Skit: we are volunteers
Background: Jiangxin held a micro-film festival for college students, which is very large and open to the public.
Story Location: Fountain Square
Characters: A - Volunteer B - Volunteer (A and B are deadly rivals) C - Auntie
A: (depressed walk up to the stage from the right side, singing as he walks) Recently, I'm more annoyed, more annoyed, more annoyed, more annoyed. ......
B: (happy jumping from the left side of the stage, jumping and singing) we people ah, really ah really happy ah! The people of China are really happy! ......
(A and B walked to the center of the stage, and the two of them bumped into each other)
A: (Lamented) How come when people are unlucky, they can't even drink cold water?
B: (angrily) Who are you talking about? Early in the morning, I met you, good mood are gone!
A: I said I recently do what is not good? It turns out that you met this "big broom star"!
B: You still have the nerve to say me? Look at you look that bear right? I really admire you have the courage to participate in the Jiangxin Film Festival volunteer activities, you are not afraid of the children to cry?
A: (puzzled) What do I look like?
B: (sarcastic) What do I look like? You look at yourself in the mirror and ask me? I'm afraid I'll tell you that you're sad!
A: (contemptuous said) cut! You are afraid to say! (With a finger picked the front bangs, tilted his head, turned around, back to B,
narcissistic said) this big handsome man Yu Shu Lingfeng, suave, handsome, outstanding, people see people love, car see car, flower see flower bloom. (B heard a narcissistic statement, has been doing dry-heaving) and then look at you, to look no look, to height no height, to figure no figure, long upper limbs, short lower limbs, but also long bucket waist, simply ......
(A momentary can not think of the word, stopped to think. B heard, angry hands clenched fists, want to hit A. At that moment an older woman came over and asked B for directions.)
C: (Asking B for directions) Girl, you're a volunteer at the Jiang Xin Film Festival, right?
B: (Smiling) Yes, may I ask what kind of help auntie needs?
C: Miss, I want to ask where the actors are walking the red carpet?
B: (looking at A still chattering, suddenly had a bright idea and said with a smile) Auntie, I'm not in charge of the red carpet, (pointing to A) Auntie, he's in charge of the red carpet, he knows how to walk the red carpet.
C: Thank you , girl! (Walking towards A)
B: You're welcome!
A: (C tapped A's shoulder, A thought it was B, turned around and said angrily) Don't tap me, you granny Obasan ......
C: (shouted angrily) Who are you talking about? So rude? Who is a granny Obasan?!!!?
A: (Busy explaining) Granny, I'm not talking about you!
C: (even more angrily) Granny! Am I that old?
A: (even more busy explaining) No, granny, no, auntie.
C: Auntie! Am I that old? I have been I still think the wonderful age of young girls. (make shyness)
A: (speechless) ......
B: (gloating at A, and demonstrated to A waved his fist, happy to C, said with a smile) you really rude, you should be called sister!
A: (continues to be speechless) ......
B: (turns to C,laughing) Am I right! He was too rude just now?
A: (reflecting from his sister's blow, he glared hard at B) Auntie, just now I wasn't innocent.
C:Well - (still angry)
B: (adding fuel to the fire) He just did it on purpose. Auntie, I can testify for you that he called you a granny.
A: (busy pulling B, pulled B aside and whispered) Can't you not fall on your sword? Are you saying you're not ashamed of what you did as a volunteer?
B: (pretending to be particularly innocent, said) What about me? If you're not ashamed, I'm even less ashamed!
A: (angry) you (this skit script from the fat egg skit funny book www.pangdan.com)...... you ...... you ......
B: You, you what? Auntie still has to ask how the red carpet goes? You answer her quickly.
A: (said with a slip of the tongue) I'm a small man who doesn't bother with you gentleman! (Angrily walking away) Why am I so unlucky to have you as my nemesis?
B: (pouting) You yourself have admitted that you are a villain!
A: (seriously) sister (helpless), the red carpet is held in the auditorium.
B: (also said seriously) Auntie, you don't forget to bring tickets, admission tickets.
C: Thank you, little girl! (Then walked away)
A: (puzzled) Why didn't she say thank you to me!
B: (says smugly) You have a character problem.
A: You ......
(A and B each do their own thing and don't say anything for a while. B sang to himself: ...... how much love I still have how many tears I still have; to heaven know I do not admit defeat; grateful heart thanks to you; accompanied me throughout my life so that I have the courage to do my own; thankful heart thanks to destiny ......)
A: (listening to B sang. I can't help but applaud and praise) I didn't expect you to sing quite well!
B: Che, I have always sung well, you just did not find out.
A: I said you're fat and you're panting!
B: Can't you spit ivory out of your mouth?
A: I what! Ai - I realized that nothing I say is right when it comes to you.
B: Facts speak louder than words!
(A, B two people still want to quarrel, C rushed back)
B: Auntie, what's wrong!
C: (with a crying voice, anxious to say) my wallet lost, there are all kinds of documents in the bag, bank cards, room cards and my cell phone. You say I should do, I am not familiar with Harbin, and no money, what should I do. If I had known this, I would not have come to the festival ...... (said C cried)
B: Auntie, you do not worry, I ask you when you found the wallet lost?
C: It was just now, when I was entering the auditorium, I realized my wallet was missing when I had to show my ticket.
A: Just now when you asked for directions, the wallet was still there.
B: So where have you been all this time?
C: No. I didn't go there except the way to the auditorium.
A: Don't worry about it. Now immediately call the radio station to report a missing person notice, I'll help you look for the original way. （
B: I'll call the radio station and tell them to report it. I'll help you look for your wallet.
A: No. We'll think of something else! Let's think of something else.
B: What way? (A and B walk around, trying to think of a way)
A: There is! (A suddenly says!)
B and C: (in unison) What?
A: (looking at B and C's expectant eyes) Forgot!
B: (B and C sighed in disappointment) You don't want to come up with anything even if you're that stupid?
A: You can? You think of a way!
B: You ...... you ......
A: You what, you're not quite good? (A sarcastically)
B: (A flash of insight) There. (glances at A) Hm - I figured it out!
A:What?
B: (Singing) I won't tell you! I won't tell you! (walks to C and asks) Auntie, what's your cell phone number?
C: (puzzled) What's the point of asking?
B: To help you find something!
C: (skeptical) help me find something, can it work?
B: (with a big smile) Yes, absolutely?
C: (skeptical) 138......0455, really?
A: (scoffing) You're not going to call your wallet, are you?
B: Boy, that's good! The children can teach you! I just call my wallet.
A: Hahahahaha ...... (Suddenly, a pleasant cell phone ringtone sounded)
C: (excitedly) It's my cell phone ringtone!
A: (open-mouthed) No way, this is amazing!
B: (B looks at the dumbfounded A) Why don't you help find it?
C: (happy) I found it!
A and B: Where did you find it?
C: (embarrassed) in my hat. (After saying that, C took off his big hat and pulled out the wallet from it)
A, B: (both fainted together)
A: (sending C away, A quietly asked B) How did you think of calling the wallet?
B: (mysterious smile) Our dormitory as soon as we can not find something, we call it. This is the characteristic of our dormitory! (Finished, B side singing "we people ah, really ah really happy ah! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty! ......"
Walking and jumping off the stage.)
A: (after B) Hey, wait for me, you want to go up? (also ran off the stage)
The end of the skit.