At the family memorial service, an old gentleman with a heavy accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.
The obituary reads:
Filial Piety Male: Pan Genke
Filial Piety Daughter-in-Law: Ji's
Filial Piety Granddaughter: Pan Liangci
Filial Piety Grandson: Pan Daozhi
But this old man is blind and his pronunciation is not standardized.
When he sang the names in the obituaries, he missed out anything with three dots on the word or the left part of the word.
So he read it to him like this: "Xiaonan, turn ...... heel ...... bucket ......"
Xiaonan heard, straight feel very strange, but did not dare to ask, so he turned a heel. So he turned over a heel.
Then he said, "Daughter-in-law, also ...... is ......"
Daughter-in-law heard, "I also want to flip ah?". So my daughter-in-law also did a flip.
Again: "Filial granddaughter, flip twice."
When the daughter-in-law heard this, she thought, "Mom and Dad did it, so I will do it too!
And again, "I'm going to do it twice.
At this point, Xiaosun thought to herself, "Dad and mom did one flip each, and my sister did two, so how many times do I have to flip?
This is the first time I've ever seen a person do a flip, and I've never seen one.
The old man opened his throat and read out loud:
"Xiaosun ...... flipped ...... to ...... die.... ..."
One day the demon king captured the princess, and the princess kept screaming.
The Devil King: "You can scream your throat out... No one will come to save you. ...."
Princess: "Break your throat.... "Throat..."
Nobody: "Princess... I've come to save you..."
Demon King : "Speak of the devil..."
Cao Cao : "Demon King... Why are you calling me..."
Demon King: "Wow... I saw a ghost."
Ghost: "*! I've been discovered..."
* : "Ghost, you can see me..."
Demon: "Oh, My God!"
God: "Who called me?"
Who: "No one called you..."
No one : "I didn't! Pretend to be garlic!"
Garlic : "Who's pretending to be me?"
Who: "Me again? Are you looking for trouble?"
Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"
Which one: "You? I didn't... Hey, there's a lot of people here."
Many people: "I just got here ...... who are you?"
Which one: "I'm nobody."
Which : "He's not me."
Princess : "Is everyone here to save me?"
Everyone : "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Hilarity : "What is there to see in me?"
God : "It's none of my business, I'll go first."
The Devil: "Answer one question before you leave, why are there so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to play the role of the Devil King?
Going on: "Why are you playing me instead of being a good demon king?"
Princess: "If there is no one to play the role of the Demon King, I can leave.
Nobody: "If I were to play the role of the Demon King, how could I let you go..."
How: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."
Watch: "What are you looking at me for?"
What: "You're going to fuck me? You're a hooligan!"
You're like, "I'm not."
Me: "What's it to me?"
Lich King: "*! I'm going crazy ......."
*: "What are you yelling at me for!..."
Crazy :- "What do you want me to do?"
You want me to : "I don't know anything!"
I don't know anything: "I don't know!"
I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"
Someone: "I didn't call you!"
I didn't: "Who called him?"
Who: "Injustice... I didn't..."
I didn't: "I didn't wrong you..."
You: "I'm sorry, but you wouldn't dare."
You: "Who said I wouldn't dare!
Who: "Come on... I didn't say anything."
I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?"
I didn't say anything: "... You... Aren't you my long lost brother?"
My long lost brother: "Crap... My name is so long... I'll be called..."
Who: "... I have to get out of this wrong place"
Who: "So this is my place..."
I'm nothing&no: "You guys, we're talking..."
Don't argue with us: "I'm not talking..."
I wasn't: "I wasn't talking..."
I'm not saying anything: "-_-"... Come on... Let's go outside and talk..."
Go: "I'm embarrassed... (
I didn't say anything: "None of your business... I'm outta here..." (The two brothers walk out angrily.)
Nothing to do with you. Why are you kicking me out..."
Why: "I'm not kicking you out...". Be good... Don't cry."
I'm not: "Oh... What's it to me now?"
What's it to me: "What? Did someone call me?"
Someone: "Who's calling you..."
Who: "I really have to go.... .T.T"
Who: "I'm really sorry.... *V.V*" ("Who" collapses to the ground)
Not Your Business: "...Aren't you my cousin? Aren't you my cousin?"
Nothing to do with me:"... Cousin... Long time no see..."
