1. How can you be willing to be friends with someone you've never met before?
2. You never know how much you like someone until you see them with someone else.
3. If you have a favorite girl, you should not make other girls laugh.
4. There is such a person, once let you crazy want, now but desperately forget.
5. I deliberately and suddenly do not look for you, to see if you will find the lack of me and take the initiative to look for me, but every time I find myself can not be missing you.
6. Wake up in the morning, you and the sun are in, is the future I want.
7. Your friendship with me has come to an end. Why? It's time to start love.
8. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
9. I can not say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason I do not love others.
10. There must be such a person, will hold your hand when crossing the street, will hold an umbrella for you when it rains, will comfort you when you are sad, will smile when you are angry and coaxing you, will be in your tears when you hold you tightly in your arms and say: baby, you still have me, I'm always here
11. Love, is a timely and opportune encounter. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
12. I've never been able to get back to anyone in a second. Then why do you always second back to me. You are not someone else.
13. After you like the old man, I will plug a show-off for you to eat.
14. A man's harm to a woman is not necessarily that he is in love with someone else, but that he let her down when she was expecting something, and did not help her when she was vulnerable.
15. Smoke is not good for the lungs, coffee is not good for the stomach, love is not good for the heart.
16. If you ask me how many times you flashed through my heart, I would say once, because you never really left.
17．Student era of love to marriage, is the most proud thing in life.
18. If a thousand people step from my side, I can hear your footsteps, because 999 people's feet are on the ground, only your footsteps are on my heart.
19. What do you think is the similarity between love and train sometimes, it will be shaken
20. After a long time, you will understand whether you like it or not, whether it is suitable or not, and whether you can be together is three different things.
1. I give you 10 dollars, he gave you 20 dollars, you think he is better for you, but do not know that he has 100 dollars and I only have 10 dollars.
2. Found a law: a Chinese holiday on the dinner, a foreign holiday on the room.
3. Failure to reach out a hand to wipe your tears, better than the success of countless people reach out for you to applaud.
4. I'll tell you a story, well once upon a time I love you and I don't love you two people, I don't love you dead who is left I love you ah I love you
5. The relationship between a good friend is like the hand and the eye, the hand is injured eyes will be in tears, and the eyes in tears will go to wipe the tears of the hand.
6. The words you want to say but don't dare to say become forwarded.
7. You must have been born in the last life in the rich royal family in the child, the royal family civil unrest, before you die, your ama told you: children, I hope that your next life was born in a family of ordinary people, living a plain and happy life.
8. You have to get hurt yourself before you can really learn to be smart.
9. We are often so misunderstand themselves, think they love the old, think they long love, in fact, just now is not good.
10. The road is still to go, just no longer turn back.
11. Maybe I won't say it, but I feel it; maybe I didn't show it, but I really care; maybe I didn't cry, but I'm really hurt.
12. The most common mistake we make is to take what we have too lightly, and to take what we can't get too seriously.
13. Sometimes people are so strange, by the great aggression will not say anything, but hear the words of comfort will be sobbing.
14. Did not give her the ability to put on the wedding dress by what her underwear off.
15. If there is an afterlife, I want to be born on the National Day and die on the Qingming Festival. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I die, the whole world is sad.
16. Love to laugh at the girl will not be bad, make you laugh at the girl will not be bad.
17. Beautiful is not as beautiful as living.
18. When you feel lonely and helpless, think of the billions of cells only for you to live.
19. No matter whether your initial lie is out of good intentions, the final harm will always be harm.
20. People are especially good at writing when they are sad!
21． The child who will cry has milk to eat, the girl who will make a fuss has someone to love. Usually the girls who know too much are not very lucky.
