1. Homework is so ubiquitous that it attracts countless students!
2. every time only when buying clothes will be called handsome, what a painful realization
3. you say that women are clothes brother is a hand and foot, teenagers, capable of you do not wear clothes with your hand and foot to go out to play
4. boredom to throw a drift bottle, written on the top of the bottle,
5. I have to be in your mediocre life, do
5. I'm going to be a glittering psychopath in your mediocre life.
6. Before you laugh at me, brush your teeth!
7. Teacher, since you keep us up late with homework, we have to make up for it with your lessons.
8. Don't like me? It's a disease that needs to be cured. I'm not sure if I can do it. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!
9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher in the fourth chapter, the bully in the eighth chapter, and I'm still looking at the directory
10. Today, I saw the goddess online, I sent a message to her: "In? I sent a message to her: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: "I'm there, what's the matter? "Oh my god! The goddess actually replied to me! I held back the excitement and replied: "Then you first pull, pull and then chat. "An hour has passed, the goddess why not finish pulling?
11. I lamented: college is getting more and more expensive, but college students are getting cheaper and cheaper. A rich friend of mine listened and said: the same feeling ah, now on the college students is quite cheap.
12. I think there must be a lot of people who are secretly in love with me because after so many years, no one has ever confessed to me.
13. Don't be discouraged. Although you have small breasts, you have a big face. Although you are short, but you have a high hairline. You may have thick fat, but you have a thin wallet. Though your paycheck is small, you have a lot of work. Though your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Though you live a bad life, your rival lives a good one. Even though he doesn't like you, no one else does either.
14. sick child: Why do you need to wipe the cotton ball before injection? Father: That's alcohol, first your ass drunk, and then the injection will not hurt. The first thing that you need to do is to get the alcohol out of your ass before you get the shot! Father: that's because your ass is so drunk!
15. I'll always be just a piece of meat to a foodie. Bacon
16. Know why you need to use your husband's money? It turns out that husband backwards is ¥, and husband reads backwards as pay!
17. Q: What would you like to see most on your way to school late? A: other late students!
18. Against fatigue: sleep. To deal with fear: sleep.
Sleeping. Against hunger: sleep. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the problem and get rid of the problem. A sleep to cure all diseases, a sleep to calm the world, focus on sleep for twenty years, sleep! Under curiosity, I asked her why she hangs two no friends QQ, eat full of ah! She said slowly, the future for my children with, can not let them lose in the starting line. omg, her image instantly in my mind tall up.
20. The story of Snow White tells us that even if the seven losers are good to her, it is still not as good as a kiss from a rich man.
21. Life is like a pressure cooker. When the pressure is too high, it cooks itself.
22. Homework quickly to the fire, you only to the fire, you can not find a bigger fire, homework so much how to burn finished ah!
23. Monthly income of 3 w can consider low-end European tour, monthly income of 1 w to 2 w please choose Southeast Asia tour, monthly income of less than 1 w please choose the domestic tour, monthly income of less than 5 k please choose the provincial tour, monthly income of 3 k please choose the suburb tour, less than 2 k please choose cooking oil, less than 1 k please choose the dream tour. Please arrange the travel route according to your income Hori~!
24. 110? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Something's wrong! Hello, what's your emergency? Two girls want to go out with me, fighting! The ugly one is going to win! The ugly one is going to win!
25. If Pan Jinlian did not open the window, would not have met Simon Qing; do not meet Simon, will not be derailed; not derailed Wu Song will not be forced to Liangshan. Wu Sung is not on Liangshan, Fang La will not be captured; Fang La is not captured, can be destroyed Song Jiangshan; no Song Jiangshan, there will be no Jingkang shame; Jin soldiers will not enter the customs, there will be no Qing dynasty; no Qing dynasty, China will not be closed, there will be no Opium War and the invasion of the Eight-Power Allied Forces. China, then, will be the world's only superpower! The other vassals such as the United States are all floating clouds! Alas! Jinlian ah, all right you TM open what window ah ~ ~
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A man can not give you a sense of security, does not depend on his height, but depends on the height of his heart. Tall and wimpy men have seen a lot. Short and angsty men have also seen. A man has to be high-minded, so as to be like a man. Of course, the premise is to have talent.
Second, anything should try, life on the road you and I, close your eyes as if standing in the boundless wilderness of the two trees, the speed of time keeps pulling away, quickly until we become tiny dust, in the infinite heaven and earth, into the most insignificant existence, until the wind blowing away, disappearing, and the vastness of the cosmic space into one.
