April Fools' Day interesting jokes
April Fools' Day interesting jokes, in fact, in the April Fools' Day, we will often be around to trick some of the people around us, April Fools' Day is a holiday dedicated to teasing people, which is also a holiday from the West, to introduce April Fools' Day interesting jokes.
April Fool's Day interesting jokes 1
1, there is a tacit understanding called unspoken, there is a feeling called the wonderful, there is a kind of thought called look forward to, there is a kind of idiots will read the text message!
2, the chicken is used to do the egg, the cow is a job on the dry, the cat is from house to house, the sheep is the future kebabs, the dog is to let people come to get used to, you are waiting to get out of the circle.
3, when you read this text message, has caused trouble; delete the text message, the great difficulty; reply to the text message, you owe me a life; do not reply to the text message, you will step on the road to the Yellow Springs.
4, mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby, dad chased away mosquitoes wiped on the flower water. The baby woke up screaming: Mom, mosquitoes just pissed on my!
5, the eight ring met the moon old man asked: lean! The old man of the moon! Why let me and the high family Yulan separation. The moon old man said: she is a person, you are a demon, I'm afraid of your children born is a person demon.
6, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.
7, the melon at the foot of the East Mountain is called winter melon, the melon on the shore of Lake Xizi is called watermelon, the melon outside the South Heavenly Gates is called pumpkin, the melon in the sand at the edge of Loch Ness? Stupid, "Nice sand melon" chant!
8, the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, you lead the whole army, head over the pot cover, wearing a sack, feet on the cans, holding the cabbage, mouth called, who has duck feathers goose feathers to sell.
9, in your eyebrows I see the vicissitudes of life, in your eyes I see confidence, in your forehead I see the years, in your lips and teeth I see leeks, go brush your teeth!
10, the phone rings one hang up on behalf of I want you, the phone rings two hang up on behalf of I love you ...... phone rings seven hang up on behalf of: die where to go? There is something to find you also do not answer the phone.
11, do not talk to me crazy, my big brother Qin Shi Huang. Do not believe that you do not believe, is my uncle. First bombing and then poisoning, the old United States have to serve. If you are not convinced, the account to you to change into a pig!
12, last night I had a dream, you are the protagonist! I dreamed that you handheld a kitchen knife and panting in pursuit of a pig. The pig suddenly fell to his knees and begged for forgiveness, saying: this is the same root of life, each other why too anxious!
13, there must be a hobby is to sleep. Rarely fall asleep before 12:00 a.m., but there is no important thing will not get up before 8:00 a.m.. In fact, we are not sleepy, just want to sleep.
14, you flash past, make my blood boiling, heart surging, looking at your back, really want to keep you, I told myself, can not let you leave again, never ...... catch a thief ah!
15, when we have money, every day to do body. Mom want to thin where thin where, want to big where big where. VIP card to buy two at a time, the upper half of the body with a, the lower half of the body with one.
16, abandoned? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the stuff that you've got. Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there is still us, the state pig farm - your cozy home.
17, heard the next door to the women's toilet clattering sound, he stared at the two sides of the Tonglian convergence of yellow liquid, thought, finally and the goddess has a kind of communication, so the mood is incredibly comfortable.
18, know you so far, your position in my heart, you should be very clear, in addition to you, others in my eyes is simply a pile of shit, but you are not the same, because you ...... are two piles.
19, the day dashing, rain drifting, the wind as a remnant of the knife, you pushed a one-wood chariot in the rain rushed messy hair in the rain dancing wildly, suddenly you stopped, angrily looking ahead, looking up to the sky, long whistling: collect - rags - lah!
20, see a woman can not walk called nymphomaniac, like reading called nymphomaniac, cool love martial arts called nymphomaniac. I heard that you do not have hobbies, is like the white, is it you on the jianghu called idiot.
21, when I was poor and downtrodden, next to me is you; when I was sick and injured, next to me is you; when I was in love with the field of disappointment, next to me is still you, with you in the real bad luck!
22, once upon a time there was a girl called Jo Nina, she and a called Shad fell in love, they were watching the stars together. When a meteor crossed the sky, they named the meteor: Jonina Shad Star.
23, will pay than pay, forget about do not want to live. The heart than the heart, forget it does not count. The star is more than the star, forget about it. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. I wish you a happy weekend and forever young.
