1, people are born of people's mother, the demon is people's mother thought out!
2, the amount of small is not a gentleman, no poison is not Trojan horse.
3, there is true love exists? Of course, there are many TV dramas
4, others will only scold you son of a bitch, and I will come up with evidence to prove that you are a son of a bitch
5, if you get the money together, not envious of lovebirds and not envious of immortality.
6, not to flirt with the world to surprise the world, in order to move the world with lewdness
7, with you, I have the whole world, so when you and the cups at the same time appeared in front of me, I saw the World Cup.
8, now the dream determines your future, or sleep a little longer
9, men are letting people rely on, so you have to be reliable; women are letting people love, so you have to be lovely
10, turn the earth a shovelful of earth, has nothing to do with the wind and the moon has nothing to do with the love of the world
11, people don't love me, I don't love the people, people if they love me, to be in love with me
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14, you this way of speaking, in rhetoric called "pull".
15, since the neurological disease, the whole person much more spiritual.
16, how to sell the money in your bag? Give me a pound.
17, understand a person, than to understand a person, much more difficult!
18, God loves to joke, you just follow a smile!
19, because I love you out of my heart, so I can only give up on you without a heart.
20, height is just data, connotation is the height.
21, the man decisive appears firm, the woman decisive appears rash.
22, many people do not even know their own neighbors, but there are aliens outside the Earth is extremely concerned
23, you and he said civilization, he gave you to barbarism; you talk to him reason, he played rogue with you
24, can not be a model, as a kaiju is also possible.
25, if marriage is the grave of love, then I look forward to a person to bury me
26, do not do shocking things, which become shocking people!
27, looking for a wife to find decent, looking for a lover to find decent.
28, the itch is the most noble feeling, scratch is the most elegant action.
29, when a man meets a woman, from now on, there is only Memorial Day, no Independence Day.
30, I am a sensual person, but I like rational people.
31, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always unwilling to let go of the one!
32, the fire trucks and then not come, the fire is going out ah.
33, you dress up like this, is the world what dissatisfaction
34, ideal like underwear, to have. But you can't go to every person to prove that you have!
35, they say that the strong twisted melon is not sweet, but not strong twisted, even the unsweetened melon did not eat.
36, you are calm because you are not afraid of death, I am more calm than you because I am not afraid of your death.
37, the power outage, insert a candle and then watch TV.
38, junior high school gym teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt on my class, she will be punished upside down.
39, drank wine traffic lights, the face has been red! Too many cars finally gave the highway indigestion!
40, only with a bill, you can go to the back of the bill.
41, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig
42, the city's buildings are too high, even if you stand on the shoulders of giants can not see far away.
43, my father raised the flowers died, the birds died, the dog died, thankfully I am still alive.
44, not afraid of thieves with tools, for fear that thieves understand science and technology!
45, men have spring flowers heart, through the summer fire, was collected by the woman in the fall clouds.
46, hit you face peach blossom, you do not know why the flowers are so red
47, that person looks it, how to say, the pixel is lower.
48, small handsome man, waistboard quite strong well, has not been handled by the woman it
Classic funny mood phrases1, handsome has a fart! The first thing you need to do is to get the pawn to eat it!
2. Close your left eye and see your cute coyness.
3. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.
4, auntie husband control your daughter-in-law, do not let her bully my daughter-in-law.
5, you accompanied Selangor to the first floor to jump, Selangor accompanied you to the desert to jump in the river.
6, riding a bicycle is not fashionable depending on whether you are really poor.
7, time is ultimately stronger than love, forget what is not difficult.
8, don't feel sad all day, think about how many points you got?
9, the road, a coaxing, coaxing, we will go.
10, the woman's wrinkles called old age, the man's wrinkles called vicissitudes.
11, you also learn from others Tencent, a line called my dear.
12, I want a bully table, did not think to give me a class bully.
13, a person's greatest sorrow, is not willing to do his own.
14, I launched a temper, they are afraid, afraid of others to beat me.
15, eight ring, do not think you stand under the street lamp is the night pig.
16, tears exist to prove that grief is not an illusion.