22. Sooner or later, someone will replace you in my heart, do not worry, do not feel guilty, do not say sorry.
23. The corners of the mouth up laughing at you pretending to be more interesting than revealing you.
24. Many times, women ask you questions when they already know the answer, just want to see how you lie.
25. You said I was your life, leave me when I did not see you die.
26. If the person I love also happens to love me, why do I need to add the first two words.
27. The wise man always puts his mouth in his heart, but the foolish man puts his heart in his mouth.
28. Some people are not stupid, but the heart is not hard enough.
You like people so good, you do not fall
First, you always take into account others who will take into account you
Second, the cigarettes fell in love with the fingers, but the fingers have to let the cigarettes to the lips, the cigarettes kissed the lips, but the heart to the lungs, the lungs thought to get the cigarettes of the true heart, but I do not know that they hurt themselves! It is the betrayal of the fingers to achieve the smoke of the sentimental, or lips of the greed contributed to the lungs of the heartbreak.
Third, hungry on the order of food sleep sleep on the travel do not know the road on the navigation as if as long as the money we do not need each other so much.
Fourth, in fact, the free just pretend heroes so love you how can not a drop of tears.
Fifth, love your sharp scars, love your mature naivety, thanks to you so wonderful dazzling, do my ordinary years in the star.
Six, the benefit of maturity is that the previous can not get now do not want
Seven, if, in the side of the last really is not you.
VIII, slowly found that love a person is to destroy the original self.
Nine, suddenly found a lot of indispensable people in the life, walking walked apart.
Tenth, sometimes, I hope to grow up quickly, grow up, but found that the lost childhood; single, began to envy the sweetness of lovers, love, miss the freedom of the single
Eleventh, do not shirk their responsibilities, used to bear the first step to change.
twelve, feelings, there will always be divided and together; life, there will always come and go.
XIII, I naively thought that not read do not want to hear do not see do not see is to forget
XIV, the heart is tired, we must learn to comb comb their own thoughts, listen to the heart of the call, do not be tired of fame and fortune, to understand the heart of what they need, do not need what, how to protect their hearts no longer hurt.
fifteen, and there is no reason to leave, such as when I cry you always laugh
sixteen, you like people so good, you do not fall.
Seventeen, a person long slowly got the problem of all day nonsense.
XVIII, the world has never been empathy, only warm and cold.
nineteen, there is a square where there are dancers.
Twenty, in the eyes of the crush of the world is this, he (she) will observe each other, will pay attention to each other's every move for each other to change themselves.
XXI, you give the character to the constellation, the efforts to the chicken soup, the luck to the koi, and then said to himself: listened to a lot of reasons, still not good life.
Twenty-two, if a woman is not sexy, to be sensual; if there is no sensibility, to be rational; if there is no rationality, to be self-awareness; if even this is not, she is only unfortunate.
Twenty-three, yes, I'm so bad How dare I hope who love me like life
Twenty-four, like a person, together will be very happy; love a person is, together will be inexplicably lost.
Twenty-five, boredom is very necessary, a person in the blank time to do things, decided that this person and others fundamentally different.
Twenty-six, do not lose face and should not lose people
Twenty-seven, failure, someone to reach out a hand to wipe your tears will be better than the success of countless people reached out for you to applaud
Twenty-eight, happiness, hope, success, laughter, set off a sunny day of the waves; sadness, loss, pain, sadness, dripping down the haze of the fog and rain.
Amusing girls happy words
1, Division female Hanzi play soft hand me a bottle of Coke let me help her wring open. I took the bottle so hard. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'm sure you'll be able to. Tell her I can't unscrew it. Girl anxious. Ouch you are not false. I said if you want to unscrew it, I'll buy you dinner. The girl grabbed it. Bared. The old tragic.
2, there is a fat student in college, summer heat want to play games, do not want to go to gym class, leave said broken foot, leg limp past, the physical education teacher said you can, leave the note to the hospital on the line, after the handover, he thought to pretend like a point, can not be found by the teacher, so every time out are limping, and then he a teaser to go accustomed to say that can not be changed, we laughed miserably
3, these two days, next to the neighbors do white wedding, the night there are programs singing last night, sleep early, I heard the next door neighbor singing you come back quickly, I can not afford to come alone, you come back quickly sing once can accept, even sang six times, this filial piety people moved, or crying singing, listening to creepy, a nightmare
4, a Japanese in an interview with a reporter, the reporter, if you mother and your If your mother and your wife fall into the water at the same time, which one do you save first? The Japanese, I first save my mother, wife no longer I can with my mother again! The audience was y moved, applause.