24, now please touch your face, look in the mirror and smile, if the skin color pink, the face of the fluffy fresh and soft, then it is very healthy. Well this time our "pig knowledge seminar" is here!
25, there are two words have always wanted to say to you, today finally raised the courage: the first sentence, I love you, I love you; the second sentence, do not take the first sentence seriously Oh! The first sentence, I love you, I love you so much; the second sentence, do not take the first sentence seriously oh!
26, the dog's wish: how would like to have a bone, when I chewed the meat above, it will grow new meat. Chicken's lament: since mankind invented the clock, I'm a drop in the bucket!
27, when the clouds drifted by, that is I want you traces; when the light flashes, that is I want you to feel; when the rain falls, that is I want you evidence; when the thunder and lightning, that is I pray to the sky that you are split!
28, traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have sounded the siren why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear your siren!" Then that's how I should have recorded it - a supersonic driving violation.
29, bottoming out, the money from the yin drop lost; listening to stock reviews, the money from the top in the lost; long-term investment, the money will be lost from the announcement of the delisting; ready to make up the position, the money from the new round of decline in the lost.
30, a cricket bet with the pig said: I jumped into the grass you can not see me, the pig said: I want to see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?!
31, I want to ask you to eat, but penniless, want to ask you to dance, but unfortunately people short life bitter, want to walk with you, helpless construction road closure, fortunately, there is a cell phone to send a text message to greet you: when to ask me to eat ah?
32, when we have white hair, loose teeth, eyes spent, skin wrinkled, can we continue to keep in touch? Tell you, even if my memory is fuzzy, I must remember you - the idiot look.
33, when I was a child, selling popsicle ice-cream are generally pushing a bicycle hawking. Once, in the house to listen to an aunt shouted: new to the ice cream, hot. (Estimated that this aunt used to sell oil cakes and doughnuts)
34, not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the aspen did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did!
35, promise me, no matter what happens to be in a calm mood, no matter what to do to be strong-willed, no matter when and where to be optimistic and happy, no matter who you meet do not tell him that you are crazy!
37, when the students, read English as "should give interest" when the governor; read as "hard to change history" became home. I read "should die of exhaustion" as a company employee. How did you read it?
38, want you, is to see a very happy thing. See you, is to see a very happy thing. Love you, is what I will always do. Put you in my heart is what I have been doing. But lying to you, is something that just happened.
39, friends say I am handsome, I die not recognize, and finally they gave me a few thousand dollars, I reluctantly agreed! Honestly, I do not want to have this title, but in front of the money is forced to helpless ah!
40, hot weather, I trust the caterpillar sister to bring you a few intimate kisses, I trust the mosquito aunt every night for you to sing lullabies, do not be polite with me, there are better gifts for you ready!
41, lover to choose a gentle water sweet as honey; rivals to choose smart and capable of strong; colleagues to choose to bury their heads in the sand and no temper; friends to choose a pig-headed dog brain runny nose, don't look at it, quickly wipe the snot.
42, Xiaoming nap heard Xiaoli grinding teeth, confused not. The teacher told Xiaoming: "sleep grinding teeth because of calcium deficiency", Xiaoming suddenly realized: "The original grinding hard to grind the teeth into powder to eat can make up for calcium!"
43, the weekend you do not contact me, have you forgotten: without my company, your mood is certainly painful gray, happy destined to have no relationship with you, the day will be in tears, lonely and helpless can only be accompanied by pigs!
44, janitorial cleaning in front of a family building, suddenly a piece of watermelon rind from the sky, just fell on the head of the janitorial guard, the janitorial guard looked up and sighed: fortunately it is watermelon rind! Laughter came out of the window: do you want a watermelon?
45, rooster and hen are husband and wife, busy all day hatching chickens. The chick has a problem with his mind, and he doesn't eat, drink, or rest. The rooster and the hen are very anxious, and they hide themselves to watch the chickens. The chicken is not paying attention and is looking at the cell phone secretly.
46, send you a piece of sakima, happiness to take you as a target; send you a piece of soft bread, worry to see your shadow hidden disappearance; send you a cup of granular orange, happy every day to knock on the door, send you a glass of wine, good luck when you are the watchdog!
47, stewardess: ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belt. The airplane is about to take off. After the plane took off, the stewardess broadcast again, please fasten your seat belts tighter. Today's breakfast we forgot to load on the plane.
