2Grandpa gave Xiao Ming a birthday present, Xiao Ming kicked the present far away, but grandpa said it was a good kick, why? (soccer)
What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Water)
3 What is something that is better to do with one eye open and one eye closed? (Shooting)
4What's the one word we've all mispronounced since we were kids? (Wrong)
5There are two pairs of mothers and daughters, go to a restaurant for lunch, each ordering a set menu of 70 yuan each, and when they pay the bill, they only pay yuan, why? (They are grandchildren, the mother, herself and her daughter)
6 A truck driver hit a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured while the motorcycle rider was fine, why? (The truck driver was shopping.)
7 Wenwen was washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes were still dirty, why? (Washing someone else's clothes.)
Small Ming took one hundred yuan to a seventy-five yuan, but the boss only found five yuan for him, why? (He only gave the boss eighty dollars.)
8What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (hands, feet)
9 What is to be done at exactly 12 o'clock at night?
Answer: clawing
Reason: clawing at zero hour
10Which one of grandpa, dad, or brother sheds a tear when he hears his mom's words?
Answer: grandpa
Reason: flashes of tears night after night remembering mom's words .......
11 Which river is the most sinister?
The Rhine - come on Yin
12 Why aren't there any temples built in the southern hemisphere?
Because "Namo" Amitabha Buddha
There are two Siamese sisters, one is called Mary, what is the name of the other?
Monroe→because Marilyn (Siamese) Monroe
13What is the most comfortable way to beat something without exerting effort?
Dozing
14 What is it not illegal to steal?
Snickering
15 What kind of Mayflower or Lily has never had a baby?
Mayflower → because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn child)
What cartoon character is the fattest?
Man on the Fly→because it's fat, fat, fat Peter Pan
17Who is the guy who can brush his teeth and whistle at the same time?
The man who wears false teeth
18Why was Ming beaten half to death when he learned how to cut through the wall?
It was the beauty's bathroom
19What is the best way to find the missing peg immediately?
Barefoot
20 What kind of writing is the most profitable?
Writing blackmail letters
21 Who was first called up to memorize the book, the kitten, the puppy or the chick?
Puppy → because of Woof Woof Senbei (memorized first)
22 How did the little king brush his teeth while he whistled at a leisurely pace?
Answer: brushing his false teeth
23 What door never closes?
Answer: the goal
24There is a soft ladder hanging on the side of the ship, 2 meters above the sea, the sea water rises half a meter every hour, how many hours the sea water can flood the soft ladder?
Answer: the water rises so it never floods the soft ladder.
25 Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn?
Answer: the spare tire
26 What book are you not likely to get to in a bookstore?
Answer: secretary
27 What water never runs out?
Answer: saliva
28A man was being chased by a tiger and suddenly there was a big river in front of him, and he couldn't swim, but he went over it, why?
Answer: Fainted
29Two identical brothers were enlisted in the army at the same time, they were related by blood and had the same date of birth and parents' names. The company commander asked them if they were twins. They said no. Why is that?
Answer: two of triplets
30There were two prisoners in a prison, and one night all of them escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and saw that there was still a prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
31What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: Answer
32What do most of the wealthy self-employed people in today's society depend on for their livelihood?
Answer: Mouth
33 What should be hidden and used in secret, and then given to others in secret after use?
Answer: Negative
34Magnifying glass can magnify everything, but there is one thing that can not be magnified, what is it?
Answer: angle
35 Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, so why does his mom always ask his dad, who can't fix clocks, to do it for him?
Answer: because mom lets dad fix Ming properly
36 When does the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open their eyes
37 A truck driver runs over a motorcyclist, and while the truck driver is seriously injured, the motorcyclist is fine?
Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
38 In ancient times, what man became a father-in-law before he became a father?
Answer: eunuch
39 Xiao Li drinking, bumped his face, went home for fear that his wife would know the blame, went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but the next day was still his wife scolded, why?
Answer: The band-aid is on the mirror
40If someone asks you for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing?
Answer: Is this the Earth?
41What kind of contests do winners get no prizes, but losers get prizes?
Answer: Drinking in a fistfight
42Small Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't get the door open even though he tried his best.
Answer: Just push it open
43There is a cow with its head facing north, it turns to the right three times, then backward three times, and then to the right again, where is its tail facing?
Answer: downwards
44Why is there a family that never gives medical treatment?
Answer: the beast
45 Two pairs of fathers and sons went hat in hand and each got one, but why only three?
Answer: grandchildren
46 What kind of melon can't you eat?
Answer: fool
47Why do four nines add up to?
