2. I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?
I am not crazy, but I have never been normal.
It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hair style.
5. Go to work with the attitude of Niu B, and leave with the attitude of Sb after one month. By the way, I will definitely work hard.
6. I am different from Superman. Superman flies parallel lines and I fly parabolas.
7. Some habits can't be changed under any circumstances.
I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.
9. There is a person who you have watched all your life, but neglected all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.
10, girlfriend: Look at someone else's boyfriend! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! Boyfriend: You left it for me.
1 1, feelings have been very sad, just like you.
12, there are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.
13, a meteor that has no time to make a wish, is just futile in the United States.
14, the best way to stop advertising is to smash TV and computer.
15, I will use my grades to prove how happy I am these two months.
16, Li Jian is so charming that some people say he is not good, but in my heart he is the best and unique, my male god Li Jian!
17, every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.
18, staring at you quietly in the vast sea of people.
19, there is a sun in the sky and you in the water. You played with the dog all day.
20. The space where songs are formed allows years to come and go, so the faces of people who are still protected, with great and endless hatred, have never changed.
2 1, happiness is blowing bubbles, reflecting the beauty of Russia.
22. Being with you all the time is the most beautiful paradise.
23. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.
24. The most romantic thing is that the left hand holds your hand and the right hand says love.
25. When you are sad, don't think about it. Think about one two three four five six nine.
26. The sunshine will meet me and kiss me next season.
27. Wandering in the world, no longer making everlasting promises for anyone.
28, la la la la, I am a small expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;
29, self-esteem to the corner, take out all the good, you are still silent.
30, memories, beautiful, but very hurt; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.
The more people I know, the more I like animals.
32. I have an appointment with my classmates. On the evening of 30th, I watched the Spring Festival Gala and burned winter vacation homework to keep warm. .
You say you are lonely, but I think you are just bored.
34. Count the long flowing water that accompanies you and interpret our eternity.
35. My years of edification in Tsinghua have shaped my cultural taste today: setting up a stall at the school gate in Tsinghua.
36. I am most afraid of death, and I am afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.
37, it is said that the weight is only 100, either flat chest or short.
38. ldquo I dreamed that my male god dreamed of me, and the dreams were the opposite. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?
39. Later, I finally realized that the most precious feelings were never held in the palm of my hand.
40. Rogue is a temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.
4 1, why do girls care so much? Anyway, they will all dance square dance together in a few decades.
42. I spent my youth in unrequited love, not just wanting to be with you.
43. The former state is: unable to learn, unhappy to play and restless to sleep.
44. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
45. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag is broken!
See a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower.
47. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag is broken!
48, printed on the eyes blurred-no one understands.
49. I'll kill anyone who stops me from loving you until there are corpses everywhere. Wan Li has no objection.
50. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man stood still.
5 1, the sun has set, and I will climb up again tomorrow morning. I will be as handsome as tanned skin next year.
52. What women need is sincere love. Why do you think of them so complicated?
53. It's just a short unrequited love that blooms in a dream.
54. People at my level are very reluctant to take the train: I often ride three rounds to sell Tianjin big twist everywhere, only I dislike your share, and you ignore mine.
55. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.
56. A petal, a love letter, a warm word and a pair of hands you hold.
57. Many people waste their lives waiting for the chance to satisfy their wishes. .
58. Every day, I watch different tastes of sleeping pills walking around the podium.
59. ldquo Dear, you are so handsome today. Nonsense, you don't see what kind of person your husband is.
60. Love lighter than clouds and wind is a green sand dune.
6 1, break up, I can wake up crying in my dream at the thought of the money my girlfriend owes me!
62. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
63. If you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.
I've been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.
65. It's not that I don't like you, but that I don't want you to be covered in hurting me and thinking about another person.
66. Q: Describe your appearance in four words! A: You're welcome.
67. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.
Ldquo me a pen. As usual, Jason is a male god. He is tall, handsome and fashionable. He sings well and is filial. He is definitely a good man. . . .
Thank you for comforting me when I am sad. Sad signature
70. The person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.
7 1, likes to delve into history in his spare time, especially the loyal fans of Qing history and concubines in the palace.
72. "Kneel down and slap your mouth" This is a court play! The scene of "kneel down and open your mouth" has changed.
73. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.
74. You are stupid. You live a simple life, but you want to be with my sister.
75. Sorry, I have a secret crush on success again.
76. Forgive my indifference. I always thought I could wait for my lover, the one who loves me, the one I love.
77. You are very powerful. There are only two things you can't do. You can't do this and you can't do that.
78. Different dreams bloom the same.
79. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !
80. Life is anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but they are very exciting.
8 1, it's raining I stood at the window, watching the rain. It hurts.
82. I can tear my heart out in love, or I can do it simply!
83. My charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.
84. On the train to its moments of beauty, we met as usual.
85. The snow in winter makes the world white for you and me.
86. My wings, burned by tears, can't fly to heaven.
87. Never look back until you hit the south wall. Hit the south wall, grab it and be pushed by everyone.
88. Think about the past memories, savor the present sadness and think about the future frustrations.
89. I envy two kinds of girls. One is a thief playing games, and the other is a power in the game pit, but he will spoil me. I belong to the pit caught in the middle and won't spoil me, but I swear.
90. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.