48, anti-Japanese period, one day the ghosts into the village sweep. You were surrounded by the ghosts to cover your comrades. You took a big knife and lunged at the ghosts! Only heard a flutter: you honorably fell off the bed!
49, promise me to take good care of yourself, no matter what happens to be in a calm mood, no matter what you do, be strong-willed, no matter when and where you are optimistic, no matter who you meet, do not tell him that you are a psychopath.
50, the north wind that whistling, winter rain that sheer, snow that drift ah, friends, I know you cold, but does not matter, I sent you a microwave oven, if you are cold on their own ... bake it! I hope you are happy!
51, you are still young, and romantic and sentimental, can be for the money for the face for the body troubles, but do not fold for the feelings.
52, after the breakup, you when I sacrificed me when you crash, finished.
53, every time I don't want to study when I look in the mirror, and then tell myself, long so must be a good study, or people will say that person is nothing but beautiful.
54, the world is difficult to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, and love.
55, everyone will be bitchy, but please pay attention to the number of times; everyone will be fickle, but please pay attention to the speed.
56, as a failure of the typical, you are too successful.
57, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
58, I am not a casual person, but casual up is not a person.
59, usually scold you even if you have to wait for me to beat you to know that I am a good man.
60, a person is not alone, want to be alone when alone.
April Fool's Day interesting jokes 2
1, I love you all my life, this is true, please believe me! You are my baby, life is missing you can not! Your heart is the only one I know best, and your eyes are the most tender! Please see the third word of each sentence, Happy April Fool's Day!
2. April Fools' Day, the most stupid blessings to the most stupid `you: I wish you naive and kind, ignorant; great wisdom, great stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity!
3, blessing quality is not high, the key to look at the reading effect: carefully read the waste of a few seconds, the articulation is clear, the eyes are correct, the mouth is not crooked, IQ is not zero. April Fool's Day use, the effect yo! Pro, the effect is good!
4, fire eyes a pair of eyes, cheeks smeared red color. Hand carrying two packets of salt, mouth holding a packet of cigarettes. The police see that they want to martial law, the hospital pulled you to do a physical examination. People say your brain is smoky, you say you're a holiday performer! I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
5, today is April Fool's Day, we decided to choose a typical focus on training, so that part of the people first "fool" up, to achieve the fools Leiren fools intolerable, and ultimately realize the amusement of people to entertain themselves. Received a text message quickly go to sign up. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that!
6. The cause will not be a "fool", love is never a "fool", often sitting in the "fool" of the benefit, the financial resources rolled in year after year, the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool", the "fool". "I'm sure you'll get a lot of money every year, and I'm sure you'll have a lot of good luck every day. I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
7, the work is easy not tired, income wings fly, lover appointment queue, every day 100 times more energetic, happy as the shadow of the followers, all the trouble is canceled, why life is so beautiful? The only way to get the most out of your life is to have a good time and not to waste it! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
8, is the real gold, never afraid of the blazing fire; is the pine, never afraid of the long cold; is the sea oats, never afraid of the lightning across the sky; is the fool, still staring at the text message silly look! I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
9, your state of mind and the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can not be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, your days are more than the gods to live free and easy to do a pig is actually quite good!
10, fools SMS fast identification method: the receiver year "fool", reply to the monthly knot "fool", forwarding the day surplus "fool". Those who store it are always rich in "Fools", and those who delete it have no "Fools" to worry about. I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
11. Today, we have to be especially careful, walk and talk with caution, friends need to be careful to invite, true and false need to be clear, everything has to be attentive, lest we be happy as a person. April Fool's Day is here, must not be careless yo!
12, today is April Fool's Day, must pay attention to not be fooled by others you ah! I heard that the recent popularity of April Fool's disease, the symptom is always holding a cell phone looking at the text messages, grinning the most serious, you can beware of oh!
13, the donkey and the fish said that the fool donkey said that the fish is very stupid fish said that the donkey is more donkey said that the fish is more donkey fish said donkey donkey donkey donkey said that the fish is stupid fish fish said donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey said that the fish is stupid donkey donkey, do you know donkey is more stupid or more fish donkey? You don't know? I'm not sure, but I'm sure you'll be able to tell me if it's a good idea for me to do so!
14, receiving water water called bucket; pouring water to drink water called cups; eating and drinking soup called spoons; cut meat and vegetables called knives; and look at the text message giggle it, it is called a fool. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
15, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, jumping small steps, sweet and honey smile. The most lovely shape, the most lively behavior, the most joyful April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!