Answer: 99 + 9/9 =
48 When does someone knock on the door and you would never say come in?
Answer: when you go to the toilet
49When Xiao Wang was on guard duty at his post, he saw the enemy creeping towards him, why did he turn a blind eye?
Answer: He was aiming at the target
50 Is the black chicken better or the white chicken better? Why?
Answer: The black chicken is so good that it lays white eggs, but the white chicken cannot lay black eggs.
57Everything in the world melts when heated, except one thing that solidifies when heated.
Answer: egg
52Why did the teacher think that a pair of students at the same table did not cheat in an exam when they handed in identical papers?
Answer: Both blank papers
53 What is a product that has the same date as the expiration date
Answer: Newspaper
54 There is a person who was born to your parents but who is not your sibling, who is he?
Answer: yourself
55 What word is used all the time?
Answer: Bur number
56 Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he dug out his pockets, some of the bar matchboxes in the bags, the horse tickets he hadn't won, and the photos of his old lover were scattered all over the place. In a moment of panic, he covers something with both hands to avoid a fight. May I ask, what would he cover up?
Answer: to cover his wife's eyes
57This ice looks like a sheet of aluminum foil (four-character idiom)?
Answer: like walking on thin ice (like aluminum foil ice)
58 This letter is made of two eggs (four-character idiom)?
Answer: faithfully (the letter is an egg)
59 Both packets of wheat's noodles were stolen (four-letter idiom)?
Answer: 面面俱到(all stolen)
60 The mooing cow stopped mooing as soon as she got out of the water for a swim (four-character idiom)?
Answer: have courage but no strategy (swim without moo)
61 A turtle, famous for carrying a cross (four-character idiom)?
Answer: real name (cross famous turtle)
62 A girl will hang on her chest (guess the name of a fruit)?
Answer: lychee (milk machine)
63 Why do people like to read comics?
Answer: boredom
What is the reason that two people are having a lively conversation in a public ****car, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
Answer: it's a pair of deaf-mutes
65 Think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen?
Answer: The shadow of the earth, i.e. every night
66 Mrs. King has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer?
Answer: Mrs. Kim stammered when she ate sugar cane
67 What is a medicine you can't get at the drugstore if you want it?
Answer: regret pills
68 Someone often jumps from a height of ten meters without any safety device, why?
Answer: high diving
69 What kind of rain can drench a person to death?
Answer: gunfire
70 Why do people like to sit through movies?
Answer: because your feet get sore from standing
71 What would be the effect of abolishing morning study?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
72Why is there an extra hole in the ground after Dr. J does 10 pushups?
Answer: Because he did pushups with one hand
73 The tortoise and the hare were invited to race, and a pig was asked to be the referee.
Answer: Can't say! The one who says it is the pig...
74 What is the similarity between what two women say and what a thousand ducks say?
Answer: nonsense
75Why do some people like to take a shower after a bath?
Answer: Because it's too gross to pee in a bubble bath
76 How do men sort their clothes when organizing?
Answer: [dirty] and [dirty but still wearable]
77 After going to the bathroom, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand, or your right hand?
Answer: It's better to use toilet paper...
78What's the most important thing to remember when taking the JEE, other than your pass?
Answer: Remember to get up
79 What does a man plus a woman make?
Answer: two people
80 Xiao Ma's dad is in the standing library (four-letter idiom)
Answer: know the way to the old horse (图老马)
81What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Answer: The new dog is still excited to see you a year later
82 Bo Bo man accidentally swallowed $1. Bo Bo's dad patted him upside down, but he spit out $10.
Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar
83Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: One don't do it, two don't do it
84 A bear without a tail is a tailed bear, and what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: female bear
85 What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safe Island
86 What buche keeps going?
Answer: waterfall
The 28th of the month is the birth anniversary of Confucius,so what is the 28th of October?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
88Wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
89What would the world be like if Chiang Kung () were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
90 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
91Why can tofu hurt people?
92Answer: because it's frozen tofu
Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on a map
93 A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
94 There is a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: The grave
95The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the finish line?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
96A ball and an iron ball fell from a high building, who landed first?
Answer: The iron ball
97 What happened when the class dong rang and none of the students were in the classroom?
Answer: It's gym class
98Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car was a cab
99What kind of person's work is busy all day long?
Answer: ballerina
Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best at math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
Forget it, it's just a hundred, I have more than one, I'm afraid you're broke!!!!