Jokes between brothers 1) Wear clothes when it's cold, and undress when it's hot. It is always cloudy or sunny. But I still miss you, miss you, miss you. As for why, I can't figure it out!
2) This summer is very lively, and caring for friends can't be forgotten: air-conditioning fans, don't fan more, and taking a cold bath is more likely to catch a cold; Eat cold food, don't eat too much, food will be destroyed at one time. Drink plenty of water, get enough sleep and don't forget to smile every day!
3) It's summer, so it's very troublesome to blow the air conditioner. It is best to ventilate more and drink more water, and the mung bean soup will disappear completely; It's very hot in summer, so meditation is good. It is natural to be calm and not fidgety. Summer is refreshing and enjoyable.
4) After a sleep, the drought turns to waterlogging, and the hot summer weather is particularly unpredictable. It is necessary to take an umbrella when you go out. It can protect you from the sun and the storm. Don't be late for work. The financial crisis makes money very tight, and health is very important. Don't forget to smile when it is hot.
5) Mosquitoes are dispatched in hot weather, and the ferocity is better than usual; Wear labor insurance when working in the field, and remember to close the screen window when sleeping; Killing mosquitoes and insects is indispensable to sleep soundly! It is very good to have enough sleep and good health.
6) It's summer, so it's very troublesome to blow the air conditioner. It is best to ventilate more and drink more water, and the mung bean soup will disappear completely; It's very hot in summer, so meditation is good. It is natural to be calm and not fidgety. Summer is refreshing and enjoyable.
7) Summer is coming, it is very hot, so hide; The days are long and the nights are short, so be idle. Too many things, too busy, have a rest; The wind has passed and the rain has come. It's refreshing I miss you. I wrote it. Take a look. Be careful in the hot season!
8) Everyone loves to eat fruit on a hot day, remember not to eat iced watermelon; Watermelon is cold and sweet, and freezing is useless to hurt the spleen and stomach; It is best to buy and eat now, diuretic and antihypertensive and beauty; Don't eat too much, just keep in good health!
9) The most beautiful and coolest time in summer is at night. Every year as long as it comes to summer, I look forward to it as soon as possible at night, because it's not too hot during the day. But summer is the longest day, and I have been looking forward to it for a long time.
10) Don't forget to bless you in the light summer of July 7th. I sincerely wish you a short message. The weather is hot and cold. Don't be angry when the thunderstorm comes. Blessing is always the most powerful.
1 1) Summer is hot, and deep blessings and sweet wishes are cool; Summer is hot, warm greetings and continuous friendship are more dazzling; Summer is strong, love is vertical, adjust the weather in your heart; Summer heat is heavy, and I am willing to send it, which is enjoyable. Have a cool summer!
12) After a short summer, it's hard to say how hot and bitter it is. At this time, the melons and fruits are ripe, teaching you to avoid the hot summer days. Bitter gourd and eggplant are more tonic, and eating more vegetables is as fierce as a tiger. Sleep must be sufficient, and it is up to you to be strong or not!
13) traffic police comrades are busy at work and still have to go to work in summer; A good example of dedication and serving the people; If you are suffering from the heat, you still have to carry the heat; Remember to bring more antipyretics, health is really needed!
14) Summer is coming, and it is very troublesome to blow air conditioners. Blow air conditioners more. It is best to ventilate more and drink more water, and the mung bean soup will disappear completely; It's very hot in summer, so meditation is good. It is natural to be calm and not fidgety. Summer is refreshing and enjoyable.
15) I usually don't send messages, and I only send creative messages when I want to. In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
16) When the hot mosquitoes came out, they were more fierce and vicious than usual; Wear labor insurance when working in the field, and remember to close the screen window when sleeping; Killing mosquitoes and insects is indispensable to sleep soundly! It is very good to have enough sleep and good health.
This is the summer solstice. It's getting hotter every day, sweating more and more, the sun getting shorter and shorter, and wearing less and less. Here is a warm reminder: be careful of exposure and exposure in hot weather.
18) The summer heat comes quietly. It's very hot in summer, so I go to work by bus, covered in heat waves, and go home to sleep. Mosquitoes sting people everywhere, but I can't sleep. I'll send my blessing to you first. It's hot and the temperature is high. Take care of yourself.
19) The sun is scorching, and the news has come to a safe hug. Don't worry about the hot weather, calm down and let the summer heat stay away. Good health, happy family, smooth career and many smiles. The friendship of friends is around, and you are happy in summer!
20) The hot weather still makes you angry, and you feel really guilty. I feel sorry for myself all day. How can I dispel your worries? I want to think about it, but I can't. I still want to express my demands through text messages. I hope you can forgive my mistake and stop worrying. I sincerely apologize and hope you can forget your hostility with a smile.
