What song do you hate most when you go to KTV?

If time is money and time is life, it may be the most protracted money murder in KTV history.

In fact, KTV is an occasion where a hundred flowers blossom (Kun), a hundred flowers blossom (Mo), a hundred flowers blossom (Luan) and a hundred flowers blossom (Wu). It really doesn't matter. But there was a trough that lasted more than ten years, and I couldn't spit it out.

So ashamed to write such an answer:

This question is very interesting, but it is difficult to generalize.

For example, someone loves the youth training manual and my skateboard shoes, but they are obviously singing with a playful attitude. You cannot say that he/she hates it.

For example, some people love to cry, listen to the sea and coral sea, which are all good love songs, but when they open their mouths, their voices are full of sobs, tears and resentment. Listening to a song is really affectionate, and it's a bit scary to listen to it too much. It's hard to say it's not annoying.

But, Goose, there is a song that one person participates in. If someone orders at KTV, I will be very anxious.

This person looks like this:

His name is Zhou Getai.

If you don't know who he is, I'll give you a brief introduction.

He is a famous MV director, and many KTV hot songs come from him.

At best, many people say that he is a "master of plot MV", which pioneered the use of MV to tell tortuous love stories.

To put it bluntly, his MV is particularly-not-long.

If you remember Fish Leong's courage and enthusiasm.

If you remember Liang Guang's first time and fairy tales.

Let's give an example for the first time.

5 minutes, 4 1 second MV, the prelude only sounded for 38 seconds. Before that, there was a passage about Liang Guang's confession to Xiao Shushen.

The confession is like this:

Xiao Shushen's reaction is this:

Are we here to sing or appreciate your grandiose acting skills?

Then three minutes and 26 seconds later, before the melody stopped, the plot lines appeared again. I don't know what singers think when they have strong feelings, but I want to lift the table anyway.

4 minutes, 4 1 second, and the singing part is over. The whole MV has 1 minute left. Here comes the famous shouting joke in the history of Chinese pop music MV.

Excuse me, is this 1 minute a song clip, or is it for students who have never seen it? Anyway, to be honest, every time a boy with a small voice sings "The First Time", I want to watch it. I haven't seen it much before and after, maybe hundreds of times.

Let's talk briefly about warmth first.

At the beginning of the prelude, I suspected that Zhou Getai had been stimulated. It turns out that after the prelude, it is still the plot.

The man is in the toilet. Mm-hmm. Then the phone rang, and I didn't hold it firmly and dropped it in the toilet. How can we sing this story? Teacher Zhou Getai said, Don't worry. Anyway, 5 minutes and 44 seconds of MV 1 minute and 36 seconds start singing, and you still have enough time to brew.

Sing again when you come back from brewing wine. Four minutes and 36 seconds. Next 1 minute 08 seconds. Keep watching the plot. Let's do another simple calculation. A ***5 minutes 44 seconds, 2 minutes 44 seconds is the plot and accompaniment. Sing for three minutes.

I think the lack of pop music has a lot to do with the fact that Mr. Zhou Getai deprived everyone of practice time.

You can probably recall that when the MV directed by Zhou Getai started and a similar boring story began, everyone would put down their bottles and dice, stop chatting and silently look at those who were holding microphones. Singers who are ready to open their voices also adjust their sitting posture and combine the complex expressions between eyebrows and microphones into one sentence: Why isn't the prelude TM finished?

If time is money, Zhou Getai is the biggest robber in KTV history.

If time is life, Zhou Getai's MV is an enduring money murder in KTV history.

You wild singers who are often active in KTV, in order to have more opportunities to show your singing skills, in order not to let silence dilute interpersonal relationships, cherish your life and stay away from Zhou Getai.

Of course, there are jokes on it. Please take a detour from the easy-to-take-seriously 360 moral guards.

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