Third, respect, easier to do is to respect the similarity, the most difficult to do is to respect the difference, that is, when others are not the same as me, I will still respect him, accept him for everything, to appreciate this difference. If friends or relatives can do this with each other, and no longer force the same, the same, it will be more conducive to the psychological development of each individual, and conducive to reach the stage of psychological development of self-similarity.
Fourth, the most beautiful meeting, not on the road, but in the heart. The most beautiful meeting is not on the road, but in the heart. Shallow encounter, y hidden. And I, in this shallow encounter deep hidden net sea acquaintance you, beautiful years, stunning time.
Fifth, time is short, life, swiftly, people are pursuing, but the end of a dream. Then, it would be better to do their own quiet, in the calm waiting for the beautiful flowers, in the tranquility of the wash away the lead, guarding the city, the alley, waiting for the time to age calmly and peacefully
Six, the ideal is the light, issued by the silk warmth; the ideal is the spring, leading to the newborn hope; the ideal is the song, knocking in the heart of the consolation; the ideal is the dew, moisturizing the withered heart; the ideal is the wind, rolled to the dense clouds; Ideal is the cloud, turned into timely rain; ideal is the rain, moisturize the long drought tree; ideal is the tree, for you to hold up the shade; ideal is the light; light dissolve the winter snow; ideal is the snow, moisturize the land water; ideal is the water, the formation of the boundless sea; ideal is the sea, tolerate all the fault; ideal is the stone, knocking out the star fire; ideal is the fire, light the extinguished lamp; ideal is the lamp, light the road at night; ideal is the road, to lead you to the Ideal is the road that leads you to the dawn.
Seven, life's best travel, is that you are in a strange place, found a long-lost touch. Traveling alone, without restraints, without constraints. One day, put on your backpack, bring yourself, as far as you can, go as far as you can. If there is no faith, take the travel as your faith, this life, are walking on the pilgrimage.
Eight, a cold heart, love change is difficult to pull back, why not stay a little self-respect, stay a little face, people before the laughter, cover up their sorrows, turn around, people after mourning. The night is deep, people are inevitable, half rely on wine red, counting the stars, lonely sadistic, lonesome bone.
Nine, destiny does not owe anyone, look away, who has a piece of blue sky on the top of the head; look down, who has a sea of flowers in the heart. Only spring, green, autumn and yellow, you can feel the alternation of nature; only sunny and rainy interlude, you can appreciate the outside world of change. Pain is a kind of calcium, can let us long stand; bitter is a medicine, can let us tenaciously support. Feeling that fate is unfair, it is because the heart is narrow, you want to be narrow, the road ahead will be narrow.
Ten, the heart can no longer resist a moving, so that I will zero in on all the heart, get up, stand in front of the window, listen to the heart of this sound, the rain is like a silk, silk loving, any loneliness in the rain, lovesickness in the night into a mound, the gloomy space and time, but did not have any impact on my delicate heart, a touch of tenderness, so that the lonesome flavors!
eleven, when others ignore you, do not be sad, everyone has their own life, who can not always accompany you. When you see others in the smile, do not think the world only you a person sad, in fact, others just than you will cover up.
XII, there is a lack, there will be hope. Everything is not perfect, there are always shortcomings in life. We have to accept the perfect heart, and not perfect life. Life is not full of points, like carrying a basket that is never full, because it is not full, we will not stop picking, the harvest will be more and more. The so-called perfect, in fact, just from our hearts. Only people who really know how to tolerate imperfection can get more perfect.
Thirteen, the world of things, time is ultimately speechless, when all the dust settles, when everything returns to calm, we will really know to give up is actually another beautiful harvest. The heart has a home, life has a road. Only if you learn to live alone with yourself, your mind will be clean, your mind will be mature, and your heart will be broad.
XIV, your side of the real friends, with you ugly not much to do with you have no money not much to do with you rich, but must be with you whether the good, whether the humor has a relationship. Friends are not the ones who will help you if you have difficulties, but they must be the ones who will not laugh at you.
Fifteen, learn to cherish life gives you everything. Being loved is the wealth of happiness, lover is happy to pay. If he left you, smile and give him blessings, rather proudly alone, but also not aggrieved like. Be kind to yourself and tolerant of others. Do people, can not be over-sheng, pleased with the Woods bully, at the time of high Mo self-centered, joy and anger do not show color, success or failure convergence in the chest; can not be overly grudging, can be willing to the eaves, can be far from the world.
