Jitterbug's hottest harmonic terrain cold joke paragraph

Shake the hottest harmonic terrain cold joke paragraph (a)

1. Do you know why the seagulls to Europe will not call? Because the Paris gulls to dumb.

2. A Su and A crispy together one day A crispy dinner time pampering to: Su Su Su Su Su Su Su Su Su Su feed crispy.

3. This is the back of my hand, this is the back of my foot, you are my baby.

4. Xiao Ming lost in the wild at night, cold night, he can only hold a tombstone to keep warm, that is the insulation monument.

5. Sun Wukong's golden rod is missing, go to ask the land eunuch, Sun Wukong: "Where is my golden rod?" "The Great Sage, your golden hoop, stick on the stick in particular with your hairstyle."

6. At home can not help but open a package of spicy strips, eat half more difficult to look at the name, the original is the fragrant altar Lotus love spicy (want to fall in love ah)!

7. Girls have to do something bad, and then when God gets angry, he'll send you a little guy.

8. Airplanes don't need to honk their horns in the air, so airplanes are silent flying objects.

9. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves to wear Kawakubo Rei so much, and he said, because he wears Kubo Zero.

10. Today 36 degrees so hot I went to buy two ice cream, you a I one, and then we relieved the heat, you hear, we ended.

11. Even my WeChat do not add that you add what Pirates of the Caribbean?

12. Want Want snow cakes feel the heat will turn into what, Want Want fairy shells.

13. You look for Ouyang Xiu ah.

14. Do you know how much the stars weigh, eight grams, because Starbucks.

15. No one understands you, very aggrieved is it? Do you see math problems that someone understands, it's aggravating?

16. Know why Beijingers do not say harmonic terrier? Because old Beijing does not harmonize.

17. Eat and eat the power outage, I hastened to pick up two mouths of rice, suddenly the lights are on, I exclaimed, could it be that this is the legendary pick and pull can be bright.

18.The chicken and thin rice together, which will get a bowl of fried chicken thin rice mud ~

19.Huang Ting pick up if you can't, go to the --- ah.

20. small animals get together, only and small elephant is very angry, it turns out that this is a weather bureau.

Jitterbug's hottest harmonic terrier cold joke paragraph (Part II)

21. Yongqi help Huang Amma rub bath, surprisingly rub out Amma mud.

22. Onion asked chili, today you went to the hot pot restaurant? Chili said I did not go ah, onions and asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, know it? It is garlic.

23. I said I was in Beijing to send a courier, you go around saying I have a piece of land in Beijing?

24. Ran always like to talk to others about Conan, she can really be a nagging master!

25. Just ate a mouthful of bad watermelon, stomach ache, went to the hospital and hung up just tasted section.

26. "I may be a loach" "why" "because I like mud"

27. You actually have the nerve to ask me why I am single. You talk about three or four alone, how can I not be single.

28. Once upon a time there was an illiterate walking, he walked and suddenly literate, it turned out that he walked to the crossroads.

29. Mom called me to rub clothes, I said rubbed, rubbed, you hear? Missed!

30. brother and sister singing sister: I forgot the prelude to do? Brother: sister you boldly forget the prelude ah!

31. As soon as I open my eyes, it is bright, and as soon as I close my eyes, it is dark, will I be a refrigerator too.

32. Today's class did not bring the book, the teacher asked me where the book Yes, I lost where?

33. I knocked over a bottle of pills I do not know what pills, a look at the original is good to go out pills.

34. Other people feel buzzing is very annoying, and you say good beauty mosquito, so I itch you ah!

35. We can not let the fear of heights every day to go to the rooftop to practice, we can not let the fear of ghosts every day to go to Guijie shopping.

36. I went to buy oysters, on the way home, oysters all jumped out of the bag, drilled into the mud, it is called oysters like mud!

37. Mom looked at the recipe to cook, the recipe calls for sugar 3-6 grams, mom added 5 grams is still adding, I asked my mom why I still need to add, my mom said and then add (at home) is also good!

38. A duckling said to the chick, "I like you" The chick said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck".

39. I'm a very good person to get along with, not good at their own reasons.

40. Ask the stone monkey when the most homesick, answer: late at night, why? Because when it's late at night, it's the stone monkeys who are homesick.

Jitterbug's hottest harmonic terrier cold joke paragraph (Part III)

41. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "c++ or java" "Shen Congwen."

