II. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your character, some people like your life, and I'm different, I don't like you.
3. Recently raised a fish died . I thought long and hard about it, and I didn't want to bury it in the ground, so I arranged for it to be cremated, who knew that the more it was roasted, the more it smelled, and I had to match myself with a bottle of beer!
Four. In the road met a boss in carrying things, I wanted to go up to help him carry, casually said: "old thing, moncler outlet online I help you carry."
Five. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government.
6. I said to my mom: "Every day at home to eat are tired of eating, or not go outside to eat today?" Mom thought about it and nodded. Then gave me a bowl of rice to let me go outside to eat in the yard alone.
VII. If someone hates me so much that they want to pay someone to beat me up, I'd like to tell you that you should pay me, and I'll even beat myself up as long as the money is there.
VIII. The worst dream for a foodie is a hungry dream.
nine. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I would advise them to look away and let bygones be bygones. But they are always reluctant, one after another to urge me: hurry up and pay back the money!
X. Once upon a time, cars and horses were very slow, letters were very far away, and a lifetime was only enough to love one person. Now the Internet is very fast, all have wifi, an average of one hour divided into three hands.
xi. If you are really hungry, call me, I will be the first to go buy snacks, and then chew to you.
xii. Xiaoming calls: mom, I've been fired from the company. Mom: Ah! Why? Xiaoming: I called the chairman of the board of directors is stupid, the company held a high-level meeting to sue me. Mom: Sue you for defamation, right? Xiaoming: No, they said to sue me for leaking company secrets.
Thirteen. One day and a buddy to dinner, saw the waiter from time to time to scratch the butt. My buddy then asked: have hemorrhoids? The waiter: you can order the menu on the dishes?
14. The neighborhood parking lot design is too bad. It's like a maze, every time I go out I have to look for a long time before I realize I don't have a car!
15. When I went to buy apples today, I said to the boss, "Do you let me taste the apples?" Boss: "I don't let you taste it." I said: "Then how to see whether he sweet ah." Boss: "I come to taste, you see my expression buy ......"
Sixteen. If I meet you, need to spend all my luck. Please stay away from me, I want to keep my luck to make money, thank you.
17. I finally realized that riding a roller coaster is really scary. Sitting in the rain of gunfire like spit, down to find themselves in the mouth more pieces of gum, which is not my Yida!
Eighteen. My motto is: do not fly, a fly; do not sound, a sound. The reality is that I am: not poor, but poor; not rich, but rich dream.
Nineteen. I've seen Korean dramas in which the heroine's head is leaning on the glass of the bus, it's so beautiful that it's bursting, and I've tried it, and I almost didn't get a concussion.
Twenty. The collapse of young people is from the beginning of the job, the collapse of middle-aged people is from borrowing money, the collapse of the elderly is from not being able to learn the square dance.
Xxi. Today a buddy's wife gave birth, called me to report the good news. I was going to ask him: is it a boy or a girl? As a result, I asked him: Whose is it? Now he wants to go for a paternity test, but his wife refuses to do it. I think it's better to stand by and keep quiet.
22. I am the kind of person who will never take the initiative to bow down in a cold war, but as long as the other party takes the initiative to find me, I can immediately kneel down and kowtow to him.
Xxiii. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots, or you'll be able to get your hands on a new pair of shoes or boots.
Twenty-four. The fact that you're quite smart is that your IQ is a little low. In fact, you're quite handsome, just a little ugly face. In fact, you are quite high, is a little short legs.