5, the class with the teacher to discuss the quality of domestic goods, the teacher pondered for a moment with a serious attitude to tell us that, in fact, there are a lot of good domestic goods. We quickly asked, where is the good? Teacher, in the commercials ...
6. I took my mom from my hometown and hired a nanny. As a result, I came back from a business trip to see my mom and the nanny with the choice of beans, and then my mom had to fry their own, fried and asked the nanny how good it was to eat, the nanny said it was good, the results of my mom and nanny fried a plate
7, today there is a school girl to find our police department, said his wallet in the cafeteria was stolen. We asked him how he lost it, not loaded. She said in the cafeteria with a wallet to occupy a seat, back to no longer.
8, cousin Xiaoling brother, I got into trouble at school, the teacher asked me to bring my father over tomorrow! I said, this is not appropriate, although I am ten years older than you, but there is still a gap with my uncle! Brother, you are mature and steady, no more appropriate! The next day deliberately wore a piece of old-fashioned clothes to go! As soon as the teacher saw me, he hurriedly got up to greet me. I was a bit flattered, but heard the teacher said, you are Xiaoling her grandfather, right, master, you quickly please sit down!
9, the couple broke up, the man said, if you are not married after many years, please call me. A number of years later, the woman has not been able to find an object, they remembered him, picked up the phone and called. The phone, hello, hello, here is the red lady matchmaking center, may I ask what you need to help?
10, the street, an old lady accidentally fell. An elementary school student just passing by, and hastened to help the old lady up, concerned about, granny, you fell pain? The old lady laughed and said, not painful, children, what is your name ah? He blinked at the old lady, proudly back, call me Lei Feng good! When it was too late, the old lady suddenly roared at the crowd in the street, grab Lei Feng, he tripped me.
11, the former two roommates in college, are ambitious people, one wants to go to the United States after graduation, one wants to go to Tokyo, after the University of Endeavour, have realized their dreams, one went to Gomez, one went to the Jingdong.
12, in junior high school, our classroom on the fifth floor, I am special honest and decent kind of people, then there is a more powerful class (that is, the boss of the class), is always bullying me, I always want to go downstairs to give him a drink of water. Finally one day I broke out, playing water when he added some urine or saliva or something, from that day on, I am every time the initiative to go to him to play water 。。。。
13, saw a motorcycle boy, was stopped by pol.ice, the boy directly out of the car, the key off, tire deflation, to the road a push legs run. Only to hear pol.ice in the back shouted, back to push your car away, I do not check the car, looking for ask you to borrow a fire!
14, the dog cried in the garden, the cat asked why it was so sad, the dog said, archaeologists in the master's garden found a large number of biological bones, said it may be prehistoric creatures left behind! The cat said, "What does this have to do with you? Why are you so sad? The dog cried, those are my personal money!
15, I, children, how old this year? Boy, 3 years old .... I, oh, with whom do you sleep at night? Boy, mom and dad are home with mom and dad sleep, dad is not home when sleeping alone! Me: Oh, why don't you sleep with mom? Boy, I don't like Uncle Wang ....
16, wife usually call me you, make strength work when turned into a husband, buy clothes after it became a dear, after the fight became a melon child. Seduced me when turned into a grandpa, to play will ah. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
17, and his son to the hospital to pick up his grandfather home, on the road and his son said, wait to see grandpa to say, grandpa you finally discharged from the hospital, I want to die. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do, but I'm going to be able to do a lot of things that I'm not going to be able to do.
