3, God! My clothes are thin again
2, not in the classroom slumber, on the table buried drunk ~
1. The only difference between me and Superman: I wear underwear inside out.
2. I'm not a random person, but when I'm random, I'm not human.
3. I am in the jianghu, but the jianghu has no legend about me ......
4. Going the way of others, so that others have no way to go.
5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet, and looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years with seven hands and eight feet!
6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world, but also do not believe that the man's broken mouth!
1. The water is so clear that there is no fish, and the people are so cheap that there is no enemy.
2. The one who rides a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel - mom says it's a birdman.
3. Time, like cleavage, is still there when you squeeze it.
4. You can't have two tigers on the same mountain, unless you have a male and a female.
5. Never be careless with an animal that bleeds for a week and still doesn't die ......
6. Me, a college student's goal in life: farmer's wife, mountain springs, and a bit of field.
7. Women bear in mind: must eat and play well sleep well and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our houses, sleep with our husbands, soak our boyfriends, and beat our children.
1. In the spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village and harvested a lot of handsome men in the fall. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Village", and I got my wish to be the mayor of the village.
2. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money, and when I woke up, my pockets were really empty. ......
3. I've been very successful in losing weight, and as you can see, all three of my chins are pointed!
4. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone.
5. Don't ever wait until everyone says you're ugly to realize you really are.
6. If friends could be sold for five dollars each, I could make a small fortune.
7. It's not scary to have a big belly, it's scary to have a big, unproductive belly.
8. The biggest advantage of matchmaking is that you can put the blame on the matchmaker if your marriage goes wrong later.
9. Women first show their generosity, men will not dare to be petty.
10. People, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, also in bed.
1. Wizard, please tell the princess, the old man is still on the road of thorns and thistles, there are still snowy mountains have not yet been overturned, the river has not yet been crossed, the dragon has not yet been killed, the beautiful women have not yet been soaked ...... told her to continue to die in bed!
2. My intended bride is a stunning beauty, and one day she will ride a fire-breathing dinosaur to marry me. But as the story ends, I only saw her ride, but not its owner.
1. If a tree doesn't have skin, it will die; if a man doesn't have a face, he will be invincible.
2. To do nothing is to be indifferent; to be indifferent is to do nothing.
3. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere in one's life.
4. The slut is slut, slut has slut chastity; bitch is bitch, bitch has bitch dignity.
5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I'm sure I've eaten at least a pair of whales ......
6. Success in life does not lie in getting a good deck of cards, but how to play the bad cards well.
8. At birth you cry and all laugh; at departure you laugh and all cry.
10. Wear other people's shoes, walk your own way, let them find it.
11. In a few decades, we come to meet, sent to the crematorium, all burned to ashes, you a pile, I a pile, who does not know who, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.
2. Insiders look at the doorway, outsiders look at the sidewalk.
3. Roadside wildflowers do not want, step!
4. I came across a MM personality signature: the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting will not, laundry and cooking is too tired.
5. I came across a GG personality signature: give me a girl, I can create a nation.
6. I came across an old Shaanxi personality signature: the ugly girl more strange, black bun more clip vegetables.
7. I came across our teacher's personalized signature: I tell you now the teacher is very angry, the consequences are very serious
8. I came across a writer's personalized signature: maybe it seems to be probably, but not necessarily not necessarily.
9. I came across a love saint personality signature: said words can not be counted, like the person every day to change.
10. I came across the sleep king in the class personality signature: morning, noon and night three full, before and after the meal six down.
1. 12 midnight on time offline! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into Cinderella.
2. Hey, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom, my SmarTone is broken, can you send China Tietong to fix it?
3. I am a member of the Advanced Diving Institute of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, the Nobel Prize for Long-term Dropout, and the Oscar for Lifelong Invisibility ......
4. In the sky, I would like to be a bird with two wings, and on the ground, I would like to be a pig in the same circle!
7. Of the five horsemen - are you coming for a piece?
8. God said: "Let there be light." I said:-"Not approved!" And so we have the night.
9.I put the KONKA TV remote on the waist of my pants and pretended to buy a new NOKIA cell phone.
10.I think I would like mornings if they came later.
2. Life is fucking fun, because life is always fucking playing me.
3. The Buddha said, "It takes 500 glances in a previous life to get one brush with the shoulder in this one." I'd rather get 500 looks in exchange for a brush with the past life.
4. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use them to roll my eyes.
5. I'm an actor, and as soon as I see a pretty MM eyes are round ......
6. Angels fly because they see themselves as light ......
7. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ......
9. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me, the other is not you.
10. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
1. How far the thought is, how far you get out of my way!
2. Hooligans aren't scary, they're just afraid of hooligans with culture.
3. Please be careful, I only sell my body, not my art.
4. You can't please everyone, because not all people are human!
7. Go the way of NB, let SB talk!
8. Water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge!
9. Zi said on the river, "How good it is to have a boat!"
10. There is no difficulty in driving, only fear of newcomers!
1.Sincerely invited small MM, *** with the irrigation; I irrigation of the head of the Yangtze River, Jun irrigation of the tail of the Yangtze River.
2. Love at first sight.
3. A person is not alone, when you want to be alone, you are alone.
4. Live, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.
5. If I could see my back, I think it would be sad, because I left all the joy in front of me!
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1. The first thing you need to do is to look for the reason, don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.
2. The road is long and far, I will be up and down and seek others.
4. Knit me a scarf and I'll return the favor with a lifetime of care. Otherwise, you can strangle me with the scarf!
5. Men pretend to know when they don't know, and women do the opposite.
6. In order to cooperate with this year's successful completion of China's family planning work, I decided not to contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being, thank you for your cooperation.
1. The bird is big, and there are all kinds of forests.
2. I can't close the garden in spring, I pull the red apricot out of the wall.
3. Do you think I will watch you go to your death? I will close my eyes.
4. I thought I was very decadent, today I realized that I was scrapped early.
5. The old and the old, the wife and the wife.
6. I see money as dirt, my father sees me as a cesspool.
7. I drink to drown my pain, but the damn pain has learned to swim.
8. I am your kite, the line is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind.
9. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be.
1. Money is not the problem, the problem is no money!
2. When I'm drunk, I don't serve anyone, I just hold the wall!
3. I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4. The first brother, you know? Second Brother's meat is now more expensive than even Master's
6. Water is as clear as fish, and people are as cheap as enemies.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking quite a lot, with the use of not enough~
8.
9. My friends around the ah, you quickly become famous, so that my memoirs can be a bestseller ~ ~ ~ ~
12. mother has always been regarded as handsome and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me in this way
13. don't and I am lazier than lazy, I'm too lazy to compare with you
16. today's mood is not good. I only have four sentences to say. Including this and the previous two sentences. My words finished ......
18. My first name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my legal name is Rudra...
21. The farmer's three punches hurt a little
22. I've always been very popular: as a child, I was loved by everyone, and now I'm loved by bitches
23. I'm not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I'm afraid of piggy teammates
24. Going your own way, letting others take a taxi
25. The mouse carries the knife, and the streets are full of cats
26. As long as the kung fu is deep, the poop is also serious
27. Who is the fastest runner in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang).
29. Only when there are long lines at the train station can you truly realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".
30. Lovers become family members
31. Spring is coming, a flock of geese are flying north, a moment in a B-shaped, a moment in a T-shaped....
32. Where you fall down, where you lie down
33. The tiger is not powerful, you think I am HELLO KITTY!
34. Donkey yes, Nian came to pour
◆ Woman fat is plump, skinny is slim, tall is slender, and short is small; man fat is fat, skinny is ribs, tall is bamboo pole, and short is a winter melon
◆ Professor: 90% of adult women are not virgins. Professor: 90% of our adult women are not virgins, and the president sends letters to the other 10% for that reason. Have you heard of this? The girls shook their heads. "Then that means none of you got the letter!"
◆ "How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime." "Only that much?" "Isn't a dime a 'tenth'?"
◆You are long and creative, living is your courage, ugly is not your intention, it is God who has lost his temper, live, without you, who will set the world beautiful!
01. The early bird gets the worm, the early worm gets eaten by the bird!
02.and a MM argument whale is not a fish, finally I said "Japanese people also with a personal word", she agreed that the whale is not a fish.
03. Iron mortar and pestle can be sharpened into a needle, but the wooden pestle and mortar can only be sharpened into a toothpick, the material is not right, and then try hard is useless.
04. If replying to posts was a virtue, I would have been a saint long ago.
05. Life can not be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before the pot.
07.Wear other people's shoes, walk their own way, let them hit the find go.
08. There is a very old legend that says that people who can see beautiful women on the XX campus will live forever ......