17, pay the cell phone bill, only to know, originally my words are so valuable.
18, please do not cry, because your sad face looks too hideous.
19, in fact, the most concerned about you, is always the one who loves to fight you the most.
20, after I got old how to do, those square dances look so hard.
21, at home can not smile at the phone, parents will think you are in love.
22, Sunday morning white, collect rags Li Gongjun rows.
23, the next life when his enemy's wife, spend all his money to revenge him.
24, I hope in my lifetime can see the grand finale of the news broadcast.
25, so many people on the street wear so dangerous, but grow so safe!
26, the avatar is best not to use their own photos, or down the line how unlucky.
27, I want to do your heart, if you piss me off, I will not jump.
28, since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.
29, marriage is the grave of love, no grave you will die without a burial place.
30, love you do not need too many words, just need to have you in your heart, it is enough.
31, bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can not be expensive!
32, home is not a man adrift after the harbor! The woman's body is.
33, I always think that the mood of the ancient wedding cover is good to scratch the lottery almost.
34, I seem to often do to move themselves bad but the other side of the gas bad thing.
35, life's greatest happiness, is to find that they love people happen to love themselves.
36, there is always a person no matter how many times you hurt you but just can not hate.
37, the girl eighteen nine, pulling my hand. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it.
38, the nature of the parents will be the same as the three, aimed at destroying family harmony!
39, I long for freedom, but the human body does not know how to crawl out of the dog hole!
40, after the Games, some people took the rankings, while some people turned into emoticons.
41, if the results can be as fast as the price of housing then the world should be how lovely.
42, do not feel enough love Russia, as long as you suddenly think of Russia, Russia is very satisfied.
43, every time you send a new book, the first reflection is to turn to the last page to see if there is an answer.
44, on your countless pairs of men's hands touching the big fierce still have the nerve to say that people are airfield
45, doctor, I am sick what symptoms see homework dizziness want to vomit
46, I think you really is not a qualified friend, you still change to do my wife!
47, we all pretend to understand, but there are so many individual fools still do not pretend to understand.
48, not all seem to be flirty beauty is a bitch, there may be a salesman.
49, talking about my boyfriend's advantages, summed up in five words will pick girlfriend.
50, the world is ours and those children's, but sooner or later is the gang of grandchildren!
51, Tencent quite good ah, at least he did not forget my birthday, give me the only blessing.
52, you see the moon in the sky, so full. By the way, you have myopia, you look at the water well.
53, Failure is the success of his mother, then I already have a lot of mom, but a pregnant one is not.
54, the phone was paid for a week, and when I got it back, I found that the game was actually all through.
55, after the exam, the school bully are looking at which a question is wrong, and the scum are looking at the right a few questions.
56, the first time I cooked, asked my dad how good, he said: this salt fried good, there is a faint egg aroma
57, Nima I waited half a day for your news, the results of a sentence haha, you fucking when I tell jokes.
58, if you yell a bitch on the street is definitely higher than the rate of return called a beautiful woman!
59, the test is not love, please do not look at the eyebrow. Exams are not LOL, please do not teamwork.
60, please do not call me a geek, please call me closed locks; please do not call me a geek, please call me Mrs. Curie.
61, you angry ah? Born of hydrogen or oxygen, if it is nitrogen, squatting in the corner of their own explosion to go,
62, the girlfriend ate a string of lamb kebabs in one breath, the boyfriend said a word, said which word your mouth is so slutty.
63, think about it, if you did not meet the person who changed everything for you, your world will be different.
64, just had a person sitting next to me, I went over is a slap, how can I squeeze my invisible wings.
65, I am your what ah? You are my a lot of fish ah, ah how is the snack, because you really good excess.
66, the wave of great depth and concise summarizes the necessary elements as a good woman and a good man!
67, the alarm clock in the morning began to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep
68, there is a young man to go on a diet, the doctor said that you can only eat two slices of bread per meal, and the young man went so far as to say, eat before meals or after meals?
69, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a monk; with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a birdman.
70, even if someone called me a psychopath, I will be strong to raise his head scornfully and say do you and I a hospital?
