Swimming in a big shit tank - really not afraid of death (shit) The following is a complete list of hilarious hysterical sayings widely circulated in the folklore:
1, the clowns of the circus - go through the motions
2, the crane on the pier
3, the mouse into the coffin - bite the dead
4, the mouse haunted the bridal chamber - chirping
5, the mouse to marry his wife Meet the old cat - and happy and sad; sad and happy
6, the rat tail soup - not much oil
7, the rat tail - big deal
8, the rat bites the cow - a big deal
9, the rat bites the stone pillar - attack can not fall
10, the rat drills the bellows - both ends of the gas
11, the old lady's golden lotus (in the old days refers to foot-binding women's feet) - a nest life; aggrieved for life
12, the old lady over the skating rink - go dangerous
13, the old set of rolled pearl
14, God on crutches - a pole in the end
15, the old man ate sugar - the more pulled the longer; the more pulled the longer
16, the old man ate sugar - the more pulled the longer
16, the old man ate sugar - the more pulled the longer
16, the old man sitting in the cradle - playing grandchildren
17, the old crow singing songs - not into the tune
18, the old duck male opera - throat
19, the eagle chased the rabbit - a heaven, a ground
20, the old corn mixed with white flour - coarse and fine
21, the old man stealing melons and fruits, the old man murderers and arsonists The old woman puts on rouge - not knowing her own ugliness
25, Thunder God chops the city god - above and below the pressure
26, Thunder Goddess seeks the Dragon King to talk about his heart - the end of the world to find Knowing the soulmate
27, cold water scalded chicken - not a penny
28, away from the Crystal Palace of the dragon - inch by inch
29, barber to teach his pupil - -from the beginning; learn from scratch
30, carp protecting the nest - will not go much farther
31, carp looking for carp, carp looking for crucian carp - the thing to be gathered together
32, sharp sword to cut the A sword cuts through the mess - a cut and a cut
33, the turtledove in the cage - do not know the spring and autumn
34, deaf wearing headphones - deaf to hear
35, Deaf people discharge cannons - deaf; hear but not hear
36, deaf people see the mute - do not hear and not ask
37, reed stalks for door latch - Hard to support
38, stone lions on the Lugou Bridge - countless
39, brine point tofu - a thing of the past
40, brine boiled cold duck - -meat rot mouth does not rot
41, Lu Ban door to ask the axe - to discuss the learning to come
42, Lu Zhishen out of the house - unattached
43, peach blossoms falling into the water --- to go with the flow
44. Crossing Ice Osaka (ban mountainside; slope) on a day of falling snow --- to be cool from head to toe
45. Carrying grass on a day of falling rain --- the The burden is getting heavier and heavier
46, linen shoes with silk - unseemly
47, hemp straw hand-to-hand combat - can not be relied on; unreliable
48, hemp straw as a flat burden -can't carry a heavy burden; difficult to carry a burden
49, hemp stalks as scales - no quasi
50, hemp willow tree to solve the board - not serious material
51, sparrow fighting rooster
52, sparrow small - liver and gall bladder are all complete (the metaphor of small but complete, with a typical meaning)
53, sparrow head wrapped dumpling -
54, hemp rope on the light bulb - wrong line
55, fried tofu in sesame oil - under the big money
56, the fly on the side of the manger
57, hornet stings bald - headache; no cover
58, hornet stings scorpion - poison against poison
59, horse high stirrup short - up and down the dilemma; up and down the difficulty
60, horse coat to cotton jacket - the same old thing
61, horse pulling the cart backward kicking (liaojuezi)
62, horse tail taut lute - not worth talking about (play)
63, horse tail pull huqin - fine voice
Widely circulated personality mood phrases1, only the weak will be strong, only the strong know how to show weakness. The only way to get the most out of your life is to be a good sport, and you'll be able to do it in a good way.
2. The most valuable thing in life is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.
3, and excellent people **** thing is very simple, tell him what to do, to what effect, he will find a way to get it done, do not need to talk about conditions. Because after the accumulation of countless experiences, he himself has become the biggest "conditions", lack of him, this thing is not possible. Therefore, the more outstanding people, the more good at the lack of conditions in the state to do things well; the more mediocre people, the more to do things on the conditions of pick and choose.
4, in your childish ignorance, ignorance seek progress, has been accompanied by your side of the people, is the nobleman of your life.
5, don't take the future as an excuse not to work hard now. Even the present time can not grasp the person, there is no reason to believe that he can plan the future.
6, deeper feelings, envy again thick friends, the end of the world is far away, love, and ultimately slowly fade. Not to say that each other's hearts have changed, not to say that no longer when each other is a friend, just, far away from the end of the world, happiness and sadness can not **** enjoy. Originally, we have been so far away that only greetings, greetings or good, at least we have not forgotten each other.
