1. Every day is the practice of card dominated by the fear of feeling a bit of enthusiasm to learn the car are not.
2. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring!
3. brake hot feet? I'm not going to step on it yet!
4. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
5. In the end, how to make parents do not force me to learn the car, I really do not want to learn the car, I am too afraid to drive.
6. In the summer, a woman was taking the road test. She was so nervous that she kept looking down at the gears, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
7. When starting on a hill, the coach said: "Put the clutch in gently, find the linkage point, let the car shake up and then put on the brake." I do, I feel the car has been obviously shaking, grabbed the shifter in neutral and released the brake, the car suddenly slipped back. The coach hurriedly slammed on the brakes and snarled, "What are you trying to do?" I do not understand: "I hang semi-linked gear ah!" "......" "Oh, I thought the semi-linked gear is between first and second gear."
8. Driving fast, the coach said: "Only do the officer more and more courage, driving are more and more open the more courage, you are an exception!"
9. You steering wheel to grab so hard why, is it want to drag down to take home?
10. Report coach, all ready, request takeoff
11. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, scolding people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty-five.
12. In the morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
13. Today just get a driver's license, coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
14. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he will not go out
15. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, almost scolded to death, I am too poor, and goat and weak.
On the practice of the circle of friends text humor funny two16. subject three test smashed, back to pay the supplementary examination fee, the bystanders asked: how will the test smashed it? The girl sighed: Alas, is that the condom did not set on ah. Safety ... full ... set ...
17. I subject two test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over I cried.
18. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as ID card to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
19. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject two wish you a hand over.
21. Drive fast, he said: "Drive so fast for what! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. Open slow he came to a sentence: "still moving?"
22. Coach: see that person? Cadet: see the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not coach: dare not your still not brake
23. In order to your future safety, learning to drive scolded is actually very necessary drops. Any of your saliva weight, I since the stalwart, perhaps you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. And not yet learned the car partners, encountered such a coach, you will be from it!
24. Nightmare news do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car.
25. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, okay! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
26. The coach said that your license to learn and then go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only to the sky
27. steering wheel are not good, your hands are born to do
28. master said once someone road test: "Report!" "Come up
29.Section two make-up test twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
30. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master let brother see how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddy took out a lighter to light to see, fortunately, the master's quick eye, flying leg, the brother kicked down to the ground, or else I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
practice car sun good humor funny say thirty1. Listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: at that time, we all try very hard to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. There is one on the car, the first do not start the ignition, to the side of the examiner a hard stupid smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
2. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
3. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
4. Today, I just got a driver's license, and the coach said to me: "Don't drive as much as you can in the future."
5. I'm not nervous about giving birth to a child, but I'm nervous about taking a test like this, and the logic is shattered.
6. The steering wheel is your object? Put so tight ......
7. The coach said that you license to learn and then go to apply for a class to learn to open the aircraft bar so quickly only on the sky
8! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
9. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But I haven't gotten my first win yet.
10. Master I pour into it? Master:
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrument all normal" request to get up. The examiner listened to the music: not yet awake it? Permission to get up!
13. People's mood will really be because to learn to drive and fall to the bottom I realized.
14. Change the family. I can't teach you
15. I suggest you get a racing license in the future! You're not fit to drive such a normal car!
16. My classmate, Ms., was very nervous during the road test, and kept saying "fasten your seatbelt fasten your seatbelt". And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
17. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to the other driving school to scrape the car.
18. Smoking Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
19. You so step on the brake want to launch me out of it
20. I: how to beat to death?
21. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
22. Coach: see the front of the man? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
23. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
24. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake vigorously, you pull vigorously, you vigorously 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
25. morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: the driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
26. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject two wish you a hand over.
27. "I'm sorry, coach, I stopped again crooked". "Which can ah, the road is crooked"!
28. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
29. To be honest, I'm a student in the test license for the first time to feel the dark side.
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Practice car emoticon sand sculpture funny friend circle text (a)
1. "Coach, I'm so nervous Oh!" "You nervous what, should be nervous is walking people!"