71, sincerely seeking investment, seeking adoption, seeking relief, interested parties private chat. Do not accept pity, I am a person with backbone!
72, I fell in love with my bed, we are perfect for each other. But the alarm clock didn't think so, that jealous bitch.
73, how to let your favorite person to chase you, you stand in front of him to look at him y and then give him a mouth you run, believe me he will definitely chase you.
74, there is really no one jacket can be compared to the uniform, the sleeve to hide the phone, the pocket can be loaded with books, rolled up is a pillow, spread out when the blanket, where all dare to rub.
75, the summer weather is hot, remind the elderly: nothing to press the legs, drink more water in the heat of the day, do not drink alcohol, eat what move the mouth, people to the old man to music, the most real music.
76, the teacher said, students, do not fall in love early, you are now talking about, the future are other people's wives, I heard, crouching, other people's wives, think of the stimulation.
77, I asked the table: if Ma Yun give you a billion so that you can eat a piece of Xiang, dry or not? Table: not my bragging, I can eat Ma Yun to bankruptcy.
78, share a my online shopping experience: as long as the seller message I am Virgo five words, then you will find that the things sent over the absolute best quality!
79, why do you smile at me, why do you make me happy, why do you want to protect me, do you know that the heart of my heart has been pulled away by you, do you know that you are very bad.
80, if this life I can have 999 times of good luck, I am willing to 997 times are divided into you, and only leave two times to themselves: one is to meet you, and one is to always be with you.
81, know why we embrace when we can strongly feel each other's heartbeat is because we love deep, heart connected? No, it is because you flat-chested
82, late at night, Boeing pilots home, knock knock knock. Wife asked: Who? Pilot humorously said: request to land! Suddenly a man in the house shouted: received, immediately take off, to you to vacate the parking space!
83, guests: I can taste this orange? Stall owner: No. Guests: how do I know your orange sour! Vendor: you can watch me eat, through my expression to see this orange sour or not.
84, yesterday, sis in the shopping space, saw a female student published a saying: tears stay how. Sister suddenly whimsical commented: chest drops on the chest, chest drops on the feet. I don't want that person back to me: your feet okay?
funny classic mood phrases1, give me a fulcrum, I can pry away your girlfriend.
2, I winked at you, you hard to say that is discharge.
3, I wish it was February 29th, once every four years!
4, the road to see a roar, roar after continue to go forward.
5, the distance produces beauty, but also produces a small 3 small 4.
6, loaded to load the connotation, riot to riot flavor.
7, I should be how lucky to be able to recognize you.
8, I love you is true, tell you is a dare.
9, math, I can not kill you, then you kill me!
10, born easy, live easy. Life is not fucking easy.
11, QQ online rate is higher, proving that the person more lonely.
12, six godless means: this flower water is who
13, are the results of this bitch to destroy the feelings of my mother and I.
13, are the results of this bitch to destroy the feelings of my mother and me!
14, the world's most tragic thing than a foodie has a stomach problem.
15, can not curse, do not curse! Once scolded, to the death.
16, it is said that you flow out of the tears, is your brain into the water.
17, the more like you, you will make more childish actions.
18, crush is a person's adultery, ambiguity is an excuse for two people.
19, if it is said that people do not commit two wasted teenagers, then your teenager really did not white.
20, always love the night activities of the man is not a good bird, that is bat.
21, higher than my score is not necessarily a school bully, than my low score is the scum!
22, cow dung is cow dung, on the pot of steam will not become meat and potatoes.
23, I can not stand typing, encounter homophones in the first place is his name.
24, fierce look at you not good, a closer look, not as fierce as a look.
25, do not care I want to feel safe, you think I am specialized in anti-virus software.
26, the Fourth of July went too fast like a tornado, and even the homework is still too late to write.
27, that year's homework, a person's wrong, the results of the whole class are wrong.
28, the angels will fly, because they see themselves as very light
29, for the bachelor Valentine's Day is like a great aunt, come once a pain.
30, the woman who never forgets is the most guilty, the man who never forgets the old love is the most disgusting.
31, the first line: perhaps seems to be probably; the second line: however, may not see.
