2018 April Fool's Day's humorous whole person WeChat friends circle
1. The day of truth and falsehood, vulgar roses and fleshy love words, kneeling on one knee in the crowded square, saying I love you. My dear, forgive me for only being able to use these silliest and stupidest methods to wish you, Happy Holidays!
2. There was a point of sincere love, I did not cherish, lost only regret, if I can come back, I will say: I love you. If you want to choose the time to confess, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
3. A drop of water in the ocean is small, great in the desert; cranes are small in the flock, great in the flock; you are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
4. There is always a stormy time in life, because of you, life is not lonely, maybe happiness is just a short time to have, because it is you, it will become eternal, it is you who brought me happiness and joy, my puppy dog!
5. Listeners, you are welcome to listen to the weather forecast, since April 1, the city will appear thunderstorms, when there will be more lightning phenomenon, we remind you, go out, please put the phone on the head, and will be placed behind the cell phone charger, for lightning! Do not!
6. When you are annoyed, you do not bother me; when you miss me, you kiss my ear; when you are helpless, you greet me; when you are happy, you accompany me to dance; I do not know how to do without you! April Fool's Day to say thank you: cell phone.
7. You're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're really ruthless; people are thinner than a cucumber, no three meat; skin thicker than the walls, shells can not be penetrated; heart smaller than the eye of a needle, never suffer; love is thinner than the paper, caught who put who pit! I spent ten cents to send this text message to you, is to tell you I am not a penny people. For example, this ten cent text message is my birthday gift to you, don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.
8. April Fool's Day IQ test: feel smart, please press down; feel handsome, please press down; feel charismatic,
9. Something time, will be too busy to be dizzy; nothing time, will be idle boredom; my favorite thing to do is to think about you, send you a text message, because another fool saw my text message.
10. Everyone should learn a craft, such as smoking a pig's head, such as the dog fighting method, such as slipping and sliding, such as hip-hop, such as ...... such as I am amused to rectify you, hahaha Happy April Fools' Day!
11. A reach for the dark night, a burly man brutally killed and dismembered you! The next day the police apprehended him, but the damn guy's charge turned out to be: private slaughter of hogs.
12. Hello, Dear User! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has seriously affected the city appearance, and impede the development of communications services, the station decided to transmit a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone! And happy holidays!
13. I'm a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, waiting for the lonely, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashing not flat you even if you live in vain.
14. Whether today you are going to go to the whole person, or to be whole, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day! Only once a year, regardless of the whole with the whole as a happy moment of ordinary days it
15. April Fools' Day from the "fool" to enjoy themselves, not as "fool" you with joy! May your income year after year "fool", mood every day "fool" fast, family "fool" water love, opportunity
"fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool", "fool". "Fame and fortune are known in every household, Wisdom is a fool's errand, Fortune is a fool's errand, Happiness is a fool's errand. The "Foolish" flavor is endless, and life is "Foolish" and beautiful!
16. The animal world is marvelous, with lions roaring and birds calling. The zebra and antelope are eating grass, and the dog and bear and elephant are fooling around. The rabbit bullied the tortoise small, always want to race with it. Only the king of the eight is quiet, open the cell phone to watch the fun! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
17. Today you woke up, a mosquito lying on the pillow, surrounded by a suicide note: I struggled all night, your cheek so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
18. April Fools' Day comes to people joyful, smart fools fool smart. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it. You beautiful right but, forget to tell you the most important thing is: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!
20. Your crystal shoes are so beautiful, I want to ask your crystal shoes to dance, if you are free, please come! Let's dance from Valentine's Day to April Fool's Day, okay? Happy April Fool's Day!
21.1 is April Fool's Day, in order to prevent people from being deceived this decision to take a day off, no deduction of wages, no deductions of bonuses. Special reminder: this day please do not go out and run around. Please forward to each other to inform!
22. April Fool's Day precepts: one quit fooling around, two quit fooling around, three quit fooling around, four quit fooling around, five quit being late for work, six quit not eating enough, seven quit reading text messages and not laughing, eight quit! You know it?
23. I love you for life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Your heart is the only one I know best! Your eyes are the most tender (see the third word of each sentence) Happy April Fool's Day!
24. To your love hidden in the bottom of the heart, to your thoughts buried deep in the heart, have you accompanied by unlimited happiness, without you accompanied by loneliness and loneliness, think of your 'heart' every moment, now, just want to tell you, to fool you at this moment. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
25. Your voice came from the valley, I looked down and found you in the corner of the mountain, it's you! It's you! You and an old man together, I excitedly ran over and said: Master, lend donkey use
26. Report: You are sleeping in an incorrect position at this time. For your health, please get up and re-sleep ...... cell phone real-time monitoring system.
