2. Marry a woman like me, although not a city or a country, but enough to make you lose your family.
3. Girls should learn to feel sorry for their boyfriends, when they are too busy to stay with them, they should go and find other boys to stay with them, don't let their boyfriends suffer, and be a girl who knows what she is doing.
4. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but, how to be rich is your biggest problem.
5. Song Meiling said she liked French sycamore, Chiang Kai-shek planted sycamore trees throughout Nanjing. I said I like the sea, and as a result you just keep surfing.
6. An older woman got on the air-conditioned car, cast a dollar. The driver looked at her and said: two dollars ah. The woman nodded and replied, "Well, it's cool! The driver said again: cast two dollars! Auntie smiled and said: young man, not only the head is cooler, all body cooler! Said the aunt toward the back of the carriage, the driver said: money to vote for two, the aunt said: the back of the cooler!
7. People still need to go out more, or simply do not know how comfortable playing the phone at home.
8. Look at your hand tearing the courier package when the kind of air swallowed the posture, not at all like even the mineral water bottle cap can not unscrew the weak woman.
9. There is always one for you: ugly but face control, poor family still chasing stars. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money. The only way to get to the top is to be a good person, and that's what I'm trying to do. The most important thing to remember is that you can't be a good person and you can't be a bad person.
10. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and when she gets married, you'll have more molecular money.
11. What if you don't want to do laundry, marry a daughter-in-law. If your daughter-in-law is virtuous, she'll do your laundry; if she's tough, you'll learn to do your laundry.
12. The world's two most mutually trusting people are high school teachers and junior high school teachers, junior high school teachers: "This knowledge point to high school, high school teachers will talk about", high school teachers: "This knowledge point, your junior high school teachers should have already spoken! ".
13. work which is easy, in fact, we work are the same tired, the difference is that everyone earns more than you.
14. Why do so many people in this world like mermaids, not just because she is beautiful, but also because she will not split.
15. Husband came home from work and found his wife lying on the bed. Hubby asked with concern: wife, not feeling well? Wife nodded. Husband quickly consoled: you do not need to worry about cooking, I will carry you to the kitchen in a while!
16. Someone asked me why my skin is dark, it's funny, a white cover up a hundred ugly, you white is to cover up ugly, I'm not ugly.
17. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few micro-merchants friends, not for anything else, just want them to feel, entrepreneurship on the road without a smooth sailing.
18. When I was a child than the results. Grew up than the salary. Now it's good. Walking a road than the number of steps. Let me go. I just want to be a garbage with the world.
19. "Come out and watch a movie." "I don't know you well!" "It's so hot, come out for a few minutes and you'll be cooked!"
20. The collapse of young people starts from the beginning of the job, the collapse of middle-aged people starts from borrowing money, and the collapse of the elderly people starts from not being able to learn how to square dance.
21. A woman came to the tattoo parlor, said to the boss: boss, my body tattoos can be washed off ah? Boss colorful said: can ah, I use my tongue can lick it off. The next day, the woman brought her husband to the boss and said: boss, my husband has a tattoo on his ass, please lick it off.
22. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't have a house, you can't even enter the grave.
23. Called a cleaning to clean the house, the aunt to wear shoe covers. I hurriedly said: no no can directly step in! Auntie cleaning: No, I'm afraid to dirty my shoes.
24. Life in the world, always have to assume some responsibility or find some support. So some people are raising their parents, wives and children, some people have cats and dogs and birds and fish, and some people have flowers and plants. I am more advanced, close your eyes and start to raise God.