Sixteen, with the heart, are false words. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The heart is precisely no, no heart is precisely with. The heart is contrary to the purity of the Buddha's teachings, and the heartlessness of the Buddha's teachings is a departure from nothing. Life is a breakthrough, a passing, a possession, and likewise, life is a letting go. When you have arrived, you must remember to let go, and when you have the intention to gain, you must be prepared for the day you lose. Life remembers the harvest, but also to remember to let go.
seventeen, the love department of the end of the world, vertical sea river cloud water, frost cold cloud sinking, smoke disappearance, a Pishuan Wan Yan, gently in the slip in the years of fading; sound slow a shadow broken idea, a wind and flowers, cold rain, since the flow of the water drifting, three thousand obsessive dream chanting into a song of sadness. The first thing you need to do is to look into the eyes and see how much love you have, and what you can do about it.
18, we smile into life, in fact, we do not have the right to nitpick life, life is like this ready-made landscape, your pain and happiness, your joy and sadness, life as a real feedback.
XIX, life, as long as the direction of the right head, not afraid to go slow. Slowly, perhaps success will come a little later, but more to ensure the quality of success; slow, perhaps not so early to reach the end, but also not too tired or too impatient and give up halfway.
XX, the flow of the years hurt flashes, like a dream, not a dream, this is not yesterday and yesterday. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a long journey, and it was a long time before I was able to get to the top of the list. Shallow smile, can not save the water years of a vein of interdependence, a promise to promise, a frame frame of tenderness, a volume of warm words; shallow sadness, can not forget those smiling face, the pair of warm hands, those scattered in the years of Linlin total.
XXI, flowers and applause easy to make people forget; cynicism easy to make people depressed and disillusioned; gossip easy to make people resentful and sad; love disillusionment easy to make people painful and lost language cloud: spoiled and unruffled, look at the court blossoms and falls; to stay and go unintentionally, look at the sky clouds rolled cloud Shu. The feeling is always in can't sleep when the Hou, only to recognize that in fact that is Acacia, destiny is always in the dream before believing that is eternal.
Twenty-two, time to cook the rain, will eventually be all stranded, cool the past. The first thing you need to do is to look back at the past and see if it was a dream, or if it wasn't a dream, there was still a familiar warmth and happiness in the time. Drunken dream stream, scoop up a handful of spring color cooking tea. Drink with the breeze, and landscape dialog. A bosom of quiet, a coat of peace.
Twenty-three, living on earth, you are not the first sad characters, unnecessary sighs, just because it is too little, more soft, thanks to the heart, with this life tolerance, learn from him a few times to bow, even if the dream woke up to go to the end of the world, but also may wish to and the earth handles say happy.
Twenty-four, we are all grinders, are in the long years of polishing their own. The handle is in our hands, because of the heart and diligence, we are sharp, bright life; because of carelessness and slack, we are numb and dull, grinding rolled blade, wasted life. If I don't care about you, I won't be laughing for you; I won't be so fragile; I won't care about everything you do; I won't be quietly thinking about you.
Twenty-five, the guest traveled thousands of miles, boat across ten thousand mountains. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a long journey, and I was in the middle of a long journey. At the broken bridge, the gurgling water is still there; the flowers are still there, and the fragrance is still there. Through the wind and rain, the deep dome of the sky, the world of smoke and fire, the fate of the cycle, a thousand years of reflection, ten thousand years of frost and wind. Only wish this life, spring **** limp and dancing, summer solstice with shade sleep, autumn high and the moon with, years cold Qi hidden sky.
Twenty-six, there are mossy mottled memories with the trail dodging, screw clouds green temples of the Jiangnan girl in the ink, dancing with the feelings of snow and butterfly feather posture, the millennium of the poetic love is not old, just like my thoughts, to a queer thin words and goblets of ancient poetry wantonly leisurely ancient rhyme.
XXVII, the external light but dozens of years, one day will be dull fade. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. And the inner temperament of the light but will cross the time and not decay, across the history and immortality.
Twenty-eight, your value depends on their own irreplaceability. I'm going to start creating my own irreplaceability, and by then it's not whether I can be here or not, it's whether you can keep me or not. People are more than enough, but my world is one. A person's income and social status and your irreplaceability is directly proportional to, be sure to let yourself become irreplaceable higher people.
