the pouring of hurt autumn, stepping on the shadow of the night, following all the way to the whimpering autumn wind, walk and stop ...
40, I won't let you see the tears of the parting, and I won't let your heart have any uneasiness.
2020 non-mainstream said1, when I was a child, happiness is a simple thing. When you grow up, simplicity is a happy thing.
2, I am in love with you, what can you do to me.
3, in fact, I'm not a sister, I'm only a man dressed as a woman permitted Bumpman.
4. Although I seem to be cold on the surface and you do not have much communication, but in fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind the scenes.
5, love is only two results, either, each back to their homes, or, your mom into my mom.
6, I would like to bet all the time only love you a person.
7, to be connected to my WiFi, to see how the traffic arrogant!
8, the flow of three camel shit, but unfortunately no paper on the body!
9, fortunately I am a fat, boredom can pinch my stomach.
10, is not far away again will have an end is not a sea change you are around.
11, the next year's students, see which sister you tell me, I went to tell her boyfriend.
12, if you will not play life, life will play you.
13, you take the favorite person as the queen, as a delusion that he is the emperor. In her eyes, you are just the eunuch.
14, strong for too long so tired, want to hold the love of a deep sleep.
15, can no longer go back, no longer write bad, that I love you.
16, thirteen secretly tell you a secret, class teacher and aunt.
17, you know how disgusting you are, when your mom first felt your presence when she threw up.
18, I walk around aimlessly, but never walk out of your world.
19, through your arrogant temperament touched your heart.
20, don't blame others heart eyes, is your own lack of heart eyes. Don't say that others love to show off, is your own jealousy.
21, life is like a great aunt, is not supposed to give you a lesson in blood.
22, behind us, is the sunshine of sorrow all over the place, the shadow dances on it.
23, do not go through Monday morning's collapse, do not know Friday afternoon's valuable.
24, every girl is an angel who has never shed tears, how you let me break my wings.
25, finally know why the first April Fool's Day, and then Qingming Festival.
26, the exam does not turn over the book, simply a pig, cheating do not panic, caught to pretend.
27, narcissist every year, this year, especially more.
28, suddenly realized that all my plans for my future have the same beginning: when I have money.
29, attractive women are not afraid of men's philandering. The strength of the man is not afraid of the reality of the woman.
30, don't think I'm too heavy, and your love than, too heavy light as a feather.
31, the girl I'm angry at the mouth to say dirty words, better than crying and crying Zhang poor good.
32, boundless starry night, I only flick flowers evil smile proudly forward.
33, because I have single-handedly walked through too many thorny road, so extraordinarily cherish now have you accompanied by every step.
34, sorry, I am realistic, compared to the memories, I care more about the present.
35, I'm not a fruit orange, want to drink when shaking, not to mention iced tea, not another bottle. Lost me forever lost.
36, my strength is that we are handsome, my weakness is that I am handsome is not very obvious.
37, I am not a person, no love does not matter, I still have affection, friendship, and you, so good.
38, quietly into your space, only once forget to delete the visitor record, the next time there is no access.
39, and then the good once, in the breakup of the moment, will become the love of the funeral pyre.
40, if, you take the dog and you to let me choose, I will choose the dog, because the dog is more loyal than you.
41, who dares to bully me in the future, write your names on the insoles, and step on you every day, damn.
42, now realize, forget this word contains a lot of disappointment.
43, you lost your way in the haze in the north, I forgot to wear fall pants in the rain in the south.
44, the afternoon bus, out of the bus card bam into the coin hole.
45, class super want to sleep, ready to rush to sleep after class, but a class on the energy.
46, said the pig brain is the most stupid, I say the pig brain is smarter than your brain!
47, verify that a person is not like you, is to stare at her fifteen seconds to see if she will kiss you.
48, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can go to the surrounding trees to try a few times.
49, people cheap life, pig cheap a knife, you live waste of air, dead waste of land, waste of RMB at home.
50, from monkeys into people need thousands of years, from the people back to the monkey only with a bottle of wine.
51, don't bow your head ah, the crown will fall, the dog will also laugh!
52, if you are ruthless to your favorite person, then why do you need to tell him that you love him.
53, I'm afraid that love is too early, and can not and you with the end of the old.
54, if you are a candy that no one loves, you have to have a unique label.
55, the existence of tears, is to prove that grief is not an illusion.
56, the protagonist can not die, you blindly worry about a head.
57, all the failures, compared with the loss of their own failure, is even more insignificant.
58, a lot of people into your life, just to give you a lesson, and then turn away.
59, I saw his heart, and his lingering back.
60, after all, I look so handsome, achievements you can not be beautiful, and I match point into it?
61, the world laughed at me too crazy, I laugh at the world to see through.
62, did not say that the bitter taste of good medicine is good for the disease? How not seen effective.
63, single is not their own choice, but to give themselves a chance to break into the future alone.
64, in terms of feelings, I am a particularly simple man, just want to talk about a, say bed on the bed of love.
65, my heart lives an angel, what a coincidence, your name your look and it's the same.
66, usually I always go home a foot on the other shoe, today a home, a foot on the drag did not.
67, my future son, quickly tell me the direction of your father.
68, do not say who your favorite, life is still long, who can not predict tomorrow.
69, some things do not need to argue, surface obedience, back resistance.
70, do not think too much, your imagination will create a problem that does not exist at the beginning.
71, the world is very small, the city is very big, lack of destiny of the people may not see again in life.
72, you can laugh at me chasing stars, but not laugh at me chasing stars.
73, who will say: my love for you, until the day of the news broadcast finale.
74, the original I also thought that the tiger photo is real, but then as soon as I heard the government said it was real, I immediately understood that it is fake!
75, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks! I won't be a night kitty anymore.
76, no one has ever confessed to me, which means one thing: I've always been secretly loved.
77, said endless heartache I can only as a joke.
78, Dad said long handsome men will lie, mom said not handsome men will also lie, your father is a very good example.
79, I'm not a genius because I have not worn Bird's diapers.
80, because of you, I've been serious, I've changed, I've worked hard, I've grieved.
81, no matter how many years, how many generations, I can still recognize you in the crowd.
82, I never dare to give you any promise, because I know we are too young.
83, perfunctory that the lie has begun, indifference that the feelings are about to end.
84, my man has labeled me, so to him please pay.
85, if at first Newton was sitting under the durian tree, then the current homework will not be so much.
86, now the woman: look back, the wind and rain. Before looking, the grain is not harvested.
87, Qianlong and Washington actually died in the same year, has always felt that they are not in an era.
88, we just look up to the same sky, but we do not know that we are so far away.
89, you are the line in my hand, even if the kite flew away, you are still in my hands.
90, men hate women suspicious, often because they guessed too accurate.
91, a look at your long is a face that is easy to be deceived.
92, if it is not because of care, how can there be so many emotions.
93, just because in the classroom more than a glance at you, you let me on the podium to do the problem.
94, the person who helped me up, I let him never fall down.
95, you scolded me, it must be because you do not understand me, because, people who understand me want to beat me.
96, God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you used to roll your eyes and waste resources.
97, because of your appearance, the significance of that day, immortalized in my life.
98, different people, different tone.
99, God created you, so the world has a fool like you.
100, I do not ask for anything, I just hope that you after the woman a less than one.
101, I am used to shed a tear before going to bed.