Long time: "I'm not here..."
Demon King: "Are you guys done?"
Finish: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I: "Who said that?"
Who: "What did you call me?"
What: "You're gonna fuck me?"
You: "I'm not going to fuck him."
Me: "Who says I won't?"
Who: "Injustice! I didn't say ......"
Said: "What do you want me to do?"
Who: "Shame on you both!"
You two: "I want! I want it!"
Face: "Who wants me?"
Who: "I don't want it."
Monster: "Hurry up, or I'll kick you out."
People: "Kick me out?
K: "Who's looking for me?"
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I'll kick him out if you do."
Him: "Don't K me."
Me: "Who wants to K me?"
Who: "I finally got one, kill him ............"
One: "Don't get me"
Me: "I've had enough of this, whoever mentions my name again, I'll never let you go!
Who: "Look at my Dragon Slam!"
Me: "Watch my White Bone Claws!"
Dragonfall: "What's so great about me?"
Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's so pretty about me?"
What's so pretty: "Brother, I've finally found you!"
What's good to look at: "Brother, let's go out and talk."
Demon King: "Shit... This is a family recognition meeting..."
Small Zhang is a friend of mine.
One day he wanted to go swimming and asked me to go with him.
He said, "Come on! You're invited to go swimming!"
I said, "No!"
He said: "Why?"
I said, "The water's too dirty and they all pee in it."
He said, "Then we pee in it too!"
I said, "No."
Then he went by himself.
After playing for less than half an hour, he called me.
Said: "Give me the 300 bucks, I got caught peeing.
I said, "How can you get caught?"
He said: "People pee in the water, I went up to the diving platform to pee."
The next day,hollister deutschland, not ashamed to sneak out again. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new one.
Said: "Give me the 300 bucks, I peed and let people catch.
I said: "How did you get caught again."
He said: "Don't mention it, I peed in the water, and yesterday I was fined 300 dollars and put on fire. A peeing pulled the yellow line!"
The third day, went again. I was not able to play for half an hour and then called me.
Said: "Give me the 300 bucks, I've been caught peeing again.
I said: "How did you get caught again."
He said: "Don't mention it, yesterday I got cold, when I urinated, I brought out a piece of shit."
The fourth day, I went again. I was not able to play for more than half an hour and then called me again.
Saying: "Give me the 300 bucks, I got caught peeing again.
I said: "How did you get caught again."
He said: "Don't mention it, today I saw a super hot beauty, when I urinated, I actually brought out a white mucus."
The fifth day, I went again. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new one.
Said: "Give me 300 dollars.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "Don't mention it,pissed so much the whole pool overflowed"
I:"。。。。。。。。。"
On the sixth day, I went back. Didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Said: "Get me 300 bucks.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "Don't mention it, when I came, people were scared away."
I: "。。。。。。。。。"
The seventh day, went again. I didn't play for half an hour and then called me again.
Said: "Get me 300 bucks.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "When I came, all the guys at the pool peed.
Me:"。。。。。。。。。"
On the eighth day, I went again. I didn't get to play for half an hour before they called me again.
Said: "Get me 300 bucks.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "Don't mention it, when I came, the administrator scared the piss out of me."
I: "。。。。。。。。。"
On the ninth day, I went again. Didn't play for half an hour and called me again.
Said: "Get me 300 bucks.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "Don't mention it, I can't pee, they won't let me go."
I: "。。。。。。。。。"
The tenth day, went again. I didn't get to play for half an hour and then I got a call.
Said: "Get me 300 bucks.
I said: "Why did you grab it again."
He said: "Don't mention it, haven't peed yet, people see it's me again, just fine 300 dollars first"
I: "。。。。。。。。。"
1. named "do not recognize"
Reporter: "administrator, I report"
Administrator: "Who?"
Reporter: "Don't recognize"
Administrator: "...... roll ......"
2. Name "Please wait"
Reporter: "Admin, I report"
Admin: "Who?"
The whistleblower: "Please wait"
Administrator: "Okay, hurry up!"
A minute later ......
Admin: "Who the hell is it?"
Reporter: "Please wait!!!"
Administrator: "Wait your ass off, get lost ...... "
3. Taking a name: "That's me"
The whistleblower: "I report!!!"
Admin: "Who?"
Reporter: "That's me"
Admin: "Very well, fulfill you ...... seal!"