Twenty-nine, the pursuit of dreams is a process, but also a must gradually establish the habits of life, but also a living in the present feeling. Who said you have to give up everything to chase the dream? And don't complain about the dream and bread two in the way, in fact, hinder your pursuit of the dream, not your hand tasteless, discarded bread, but their own inertia.
Thirty, hero face, people in ancient times are bland; beauty gall, straight to teach the hero to take the mountains; the end of the night, the piano and drink wine grinding cold sword; guest sleepless, a piece of begonia thought of the red face; people say that is, the beauty does not degree of the Jade Gate Pass; and listen to the words of the beauty of the heroes of the ancient difficult to be complete; sycamore leaves full of Changchuan, weeping tears of the powder for the bearded; the bottom of the curtain flowers, the wall of apricot Yean; how to write a clear poem, the love of the bitter into the ice sheet; the setting sun shines on the Yangtze River, the desert volume of sand. The winds and sands of the desert, asking you whether you are tossing and turning or in front of the flowers under the moon.
Thirty-one, people say fickleness, all in a thought, if the heart does not move, how can you. Instead of arguing, it is better to look at the heart; instead of worrying, it is better to look at the scenery. The heart is quiet, then everywhere quiet, see the flowers blossom and fall, watch the clouds roll, a cup of tea to wash the heart, light incense and calm; a touch of Jing Jing Jing, cozy tranquility; a relaxation of the heart, the clouds and the wind is clear. The first thing you need to do is to look back and see if you can find a way to get your hands on some of the most popular products.
Thirty-two, text, flowers bloom when you, flowers fall when you, wind when you, snow dance when you; text, I for you obsessed, for you crazy, for you think, for you to read. Poor its life, nothing can always be the same, only shades of words, enduring, seasons do not fall, light fragrance, long and long.
Thirty-three, walked through the torment of love and hatred, walked through the clouds of the years, the face of spring, silent, why did I come, why did I go, can not decipher the fate of the world, how can we be harsh and vicissitudes of life, a lot of trouble, walking around all their own dispersal, it turns out that their own strength is the sun.
Thirty-four, yesterday, if all the past, that there is what can not pass tomorrow. Some people say that life is a kind of enjoyment; some people say that life is a kind of helplessness. In fact, life has enjoyment and helplessness, there is comfort and confusion. Life is like a green fruit, you contain in your mouth slowly taste, chew, there are many flavors spread on your tongue, also sweet, sour, bitter, astringent, life has two realms, one is pain without words, the other is to laugh without words.
Thirty-five, think of my Huaxia: the general horse, the wind and sand in the northern part of the country; good talent, Jiangnan pictures; state stability, sage as hemp. I think I was once the glory of China, to restore my great state of etiquette! Born as a king, the dragon will not curb its sharpness! One day, I hope to wear my Han family's clothes again, and enjoy the sound of the horns and the gongs and the chimes! The mountains and rivers are still good today.
36, the road of life need to be careful, there are flowers and traps, there are applause and divergent paths, it is difficult to be a person, to be a safe to the old man is more difficult to be sober, the need for self-discipline. If life and career temporarily walk in the trough, then you need a little bit of patience, do not need more excuses and explanations, need some passion for life and open-minded.
Thirty-seven, water can be until the sea, is because it skillfully avoid all the obstacles, and constantly turning forward. Many smart people failed to embark on the road to success, quite a few because of the south wall does not turn back. Inevitably encounter difficulties on the road of life, turn a corner, around a circle, why not a way. The world's most terrible two words, one called obsession, one called serious, serious people change themselves, obsessive people change fate.
Thirty-eight, do their own decisions, and then be prepared to bear the consequences; do not lose your temper at will, who do not owe you; you do not have so many viewers, do not be so tired; the past can not be forgotten, but be sure to put down; others say remember in the head, and their own, then put in the heart; you will never have your own imagined that important; money can solve the problem is not called a problem; to find a little time. I'm not going to be able to do that.
Thirty-nine, Buddha repair in the heart, good and evil in the people, the Buddha's door since ancient times is not a clean place, the Sherry has regret, Bodhi tears, all because of the injustice, sins, hate, grudges, greed, color up. A lifetime of Zen practice is a lifetime of transition! Can you hold it now? The Buddha's robe, with hair, as long as there is a Buddha in the heart, compassion, can be frankly in the world, can you hold now?