16. April Fools' Day is here again, and the chickens are flying and the dogs are jumping; friends are fooling around, and coworkers love to make fun of each other; toilets are fine, and tissues should be brought along; there is an invitation on the phone, so think about it and then come back to it; if a beautiful woman passes on her love, be careful of traps; come back early from work, and don't get caught up in the whole thing!
17, out of consumption, really too expensive, want to affordable, their own preparations; buy some meat, meat prices flying; buy some vegetables, the price doubled; wallet is too flat, can only come to the bowl of noodles; noodles prices also raised, had to draw a cake to fill up hunger!
18, if, today, all the pies falling from the sky are unfortunate to hit you; if, today, all the dog poop on the road are unfortunate to be stepped on by you; then, let this year, all the good luck are around you can not go! Happy April Fool's Day!
19, the fisherman sitting in the rain fishing boat, fishing on the fish thousands of millions. Happy happy basket, wealth and success a string, health and good luck fishing endless. May you have a relaxing and enjoyable day. I wish the luckiest fisherman: Happy April Fool's Day!
20, I'm going to ask you to eat a big meal, so you don't eat these days, when you stand in front of the hotel and wait for me, please keep patience, I'll be there sooner or later, in order to pass the time, please read in your heart: Happy April Fools' Day!
April Fools' Day classic sentences
1, your state of mind and the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can not be filled, your sleep is sweet and naive, your days are more than the gods to live in the free and easy to be a pig is actually quite good!
2, after meals, the seven rings: a quit smoking, the second ring immediately eat fruit, the third ring to relax the belt, the fourth ring immediately drink tea, the fifth ring hundred steps, the sixth ring immediately bath, the seventh ring immediately sleep! The eight commandments: remember?
3, a cricket and pig bet: I jumped into the grass you can not see me, the pig said: I want to see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?
4, notice: tomorrow morning there is a leadership visual inspection of the work, all colleagues please dress according to the requirements of uniform. Men: suit and tie shorts slippers; women: swimsuit pants shoes! Happy April Fool's Day!
5, I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love the snow in northern Serbia. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Happy April Fool's Day!
6, the animal world is really wonderful, the lion roars to the birds. The zebra and antelope are eating grass, and the dog and bear and elephant are fooling around. The rabbit bullied the tortoise, and always wanted to race with it. Only the king's eight is quiet, and he opens his cell phone to watch the fun! I'm not going to be able to do that!
7. It is said that the shooting star will respond to any request! I would like to wait under the starry sky, wait until a star was touched by me, for me to cut through the silence of the night sky, and then let it carry my blessings, fell on your sleeping pillow...smashed you! Happy April Fool's Day!
8, according to your birth date projection, you must be able to make a fortune today, first blow an explosive hairstyle, wearing patchwork clothes, right hand with a stick, left hand with a porcelain bowl, along the street, the mouth reads the words "line line good it". Happy April Fool's Day!
9, with romance in mind, every day is Valentine's Day, grateful, every day is Thanksgiving, early morning and late at night, every day is Labor Day, to be able to play with you, every day is Mardi Gras and April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
10, April Fool's Day, three from the four virtues: from the closest to start, from the relationship with the closest to start, from the temperament of the best start; students can be deceived, coworkers can be rectified, close friends can be amused, lovers can play. Happy April Fool's Day!
12, a river of spring water, a mountain more than a mountain high. Sending a message to the straw bag, the straw bag quasi pull out the cell phone, pull out the cell phone to look down, and found that they are fools. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
13, know how I know you? On the kindergarten teacher said: bedwetting a penalty of three yuan, two penalties of five yuan, three penalties of ten yuan, I was about to ask how much the month, you are very determined to raise his hand and said: Teacher, I do the annual card!
14, it is difficult to be confused, to be confused and not coated; to do things foolishly, to be foolish and not stupid; in the world of fake stupidity, to be demented and not stupid. The first thing you need to do is to be a good person, and you should be a good person. Foolish people are lucky to be foolish and happy to be contented. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
15, my text message row mountains and mountains Kan Hu talk about the day said (this) ground without silver three hundred and two days in the sun net three days to fight fish water love in-depth shallow out of the gods into the dry God for jade silk you a smile! So rack your brain, is to wish you a happy April Fool's Day holiday!
16, when you see this short message, congratulations, you have stood out from the 99 competitors, you have won my love, to come out to celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!