The whistleblower: "...... help ah ......"
4. Take the name: "lying to you! "
Reporter: "Administrator I report"
Administrator: "Report again? Who?"
Reporter: "Fooled you"
Administrator: "********* Get lost!"
5. Named "Hey Hey Hey Hey"
Reporter: "Admin, someone is using a plug-in, I'm reporting it"
Admin: "Okay, who is it? "
Reporter: "Heh heh heh heh heh heh"
Administrator: "Somebody call the neurological hospital at ......"
6. Taking Names "I'm your father"
Reporter: "Admin, someone's using a plug-in"
Admin: "Who?"
Reporter: "I'm your dad"
Admin: "I'm your grandfather!"
7. Name "Not Me"
Reporter: "I'm reporting that someone is using a plug-in"
Administrator: ".... ..., who?"
Reporter: "It wasn't me"
Admin: "? Then who is it?"
Reporter: "Just not me"
Administrator: "You ****, who is it if not you?"
Informant: Informant: "Really, it's not me ah"
Administrator: "Rolling ......"
8. Taking names "Administrator ah"
The whistleblower: "administrator brother, someone using hangers, I report"
Administrator: "Okay, who is it?" Whistleblower: It's "Administrator ah"
Administrator: "Who? Who did you say?"
The whistleblower: "The administrator ah"
The administrator: "...... Do I have to use a plugin? Exterminate you! ......."
9. Taking the name: "I am dead"
Reporter: "Administrator, someone hanging, I report"
Administrator: "**** boy I was played for a day. If you dare to report a false report, I'll kill you, quickly say who is it?"
The whistleblower: "I am dead"
Administrator: "You ...... are dead what to make a scene, live and then come to me."
10. named: killed me also do not say
The whistleblower: "administrator I report"
Administrator: "and report? Who?"
The whistleblower: "killed me also do not say"
Administrator: "......! Have nothing to do, roll ......!"
(*Some curse words, so omitted...)
The bunny said, "My mom calls me Bunny Bunny, it's nice!"
Piggy said, "My mommy calls me Piggy Piggy, that's nice too!"
Puppy said, "My mommy calls me Puppy Dog, and that's nice too!"
The chick said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"
The bunny said, "I was raised by a rabbit lady!"
The little pig said, "I was raised by a pig's mother!"
The chick said, "I was raised by the chicken lady!"
The puppy said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"
Chaperone 0 said, "Outsiders call me Zero Chaperone, it's nice!"
Companion #1 said, "Outsiders call me One Companion, good to hear too!"
Companion #2 says, "Outsiders call me Two Companion, and that's nice too!"
Companion #3 said, "You guys talk, we'll go first!"
The Wanderer said, "People call me the Wanderer, and it's nice!"
The Samurai says, "People call me the Martial Man, good to hear too!"
The master said, "People call me the High Man, and that's nice too!"
The swordsman said, "You guys talk, I'll go first!"
The higher mathematics teacher said: this semester I teach higher mathematics,
The university physics teacher said: this semester I teach big matter,
The analog electronics teacher said: this semester I teach analog electricity,
The socialist economy teacher said: you guys chat, I'll go first.
The Peking University one said: I am from Peking University.
The one from Tianjin University said: I'm from Tianda University.
Shanghai University's says: I'm from Shanghai University.
The one from Xiamen University said: You guys talk, I'll go first!
General Li Zongren said: I, for one, have benevolence!
General Fu Zuoyi said: I, this person, have righteousness!
General Zuoquan said: I, a man, have power!
General Huo Zuoyi said: you guys talk, I'll go first!
Minolta users say: we are beauty!
Canon's user says: We are the beautiful people!
Huaguang's users say: we are Chinese!
Nikon's user says: You guys talk, I'll go first!
The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow, Lao Zhang said: my door is wooden
The door of Lao Li's house is made of plastic, Lao Li said: my door is plastic
Lao Wang's house's door is made of bricks, Lao Wang said: my door is brick
The door of Lao Liu's house is made of steel, Lao Liu said: you guys talk, I'll go first!
White Jade said: my name is White Jade.
The turquoise jade said, My name is Jasper.
The red jade says: My name is Red Jade.
The apricot-colored jade said, You guys talk, I'll go first!