7, after all the prosperity, know that ordinary is true; looking back at the vicissitudes, just want to be as plain as water. To insist on packing in the years, you will feel that life is sweet; to write efforts to behavior, you will feel that life is beautiful.
8, you see, or don't see me, I'm there, not sad, not happy; you read, or don't read me, love is there, don't come, don't go; you love, or don't love me, love is there, don't increase, don't decrease; you talk to, or don't talk to me, my hand is in your hand, don't give up. Come into my arms, or let me dwell in your heart, and love each other in silence, and rejoice in silence.
9, life, some things are like sneezing, although there has been a premonition, but still caught off guard.
10, the dream is a said on the pretentious thing, it is born in the dark in a seed, only to break through the ground, uprooting and long, one day to bloom, in order to be open and let everyone know. Until then, there is no choice but to stick with it.
11, life is an encyclopedia, encompassing everything, life, by people from day to day, happiness, by the heart from the situation.
12, must accept the fact that some people appear in your life, is designed to give you a jam, there is no possibility of reconciliation. Don't torture yourself on this matter, reflect on whether it is not where enough polite, consider how to retreat to peace with him **** place, you only need to review, is why he has not let him quickly roll out of your life.
13, some things can not think, do not think; some people can not guess, do not go to guess; some of the rationale is not through, do not go to the realization; some of the road does not go, do not go.
14, life a dream, life by a heart, as long as the mentality is not old, as long as the belief is not canceled, no matter how far the road, there will be the end; no matter how deep the pain, there will be the end. The choice is actually very simple, to their hearts feel solid place to go, quiet heart to listen to their own heart.
15, because you have low self-esteem, so you have high self-esteem, so you are suspicious and sensitive, so you are insecure, so you are controlling, so you are possessive, so you have a lot of small minds, so you have a lot of trouble.
16, with a beautiful heart, to see the world scenery; with a happy heart, to the trivial life; with a grateful heart, thanks to the experience of our growth; with a broad heart, tolerate the personnel of our injuries; with a normal heart, to see the life of success or failure.
17, a person's happiest moment is to find the right person, he spoiled you, indulge your habits, and love you for everything.
18, busy, who all have difficulties, the reality, who all have suffering, life, there are always too many tangles, so that we are helpless; there are always too many naiad, so that we have nothing. Therefore, some things, can be serious, but do not be serious, if the heart is easy, the road is smooth.
19, alive at the core of health and happiness, health is the superposition of the body and mind, the heart healthy in order to be healthy, healthy body must be healthy heart.
20, the road at the foot, is the distance; road in the heart, is the pursuit. The pursuit, there will be bumps; there is hope, there will be disappointment; the wind has the direction of the wind, the cloud has the mood of the cloud, don't hope that everyone understands you, don't ask for everything is as expected. Don't expect everyone to understand you, and don't ask for everything to be as you want it to be. The first thing you need to do is to get along with people, be sincere, and be tolerant of their misunderstandings.
21, the dust thing to look at some light; the interpersonal look at some shallow; the gain or loss of some light; the success or failure to look at some open.
22, do not compare with others, do not compare with yourself, under the heart to do people, head down to do things, down-to-earth walk, let nature take its course, live, do people like drinking, half-drunk, half-awake is the most appropriate; do things like pen, half-loose, half-tight is the most natural.
23, a person's achievements, not measured in terms of money, but a lifetime, how many people you have treated well, how many people miss you.
24, the businessman's ledger, record income and expenditure, the two numbers are subtracted, is profitable. The account book of life, record love and be loved, the two numbers add up, is the achievement.
25, no matter how crowded the world, let the heart beat freely. Because every moment of life, are stored in the heart, stored in memory. Those who have, those who give, those precious collection, will be embraced in the bosom, melt in the love, long sleep in the heart. Some people, some love, some things, are loaded in the heart, will be tired, will squeeze, know how to unload, give the heart a space, so that the heart can breathe, so that the sun to bathe.
26, even if the world has been more than flowers, but also can not resist your look back smile.
27. There is no need to invite too many people into your life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only stir up your life to be crowded.
28, the teeth and claws of people, often very fragile. Because the really strong people, is confident, confident will be gentle, gentle will be firm.
29, do not lightly say that you are paying and sacrificing for whom, in fact, all the ultimate beneficiaries of payment and sacrifice are themselves. Life is a practice alone with no one, this is a path of sadness and happiness, the end of the road must have a gift, depending on whether you deserve it.
30, help you do not forget, love you do not hate, trust you do not cheat.
31, wash your face seriously every day, read more, sleep on time, eat less and more. Become gentle, generous, continue to be kind, keep love. Not in front of people pretentious, talking around to seek relief, but to learn to face a person quietly, their own Road Ideal pass. Such you, single also so-called ah, you in so devoutly do better yourself, will certainly meet the best, and that person must be worth all your waiting.