2 1) Spring thunder is faint, and the weather is getting warmer and warmer. It is hot at noon and cold in the morning and evening to prevent young crops from catching cold prematurely. Sometimes it is cold and sometimes it is hot, and the temperature is unstable and easy to get sick. Prevent seasonal flu, and keep healthy. Surprised and elegant!
22) The sunshine is full of enthusiasm regardless of willy-nilly, the heavy rain is just messy and violent, and the hot weather sends my mind away like a breeze. I wish you all the best. Your career is more urgent than rain and dew. The eagle spreads its wings and praises Wan Li in midsummer.
23) Loving you has become a commonplace, and every day of the year, every meal has no complaints; I miss you as a gourmet, and honey is sweet every day. Diary day has become the favorite of the year, always warm and passionate; Blessing has become the day of love, every minute, I hope you endless sweetness!
24) It is hot during the day, and no one helps you when you are busy; It's cold at night, and it's bleak up and down; Last shift, who are you working for? After work, go inside and outside the kitchen; Ask for leave, tell a lie, and be too lazy to work in the bar outside; It's no use inside and out.
25) After a sleep, the drought turns to waterlogging, and the hot summer weather is particularly unpredictable. It is necessary to take an umbrella when you go out. It can protect you from the sun and the storm. Don't be late for work. The financial crisis makes money very tight, and health is very important. Don't forget to smile when it is hot.
26) When summer comes, it is very troublesome to blow air conditioners. Blow air conditioners more often. It is best to ventilate more and drink more water, and the mung bean soup will disappear completely; It's very hot in summer, so meditation is good. It is natural to be calm and not fidgety. Summer is refreshing and enjoyable.
27) Everyone loves fruits in hot weather, so remember not to eat iced watermelons. Watermelon is cold and sweet, and freezing is useless to hurt the spleen and stomach; It is best to buy and eat now, diuretic and antihypertensive and beauty; Don't eat too much, just keep in good health!
28) Everyone loves fruits in hot weather, so remember not to eat iced watermelons. Watermelon is cold and sweet, and freezing is useless to hurt the spleen and stomach; It is best to buy and eat now, diuretic and antihypertensive and beauty; Don't eat too much, just keep in good health!
29) Traffic police comrades are busy with work and have to go to work in summer; A good example of dedication and serving the people; If you are suffering from the heat, you still have to carry the heat; Remember to bring more antipyretics, health is really needed!
30) In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
3 1) The sun is scorching, and the news comes with a safe hug. Don't worry about the hot weather, calm down and let the summer heat stay away. Good health, happy family, smooth career and many smiles. The friendship of friends is around, and you are happy in summer!
32) Mosquitoes are more fierce and vicious than usual when they are outside in hot weather; Wear labor insurance when working in the field, and remember to close the screen window when sleeping; Killing mosquitoes and insects is indispensable to sleep soundly! It is very good to have enough sleep and good health.
33) Traffic police comrades are busy at work and have to go to work in summer; A good example of dedication and serving the people; If you are suffering from the heat, you still have to carry the heat; Remember to bring more antipyretics, health is really needed!
34) It's cold, so I can't make a cotton-padded coat for you. It's hot, I can't be your air conditioner; It's raining, I can't be your umbrella; It's snowing, so I can't make gloves for you. But I have a heart that no one can love you. I hope my love can bring you the most satisfactory happiness! Have fun!
How time flies! The summer solstice is here. It's hot and anxious to get angry, so eat more fruits and vegetables. Don't sleep in the morning, cover yourself at night. Get rid of all troubles and laugh often every day. SMS conveys care, and friendship is real!
1) It's too hot! I bought a box of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Everyone should pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
2) It's summer, so it's very troublesome to blow the air conditioner. It is best to ventilate more and drink more water, and the mung bean soup will disappear completely; It's very hot in summer, so meditation is good. It is natural to be calm and not fidgety. Summer is refreshing and enjoyable.
3) Stay for the first time, stay for the first time, and beware of heatstroke; Hot weather, hot weather, hot every day; Rain, rain, I hope it will rain in summer; Cool, cool, cool, cool. SMS to remind you: It's hot for heatstroke prevention! Bless you-cool after the rain!
4) Traffic police comrades are busy at work and have to go to work in summer; A good example of dedication and serving the people; If you are suffering from the heat, you still have to carry the heat; Remember to bring more antipyretics, health is really needed!
5) Make trouble without reason, and you will have a plan!
6) Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.
7) Discipline yourself and leave others alone.
8) Showing off your wealth is like being complacent, trying to show off your gorgeous appearance, but being seen by someone's asshole.
9) I am worthless. I'm worse than shit. You're like shit. You deserve to smell.
10) I can't speak. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste.
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