The student from the teacher's college said: I'm from the teacher's college
The student from the railway college said: I'm from the railway college
The student from the vocational college said: I'm from the vocational college
The student from the vocational college said: I'm from the vocational college
The student from the vocational college said: I'm from the vocational college
The student from the technical college said: You guys talk, I'll go first!
Zhang Liangying said: "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Ying"
He Jie said: "Fans who worship me say: my idol is called Jie"
Zhou Penchang said:"
Li Yuchun said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"
Fuwa version of:
Five Fuwa get together to chat.
Beibei suggested: Let's give ourselves a nickname, I'll be called "Beiwa"!
Jingjing: I'll be called Jingwa!
Huanhuan: I'll call her "Huanwa"!
NiNi: I'll be called "NiWa"!
YingYing: You guys talk, I have to go before ......
Beibei: Let's talk about my nickname again, people respect me and call me "Master Bei"!
Huanhuan: People call me "Master Huan"!
Nini: People call me "Master Nini"!
YingYing: People call me "Master YingYing"!
Jingjing: You guys chat, I have to go beforehand ......
Beijing Cable Car Factory said: "I'm from the North"
Guangzhou Cable Car Factory said: "I'm from the Canton"
Chongqing Cable Car Factory said: "I'm from the Heavy"
Tianjin Cable Car Factory said: "I'm from the Sky"
Tianjin Cable Car Factory said: "I'm from the Sky"
Tianjin Cable Car Factory said. "
Shanghai Cable Car Factory said: "You guys talk, I'll go first"
Guangzhou Institute of Education's said I'm from Guangzhou
Zhaoqing Institute of Education's said I'm from Zhaoqing
Shaoguan Institute of Education's said I'm from Shaoguan
Zhanjiang Institute of Education's said I'm from Zhanjiang
Zhanjiang Institute of Education's said I'm from Shaoguan
Zhanjiang Institute of Education's said I'm from Shaoguan
The one from Zhanjiang College of Education says I'm from ZhanThe one from Foshan College of Education says, "You guys talk, I'll go first."
E says, "My mom calls me Little E. That's nice."
D says, "My mom calls me Little D. That's nice too.
C says, "My mom calls me Little C. That's nice, too.
B says, "You guys talk. I'll go first.
Wang's Oldest Five says, "The people outside call me Wang Wu.
The little turtle said, "People call my bar the Turtle Bar."
The little sheep said, "People call my bar the Sheep Bar."
The little chicken said, "You guys talk, I'll go first."
The demon cat said, "People call me the Cat Demon."
The demon mouse said, "People call me the Mouse Demon."
The demon dog said, "People call me the Dog Demon."
The demon said, "You guys talk, I'll go first."
The chicken said, "I come from eggs." That's nice to hear.
The duck said, "I come from duck eggs." That's also nice to hear.
The goose said, "I come from goose eggs." That's also nice to hear.
The turtle said, "You guys talk, I'll go first.
The cat said, "I'm your grandmother's cat." That's nice to hear.
The dog said, "I'm your grandmother's dog." That's also nice to hear.
The fish said, "I am your grandmother's cat." That's also nice to hear. I'm your grandma's fish says I'm your grandma's fish, that's nice too
The bear says You guys talk, I'm going to go now
The bunny says My mommy calls me Bunny Bunny, that's nice
The piggy says My mommy calls me Piggy Piggy, that's nice too
The puppy says My mommy calls me Puppy Puppy, that's nice too
The chicky says My mommy calls me Chicken Chicky, that's nice too!
The rabbit, the pig and the puppy all blushed and said, "I'm going to go now, you guys have a chat."
The rabbit said, "I was raised by a rabbit's mother,"
The pig said, "I was raised by a pig's mother,
The chick said, "I was raised by a chicken's mother,
The puppy said, "You guys have a chat, I'm going to go now.
The master said, "Li xxx, I'm going to call you Li.
Zhang xxx, I'm going to call you Zhang."
Master said, "I'll call you Zhang. I'll call you Little Zhang
Ma xxx, I'll call you Little Ma
Wang xxx said: I have to go now
Wang Ming, Li Ming, Chen Ming said: Teacher calls us Little Mings, that's nice!
Wang Hong, Li Hong, Chen Hong said, "Teacher calls us Little Reds, which is also nice!