32, I often look at me in the mirror, a moment to feel ugly, a moment to feel beautiful and tired!
33, play on the serious play, reading on the serious sleep, you are not also so.
34, good-looking people have youth, not good-looking only acne.
35, Hubei Arts and Sciences scholar is a couple, I saw this signature decisively burst away.
36, I know I have a person in my heart, no matter how the years change, he will always be.
37, good friends is two people without reason, mutual glance on the two forced to laugh.
38, the judge asked: why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: because real money I will not print.
39, today for the first time decided to diet in order to lose weight, was a chicken leg to break.
40, next time to the TV station to give an opinion, prohibit the broadcast of commercials in the broadcast of television drama.
41, never challenge my bottom line, otherwise I have to modify the bottom line again.
42, I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ ~ I bully him before I really do not know he is weaker than me.
43, I live in the head of the hutong, she lives in the end of the hutong, day and night to play together, *** drink tap water.
44, girl, do you like to read? I like it. Uncle also like to see you.
45, when you ignore me, I think you are studying well, ready to raise me later.
46, I'm not very good at talking, if there is an offense, you damn to hit me ah.
47, someone said I black, I laughed, huh, you white is to cover ugly, I do not need.
48, losers and rich and handsome strong kiss the consequences of the goddess, the former is pop! The latter is popping
49, earn money is a capacity, spend money is a level, my ability is limited, the level is very high.
50, we finally lost to time. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Nima is too late to review!
51, the teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no heaven.
52, you say Murmansk, I am the North Atlantic Warm Current, you should be held tight, there is a wind I come to the top.
53, when the school bully what is the feeling? I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person.
54, now found that not the red wolf on the gray wolf is not abandoned, but the gray wolf has a villa
55, do white-collar, it is necessary to have a few more white shirts, one to occupation, the second is easy to expose the bra color!
56, my boyfriend let me play hero alliance, I went, then, I have no time to take care of him.
57, feelings of love at the time we say the words called vows, feelings go love fade that vows are called deceased words.
58, an apple a day, you can drive the doctor away; if you want to be a hermit, change the head of garlic to try.
59, not to mention the gray wolf years have not eaten lamb, cat and mouse cat from the beginning of the year did not eat to the mouse it.
60, with a sentence to prove that you have seen the four great masterpieces brother to save me, the master of the army to save me, sister to save me, Wukong to save me.
61, most people who love to eat are not bad people, they desperately pursue food and have no time to harm people.
62, I hope to talk about a seven-year love affair, hand in hand for fifty years of mutual love, proud of our children and grandchildren to talk about our love.
63, these days, women are becoming more and more manly, men are becoming more and more effeminate, children are becoming more and more mature, adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.
64, a day without reading, no one can see; a week without reading, the beginning of the rough; January without reading, IQ lost to pigs.
65, a good friend is, you are a neurologist, I do not want to do with you a neurologist, but I will regularly feed you medicine.
66, yesterday there was a shopping mall activity, I heard that there is a song of Zhou Penchang, I went. When I got there I didn't realize there were people named Zhou Bi.
67, the school bully tanned results, goddess tanned selfie, tycoon tanned rich, model tanned body, I just want to bask in the sun but also Nima daily rain.
68, there are always a group of invisible friends, such as dead people generally lying in the friends list. Occasionally fraudulent corpse, from time to time will change the epitaph.
69, the potential of people can be inspired, 100 pounds of stone I may not be able to carry, if 100 pounds of RMB ~ I guarantee! Resistant to run ~
70, on the evening study, I wrote a sentence of self-feeling very good words: this life for the music and security! Called the desk to read, I did not expect, he read upside down
71, that day I was crazy to push you down on the bed, turn off the lights, cover the quilt, open arms and said: look at my watch is luminous
72, the teacher: Xiaoming, say three of the reasons why the Earth is an ellipsoid. Xiaoming: My mom says yes, my dad says yes, and you say yes.
73, never argue with a brain-damaged person, because he will pull your IQ to a level with him, and then beat you with rich experience.
74, when you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice bowl, break the Dove, pinch the instant noodles, and zap the condoms.