09. Is it possible that eggs from all over the world can unite to break stones? So do people still need to be realistic ......
11.Summer is just not good, poor when I do not even have to drink the northwest wind ......
12.I also had a pair of wings, but I did not use it to soar in the sky, but put it in a pot of Stew ......
15.Today a group of Japanese came to visit our school - to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese in clothes!
16. How far the thought is, how far you get out!!!!
17. I'm poor, my maid is poor, my gardener is poor, my driver is poor ......
18. The bank charges said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service but said: "To consider the Chinese national conditions!"
23. My friend's name in his girlfriend's cell phone is "he", and then they broke up and it became "it" ......
24. Nothing. Don't look for me if there's something wrong, and don't look for me if there's something wrong!
27. What do I take to kill your lover ......
28. The network is like a prison, originally stole a wallet to come in, and when you go out you learn everything.
31.Master and mistress! You just from the old line!
32. I love you! What's it to you?
33.The sea of learning is endless, turn back to the shore!
37.I really want to personally manage your grandfather called: father!
38. NKU has cheated me out of college for four years, so I plan to cheat society for the rest of my life with what NKU has taught me!
40.When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe ......
41.I have never seen such a disgusting school - booked the midterm exams on May 8th!!!! (cryptic)
42. Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ......
43. If I become emperor, I'll make you the crown prince!
45. never fell into a good college student, relying on the strong quality!
46. Damn, I got a complaint! The client said the mp3 file I gave him had no images!
48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
49. The east says it's raining in the west, and the tutor is relentless. That's why I'm going to fight with my classmates door*** at the exam!
50. hug is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but can not see each other's faces
1. RMB should do is to go the way of the dollar, so that the dollar has no way out.
2. A priest who does not want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist priest!
3. If you can't tolerate it, tolerate it again!
4. Know astronomy and geography, but do not know English.
5. A good horse doesn't eat back to the grass, because there is no grass left when you turn back.
6. Life is like taking a shit, although you have worked very hard, but it is still a fart.
7. Going to bed means getting up tomorrow!
9. In 2009, as a post-80's me, I am still playful!
10. A soldier who doesn't want to be a soldier is not a good soldier
11. Looking quite fat, the clothes off is still quite fat!
14. A young girl is precious, a young woman is more expensive, if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown away.
15. I swear I will never swear again!
16. I lack of money, lack of women, lack of heart, is not a fucking lack of morality!
18. Cherish drugs and stay away from life.
19. Half of my life is bad luck, the other half is dealing with bad luck.
20. Is there true love? Of course there is, there's plenty of it in TV shows.
21. Flowers bloom not for the sake of falling, but for the sake of blooming more brilliantly.
22. Silly is silly in too smart!
23. Start from the heart
24. From the legal point of view: the establishment of sexual relations on the money is prostitution, I texted you, we have a "letter" relationship, although only a penny, but at least this life is also considered to have whored you!
25. Even though I lied to you, you have to believe me!
26. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you let women shed tears that you are very useless.
27. haha 、、、、 alive is the hard way.
28. Live, there will be a day when life will burn out, the flesh returns to the earth, and will bloom flowers and plants. The soul is transformed into memories and lives forever in people's hearts. Everything in the world is alive and cyclical, and so is human life.
29. In public *** I often choose to be civil, but in private I am often degrading.
30. There are two kinds of men: one is horny and the other is very horny; and there are two kinds of women: one pretends to be innocent and the other pretends not to be innocent.
31. Ugly people, that also has a special, is particularly ugly. The very best of people.
31. I am very tired today Just want to say four sentences, including what I said earlier and the next I finished.
32. Before the exam I thought I knew everything, but after the exam I realized that I didn't know anything.
33. Before the flowers, it is better to spend money on the day,
34. Ugly people are also people, because you are ugly, so you are also people.
35. Busy - with the heart to be busy without the heart becomes dead ...
36. Hatred is like a fire Hate others but burn themselves.
37. The child who lives in a fairy tale will die in the fairy tale.
39. Don't test people, they can't stand the test.
40. Joke bar buzzword: This year I also belong to the cow!
1. And then force me, and then force me to play dead to you!
2. I not only have a car, but also a self-propelled one!
3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person's anger) No, it's "I'll buy it for you, brother!"
4. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
5. I won't say anything even if I'm dead, but you haven't done it yet!
6. I'm not only good with my hands, I'm also good with my feet!
7. The mirror will always reflect!
8. What's the point of being handsome? You'll probably be eaten by a pawn!
9. You don't have to worry about me, there's nothing I can't do!
10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ......
12. Don't thank you, thank you how to collect money from you ah!
13.Don't tell me to come here ---- I'm Avanti!
14. You are ignoring me, then I become a dog!
15. When will the moon come out, go ask the EZT!
16. If you can't reach it, try stepping on your right foot with your left.
17. Some people live, she is dead. Some people live, he should have died long ago!
18.You said... You like me? Actually... I started out... In fact, I also... Well, I'll tell you what, I kinda like myself, too.
19. Are you drinking water, or water, or water? You can take your pick!
20. The green hills are still there, just a little red.
21. Hey, what to say, what not to say in a whisper.
22. Readers of the matter, can say steal it?
23. Hate it, don't ask single men such questions!
24. Zi once said: Do not take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!
25. Don't think I look handsome think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm a sea of ah.
26. Today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
27. As a typical failure, you are too successful!
28. I really want to destroy this little worm, but my tongue is not long enough...
29.Three tanner's feet stink to death of a Zhu Geliang.
30.In this red leaf maple in the golden fall ......
31. One cuts the thyroid hormone, one does not.
32. I'll tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows if you're annoying me again!
33. Wind Xiao Xiao Yi Shui Cold, owe money, you have to pay!
34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.
B: down the restaurant, I please ---- hose.
35. See if there is something that should be left behind?
36. I left the blue dragon right white tiger, waist tattoo a Mickey Mouse.
38. A: It's hard to take this revenge.
B: How can I get you to swallow your anger?
40. She's so fat that I can't even twist her arm with my leg.
41.The book is the first to dry, the sea of eight treasures for porridge.
42. The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it is theirs.
43. I'll write the homework!
44. A: Did you do your homework?
B: Sit down! Here, under the P-share, it's still warm... You want it? Here you go.
45. Who is sitting in the bank today, even the blackboard is not wiped!
46. How much is this shoe?
47. I was really blind in the beginning...
48. Is this blind man a blind man?
1. The two farmers play pig
2. I am an angel if I kill the birdman!
4. Live well, because we'll be dead a long time!!!!
5. Have you ever heard the story "The big pig says yes, the little pig says no"?
7. Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity can't be compared - because we're all for the natural.
8. When listening to a sermon in church we should keep quiet, it's rude to disturb someone's sleep.
10, people are not smart, and learn from others who are bald!
11, you are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...
12, the terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.
13, I'm always hovering between bull a and bull c.
14, not afraid of being used, afraid of you useless.
16、Hoeing the sun, bending the bow to shoot a big eagle
17、Hair goes without a trace, dandruff is more outstanding!
18. Don't look for me if there's nothing to do, and don't look for me if there's something to do
19. I'd rather fight with someone who understands and not talk to sb!
20, the big woman can not be a day without power, the small woman can not be a day without money!
21, if the sky is negative, I will Hao; if you negative me, I will shake!
22, the spring garden can not be closed, I entice the red apricot out of the wall.
24, life from ancient times who did not die, ah a shit not with paper.
25, not steamed buns to fight for breath, okay?
26, his knife is cold, the sword is cold, the heart is cold, the blood is cold, shit, this person is not dead?
27, Great in life, die under the flowers!
28. If I lose this life then I don't want the next life.
29, I love you! What's it to you?
31, take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a reader.
32, and then bull Chopin, can not play the old man's sadness!
33, Zhu Geliang before leaving the mountain also did not lead the troops ah, why do you want me to have work experience!!!!
34, nonsense is the first sentence of human relations.
35, as long as the hoe dance well, that there is a wall digging not down?
36, can not study well, but never not good review.
37, from a friend to learn a sentence: send you ten words - have his mother far, roll his mother far ~ remember the first time he said this to a group of us, I saw all the people below the award finger count is not ten words...
38, the best way to deal with people who hide their ignorance by remaining silent is to treat them the same way they treat others.
40, even advertisements also believe that reading stupid!
41, want to pollute a place there are two ways: garbage, or money!
42, constipated because the earth's gravity is too small.
44, I don't know whether I went to college or college went to me .
45, most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being deceived.
49, quit smoking easy, quit you too hard!
50, to mix in the jungle, it is best to be a bachelor!