Wang Qiang Li Qiang Chen Qiang said, "The teacher called us Xiao Qiangs, which is also nice!
g.wang Li Gang Chen Gang said, "You guys have a chat, we'll go first!
The rabbit said Others call me Rabbit Dad, which is nice
The pig said Others call me Pig Dad, which is also nice
The dog said Others call me Dog Dad, which is also nice
The rooster said You guys have a chat, and I'll leave first
The tiger, the monkey, and the tortoise. The leaders of the three clans met.
The tiger said, "People call me Tiger Head, so I'm very powerful!
The monkey says: They call me Monkey Head, like the Monkey King!
The tortoise said: I have something to do at home, I have to go now
Brother said: I have a big head, and people in the village call me Big Brother Head, which is nice
Sister said: I have a big head, and people in the village call me Big Sister Head, which is also nice
Grandfather said: I have a big head, and people in the village call me Grandfather Head, which is also nice
Grandmother said: You guys talk, I'm going now
Teacher said that the first word should be long and the first word should be long.
The teacher said that when reciting, the first word should be pronounced with a long tone, so
The Chinese child said, "I'm from China," which is nice to hear
The American child said, "I'm from the United States," which is also nice to hear
The British child said, "I'm from the United Kingdom," which is also nice to hear
The Japanese child said, "You guys, talk to me, I'll leave you alone first
The forest had a beauty pageant for the animals. The little peacock said, "Come see my peacock's fur, it's beautiful~
The little swan said, "Come see my swan's fur, it's gorgeous!
The crane said: "Come and see my crane's fur, it's not vulgar."
The eagle said: "You guys talk, I'll go now."
The teacher asked the teacher to name the person who was to say his or her own last name plus the word "to":
The teacher named Wang, and Wang said: "Wang to"
The teacher named Li, and Li said: "Li to"
The teacher named Yin and she said: "You guys name it first, I'm going to name it. "You guys go ahead, I'll go out for a while"
The woman surnamed Wang said her neck is called Wang Neck
The woman surnamed Zhang said her neck is called Zhang Neck
The woman surnamed Li said her neck is called Li Neck
The woman surnamed Yin said, "You guys talk, I'll go out for a while...
Outside the maternity ward, some fathers were naming their sons
Li said, "I'll call my son Li Wei, which is nice
Liu said, "I'll call my son Liu Wei, which is also nice
Zhao said, "I'll call my son Zhao Wei, which is also nice
Yang said, "You guys, talk, I'll go now."
Three girls, Liu, Chen, Wang and Jiao, were playing together.
Liu said, "My father and I are Liu, and I love my father."
Chen said, "My father and I are Chen, and I love my father."
King said, "My father and I are Wang, and I love my father."
Jiao said, "You guys talk, I'll leave you alone."
Wave Turning Cloud said, "Everyone calls me Prodigal Son," which is nice to hear.
Wang Chong Yang said, "Everyone calls me Prince, which is nice to hear."
Mei Chaofeng said, "I am a good person.
Mei Chaofeng said, "Everyone calls me Plum." That's nice.
Golden Wheel Falcon, Turbo Evil, and Ma Yu said, "You guys talk first. We have some family business. Let's go."
Qiao Feng said, "Everyone calls me Qiao." That's nice.
Hu Fei said, "Everyone calls me Hu." That's nice.
Guo Jing said, "Everyone calls me Guo." That's nice.
Wei-Shou-Bao said, "You guys talk. I have something to do."
Wei Xiaobao said, "You guys talk. 886
The basket with a lamb on it says: People call me the lamb basket.
The basket with the rabbit on it says: People call me the rabbit basket.
The basket with a piggy print says: People call me Piggy Basket.
The basket with the puppy pattern said: you guys talk first, I have to go beforehand
MICHAEL JACKSON said: people call me MJ for short, handsome;
BILL GATES said: people call me BG for short, handsome;
MICHAEL OWEN said: people call me MO for short, handsome;
BECKHAM and SARKHAM said: people call me BG for short, handsome;
BECKHAM and SARKHAM said: people call me BG for short, handsome. BECKHAM and SARAH BRIGHTMAN say: You guys talk, we'll go first.
The engineer whose last name is Zhang says: "People call me Zhang Gong, nice."
The engineer surnamed Li said, "People call me Li Gong, nice to hear."