75, always want you to be outside the window, quietly listening to my heart, to the window of the hidden stars, I'm gently talking about that hidden heart
76, the flood came do not be anxious, as far as possible to avoid the heights, waiting for rescue to keep in mind to maintain calm and physical strength, in the face of the unexpected problems, careful response to the need to rush
77, the language examination, always feel that they are British, English exams, and feel that they are Chinese, math exams, found that they are aliens.
78, safety in production to remember, do not fight for time not to gamble, the machine is a slot machine, you are injured to it does not care, happy to go to work, go home in one piece
79, you want to get rich overnight? You want to be famous overnight? Do you want to drive a Lamborghini to pick up girls? You want to take the money to light cigarettes? Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and wash up!
80, I was walking and eating chocolate, suddenly upstairs a bear child splashed me a head of cold water, I was angry and asked why he splashed me, he said that the rainy day and the chocolate is more compatible with Oh
81, a little bit of good to yourself, to eat more fruits and vegetables, balanced nutrition, don't picky, and remember to do more exercise Oh, so that the blood will be healthy Oh! Mosquito concerned about me said.
82, the lovely Santa Claus, I do not want sugar, I do not want chocolate, I do not want new clothes, you put my boyfriend in my big sock on Christmas Eve, pay attention to the head outside, thank you.
83, one day Xiaoming was reading the ancient text, his father asked him what you are doing. Xiaoming said: ancient text (roll). Dad: what? Xiaoming said again: ancient literature (roll). And then the little Ming beat a meal.
Funny classic say mood phrases funny say mood phrases
1, there is no umbrella children must run hard.
2, now the whole of how classic, the past grows more thrilling.
3, the road to see the unyielding a roar, roar continued to go forward.
4, a lifetime of love with things where to say on the disappointment.
5, the mask wear too long, will grow to the face, and then want to uncover down, unless the bones of the skin.
6, I'm not a fortune teller on the bridge, nagging so many you love to hear high.
7, do men like Chen Zhen beat Japanese men, play Japanese women.
8, get up in the morning the first thing, open your eyes, sleep at night the first thing, close your eyes.
9, the evil of the new society, why do you have no arranged marriages?
10, if it is not to beat you, I would have flipped with you.
11, I do not have a pot, there is a pot has long been to you to stew!
12, the cause of insomnia too full too hungry or too think of you
13, every time I face the food, I warned myself: eat more will die. But as it turns out, I'm really not afraid of death.
14, care about people do not understand, understand people do not care.
15, the monks are very hip, because they all wear Harlem pants.
16, the most tangled three words in the classroom: what are you doing reading? Look at the blackboard! Look at the blackboard why? Look at me! What do you want to see me for? Look at the book!
17, in my fat like me to my good people when I'm thin I will be good to repay you.
18, the dog is always a dog, and people sometimes are not people
19, I heard that you are quite thin skin recently, thin are almost no?
20, after the vicissitudes of life, we why why lonely as the beginning but would rather be strangers.
21, look at you guys that look, how to grow up with a joke like ah!
22, not to say that now are the implementation of gender equality, why brother can not go to the women's restroom.
23, before the examination of the school bully's final review is called to check the leakage, medium called Jingwei fill the sea, almost called Nuwawa mending the sky, I that is called the opening of the sky and the earth.
24, bitch is a bitch, the economic crisis is not expensive!
25, thanks to the hypocrisy of the sudden sincerity, thanks to the lies made false.
26, not to say that the medicine is bitter, how not seen effective?
27, can play with me on two kinds of people, one is able to tolerate my neuropathy, one is the same as my neuropathy.
28, the face becomes round can blame me? The thing is delicious can blame me?
29, the strength of the man is the RMB in your pocket.
30, for the rich white beauty, there are three points you have reached _ idiots, rich, stinking beauty
31, forgive me for often obviously care about but pretend to be indifferent attitude.
32, two couples married for more than twenty years have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed the husband: how did you do it? Husband: daughter-in-law married into the door of the day, the dog yelled at her, she calmly said that this
33, sun: some people say that insomnia is because you are in someone else's dream hard busy
34, cherish can have, give up can not get, why not?
