2, if escape can not face, please send me a pair of skates, let me run faster.
3, you or let me kneel rubbing boards, kneeling electric heater really can not stand ah!
4, when I was a child, I thought that people sprayed the word "demolition" on the wall, and I felt sorry for the poor people who didn't have a house to live in, and now I know that the word "read" is rich.
5, if someone hates me, hate to the point of wanting to take money to hire people to beat me, I want to say to you, you put the money to me, as long as the money is in place, I even beat myself.
6, brother is nothing but a bureau, and you are fascinated.
7, a lot of people and the relationship between people, are from "I can recognize you?" Start, and to "I finally know you!" End.
8, I now, the only thing I can afford to put is chopsticks, the only thing I can't get out of is the nest.
9, I called my object, her object to pick up.
10, times not loyal, a lifetime of use, who let me down, I let who despair.
11, because the cowherd and the weaver have been in a state of separation, the cowherd and his cow is good, so the Tanabata Festival is not, please tell each other!
12, how to describe their own cooking, burn a handful of good kitchen, said you may not believe, that is the pot first hand.
13, Titanic "gave me 15 years, I could not find the person who accompanied me to see it.
14, know why the vacation is so short? Because there is no morning on vacation. Know why work is so long? Because it not only has morning and morning!
15, Valentine's Day, don't go around sending photos to show love, in case of collision face is not good.
16, show love to the people changed a batch after batch, only I, thunder and lightning single.
17, sometimes you do not try a little, you do not know what is called despair.
18, the class sleep sleep, the next class fight, the test dead.
19, the world is difficult to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, and love.
20, we hollowed out the lungs to say, you can hold up a green house.
21, finally know why Oreo to lick a lick, because then not afraid of someone to grab.
22, the contemporary face is not much expression at all, but has many expression packets.
23, this day can let me on the road to pull out the phone and you typing chatting people, definitely my true love.
24, to engage in other people's stomach I will not, to get their own stomach bigger and bigger, I am quite good at it!
25, now the social situation: life and death all over the world, the same city can not find people **** dinner.
26, the marriage announcement: the requirements are as follows, A live, B female.
27, above the people, to people as people; under the people, to take themselves as people.
28, pennies on the dollar, thin rice to eat not through hunger.
29, no matter what you do, focus on persistence, do not fear failure. It is said that failure is the success of her mother. You pursue her baby, of course, to laugh at her mom.
30, my hobbies can be divided into two kinds of static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
31, who said I do not know the instrument? I'm a good drummer.
32, Goddess of Liberty with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, is to tell us. You have to study even when the power is out.
33, now a little hate themselves, despite how hard I try, but also just a beauty in the eyes of others.
34, only women and heroes are difficult, only wife and work is difficult to find.
35. Recently, there is a little bit of want to talk about love, but there is no good, no, no I want to dispel this idea.
36, mix with me, I have my mouth to eat, you have a bowl brush.
37, stay up late on the body damage is really great, so every time I go to bed late I will call a snack, a good food supplement.
38, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is not the same with the transportation.
39, what is friendship? I have changed 4 cell phone numbers after graduation, no one told, however, classmates still contacted me when they got married!
40, home on the road, but also see a lot of takeaway brother running around to send food, suddenly feel very inspirational, others so late are still sending food, I have what reason not to eat?
41, than a thousand holes, I prefer a deadly knife!
42, you must go well with her, I take the car.
43, enrich yourself, enjoy life, no sunshine, the heart can also be warm.
44, put the past all the goods, old sister you want to live with who.
45, I have a Taoist nun friend, I also have an abbot old iron!
46, you also learn from others Tencent, every time you go online call me darling.
47, take my enthusiasm as water to drink, one day scald you.
48, some parents educate their children, there is no scientific method, there is no chapter and rule of law, completely by hand, such as my father!
49, when you feel poor and ugly, do not be sad, at least your judgment is still right.
50, the tomato was walking down the street and was squashed by a small car, so it turned into a persimmon cake. Then another truck came along and it turned into ketchup.
51, others are trying to Valentine's Day when together romantic about a meeting, and I am trying to Qingming Festival when together to visit your grandparents.
52, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or in the sun!
53, why should girls have to be so calculating between them, anyway, over the decades are going to square dance together.
54, I like children, more like the process of making children!
55, before going to bed must go to night snacks, so as not to do hungry dreams.
56, why I put the phone into flight mode, thrown from the fourth floor or broken?
57, ex-boyfriend to get married, called to ask me to go, I decided to return to him three words: next time to go.
58, smart women against men, and stupid women against women.
59, successful mother is failure, successful father is sweat.
60, why handsome men are in the barber store, while the beautiful women are in the red light district.
61, in this world, the true heart is scarce, and should be more frugal.
62, can not help themselves, in addition to teeth, and love.
63, I quietly come, quietly go, wave a dagger, do not leave a living mouth.
64, about tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.
65, foot tucked out of your shit, count your pull clean!
66, chased to the hand when I felt that she finally cheated to the hand, but after getting along always feel that they are on the thief ship.
67, the ancient girl kissing, willing to say but with the parents to do the Lord, not willing to say that the daughter still want to accompany the parents for two years.
68, silence is gold, do not talk to me, I want to save money.
69, into the examination room on the amnesia, out of the examination room on the delusion!
70, when you want to marry someone to tell me, I marry you.
71, if you can't get rich overnight, two nights I can accept, half a month is fine.
72, especially capable of suffering, I only did the first four.
73, what can't be put down in the past, I feel that in my life, I can't put down only chopsticks.
74, this day is really too hot, want to find someone cold war a few days.
75, the difference between people and pigs is: pigs have always been pigs, and people are sometimes not people!
76, I said which sentence makes you sad, tears, please tell me, I say it again.