Forty, April peach blossom, is a glazed dream within my reach. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a woman. The heart of the fragrance, and the petals of the flowers of the quiet, dense into a song of clouds and water Zen heart rhythm, gurgling in time and space. Twist a wisp of light, the branches of the bright. To pay tribute to this sad, vigorous April. In the meantime, I'm going to fold a branch of spring willow and plant a tree of green hope. Expectation, every shallow day, are full of vitality.
Forty-one, can not withstand the words of criticism, will ultimately bear the reality of the blow; can not withstand the people against the heart of flattery, will fall into the carefully constructed traps; can not withstand the loneliness of the people, it will not breed new ideas; can not withstand the pressure of the people, can not afford to pick up the burden; can not withstand the temptation to accept the test; can not withstand the defeat of the people, will be the lack of courage; can not withstand the victory of the people, will lose the ultimate The people who can't bear the failure will lack the courage; the people who can't bear the victory will lose the final victory.
Forty-two, the mountain does not turn, the road turns; road does not turn, people turn. As long as the idea of a turn, adversity can also become opportunities, turning is also a way forward. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Don't let it hurt too much, only once the pain to the bottom of the lungs, will find a lot of things start to different. It's not the feelings that have changed, it's the courage that has changed. With a lifetime to learn a fear of the word, the later the deeper the realization.
Forty-three, when we are young, we struggle together to make money together to support the family; wait until after the old, together to see the world's prosperity. The most important thing is that we are always together.
Forty-four, the wind with a smile, the clouds leisurely fluttering white long sleeves, flowers seem to understand the wind heart music frequently nodded, water in the wind layer brimming. You wade in the water, lightly twisting the scroll, for my shallow ink sketch, from then on I will live in your picture, the wind and rain is not immersed, cold and summer. You twisted the wind and softly chanted, the so-called Iren, in the water side. Since then I have lived in the Tang and Song poems, soaked in the fragrance of books, full of poetry.
Drift bottle attractive sentences
1. The first thirty years can not sleep, after thirty years can not sleep.
2. If the knife is stuck in your body I will be heartbroken, if the knife is stuck in me will you be heartbroken?
3. Waiting for the day when men have menstruation, I will go to sell sanitary menstruation.
4. Every time you fall down and get up again, you will become stronger and stronger. Life, half memories, half continue.
5. Once longed for a long time with a person, and later, how glad I left?
6. Life is incomplete without experiencing love, and love is not profound without experiencing pain. Love makes life rich, pain makes love sublimation
7. I once rubbed shoulders with a person countless times, clothes are rubbed, but also did not rub sparks.
8. is my final is mine, I am ultimately one of your passers-by, you always do not love me, destined to me and you are what will not happen, doomed, doomed just doomed. No matter how I cross no matter how I want to get close to you, you will still leave me. I want to see you so much, I want to see you so much, I want to see you so much.
9. Distance produces the beauty and thoughts are temporary, are derived from a party is not around the unaccustomed, once this unaccustomed to be accustomed to, the distance will produce estrangement.
10. Sometimes I really feel sorry for my parents, who have been working for themselves all their lives.
11. I cried on the way home, tears once again collapsed. I can't do anything about it, and I don't dare to be proud of it anymore. What else can I say, what else can I do? I hope you will hear, because I love you I let you go
12. Stay up all night, because there is no courage to end the day, bed, because there is no courage to start the day.
13. If there is fate, not afraid, little by little white head.
14. The most sad is not more than, you think you can find a person to protect you, but then the wind and waves are given to him.
15. With a cigarette. Wandering to the end of the world
16. I cried on the way home, tears once again collapsed. I can't help walking like this, no longer dare to be proud and extravagant. What else can I say, what else can I do? I hope you will hear, because I love you I let you go
17. After the breakup can not do friends, because each other hurt; can not do enemies, because each other y in love. So we became the most familiar strangers.
18. like to leave a mark on you belonging to me, but never remembered that you never belonged to me if one day, no longer like you, my life will be like the former fall, decadence I do not want to want to live like that, so, before I have not given up on you, please, at least like me
19. sometimes your dream to reach a kind of happiness, sometimes Sometimes it is a blessing to have your dreams dashed, sometimes it is a blessing to lose them, sometimes it is a blessing to succeed, sometimes it is a blessing to fail. Sometimes being rich is a kind of happiness, sometimes being poor is also a kind of happiness. Unhappy today or now can not become happy, but tomorrow or later may become happy!