35, the most devastating test is to see a question, fuzzy remember the teacher said, but clearly remember that I did not listen
36, the supermarket is too pitiful, the original price of 10.00 yuan, the big special price of 9.99 yuan, the ability to find a penny to me
37, I had you, the thought of heartache.
38, the bitter people na, eat of the sun rice. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
39, only the martyrdom of the woman, no love of the man.
40, I take the posture of God, shining in this moment of beauty.
41, life as a chess, I would like to pawn, although the action is slow, but who has seen me back a step.
42, you know that human beings from four limbs to walk to two limbs to walk, the biggest advantage is to save two pairs of shoes
43, false feelings of people do not say sorry to me, you roll is the best apology!
44, and then how to make a girl laugh is also more important than a man who let her cry once This statement makes me lose sleep for a long time.
45, if the heart is not like the sea, and how can there be a sea like career.
46, the insomnia of the night slowly floated over (╰_╯)#
47, no one to hold my hand, I will put in the pocket.
48, people like you, in the continuous drama I directed, the most you can live two episodes.
49, say, do you want to die or do not want to live?
50, see through, pretend not to see through.
51, I made too many mistakes, so that I now do not know where they are wrong.
52, the first look on the clothes often you can not afford to buy the first look on the heart often he will not like you.
53, when you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice bowl, break the Dove, pinch the Kangshifu.
54, air purifiers are the most pretentious appliances I've ever seen, especially like the classroom pretending to listen to us.
55, don't always think that you can hide the fact that you're an idiot when you get a tan
56, insomnia night those sheep grew into your likeness
57, you have to know that the future of the Tranzan will not be too bright, so we don't have to be so pure.
58, life is good, there is food and drink and computer.
59, you're a very kind person, especially when I'm sorry
60, I hate to hear the three words sorry, which means that I'm being taken advantage of by someone, or cheated, or even let down.
61, you so B why Tiananmen did not hang your picture ah?
62, just a phone interview, chatting about student anecdotes. Asked me how my grades were at first, did the class president or something, right? I'm not really sure, turned his head and whispered to ask his wife when you go to school is the class president? Wife nodded. I turned to the cell phone and said: Well, dry.
63, we are very tired I did not shed tears you did not fall back.
64, sanitary napkins are so expensive, we can afford to come to auntie.
65, now the dream is not used to realize, because the dream put aside in front of the reality of it does not even count as a fart
66, insomnia night love will not confess to you
67, two ears do not listen to things outside the window, a heart to see the soap opera.
68, friends and assassins, the only difference is: the assassin stabbed you in the back, you turn around and painfully say, ah, you are? -Friends stabbed you in the back, you turn around and say in surprise, ah, it's you!
69, I'll tell you a story you do not sleepless nights all night.
70, the first love unlimited good, just hanging early.
71, do not know is pathetic, do not want to know more pathetic.
72, some men are as smart as the weather, changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, change of day she can not see
73, other people's money is outside my body.
74, let nature take its course, even if very much like you can not always bother you hope you can occasionally think of me.
75, high-tech era, high-tech talent.
76, if handsome can be eaten as a meal, my face can feed you 2 lifetimes.
77, the most beautiful? Something is to sleep and you, referred to as sleep you.
78, do not easily give me a promise, I'm afraid you can not do
79, are said: women are as fickle as the weather, men are like broadcasting the weather - unreliable.
80, when you feel lonely and helpless, think of the hundreds of thousands of billions of cells only for you to live alone.
81, bought a computer not on the broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
82, we women are the only only flower in the world, where is so much cow dung?
83, some questions do not have the answer is the final answer, there are things that do not have the result is the best result.
84, the sky did not descend on me, why bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones, hungry my body skin!
85, holding your hand, eyes closed, I will not get lost.
86, to all parents: please do not call your own children are little brats, because from the point of view of genetics, this is very unfavorable to yourselves.
87, the real trust, is that you say: I let a not stinky fart, she never cover the nose.
88, I like your character, but not your gender.
89, like every drop of wine back to the original grape, I can not go back to the young.
90, you do not harm is to contribute to society!