32, life needs to maintain a passion, passion can make others feel that you are unstoppable, will make way for your success! A person within the unyielding temperament is able to move people, and can change a lot of things.
33, the world is so big, life is so long, there will always be such a person, so that you want to treat gently.
34, rich to give you material have time to give you company have mood to give you romance, those are not love really complete mold. It should be, the flower heart for you to concentrate, love to play for you to stabilize, anxious for you to wait, love to escape for you to insist, proud for you to be humble. Because you go to try not good at things, for you want to go to become a more worthy of a better person, this is the love of the most silly real look.
35, three kinds of trustworthy people: know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, understand the reason under your silence .
Widely circulated say mood phrases
1, in a group of outstanding people in the middle, often mistakenly think that they are also a member of, and then forget to work hard. In the middle of a group of not outstanding people, often mistakenly think they are superior to them, and then also forget to work hard. Therefore, no matter what time, we must be awake to recognize themselves, and always never forget to work hard.
2. What you need to overcome is your vanity, your desire to show off, and what you have to deal with is your little cleverness of always wanting to be in the limelight.
3. Appearance determines whether it is possible to be together, personality determines whether it is suitable to be together, material determines whether it can be stable together, and trust determines whether it can be together for a long time.
4, the world has a good life, most of the people are to eat, drink, dress up, read books, the pursuit of a certain base of material, and then spend money to let their spiritual pleasure, grounded, not fresh and not vulgar ordinary people.
5, I would like to be the one that makes you think of the precious people.
6, if I can like you a little less, you will find that I am a particularly good person. Sometimes love makes a face.
7, do not be friends after the breakup, learn not to bother. This is not only the embodiment of having principles, but also the respect and expectation of the future other half.
8, if you know, those things that you go to really, there is no one serious, maybe you can live a little frank.
9, we always think that their marriage can not stand up to scrutiny, other people's marriages are happier, but forget that love is not forgotten in the jianghu is plain to the old. Who has no flaws in their marriage? Either lack of gold or lack of handsome or lack of time with you. In the marriage slowly cultivate, gradually understand that the most important thing for women may not be married to anyone, but no matter who is married to, to have the ability to make themselves happy.
10, a let countless people knee shot words: intermittent complacency, continuity of eating and waiting for death.
11, when I was young, I watched "Big Little Lies" and saw all the laughs. Nowadays, when you look at the movie, all you see is heartache. It is not that the movie has changed, but you finally have to wear your tightrope, circling the dreams of yesteryear, circling the angular personality. Maturity is a very painful word, it does not necessarily gain, but will certainly lose something.
12, to see a paragraph rough words: sometimes you want to about a cannon, but accidentally talked about a love; sometimes you want to talk about a good relationship, but found that just about a cannon. The world is so big, but the bed is so small, the two people in the bed were once so good, but can not to old age. I like the story of holding hands and getting married, but I live in a time when there is no result even if you go to bed.
13, you can forgive anyone without a bottom line, who can hurt you without a bottom line.
14, sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, in fact, they stand crooked.
15, I never understood what is called sadness, thought crying heartbreaking is the most sad, and then I know, sadness is, you look at him, or will laugh, you will still be gentle to treat, you will still be soft-hearted, but the heart is clearer than at any time, you can not, and should not be with the person in front of you close to the half, even if you want to hug him at any time, even if he frowned a little bit, you feel good! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
16, those in the relationship only to pay, do not ask for return of the silly girl, often will get what they want, do not get any return.
17, friendship in the most saddening is that at the beginning I think of you as a person worthy of deep friendship, and then because of certain things you have some slight disappointment, and then constantly persuade themselves that people should be so thin between people. And put you back to the position of a common friend, with you to maintain the surface of the peace. This series of psychological changes in the process, you do not even know half.
18, heating + nest + sleep + computer + cell phone + WIFI + hot drinks + a loved one = a whole winter.
19, I feel that after meeting you, I have become so old-fashioned, want to hold hands shopping, want to eat popcorn and watch movies, want to sit on the couch like a family drink and chat. But before I am not such a person ah, before I always thought I was a wild horse.
20, I hope that once looked up to, are able to become the future daily.
21, when you decide to do something, there will always be people out of all kinds of good intentions to you say do not do. If you succeed, and will envy and jealous of you; if you fail, will give you said, see, I have given you said do not do. Of course, if you listen to the advice and do nothing, you will end up slowly becoming these people. So believe in yourself, uniquely you are the best!
22, a lot of trouble stems from the lack of ruthlessness, do what you have to take into account the feelings of others, you always take into account others, who will take into account you.
23, don't let the person who likes you, tear your heart out for you to cry so once, because, you can hurt him to the appearance of the opportunity, only once, that once after you from the indispensable people into dispensable people, even if he still loves you, but there are always some things really changed.