53, rich people end up in love.
54, ask what is love in the world? A thing is a thing.
56, I am Jesus his son, coconut ~!
57, college is probably learning to learn!
60, life can be will, life can also be preaching!
61, other people's money is outside my body.
63, I am the most honest person. Never tell a lie. Except this one.
64, do not say that others are sick in the head, the premise of sick in the head is that there must be a brain.
65, I've been really busy lately, and it's hard to even guarantee 16 hours of sleep a day!
66, don't wash it, if it wasn't for all this mud, this piece of shit car would have fallen apart.
67、The sky is the limit, the earth is the limit, and then an ice cream.
68, the age of cold three friends - hot pot, cabbage, hot comforter.
69, I did not intend to be different, but I have outstanding taste!
71, when you are alive, you don't need to sleep for a long time, but you will sleep long after you die.
72, I hope that one day I can use the mouse to double-click on my wallet, and then select a 100 yuan, hold down the "ctrl-c" and then keep "ctrl-v "....
73、Women for their own pleasure men for their own pleasure poor!
75, bald donkey, dare to rob with the poor Taoist teacher?
77, I said to my buddy sitting next to me ~~ you are only one step away from genius
78, is gold, will always be spent; is a mirror, will always be reflective ...
80, God gave you a pair of wings, should be red-hot ...
81, bitchy is the universal truth, you I'm just one of them
83, they say that men become bad when they have money, tmd I've been a good person for more than twenty years!
84, face first on the ground, powerless to return to heaven.
86, in the face of difficulties: death is not afraid, still afraid to live? In the face of danger: living is not afraid, still afraid of death?
87, high is high, is a straw bag; short is short, can be stepped on; skinny is skinny, have muscles.
88, only women and English is also sad, only wife and work is also difficult to find!
89, there are three kinds of things that hurt people: worries, quarrels, empty wallets. The most hurtful of these is the empty wallet.
91, when arguing with someone, take a step back and the sea is wide open; when chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and people are empty.
94, God wants to make people perish, must first make it crazy; God wants to make people crazy, must first make it buy a house.
95, the sky collapsed you top, I pad, huh ......
96, can pull ring love cans, can cans in the heart loaded with Coke!
97, do not do the next who, only do the first me.
100, read more than ten years of school, or kindergarten is better to mix!
1. The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight - at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Dude, move over, you're blocking my cell phone signal."
2. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but every single thing was written down in his diary.
4. skipped too many classes, tried to go to class yesterday, met the professor, the professor was surprised to say, so long no see, grow so big.
6. Whenever I missed a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there was the Great Wall.
7. When lovebirds play in the water, they all fucking drown; when they fly together, they all fucking fall to their deaths.
8. Pure, fictional; chaotic, beautiful.
9. Happiness is to scratch when itchy, misfortune is itchy but can not scratch, more unfortunate is that for a long time the soul and body can not feel that stupid itch.
10. Although I cannot be the offspring of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.
11. The sky did not descend on me, as usual, bitter my mind, labor my muscles and bones.
12. Who, in my hands, convergence of my half a lifetime of madness; who, kiss my eyes, cover my half a lifetime of displacement.
13. I've been looking for her for a thousand years, but when I look back, I still don't care about her.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights small monsters.
16. Your Excellency is the year of the Mount Hua sword martial arts unique in the world rare match known as a pear blossom pressure Begonia Shaolin Temple retarded masters adopted by the small Shamans imbecilic dog Wang Cai stomped on the flat cockroach Xiao Qiang had rolled a dung ball?
17. short story I love you mother's first half, today will be broadcast here, tomorrow at the same time please continue to enjoy, I love you mother's second half ......
18. advertisement on the subway: crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement on cab: Traffic jam? Take the subway!
19. I got a text message on my cell phone, there's a monkey at the zoo that's strangely ugly and people throw up on it, one day I went and I threw up, one day you went and the monkey threw up.
20. said that money is a sin, are fishing; said that beauty is a scourge, are wanting; said that the high place is not cold, are climbing; said that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, are not quit; said that heaven is the most beautiful, are not going!
21. Strongly protested the advertisement time to interrupt the TV series!
23. Although the famous flower has a master, I come to loosen the soil!
24. Sorry! I'm dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll see you at 12 o'clock tonight too!
26. According to the data, in 2008, men accounted for 52% of China's total population, while women accounted for 43%.
27. Do you want to be rich? Do you want to make peach blossom luck? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever?