The engineer surnamed Hu said, "People call me Hu Gong, nice to hear."
The engineers surnamed Lao, Tong, Gui and Nangong said, "You guys talk, we have to go beforehand."
Ji's oldest five said People out there call me Ji Wu It's nice to hear
Ji's oldest six said People out there call me Ji Liu It's also nice to hear
Ji's oldest seven said People out there call me Ji Qi It's also nice to hear
Ji's oldest eight said I'm leaving on a business trip, so you guys can talk
The Americans said We call it American dollars
The Vietnamese said We call it Viet gold
The British said, "I'll leave you guys to talk."
Three girls, Chen, Wang, Wen, and Liu, were playing together
Chen said, "My father is very busy, and when people see him, they say, "Old Chen is busy!
Small Wang said: My father is very busy, people see him and say: old Wang - busy!
Siu Wen and Liu said: "You guys talk, we'll go first.
The fox who became a spirit said: People call me vixen, charming
The snake who became a spirit said: People call me snake, mysterious
The turtle who became a spirit said: People call me turtle, tonic
The eagle who became a spirit said: You guys are busy, I'll leave first
The fish said: People call our meatballs fishballs
The pig said: People call our meatballs meatballs
The pig said: People call our meatballs meatballs meatballs. Meatballs
Medicine says: People call the meatballs we make pills
Cake says: You guys talk first, I'm going
Military personnel from various countries talking about where they usually go for entertainment~
US Marines says: We usually like to go to the Sea Palace for fun!
French mercenaries say: we usually like to go to the Palace of Hire, for fun!
Taliban soldiers said: we usually like to go to the Tower Palace, quiet ~
Japanese Self-Defense Forces members said: have to go first.
The mm playing the piano said: my piano room is so small, not cool!
The mm who is getting married says: my new room is so small, not cool!
The mm who is engaged in the network said: my computer room is so small, not cool!
Selling buttermilk mm said I leaned 7 o'clock, go home and sleep ~
M O P race,
M first to, said: people call me 1M, good to hear.
O was the second to arrive and said: people call me 2O, also good.
P was the last to arrive, and said: You guys go get your prizes, I have to go first.
4 cab drivers were talking together.
The one surnamed Liu said: acquaintances ride in my car, they call me Master Liu.
The one surnamed Zhang said, "My acquaintances call me Mr. Zhang," and the one surnamed Zhang said, "I'm not sure if I'm a good driver.
The last name is Wang said: acquaintances in my car, they call me Wang master.
The three men said, "I'm hungry, so I'm going home to eat noodles.
Three good friends play a game. It is to add a love after their name.
Li Ying said: I add a love called Li Ying Ai.
Wang Ting said, "I'll add love to my name and call it Wang Ting Ai."
Zhang Shan said, "I'll add love to my name and call it Zhang Shan Ai."
Chang Zuo said, "You guys talk.
Small Jin said: I guard the door, called Golden Gate, everyone rest assured.
Small iron said: I guard the door, known as the iron door, everyone can rest assured.
Small wood said: I guard the door, called the wooden door, everyone can rest assured.
Small Kong said: you guys blow, I have to go first.
Shu said: they all call me "mature woman"
Small beauty said: they all call me "beautiful woman"
Small place to look at Kei blushed did not say.
Small pole said: "all don't beautiful, not to go to work"
Bureau leaders meeting, several secretaries chatting together.
Small Zhang said: other people are handing me Zhang secretaries, sometimes call me Secretary Zhang.
Small Liu said: others all hand me Liu secretary, sometimes call me secretary Liu.
Small Wang said: others are handed over to me Wang secretary, sometimes called me Wang secretary.
Small Bian said: you guys talk, I'll go first ..........
Good said: the teacher asked the students to help me unwrap and read Good!
Beauty said: the teacher asked the students to help me read it apart, also good!
The teacher told the students to help me read it apart, and it sounds good too!
Bite said: You guys talk, I'll go first
Ms. Zhang said: Children call me Aunt Zhang
Ms. Liu said: Children call me Aunt Liu
Ms. Li said: Children call me Aunt Li
Ms. Meng said: You guys talk, I'll go first
Small A said: Everyone calls me AB, it's very nice and smooth
Small B said: Everyone calls me AB, it's also very nice
Small B said: "You guys talk, I'll go first
Small B said: "I don't know what you're talking about.