2. Section three practiced, the coach: you can, you drive according to this idea, the examination, then up to 100 points.
3. "The gear shift on the gear shift, do not wait for me to remind! Look at the front! Look at the front! Look in the rearview mirror! Slow down, slow down, fly the plane ah? Gas, gas, upshift! Downshift, downshift, why are you still refueling? Get the steering wheel back on track! What's wrong? Are your hands dancing on the steering wheel? Hit as many back as much!!!"
4. Drive a bad not blame you, blame our coach no good.
5. This time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing me, let me rest assured, I wish you happiness.
6. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "cheer cheer". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
7. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and wimpy and weak.
8. steering wheel to beat the clutch to step to death
9. a candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat, fire, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation on the examiner said: "report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting takeoff." (This should be a request to start, and I guess the candidate has had the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) The examiner replied calmly, "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage electricity in front of you."
10. Subject two has not yet been tested on the clamor to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width.
11. Every day in serious learning car! All tanned several layers! Even the opportunity to become white is gone! I want to cry!
12. The coach said I drove like he was drunk and couldn't learn.
13. Section three test five times, less than a last resort, I never touch the car.
14. Bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
15. I tied a piece of meat to the head of the car, the dog is better than you drive!
Practice car emoticon sand sculpture funny circle of friends copy (Part II)
16! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see the fast crash! Tread lightly on the brakes! Overtaking ah, waiting for dishes! Put on the turn signal! Steering wheel is dead! You give me to go down, nonsense like!
17. The first section of the three road test did not pass, the coach: open the bad not blame you, blame our coach did not make a difference.
18. My brother learned to ride a bicycle road difficult, I seem to understand the mood of the coach when I learn to drive.
19. Learning to drive or tanning my arms, legs and feet are now turned into a crosswalk.
20. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, really desperate.
21. If you like this steering wheel will be gone when you take away
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23. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, scolding people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
24. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
25. Coach: I used to know that you do not distinguish between the southeast and northwest, and now it seems that you can not distinguish between left and right.
26. I subject two test passed the test passed the test, I cried after the test.
27. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring!
28. The Chinese pump is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
29.morning on the road to see a car, the car behind a label, labeled with a sentence: driving school removed, self-learning.
30. Coach: see that person? Cadet: saw the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not Coach: dare not your still do not brake
2022 test subject two practice car funny text sayings collection of sixty2022 test subject two practice car funny text sayings (a)
1. Aunt when to come can not must be in the examination of the subject of the second today I drop mom crazy turn so much koi This is an unexpected good thing!
2. The past laziness, decide you today to test the subject of the second defeat.
3. God, let me pass the second section of the bar, the third section of the hang also line ah, or else to be coach demolition swallowed into the abdomen.
4. Wish you good luck in the test tomorrow.
5. Tomorrow's test subject two, wish yourself a good test, but also bless you!
6. What is more pleasing than learning 4 days of subject 2, a hand over, learning 2 days of subject 3, a hand over, I am really a genius!
7. After the test, I think it started snowing in my heart.
8. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to others driving school to scrape the car.
9. Subject two finally passed the test, the mood is great, the psychological pressure is finally released.
10. Early to bed, my friend. I will study and train for Subject 2 tomorrow. Hope I can according. Good night good dreams!
11. I was too nervous to take the test subject two, and backed up in the side.
12. Subject 2 finally passed, treat your hobbies well, don't let them make way for learning, let them serve for learning.
13. You already know all the tricks of the trade. The most important thing now is to believe in yourself and relax your mental state. You can do it!
14. I wish you all the best for your exam tomorrow.
15. Exam subject two before burning incense to pray for blessings subject two still did not pass because of burning incense on the hand also scalded a blister.
16. Give birth to a child are not nervous people, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground
17. In the practice car park and so on two or three hours, the car have not touched. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. September test is not finished subject two, grounded, not allowed to go out, the Mid-Autumn Festival can not go.