27. Examining you: what to do when all the pigs in the world die overnight? (playing a song title) "at least there you" ah!
28. People say you're stupid, you filial piety in-laws no second thoughts, treat people sincerely no false heart, treat the opposite sex no philandering, dedication to work no selfishness, so the character is really valuable, everyone praised you for your good intentions. Today's April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday, all the best!
29. This is my cell phone can send the last text message, the last of this most precious I left you, because there is a sentence I have been wanting to say to you, but did not say out loud - to help me recharge it * ^ _ ^ *
30. You do not want to get drunk again, yesterday, and someone saw you end of a glass of wine chasing a pig, the mouth is also screaming: is
is not the brother of? The first time I've seen you, I've seen you with a glass of wine chasing a pig.
31. There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called wild boar, see the blessing of the call stupid pig, in the laugh of a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, do not care about me is a dead pig, do not return to my blessing of even pigs are worse.
32. I left the moment I was ruthless, you behind me helplessly crying and heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I'm not for sale!
33. Want to fall in love with the number not yet scheduled. Everything is always half a beat slower, life is still wonderful. Happy April Fool's Day!
34. It is not until today that I thought of you, not until now that I dared to send a text message to you, but only at this moment today that I had the courage to say to you: I ~ love ~ you. And, happy April Fool's Day! (Oh, love believe it or not)
35. said you are not beautiful, that is lying to you; said you do not understand, that is misunderstood you; said you are not gentle, there is no reason; said you are not smart, absolutely no reason. All good to you, but today April Fool's Day, but also to be happy Oh ~
36. April Fool's Day, three from the four virtues: from the closest to start, from the relationship with the closest to start, from the best temper to start; classmates can be deceived, coworkers can be rectified, close friends can be amused, lovers can be played to.
37. April Fool's Day in the Year of the Tiger, the Fool's Tiger with joy. Wish you: tiger year have tiger like, tiger back bear waist - body strong; tiger year have fox gall, fox fake tiger will - over the people bold; tiger year have tiger luck, tiger downhill - no stumbling block! Happy April Fool's Day!
38. Today's April Fool's Day, the special award of the Order of Fools, learn to sound puppy barking, the mood is very wonderful; laugh three times towards the sky, good luck will not stop; advise you to quickly implement, quickly come to the trip to ask why this, fools do not listen to the order, fools do not listen to the order.
39. Fishermen fishing, leaving a few big fish, release all the small fish, fishermen stupid? Fools only see the immediate benefits, but the wise but seek sustainable! The "big" put "small", is a kind of wisdom! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you wisdom for life!
40. April Fool's Day IQ test: feel smart, please press down; feel handsome, please press down; feel charming, please press down.... Test Result: Press down if you are told to, silly! Fools, happy holidays!
41. Today's April Fool's Day, you can be careful; friends have bad intentions, the whole you as happy; someone send good intentions, do not take as true; when to pay attention, be careful; send you a care, I wish you peace of mind today. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
42. Examining you: what to do when all the pigs in the world die overnight? (playing a song title) "at least you" ah!
43. When I am annoyed, you do not bother me; when I miss you, you kiss my ears; when I am helpless, you greet me; when I am happy, you accompany me to dance; without you, I do not know how to be good! April Fool's Day to say thank you: cell phone.
44. Throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich people; want to burn in the fire is obscene people; want to speed up to become crazy people; gold and jade outside the defeat, is a waste of people; the last you wear a diving suit to the beach to practise diving, into a full of fools. April Fool's Day "fool" you with joy!
45. Your qualities such as the plum blossom is strong, your character like a glacier as subtle, you have a convincing connotation, you have people fall cool, so we honored you as "Meichuan within the cool"!
Happy April Fool's Day!
46. Furniture is lumber, poetry is a showman, people think of money, be cultivated is talent, women want to be the body, send a message is a genius, is looking at the text message is a fool!
47. April Fool's Day, I have stretched out the fishing rod, waiting for you to take the bait, Happy April Fool's Day!
48. April Fool's Day, I only tell you: I really want you, I hope you also return a text message that did not forget me.
49. If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!
50. said arrows have gold arrows, iron arrows, copper arrows, you prefer to learn silver arrows! That is to say, there are eighteen kinds of martial arts 360 strokes, you have to learn drunken arrows, so soon appeared in the jianghu you: drunken silver arrows!