17, if looking pretty is a kind of mistake, I have made a big mistake; if smart is a kind of crime, I have committed a heinous crime, it is really difficult to be a person! But you are good, both right and no crime, really envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!
18, self-study building door posted a note: the building inspection, please do not study, if inconvenience, please students understanding.
19, have always wanted to find a holiday to you to celebrate, is not suitable for your holiday, June 1, you are overage, March 8 has passed, now well, belong to your holiday tomorrow finally came, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day!
20, with garlic, scallions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables into a bouquet for a cute little boy, it is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, by a professional flower delivery lady very formal delivery to have the effect. I would also like to have a big tofu skin as a greeting card with my heartfelt greetings written on it in soy sauce.
21, find a friend, let him say "rat" 3 times, then say "rat" 3 times, when he finished "rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat. "After, immediately ask him" cat is most afraid of what ", almost guaranteed that he will answer" rat ", I have tried many times, repeatedly.
22, this period of time, I have always wanted to say three words to you, but I am afraid to say even ordinary friends can not do, but I can not control, or want to say: borrow some money!
23, to be a person to stay "stupid" ground, do not spare "stupid" force, life as "stupid" water, today I mixed water to touch the "stupid". "I finally found you this leaky "fool", happy April Fool's Day!
24, when you see this short message, you have been in the fierce and incomparable love poison, the only antidote is to marry me, do not think about it, let's get married! The only antidote is to marry me, don't think about it, let's get married!
25, in my eyes, you always look carefree, eating is always delicious, sleeping is always sound asleep; I really envy you ah, alas! Sometimes think, like you do a pig is also quite good!
26, congratulations, your cell phone number was lucky golden egg smashed, won the Grand Prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original account book, two one-inch photos, quickly come to my office to collect the prize, after the deadline. Prize: a handkerchief.
27, to say goodbye to you, looking at your face written innocence, my heart is broken, why y choose to give up in a hurry, I am how much I want to keep you forever by my side, but my mother said, "the city is not allowed to raise pigs"! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this!
28, abandoned? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there is still us, the state-run pig farm - your cozy home. Happy April Fool's Day!
29, April Fool's Day is approaching, please be vigilant. All received text messages, nonetheless can not believe, but also have to be understood in turn. There are a lot of text messages that praise you for your cleverness, they are halfway intercepted by me, and then take them to show off after April Fool's Day!
30, your surroundings there is no love to take advantage of small people, you can take out a cigarette smoke carefully, pay attention not to break the cigarette paper, and then put the end of the chili into the end, and then put on the smoke to organize, put in a place he often go to let him take their own do not care about him, after the burning you will see the show.
31, due to the "Peace" fell, in order to prevent damage to your cell phone, please shut down for a week to ensure safety!
32, I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
33, 4.1 April Fool's Day, in order to prevent everyone from being deceived the company decided to take a day off, no payroll deduction, no bonuses. Special reminder: this day please do not go out and run around. Please forward to each other to inform!
34, in the housemate must read every day in the book clip a note, write: "the one who loves you the most, tonight will be in the garden near the pavilion waiting for you".
35, no matter where you fly to, I will follow to where; no matter where you escape to, I will chase to where. And then beat you to death - dead flies. Happy April Fool's Day!
36, I really like your big ears wide face, thick lips black eyes. Your song is marvelous, and the lyrics are always a tune - hum hum hum - hum hum hum. You are my pet piglet!
37, and your chance encounter, panic I do not know what to do. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I desperately want to run away from you but closely followed. I cried out, "Who's got a dog that no one cares about?"
38, still have to last time and you get lost in the primeval forest, it was walking exhausted and hungry, was at a loss for words, you suddenly excited to run forward while shouting: "Father-in-law little son-in-law to come," I was wondering how you are, and would like to go up and ask a question when I saw the side of a plaque, I Approach to see what it says: "30 kilometers from Gao Lao Zhuang" I finally understand why you are excited; Happy April Fool's Day!
39, lover to choose a gentle like water sweet like honey; rivals to choose smart, capable and strong; colleagues to choose to work hard without temper; friends to choose a pig head and dog brain runny nose, don't look at it, quickly wipe the snot. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
40, searching for pigs: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: intelligent, understanding, with a cell phone and access to text messages, love pigs read the information, speed to the master back to the message! The master is now good to think of you!