18, from the Internet to the child to buy a cup of water, early children to take to school, found that the cup mouth leakage, I twisted vigorously, good not leak, the child is happy to take to school. Back from school I saw the child did not drink water, the child shouted at me, you make too much strength, the biggest strength of our class did not unscrew.
19, the mother of the Lord's original words, the mother was born so beautiful son, twenty years, you give me so ugly, accompanied by my spiritual damage! I listened to the frozen half, silently said sorry.
20, Xiaoming to the fruit store to the boss said, if 5 yuan a pound of apples I buy 3 pounds, 6 yuan a pound of grapes I buy 4 pounds, 7 yuan a pound of pears I buy 5 pounds, the total *** to pay you how much money? The boss said, 74 yuan. Xiaoming turned and left, mouth said, thank you boss for helping me figure out the math problem!
21, home on the way home bus suddenly stalled, the car passengers go half, a passenger asked the car can still go, the driver was silent for a moment and said, go is not able to go, unless unless what? Unless you go down and push! It seems that the driver is also a folk hidden paragraph master ah!
22, when I went to college, my father said to me: son ah, you go to college I have two requirements. First, I'm very lazy, don't want to go out, so don't let your teachers ask parents. Second, I'm still young, do not want to be a grandfather.
23, the fool a few days ago to go to the bank ATM deposit a sum of money, the results of the family emergency money, Dad let the fool to take out the money. The fool stood in front of the ATM and cried, the staff rushed over to the bank card lost? The fool shook his head. Then is the bank card password forgotten? The fool shook his head again. The staff was puzzled, then what is wrong ah? The fool cried out, I forgot which machine I deposited the money into last time!
24, Ming said to the goddess, I declare you do my girlfriend! I will be good to you, for sure Goddess, I don't like you! I don't like you! Goddess, because you're a whiny bitch! Xiao Ming turns around and takes off his pants to take a look! I don't think it's a good idea!
25, the class teacher is very funny, the night I overnight, back in the morning on the morning reading late, he asked me what you did last night? I said in the dormitory to sleep. He came to the sentence, you lie to the dog? I had to lower my head silently, answered, uh.
26, I, my dear, although I do not have a small king so rich, unlike him have a house and car, can buy a lot of many you want, but is that I am willing to single-minded only to a person good! Can you marry me! Girlfriend listen to it all almost cried! I, do not be so touched! I you will definitely for your good! Girlfriend, you damn, why did not you tell me that Wang so rich, he is now married did not!
27, the friend said he went on a blind date, and the female child look quite right, the two met after the decision to walk on the side of the road, the results of the male a few buddies, which a few pits a shot of this friend's shoulders, Road, good ah, called Miss play do not call us.
28, we have a person here, hot-tempered, there is a cycling deliberately chased the tail, cheating him money, get off the words, not to say, directly take the hammer, directly on the fight. The second hammer, lying underneath that, running faster than a rabbit,, motorcycles do not want, 110 came, there is no informant, the car pulled away.
29, in the morning, I gave my 4-year-old daughter hot milk, she is very picky, do not want to drink. I told her that after you drink milk, your skin will be as white as milk, very beautiful. She believed me and quickly finished the milk. When eating dinner, my daughter looked at the bowl of millet porridge, determined not to drink. When I asked her why, she said, "If you drink millet porridge, you'll get pimples like millet on your face! I don't want to drink it!
30, the teacher asked the students said, what do you want to do when you grow up? I want to be a scientist and contribute to the people! Xiao Zhi, I want to do pol.office, for the people to get rid of violence and peace! Xiao Hong, I want to be a doctor, to cure the people. The teacher nodded with satisfaction and then asked Xiao Ming what he wanted to be when he grew up. Xiao Ming stood up and answered loudly, "I want to be an old man! Let them all serve me!