--Don't think nonsense, study hard!
28. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, was seen by the blind, the dumb yelled, the deaf startled, the hunchback stood up to the cripple flew up to the foot, the wildcard to pull him to the Public Security Bureau, hemp said, look at my face forget it.
29. Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is a group of people's loneliness
31. Dreaming of eating spaghetti, woke up in the morning to find that the shoelace is gone!
32. Lovers are the road, friends are trees, life is only a road, a road more trees, don't get lost when you have money, lack of money when leaning on the tree, happy when you don't forget the road, when resting watering trees.
33. Iron mortar and pestle can be sharpened into a needle, but the wooden pestle and mortar can only be sharpened into a toothpick, the material is not right, and then try hard is useless.
34. If you leave a green hill, you still have no wood to burn.
36. Every day I eat rice, not willing, yesterday went to the market around the circle, I think I'd better continue to eat rice.
37. My principle is: people don't offend me, I don't offend; if people offend me, I get angry!
38. I slowly realized that talents are goblins! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything, catch a goblin may also be able to barbecue!
39. Listen to the words of the king, the holy warrior reading.
42.You see, there are always so many things in the world that make you sad: yin and yin, sadness and happiness, impotence and premature ejaculation 。。。。
44.Cannonball head also comb a thunderbolt meet.
45. Love is a luxury. Like the fox-skin coat in the window of Paris, so dazzling, so charming, but the price tag on it will make people wake up. Love is also a luxury, can only be seen from afar, do not fantasize or touch it because that requires the right time, the right person to meet in the right place, the lack of one.
46. Problems first from their own body to find the reason, do not a constipation on the blame for the earth has no gravity.
47. Although I am not very handsome, but when I was a child, I was also complimented on my left nostril is very idolatrous.
48. The old advice: daughter, you have to eat properly to have the strength to lose weight ah.
49. Spring is the season of high incidence of colds and feelings. Some people accidentally catch a cold, some people accidentally fall in love, I belong to the former.
50.I was also a seed of infatuation back then, and it rained ...... and drowned.
51. red apricot not wall, resolutely dragged out.
52. I allow you to walk into my world, but never allow you to walk around in my world.
53. Even if I am a toad, I am determined not to marry a female toad.
56. Boys are raised poor, or do not know the struggle: girls are raised rich, or a piece of cake coaxed away.
57. When we are young, we often make faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is considered even.
58. I'll have a son named "Handsome", then others will see me say: "Handsome dad!"
61. Everyone has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.
62. 5-year-old daughter asked her dad to help her do something. Dad: "Dad is very tired, you praise me a couple of times, you praise me a couple of times and I will be energetic again." Daughter: "Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your family Nunya looks really beautiful ah ......"
64. Heart if there is no place to stay, to where are wandering!
65.The brain is the noblest organ-because it's the brain that tells you so.
67.Zhuge Liang also did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience!!!!
68.The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive their paychecks.
69. When I was a child, I didn't study, and my mom said, "When I grow up, I'll let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Now I teach my daughter: "Study hard so you can grow up to marry a pork-selling bachelor."
70. I have lived for more than twenty years and have not been able to do anything for the motherland and the people, and every time I think about it, I am heartbroken.
71.Happy? Fast can still feel happy?
73.Mom said it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and a person who loves you y.
74. The important task of the Post-80s is to create the Post-08s.
75.There is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast, not only the ratings are low, but also the pay is not high.
76.The future is bright, the road is not.
77. Who says the world is as black as a crow? In fact, one is even blacker than the other!
79. I would like to have a quiet serious hard Don Giovanni style unrequited love ......
80. If it is not to earn money, the face to come to do what...
81. Can not eat the swan ~ I still can not eat a duck it ~
85. Every morning I get up and yell, "Fuck the little Japanese." This is not only good for health, but also cultivates the moral sentiment of patriotism!
90. The lady's moustache is so euphemistic that she must be a lady of the house!
92. Work is so much fun! Especially watching other people work...
93.How did you get out of the trash after you were aborted?
95. Love your country, love your family, love your sister, and protect yourself from thieves, burglars, and your brother~
96. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But brother, you forced me to do it.
97. The cruelest part of life is that people can only be young once.
99. The innocence of love in college lies in being able to **** with instant noodles and being able to humbly drink soup.