Small B said: Everyone calls me BB, it's nice, it's English for baby
Small C said: Everyone calls me CB, it's nice too
Small S said: You guys talk, I'll go first
Laotians say: old pig, old dog, it's better than old cow, I want old cow, it's cool!
The Yemenis say, "Wild boars and wild dogs are better than wild cows!
The Saudis said, "It is better to kill a pig or a dog than to kill a yellow cow!
Kenyans say: Gnawing on a pig or a dog is better than gnawing on a yellow cow, I want to gnaw on a yellow cow, cool!
Venezuelans say: feeding pigs and dogs is better than feeding cows, I want to feed cows, cool!
The Japanese said: You guys talk, I'll go first.
Zhang said: my son will be called Zhang Guang, very nice
Lao Wang said: my son will be called Wang Guang, also very nice
Lao Wu said: my son will be called Wu Guang, also very nice
Lao Pang said: you guys talk, I'll go first
One day, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty held a banquet for the heroes, and greeted all of them one by one on the banquet table:
To Liu Bei, he said. "Bei, how's your mom?
To Sun Quan, he said: Quan, how is your mom?
To Lu Bu, he said: Bu, how is your mom?
Cao Cao and Jiang Gan quickly got up and said, "You guys have a chat, my kid needs his diaper changed, so I'll leave you guys alone!
Lao Wang: My daughter's name is Wang xiao
Lao Zhang: My daughter's name is Zhang xiao
Lao Zhou: My daughter's name is Zhou xiao
Lao Cui: I'll go home and cook, you guys talk!
Master Zhang said: everyone calls me Master Zhang, good to hear!
Master Wang said: everyone calls me Master Wang, nice to hear!
Master Li said: Everyone calls me Master Li, nice to hear!
Master Jiang and Master Mao said: you chat, apprentice looking for me, first go ......
Boss check the work one by one ......
To mopping the floor said: the floor mopping yet?
To the paymaster: Have you paid?
Saying to the water boiler: Has the water boiled yet?
To the letter writer, he said: ............
The oldest, Li Shoucai, said, "My mother told me to keep my wealth."
The second, Li Shoufu, said, "My mother told me to keep my fortune.
The third, Li Shoujin, said, "My mother told me to keep my gold."
The third, Li Shoujin, said, "I'm not sure if I'm the right person for you.
The leader of the Chinese Academy of Sciences said, "We'll call it the Chinese Academy of Sciences."
The leader of the Institute of Mining Research said, "We'll call it the Institute of Mining Research.
The leader of the School of Economics and Finance said, "We'll call it the School of Economics and Finance, but not the School of Economics and Finance," said the leader.
The leader of the financial newspaper said: We call ourselves Caiji, it sounds good
The leader of the youth newspaper said: We call ourselves Qingji, it's fun
The leader of the sports magazine said: We call ourselves Bodyji, it's easy on the tongue
The leader of the military magazine said: You guys have a good chat, I'll leave now
The chief of the department, Mr. Zhou, said: Everyone calls me Zhou Zhou Zhou
The chief of the department, Mr. Li, said: Everyone calls me Li Zhou
The chief of the department, Mr. Li Zhou, said: Everyone calls me Li Zhou. Li Division
Director Wang said: everyone calls me Wang Division
Director Zhuang said: you guys talk, I've got something to do, I'll go first ......
Copper miners said I'm called a copper seller It's good to hear
Iron miners said I'm called an iron seller It's good to hear too
Tin miners said I'm called a tin seller It's also very good to hear
The silver miner said, "You guys talk, I'll go now."
Auntie said, "Keung calls me Auntie, that's nice."
Mom said, "Keung calls me Mom, that's nice, too.
Uncle said, "Keung calls me Uncle, that's nice, too."
Cousin said, "You guys talk, I'll go now."
YAOMING and McGrady from the Rockets said, "They call us MM Duo, and that's nice, too.
Marion, S. and Nash of the Sun say they call us MSN and that's good too
T. Parker, M. Ginobili and Duncan of the Spurs say you guys talk, we'll leave you guys alone
S.O'NEAL and BRYANT of the Lakers say we're not a SB group, we're an OK group
The Lakers say we're not a SB group.
LZ you can't really say no without giving me points 。。。。