31, the owner of the building since childhood like long pants do not like shorts today, the same father asked who is still wearing long pants in the hot days Answer said Grandma, so the father roared to the 30-degree day the entire Guilin two people wearing long sleeves, one of which is your grandmother you still learn your grandmother! The owner of the weakly asked one that the other person, the father replied that your second grandmother
32, I, silly people are actually quite cute. I, my friend, I'm very cute. I, you are silly, not at all cute. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Me, don't go. What, you think I'm cute again? Me, roll faster. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm not going to be able to do that!
33, class, the teacher asked Ming, your family sleep at night, what will be on the bed? Xiao Ming said, there are sheets. What is on the sheet? The teacher said, "There is my mom. What's on top of your mom? Xiaoming said, "My father. The teacher said a speechless, Nima, your family sleep are not covered drops ah!
34, last night and his wife went to the old man's home to visit the elderly, stayed overnight. Get up the next morning, wife, you folded the quilt! I, how is it again me ah? Wife, this is like a kind person to stay with you overnight, after you also put people landlord's daughter slept! I'm not going to let you fold a quilt, but I'm going to let you fold a quilt!
35, I drove through an attraction, parked on the side of the road to buy a bottle of mineral water, asked the child selling goods, why some bottles of mineral water is full, some bottles are not too full it? The child replied, full bottle is my mom, not full bottle is my dad.
36, the son came back from school, father father I heard rushed over, snapped is two slaps, called Nima force, not allowed to call the father son cried and asked, I do not always call you father? I've always called you "Dad". I put my hand up, and you still call me "Dad"? I am watching the stock is worrying, you still dare to call? Son, then I should call you what? Laozi, everyone long
37, do not try to girls, will have to buy endless stalls, shopping is not finished market. Try harder, you will not have time to shop at the stalls, can only work overtime to call takeout.
38, just two days after the opening of the school is the victory of the war can be put 3 days off, two weeks after the Mid-Autumn Festival and put 3 days. Next three days later ushered in the National Day Golden Week vacation 7 days! Together with the double holiday, this time we have a full half month vacation! If you have the guts to skip school, the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day will be 16 days in a row!!!! This is the first time I've ever seen a school in the world, and I've never seen a school in the world!
39, the family is celebrating their son's admission to the university. A young waitress slipped, accidentally splashed the soup to the body of the prospective college students, did not have time to apologize, the people at the table on the count of open, my son and your age, are admitted to the university, you even a plate are not good. The director rushed over to apologize, I'm sorry, she is the city's top student this year, to work here to earn tuition fees.
40, one day reunion, all said their wages have how high how high, asked me when I weak very few pathetic on the 3,000, we all laughed at me and said that it is indeed less pathetic, and finally I added a sentence, the wife sent, the whole scene instant silence this is called tycoon ah
41, a week before the vacation when your parents, baby when to come back ah? The first week of vacation when your parents, baby today you want to eat something ah? The second week of vacation when your parents, when do you start school? During the third week of vacation, when will you start school? When is the fourth week of vacation, your parents, when do you start school?
42, a family of three eating at home. Son in the clip a piece of meat, hand a loose meat fell to the table. Son wants to clip up, his wife gentle smile, baby, table table dirty, fall table table meat meat can not eat! Then the meat to my bowl.
43, a few women together to say knitting sweater with what what wool, one of them said, she had a girlfriend whimsical to buy a good wool knitted a pair of underpants, thought to wear should be very comfortable, the results of wearing a while on the take off and thrown, because because of the tie meat, itchy
44, a girl in the class in the corner of the crying, I comforted her what happened. She said, she is a junior and still no boyfriend, and then cried more. I said, I guess you're pretty demanding, right? She nodded, probably. I said, too high requirements beware of bachelor for life, in fact, in fact, I already like you three years, you see. I... She immediately broke into laughter, haha, I think single quite good!
45, and Japanese professional friends talk about the Japs, friends and I complained, don't mention it, TM, to eat a dish, it is not easy to disk feet to do down, Ga! Crotch collapsed. I am laughing he said, more strange is the Japanese language exam cheating search answers, Nima, online search, out of all the TM bad site!