18. Early rest, my friend, tomorrow test subject two, wish to pass, good night!
19. Subject two a hand over, a hundred points ate a hot pot back to the dormitory a happy day.
20. Today's test subject two, the power of persistence can create miracles.
2022 test subject two practice car funny copy said (Part II)
21. Every day is a starting point, every day a little improvement, every day a little harvest!
22. Come on, listen to the coach, in fact, very simple, as usual practice, no need to be nervous.
23. Finally finished the test section two, over or very happy! Not in vain a week days to the driving school to run, always test nervous first person.
24. The most difficult questions, for you, does not necessarily lie in the subject two.
25. Subject two did not pass, I am now in the mood of gray as now the dark clouds died.
26. subject two has not yet been tested on the yelling to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width
27. subject two test twice did not pass, because in the field to learn to drive so want to give up, please give me a do not learn to drive the advantages
28. to put it bluntly, in fact, to improve the results is not difficult, depending on whether you are willing to work hard to accumulate --More questions, more summarized.
29. Every day, I learn to drive in a starry night, and although I can't find the skills for the s-bend, I'm still looking forward to the day after tomorrow when I'm sure I'll pass the test!
30. Without a goal, there is no direction, every stage of learning should set a goal for themselves.
31. subject two and did not pass I just heartache I took a taxi to the test center back and forth.
32. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, and I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, so I wish you all the best.
33. Halo Ping Ping passed the second section, I hope to quickly get the book, super look forward to driving.
34. I've taken the test five times, and I'm not going to touch the car until it's too late.
35. It's been a long time since I've sent a friend's circle, and today I've got a pass on the second subject.
36. I'm happy to die, the subject of the second 100 points a pass, than the state of training is also good, I may be the coach said: someone is the test type player.
37. Learning to drive on the sixth day, subject one 96 points over, subject two reverse parking, a hand into the happy.
38. Subject one, subject two, subject three are a handful of passes, indeed defeated in the subject four, but I'm sure I can get a license at the age of 18 this year.
39. subject two finally passed, smooth, a hand in the past, but this period is a little nervous! I'm looking forward to the subject three can also be successfully passed.
40. After the test subject two since I will no longer only sit in the passenger side of the person.
2022 test subject two practice car funny copy said (Part III)
41. finger wrench, the number of times this semester into the driving school, a hand can be counted, what are the qualifications to say that the test subject two does not hang?
42. Learning to drive on the sixth day, subject one 96 points over, subject two reverse parking, a hand into the happy.
43. Tomorrow's test subject two, abandon the idea of fluke, must take a hundred refined into steel.
44. In the end, how to make parents do not force me to learn the car, I really do not want to learn the car, I am too afraid to drive.
45. Today's test subject two, did not pass, are said to be a very normal thing, the first time as a step on the point, my first hang on the side parking, the body pressure line, the second left inverted library direct mentality collapse completely stopped crooked
46. only five hours of sleep and then go to the subject of the test two fortunately a full score.
47. The second section finally passed. The mood is simply this, want to go out and run around the neighborhood for twenty laps.
48. Two roommates did not pass the second subject, they said they saw the dormitory bed is very tempted to practice reverse parking, happy to death me.
49. The test subject two, ouch, mama this technology, kung fu drip!
50. Don't forget to promise yourself to do things, don't forget to promise yourself to go to the place, no matter how difficult, how far.
51. Subject 2, Section three years ago passed, Section 2 today, finally do not have to go to driving school, waiting for the arrival of subject 4.
52. God is not responsible for those who have a heart, you can certainly.
53. Today's test subject two, confidence comes from strength, strength comes from hard work.
54. Every time I am in a bad mood, I put the section two over this happy to comfort themselves. The mood will be good again in a moment.
55. Subject two did not pass I can kick a cow.
56. and I took the test together with the subject of the subject of the second have passed, I am still learning to pour library, blanch!
57. Do you have a license to go tomorrow at seven o'clock? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Or who has the phone number of a private car? I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Thank you, everyone!
58. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to take the certificate, here every word is typed with tears.
59. Go to bed early, my friend. I will study for Subject 2 tomorrow. I hope I can pass. Good night!
60. tomorrow to go to the test subject two today hurry to hold a little Buddha jio, practice simulation.