42. teacher: four plus one is equal to how many? Xiaoming: equal to six minus oneTeacher: why do you know the answer and still say so! Xiaoming: because we young people do not speak of five (Wudu)

43. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.

44. Even I do not kiss, then you kiss what, the Tibetan plateau?

45. The deer took a picture of the bunny, and nothing was ever taken. The deer made the bunny jump, and you were too short, and the bunny cried out in anxiety. I'm not short, I'm not in love at all

46. There was a piece of glass, and it was a little bit sleepy, and then it jumped down from the stairs, and it said, "Good night, I'm shattered!

47. I say I'm making ceramics, and you go around saying I'm bumming on the road?

48. Festival time, the white rabbit angry at the deer said: you see other girls can receive flowers, why do not you give me? The deer pitifully said: because I am a plum deer ah.

49. Yue Yunpeng's son asked Yue Yunpeng: Dad, what is the meaning of leaping? Yue Yunpeng replied, that is, where dad bath put ah!

50. 17 years old, I grabbed a cicada, I thought I grabbed the whole summer, who knows the cicada said: "I can not say that love don't grab the cicada, just a little like"

51. Xiao Wang did not know how to cross the river, Baidu, actually ferried past.

52. After burning firewood for a whole day, I asked my mom what was really steaming in the pot, and she smiled and didn't say anything. Finally, I can not help but lift the lid of the original steam is boring

53. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea, a look at the name, oh how, actually is the nest incense mud music iron juice.

54. Look at this I have two erasers, you do not have it, why? Because you have no object (oak) ah.

55. What's wrong with being tall, if you meet me, you still have to bend down and talk to me.

56. One day the duckling was reading a book and another duckling said to eat it, quickly put the book together duck and good duck and good duck and good duck and good.

57. Even I do not coax, you coax what, Hong Shixian?

58. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and the mother said, "Let's eat, let's close the book, let's close the book, let's close the book, let's close the book and let's close the book, do you hear me?

59. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? I don't have time to pick that up!

60. Bowls and chopsticks were good friends, and when the bowl died, the chopsticks were very sad.

Shake the hottest harmonic terrier cold joke paragraph (Part IV)

61. pumpkin purple potatoes and peanuts are good friends, one day peanuts about them to play, pumpkin asked peanuts, and who ah, peanuts said, I purple potatoes with you, hear me? I only belong to you.

62. fried egg to ruffled egg confession sung song "This is a fried egg of a small love song ~"

63. Su Shi has a period of time closed, do not see any friends, the family asked him why, he said: "I want to leave my Su Shi circle. "

64. night to see the goddess online, I sent a message to her: in? Ten minutes later, the goddess returned: in the pull, something?

65. Know why Doraemon has no neck? Because of the blue neck mud.

66. Today in ironing clothes, but how to iron it will be wrinkled, I said do not wrinkle, do not wrinkle, do not go.

67. crab went out for a walk and accidentally bumped into the loach, the loach is very angry, said: "Are you blind ah?" Crab very aggrieved, said: "No ah, I am a crab!"

68. There has been a duckling, stepped on the mud after running fast, and then fell asleep, the name of the story is called mud fast sleeping duck.

69. Even the night does not boil, you boil what, Ollie give?

70. You like the lady wind, lovely wind, or I'm this crazy sheep.

71. Forward this purple potato, you like people purple potato in you.

72. I said I am in Shenzhen Baoan, you go around saying I am in Shenzhen as a security guard?

73. Pangu is the first product manager in history: open sky PD.

74. Embarrassed, wearing a mask hat to buy a late-night snack, or be recognized: what does a beautiful woman eat?

75. New Year's Eve, the Bull Demon King made a mistake, Princess Iron Fan kept criticizing him, the Monkey King could not bear to look at Princess Iron Fan and said: "Sister-in-law, but also criticized the cattle master?" Princess Iron Fan flabbergasted: "Thank you thank you."

76. The cat's mother scolded the kitten, saying, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught into pieces? Don't you think it's cruel to do so?" The kitten said: But the mouse pieces are really delicious.

77. Want pumpkin almond milk, not melon, not apricot, not dew, want to pumpkin.

78. Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all Bean, I am the baby.

80. Hello, want a cup of pumpkin almond milk, do not melon, do not apricot, do not dew, want pumpkin.