24, like is anxious to determine the relationship, love is waiting for their ability to give her a home.
25, each cold and hot people, the heart is branded with a person who once burned himself.
26, when I was a child's favorite soda, it is hard to find back to drink but not the right flavor. The world has changed us, we also mercilessly changed the world in the eyes of some good, in the memory is quite good.
27, love is when you lost a large incisor, but still can smile openly. Because you know your friends, not because of your incompleteness, and stop loving you.
28, sometimes we have to be strong, so, in pretending to be strong, it is really getting stronger.
29, you live in the city it is raining, would like to ask you if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I'm afraid you said no, and I can not do anything about it, like I love you, but can not give you the company you want.
30, casually answer, it is better to seriously reject. Commitment is limited, energy tension, we can learn two other skills: casually reject the nuisance, seriously promised the sweetheart.
31, life's too much pain and misfortune, are because of wanting to live as others, rather than living as their own.
32, most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadow, and thereafter the rest of their lives to spend in imitation of themselves, day after day, more mechanical, more pretentious repetition of what they did in their lifetimes, what they think, what they love and what they hate.
33, people are vulnerable and strong beyond their imagination. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that a word on the tears, sometimes, also found myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.
34, some people's good like buried in the ground wine, always have to go through a long time, after leaving, to be known. The rest of the people drinking wine can only be lonely and drink alone until dawn. The most distant distance is still there, love is still there, back to the road is not.
35, want to be together to the old man, and then big noise will also find their own steps, speed back to good. Do not want to go on the people, a small twist, will also take the opportunity to find an excuse to slip away.
Folk humor hysteria
Hysteria is an important embodiment of Chinese culture, the following is the folk humor hysteria Daquan:
1, the balloon in the blue sky - light
2 rotten plaster on good meat - - no disease looking for disease. -No disease looking for disease
3, the old man steals melons and steals fruit, the old man kills people and sets them on fire - generation more than a generation of bad
4, the mouse ate the cat - a strange thing
5, the mouse into the hole
6, the old woman put on rouge - do not know since the ugly
7, Lei Gong split the city god - above the pressure
8, Thunder Woman The Dragon King is looking for his soulmate at the end of the world
9. Chickens scalded with cold water are a dime a dozen
10. The dragon that has left the Crystal Palace can hardly move an inch
11, the barber teaches the apprentice - from scratch; learn from scratch
12, carp nest protection - will not go as far
13, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp - -Things come together
14, the sharp sword cuts through the mess - a clean break
15, caged turtledoves - do not know the spring and autumn
16, deaf people wearing headphones -- deaf to hear
17, the deaf discharge a cannon -- deaf to hear; hear but not hear
18, the deaf to see the mute -- do not hear
19, reed stalks do latch - difficult to support
20, stone lions on the Lugou Bridge - can not be counted
21, brine point tofu - a thing of the past.
22, brine boiled cold duck - meat rotten mouth does not rot
23, Luban asked the axe in front of the door - to discuss the learning came
24, Lu Zhishen monk -
25. Peach blossoms in falling water - follow the current
26. Crossing Ice Osaka (ban mountainside; slope) on a falling snow day - cool from head to toe
27, The rainy day to carry grass - the burden is getting heavier and heavier
28, linen shoes with silk - not according to form
29, hemp stalks hand fight - can not be relied on; not reliable
30, hemp straw as a burden - can not afford to pick a heavy burden; difficult to pick a burden
31, hemp stalks as scales - not a quasi
32, hemp willow tree to solve the board - not a serious material
32, hemp willow tree to solve the board - the -not serious material
33, sparrow fighting rooster - self-importance
34, sparrow small - liver and gall bladder are complete (the metaphor is small but complete, with typical significance)
35, sparrow's head wrapped dumplings - all the mouth
36, hemp rope on the light bulb - wrong line
37, fried tofu in sesame oil - under the big capital
38, the fly on the edge of the manger - mixed food
39, wasp stings bald - headache; no cover
40, wasp stings scorpions -
41, horse high stirrup short - up and down the dilemma; up and down the difficulty
42, horse coat to cotton jacket - the same old thing
43, horse pulling the cart backward ( liaojuezi) - messed up; messed up
44, the horse's tail taut lute - not worth talking about (play)
45, the horse's tail pulls the huqin -fine voice
46, circus clowns - go through the motions
47, the crane on the dock - can be up and down
48, the locusts see the blood --叮（盯）住不放（比喻集中视力看。)
49, ant shrimp backward (liaojuezi) - small kick stirrups
50, ants moving - dragging and dragging; everyone move their mouths; pouring out of the nest (hole)
51, ants shaking legs p> 54, the eight steeds in the garbage - nonsense (painting)
55, pulling the cow into the rat hole - can not work; can not go
56, Lapa'er born- -move (freeze) the hand (freeze) the foot