20. The girl went to school to find him, she said she also want to live in this city, because this city has him. The two lived the life of a young couple. But because they didn't want to separate, the girl never went to look for a job. A week later, the girl said I want to go back, so she bought breakfast and stood at the exit to wait, the girl's return car came out. She asked the driver to let her out of the car, the girl got out of the car and took her breakfast, kissed the boy, and then turned around and got in the car.
21. A man's winter is colder than previous years.
22. Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will look for a reason to stay for you. Space emotion article collection
23. Life is more than lonely. Lonely life love endlessly, loneliness is the theme of love forever. I am alone with my shadow. It says it has whispers it wants to tell me. It says it misses you. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.
24. I really don't have the ability to keep everyone I don't want to lose.
25. A person so much want to find someone to accompany. A person lost himself. I don't know if there is still a desire to chase again.
26. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you.
27. If anyone thinks that there is perfect love in the world, then this person is either a poet or an idiot.
28. No matter how cruel fate is to give a person with trials and misfortunes, but will still correspondingly give him happiness and sweetness, even if this happiness is so short and unreal, but also enough to light up his future entire bleak life.
29. All the jokes, are hiding serious words, and those who do not seem to understand the response, probably is a euphemism for rejection.
30. In fact, I would like to find someone to talk about it, but I do not know where to start, the final final is not to say anything, tell yourself, tomorrow is good.
31. That is I left the color after the single time, when facing the computer screen twenty-four true color indifference to mourn, found a piece of gray, a thick white, and then crisscrossed into black and white, lost the love of colorful. Without your network makes the computer into a dead air hell!
32. Maturity is not the heart grows old, but tears in the eyes but keep smiling.
33. Fallen leaves. Leaves scattered teardrops, both have fallen, why stoop to pick up; rather than shoulder bitter memories, why not walk towards tomorrow, shower spring rain.
34. Love is a kind of feeling, when this feeling is already not, I am still reluctant to force themselves, which is called responsibility! Break up is a kind of courage! When this kind of courage is already gone, but I am still encouraging myself, it is called sadness!
35. Simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the moment stretched lasting feeling, not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.
36. There are two kinds of people, a kind of good-looking, a kind of ugly. We are sandwiched in the middle, belonging to the good and ugly.
37. Birds in the cage, hate Guan Yu can not Zhang Fei.
The biggest reward from heaven is, another bottle
1, sometimes I really feel like a crazy person.
2, the world is so big to know you, I feel so unfortunate
3, in fact, not a woman does not love to laugh, because of the smile of the powder will fall.
4, this morning watched a ghost movie, so that I dare to sleep at night.
5, I decided to insist on sit-ups every day, the night began to lie down first, and then sit up in the morning...
6, I found someone to help you inquire, there is still a place in hell, you can go directly.
7, I have never believed in Christianity, I only believe in more guidance ......
8, we know each other very well, I know you long and short, you know my depth
9, happy days: is to eat enough to go to sleep.
10, really envy you, so young to use the dual SIM dual standby phone!
11, brother is doing the needle threading, walking the fashion line, drinking is nutritional fast line, see is today a line.
12, people want to lose weight is so difficult, wallet weight loss cut is how easy ah.
13, the world's shortest spell, is someone's name.
14, Hey: tell me the address of your home, I want to change him into a public **** toilet.
15, Excuse me, please stay out of my sight. Your looks are seriously affecting my physical and mental health
16, your shortness is lifelong, my fat is temporary.
17, boys should like meat girls, like bones, is a dog
18, not everyone can live low profile, can be low profile based on the high profile at any time
19, go their own way, let the scum say go!
20, if the idiot will fly, then our school is simply the airport.
21, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may be a panda, because pandas burn incense
22, never dare to think that tomorrow will not be better I just want to think of the next meal can not eat enough!
23, once thought I was a flower on the cliff, and then realized that it is just a slag in the sea of people.
24, played the farm to know that the original hippopotamus and elephants are planted
25, not yet had time to go to the grass, it was plucked light
26, have told you that more than one skill is not pressure, you do not say that the meal is also a piece of art
27, all the group of pigs, you are back to the pig's nest to stay it!
28, don't be too loaded, sooner or later to be injured; don't be too slippery, sooner or later to be smashed
29, the heavens give me the biggest reward is to come back to a bottle.
30, the king of shampoo and Pantene body wash head, smooth and silky, wash the body, black and dense!